Why am I so greedy, I want to pass away with a set of biscuits?

I picked up a slice and said with a smile, "It's sandwiched." As I spoke, I stuffed it into my mouth, and Liu Lao Liu grabbed my wrist: "Are you going to die?" ”

I said inexplicably, "Isn't it for me?" ”

"It's for you."

"Isn't that the end of it?" I shoved it into my mouth again.

Liu Lao Liu suddenly let go of his hand and said, "Don't you want to think that I will give you ordinary biscuits?" ”

I was stunned for a moment, yes, how can this old liar say that he is also a fairy, although people are a little more obscene, but there are really good things on his body, and mind reading is very useful.

I carefully put down the cookies and asked, "What's the difference between this and a regular cookie?" ”

Liu Lao Liu picked up a piece, as if looking at some treasure, and finally said: "The difference between it and ordinary biscuits is that it is a sandwich biscuit!" ”

I didn't say a word and picked up the ashtray on the table and was about to smash him, but fortunately, Liu Lao Liu said the following words in a timely manner: "Whose ability do you want to have?" ”

My ashtray rested on his head: "What do you mean?" ”

Liu Lao Liu slowly divided a biscuit into two slices and said, "For example, you are very envious of Xiang Yu's divine power, or Hua Rong's archery. ”

"So what?" My heart moved.

Liu Lao Liu pointed the biscuit divided into two halves to me and said: "Its name is Zimu Biscuit, each piece is composed of two pieces, so it looks like a sandwich biscuit, one piece you eat by yourself, and the other slice is for others to eat, within 10 minutes, you will have the most unique power in the other party - remember, the other party must eat first, otherwise it is useless." ”

My heart was overjoyed, and I solemnly took the two biscuits from Liu Laoliu's hand, and asked: "By the way, Xiang Yu and Hua Rong are both easy to say, and their skills are obvious, so what if I give this thing to a very ordinary person to eat?" ”

Liu Lao Liu said: "If you are not afraid of waste, you can find such a person to try." ”

I handed him one of them: "Then you eat!" ”

Liu Laoliu: "...... We generally call the side with words called the sub-face, as the name suggests, it can receive the induction from the side of the mother face, simply put, it is that you copy the other person's body on you, so you want to use it on an ordinary person and it will become commonplace. ”

I asked again: "This is not harmful to people, for example, if I finish eating with Xiang Yu, he will not be paralyzed, right?" ”

Liu Lao Liu said: "The side effects are a little bit, the person you 'eat', his strength will be a little weaker than usual within those 10 minutes, but there is almost no difference, and he himself will not be aware of it." ”

I counted, a total of 10 biscuits, I thought to myself that since this thing is harmless, then I asked for a surname and an ancient brain to "share" with Xiang Yu, who dares to provoke me in the future directly grab the collar and throw it to the Zhongnanhai gatehouse, let the bodyguards clean him up.

Liu Lao Liu seemed to know what I was thinking, and said: "This biscuit can only be used once in a month on a person, don't have a bad idea, I advise you to pick someone who has the ability to eat half of them first, and the other half you keep in your hand, you can naturally use it when you save your life, and the most important point I will remind you again!" ”

I looked at Liu Laoliu.

Liu Lao Liu picked up a biscuit and pointed it to me and said, "The word is the child noodles, and the word is the mother noodles," he said and flipped the biscuit, "Don't forget that the side with the word is eaten by yourself, and the side without the word is for the other party to eat, if you give it the other way, not only will you not get his power, but he will also copy you - of course, he will copy you far more unlucky than you copy him." ”

I didn't care about him sneering at me, I took a closer look at it first, and found that there was indeed a word on one side, but the word was more like a pattern, which should be a unique symbol of heaven, I greedily took all 10 biscuits in front of me, and said, "There are so many restrictions, can you give a few more?" ”

“…… This is your salary this month, have you ever seen someone who has a low salary and negotiated with the unit? ”

"Why haven't you seen it? There are people who go to the municipal axe to protest. ”

"Then you go to the South Heavenly Gate to meditate!"

