Chapter Eighty-Four: The First Chaotic Dinner in History (Part I)

Back at the pawnshop, Xiang Yu was standing bored at the window looking at the sky, since he broke off contact with Zhang Bing, he was often at a loss, Yu Ji was found, but he was no longer the person he loved.

I subconsciously pinched the biscuit in my arms and greeted warmly: "Brother Yu, eat." Saying that, I divided a biscuit into two slices and handed the half without words to Xiang Yu, I yearn for "pulling out the mountain and covering the world" It is not a day or two, of course, it seems that I am unkind to do it so well, but Liu Lao Liu said that this has a limited impact on the use of objects, so it is not a big deal.

Xiang Yu stuffed it into his mouth without thinking about it, swallowed it in three or two, and asked while carefully putting away the other half of the slice, "Brother Yu, how does it taste?" ”

Xiang Yu nodded indifferently: "It's okay." ”

In this way, I have successfully reserved the strength of Xiang Yu, which reminds me of a cartoon I watched when I was a child, in which the protagonist has the strength of a bear, the eyes of an eagle, the speed of a leopard and the ears of a wolf, and now I only need to hold this set of cookies, and it doesn't seem to be difficult.

I was complacent, when suddenly a hand reached out to my eyes and said:

"Give me a piece."

I twisted my face and saw Jing Ke's left and right eyes, looking at me with bone.

I covered the cookie box and said, "You don't have to eat it, do you?" "I don't want to eat a cookie and then read the data out of a single cookie with a row of ellipses.

"Give me a piece ......," the second fool said reluctantly.

I thought about it, so I divided half a piece for him, because what Liu Lao Liu said seemed to be that he could only copy the other party's body instead of his thoughts, and I had seen the skills of the second fool, so he should be able to use it.

The second fool stuffed the biscuit into his mouth, his cheeks swelled and moved, and soon said, "Give me another piece." ”

Now I was also curious, and asked him, "Is it really that delicious?" ”

The second fool said: "I'll leave one for Xiao Zhao to eat." ”

What else can I say? Such an interesting friend is hard to find now, I re-divided a whole biscuit into two slices and divided half of it, and the second fool immediately went to find Zhao Baimian.

I paused for three seconds and immediately chased after him and shouted, "You come back!" ”

Zhao Bai's face ...... I quickly thought of his weak appearance, how could I waste such a good thing on him?

But...... When I chased downstairs, Zhao Bai's cheeks were also bulging like Jing Ke, with a satisfied smile on his face.

I stomped my foot in frustration: "I'm blind." "Forget it, keep it for future harm.

I put the three pieces of biscuits that had been divided in order, Xiang Yu in front of the head, followed by the second fool and Zhao Baimian, so that at least it would not be confused in a critical time, I put two unused pieces together with them, put them in a small box and put them away, and carefully locked the other five pieces in the safe, I am very glad that Qin Shi Huang did not see them, I firmly believe that with his strength, he can stuff all ten biscuits into his mouth in one bite.

I'm even more glad that Master Li and Baozi weren't there, girls like to eat snacks, and you're always embarrassed to hold a box of biscuits and hide them, right? It's hard to imagine if I had to share a cookie with them and it would become lordosis and backwards......

In order to prevent accidents, I specially bought a pack of cream biscuits that looked similar and put them on the table openly, and Er Silly and Zhao Baimian each ate another piece, and they both said, "It's much better than just now." ”

At this time, Qin Shi Huang broke out of the back room, picked up the box and poured it all into his mouth......

It's dangerous!

At this time, Xiang Yu suddenly said: "Hey, the master is back, and the one next to her seems to be Jin Shaoyan." ”

I hurriedly leaned on the window to take a look, and saw Master Li and Jin Shaoyan standing on both sides of the 911 on the left and right, although the distance was very close, but the two seemed to be looking at each other a little far away, and they both nodded and smiled at each other stiffly, it seemed that Master Li wanted Jin Shaoyan to go first, and Jin Shaoyan wanted to watch Master Li go first.

The two of them were polite at the door for a while, and no one refused to go first, Xiang Yu suddenly shouted: "Jin Shaoyan, come up and sit!" ”

Jin Shaoyan raised his head and smiled at Xiang Yu, but he didn't move, Xiang Yu wondered: "What is this kid doing, pretending not to know me?" ”

Qin Shi Huang squeezed between me and Xiang Yu, and also rushed down and shouted: "Laughing and sprinkling mud (smirking or something), come up, but wipe it (Shaanxi native language, meaning hurry up)." ”

Seeing them say this, Master Li had to make a gesture of please, and Jin Shaoyan seemed to be very helpless to lock the car and walk in after Master Li.