I found a small box and carefully put away the biscuits, and then pointed to the person who had been lying on the table and asked Liu Laoliu: "Who is this?" ”

Liu Laoliu patted this man on the shoulder and said to me: "This person has not eaten much food since he was 30 years old, and he can't store anything in his stomach, so he gets drunk like this after drinking a bowl of wine." ”

This person is drunk fast, wake up quickly, Liu Lao Liu patted him like this, he immediately propped himself up from the table, it doesn't matter if this person comes together, it really scared me, I saw that he was actually wearing a big black leather jacket on a hot day, which was full of gaba, a sour smell hit people, and what was even more terrifying was that this person's face was full of big folds, his beard was stubble, and his face was also embedded with oil sludge, but a pair of eyes were full of vigilance, flashing and looking around, as if he was in crisis all year round, but his eyes were firm and full, and people did not dare to force his eyes, in his arms, tightly hugged a stick, probably there used to be something like a small flag on this stick, but now there is nothing bare.

I couldn't help but move back, and said in surprise: "Are you Ouyang Feng?" ”

Wearing a leather jacket on a hot day, it can be seen that this person's internal strength is exquisite, and the stick in his arms, Bacheng, is the snake staff he often uses.

Liu Lao Liu said: "What Ouyang Feng, this is a Hou Ye - Su Hou Ye!" ”

“…… Master Sun? Goku? ”

Liu Lao Liu's head was full of black lines: "Su Wu! Master Su! ”

I just felt that the name was familiar, and said, "Who is Su Wu?" ”

Liu Lao Liu sighed and said: "Didn't you sing it in the song when you were in elementary school-Su Wu, the Hu Festival is not humiliated, the snow is icy, and you have endured it for nineteen years......"

I hurriedly stood up and said in awe: "This is the envoy of the Han Dynasty, Su Wu?" ”

Liu Laoliu said: "It's him, Old Man Su stayed in the Xiongnu land for 19 years, went through three generations of Han kings, and finally gave him the title of Marquis of Guannei." ”

I said dumbly: "How can you still be so virtuous when you become a marquis...... Uh? ”

Liu Laoliu said with emotion: "After returning to the Han Dynasty, Old Man Su did not dare to forget the humiliation he had suffered, and he didn't enjoy the mansion food, he was still dressed up in the past, one is to spur himself, and the other is to warn future generations, he has always wanted to send the Huns as an envoy of the Han Dynasty, but it was not realized, what he held in his hand was the one that was the festival." ”

I couldn't help but feel and admire, stretched out my hand and touched the stick that Su Wu was holding twice, Su Wu stepped back, and said in a deep voice: "What are you doing?" ”

I said aggrievedly, "Can't you look at it?" ”

Su Wu said sharply: "Unless I die!" ”

Liu Laoliu said: "That is the lifeblood of Marquis Su, except for the emperor of the Han Dynasty, don't even think about touching it." ”

I thought to myself that it would be interesting for my life to grow into my arms, but I didn't dare to say it, in a few words, I had already regarded Marquis Su as my new idol, and besides, his stick looked very strong, and I was afraid that I would be the second winter night when I was chiseled on my head.

I pulled Liu Lao Liu aside and whispered, "Why did you invite Hou Ye Su for no reason?" What is the priority of my customers? ”

Liu Laoliu said: "Originally, Qin Hui was followed by a few martial artists, but after your accident, we have concerns about arranging people down, those generals have many enemies, I'm afraid your opponent will have a chance to take advantage of it, so we are now arranging people to be mainly literati and irrelevant people, Su Hou Ye should have no problem, I don't believe that your opponent can conjure up a Xiongnu country again." ”

I looked at Su Wu and said to Liu Laoliu, "Can I take him to take a bath first?" Master Su is so delicious! ”

"Then it's up to you, just remember to follow his wishes, Marquis Su has suffered so many years of sin, and he has seen everything, and now he just can't let go of that obsession, and he always wants to serve the country."

I said, "Okay, then you can go." "I'll know the rest.

When Liu Lao Liu was leaving, he put his arm around my shoulders and said very emotionally: "Xiaoqiang, I'm interesting enough to you, right?" ”

I pushed him out of my arm: "Stop, stop, have something to say!" ”

“…… You see, after you signed that contract with the winery, you got a few million more harvests every month, right? ”

I carried my bag in my hand: "How much do you want?" "In short, a friend comes with good wine, and if the jackal comes, and waits for him with a shotgun—if he dares to ask for more than 500, I'll shoot him!

Liu Lao Liu seemed to have calculated my bottom limit, and cautiously opened five fingers at me, and I pinched out 5 tickets for him: "Is it enough?" ”

Liu Lao Liu said hehehe: "Sure enough, it's a rich man, in fact, I just want 50, by the way, your motorcycle is useless, right?" ”

I took a long time in my pocket to find the key to the motorcycle I had asked for from the village chief and threw it to him: "Stop at the entrance of the pawnshop alley, drive yourself." ”

Liu Lao Liu threw the key back to me again, and said with a smile: "No need, I have already stabbed the wire open, just to say hello to you." ”

I finally couldn't help it, grabbed a beer bottle and threw it over, Liu Lao Liu had already straddled the motorcycle like flying, two wires were paired, and a burst of black smoke rolled and disappeared in front of my eyes.

Seeing Liu Lao Liu away, I turned around and said to Su Wu: "Master Su, let's take a bath?" ”

Su Wu said blankly: "What is a bath?" ”

I had a chill, and I was relieved to think that this sheep, who had been herding in the ice and snow for 19 years, might not even have seen much liquid water, and was relieved: "It's bathing." ”

I thought he would refuse, but I didn't expect Su Wu to say happily, "Yes." ”

I took him to the car and found that Su Hou Ye was indifferent to everything in the outside world, just his eyes were firmly holding his stick, 19 years of bitter cold life had made him forget all the pleasures of the world, and he couldn't even communicate at the very least, he only lived in his own world now.

I thought about it for a while, and quickly denied the idea of taking him to the sauna, his image must definitely cause a sensation, I don't want to cause unnecessary trouble, and I don't want our Su Hou Ye to be looked down upon, Lao Su has made great sacrifices in order to keep the national integrity, we can't let our hero shed blood and tears, as soon as I thought of his suffering, I immediately had a plan: take him to my villa! I want to let Hou Ye have a good time for a few days, and now there is only one Qin Hui living there, which is too cheap for this old annihilator.

I opened the window, drove up the horsepower, and let the wind blow in violently - the smell on Hou Ye's body was so bad!

When we arrived at the place, I successfully took the key and poked open the door, except for the smell of instant noodles at home, it was actually cleaned up neatly, Qin Hui was wearing a soft pajama and collapsed in the sofa comfortably changing the TV channel, seeing me come in and lazily waved at me to say hello, as soon as Su Wu entered the door, Qin Hui jumped up in fright: "What did you bring back?" ”

Seeing that Gu Zhong was not on the right path, even if it was a different dynasty, the two of them didn't need to speak to sign up, and Su Wu glanced at Qin Hui and snorted coldly.

Qin Hui didn't care about speaking, ran to Su Wu barefoot, pulled Su Wu's padded jacket with a tissue paper pad on his hand, and shouted: "Change your shoes, change your shoes!" ”

Su Wu didn't say a word, and gave Qin Hui a hard blow with the stick in his hand, Qin Hui hugged his head and screamed, "How do you beat people?" ”

I can't help but be happy to see it, this person and this scene are really the greatest comfort to history, this is called evil defeating good.

As soon as I reported Su Wu's name, Qin Hui really wilted immediately, no matter what others said about Qin Hui, he always claimed to be a literati, as long as he was a literati, then he would not dare to be disrespectful to Su Wu, and if he was a courtier, he should take Su Wu as a model, of course, Qin Hui could completely ignore the latter article.

I took Su Wu to the bathroom, put a pool of warm water for him, put a new set of clothes next to him, and said respectfully: "Master Hou, please, if you need help, call me directly." ”

Su Wu nodded, first took off the cotton clothes and pants and handed them to me, I carefully carried these two treasures to cover the door for him, Su Wu's coat is very distinctive, as long as it is not on the person, you can never see that it is two clothes, shiny and shiny, and there is no hair inside and outside, it is said that when Su Hou Ye ran out of food, he pointed to them for several winters, and the hair should be in Su Hou Ye's stomach.

I didn't dare to throw away such a treasure, so I left it at the door of the bathroom, and then I found that these two clothes did not fall down, and stood like a medieval knight's armor, loyally guarding the master's door—all of them were upright!

Taking advantage of Su Wu's bath, I looked around and found that Qin Hui's bedroom was even more spotless, and many of the foreign books I bought to support the façade had been moved to the bookcase of this house, and there was an English novel spread out on the table, I asked Qin Hui in surprise: "Can you understand?" ”

Qin Hui said: "I can understand "Lady of the Camellias" by flipping through the dictionary. Seeing that my face was full of surprise, he snorted proudly and said, "Do you think that the destroyer is so good?" ”

I also found an interesting phenomenon that as long as I turned over and touched the place, Qin Hui would carefully wipe it with paper, not even letting go of a fingerprint, I really didn't expect Qin Hui, who was full of conspiracy and bad water, to have a habit of cleanliness! He and Su Wuzhi are really a perfect match.

We went downstairs, and I asked Qin Hui, "Is instant noodles still enough to eat?" ”

Speaking of this, Qin Hui said with a bitter face: "You leave me some money, it's all said on TV, eating instant noodles all the time is not nutritious, and I'm going to vomit when I smell that smell now." ”

I smiled and said, "Okay, I'll leave it for Su Wuliu in a while." ”

"Isn't it the same if you give it to me?"

I glared at him and said, "I'm afraid you're corrupt!" ”

Qin Hui looked up to the sky and snorted: "You also underestimate me, I don't even look at it if it's less than 100,000 taels, and besides, don't you keep the money and I spend it alone, how can I embezzle my own?" ”

…… At this time, I saw that Su Wu had already come downstairs.

The oil mud on his face didn't move, and the most awkward thing was that he was wearing his torn leather jacket again, and it didn't take Su Hou Ye a total of 5 minutes from going in to coming out and getting dressed, probably running out after soaking in the pool.

When Su Wu arrived in the living room, he didn't talk to us and sat on the floor. Qin Hui had already jumped up, covered his nose and shouted, "Didn't you put new clothes for you?" ”

Su Wu glanced at him and said in a deep voice: "I have worn this for the rest of my life." ”

This will also be a little unbearable, after all, this is my new house, Hou Ye does not need to wear this body, I have to exceed the chemical composition if I live for a week.

I said to him: "Otherwise, I'll buy you a new cotton coat (what Su Wu is wearing is already difficult to tell whether it was a cotton coat or a leather coat), how about you change this set?" In case you go to a certain tribe in Africa on behalf of our country in the future, once you run out of food, you can live for three or two years while pointing to the cotton in your clothes. ”

Su Wu shook his head: "No." ”

Qin Hui whispered to me: "See, loyal ministers don't invite people to see you, right?" ”

I have no choice at all, I know that Su Wu is a loyal man who does not eat hard and soft, and finally I had to say to him: "If you don't change it, you won't change it, you just live here, don't worry about eating and drinking, if you don't understand anything, ask 9527 (Qin Hui's number)." ”

Qin Hui saw that I was leaving, so he pulled me hard and said, "Give money, you can't let the two of us live on a box of instant noodles, right?" ”

I thought about it, so I took out a wad of money, Qin Hui's eyes suddenly lit up and I reached out to pick it up, I pulled him away and walked to Su Wu, stuffed him in a torn jacket, pointed at Qin Hui and said to him: "9527 If you want to make your waiter comfortable, you can give him a tip depending on the situation, but you can't give him all at once." ”

Su Wu nodded and said, "I'll take care of it." ”

Qin Hui squatted opposite Su Wu far away, stretched out his hands and shouted, "Don't you loyal ministers all regard money as dung? Give them all to me! ”

Su Wu didn't pay attention to Qin Hui at all, hehe sneered a few times, it seems that the old man is just a little lazy to deal with people, he is not stupid.

These two people are so interesting, one is extremely loyal, the other is extremely annihilated; One is extremely dirty, and the other is extremely clean; One is alienated and indifferent, the other is extremely cunning and sophisticated, as the so-called one thing descends to one thing.

I was happy until I left, and the money was safer for Qin Hui than it was in the safe for Su Wu, and I didn't believe that he had the courage to reach into the ragged jacket and steal it. And he has so many poor problems, he will definitely not sit back and watch Su Wu defecate everywhere.

With Qin Hui, Dingru hired a round-the-clock nanny for Su Wu.

(To be continued)