I said to Xiang Yu: "When you see the opportunity, don't talk too much." Then hurriedly ran downstairs, Master Li was about ten steps faster than Jin Shaoyan, and when she passed me, she said in a very low voice: "...... I just wanted to come back and see it, and he had to send me. Then she passed me.

Jin Shaoyan saw me from afar and said loudly: "Mr. Xiao, it's a pleasure to meet you!" ”

I saw that Master Li had already gone upstairs and scolded, "What the hell are you kid doing? ”

Jin Shaoyan cried with a sad face, lowered his voice and said, "There's no way, I can only talk to you in this tone now." ”

I stamped my foot and said, "Then what are you doing in here?" ”

Jin Shaoyan's eyes turned red: "I didn't want to come in, but I couldn't help it when I saw everyone." ”

I had to sigh and say, "Go up, I'll see what you say later?" ”

As soon as Jin Shaoyan went upstairs, I heard him shouting again: "Hello two gentlemen, what do you call them?" ”

Xiang Yu's voice came: "You really don't know me anymore?" ”

Qin Shi Huang: "Hang the baby (silly boy)!" ”

I rushed upstairs to take a look, Master Li closed the door and was changing clothes, this was a golden opportunity, I quickly asked Jin Shaoyan: "What should I do, do you tell the truth?" ”

Jin Shaoyan had already hugged Xiang Yu fiercely: "Brother Yu! Then hugged Qin Shi Huang, "Brother Ying!" ”

Xiang Yu wondered, "What's going on?" ”

I hurriedly made a silencing gesture at him, and said in a low voice, "I'll tell you the details later, and now he must pretend not to know you, as if he had never seen you before." ”

At this time, Master Li had already pushed the door out......

Qin Shi Huang slapped Jin Shaoyan and said, "How can you not know Hungry Pinch?" Xiang Yu glanced at Qin Shi Huang and immediately echoed: "Yes, how can you not know us?" ”

The current situation is that Jin Shaoyan has to pretend not to know them, but Xiang Yu and Qin Shi Huang have really seen Jin Shaoyan, so they have to pretend to be inexplicable, if they also pretend not to know Jin Shaoyan, then they have to be exposed, which shows that Qin Shi Huang's brain is very fast!

Master Li said: "He is not Jin Shaoyan, he is Jin Shaoyan's twin brother." ”

Jin Shaoyan was stunned for a moment and immediately said, "I don't have a younger brother." ”

It seems that Master Li wants to help Jin Shaoyan play the round in order to say this, but the current Jin Shaoyan is playing Jin 1 instead of Jin 2, so he must also say this, which shows that Jin Shaoyan's brain is also very fast......

I saw Master Li grabbing Jin Shaoyan's sleeve vigorously and whispering in his ear, "Follow my words first, and I will definitely explain it to you in the future." ”

I know what Master Li is worried about, she is afraid that things will become more and more complicated, you know, Xiang Yu's temper is not very good, according to his surname, it will kill people! But here's the thing: things are getting more complicated now.

Jin Shaoyan obviously entered a state of no thought for 5 seconds, and then whispered to Master Li: "Okay, I promise you." Then he said to Xiang Yu and the fat man with a haha, "Just kidding everyone, I like to pretend to be my brother when I'm fine." ”

Xiang Yu hesitated for a moment, and immediately said with a haha: "It looks really like your brother!" ”

The fat man also joined in the fun, playing haha and saying: "Just the silk (is) drops." ”

Then all four of them looked at each other with their own ghosts in their hearts, and said no more.

I squatted on the ground with my head in my arms, this scene was too weird! In addition to me and Jin Shaoyan, those three are still kept in the dark to varying degrees and from different angles, I really don't know what Master Li thinks, how will she explain to Jin Shaoyan, who is said to be her younger brother, in the future, does she not hesitate to tell him the truth? But she didn't think that if Jin Shaoyan hadn't already taken my medicine, would he believe it?

Jin Shaoyan looked at this and that, and finally made the most correct move in his life - he said: "Everyone, don't delay you, I take my leave." ”

I jumped up and pushed him out as I said, "Mr. Jin will go again if he doesn't sit down?" Master Li just wanted to send it together, but I waved my hand at her, "Don't move, I'll send it." ”

When I got downstairs, Jin Shaoyan and I wiped our sweat together, and I said, "What if the master takes this opportunity to tell you all the things before?" ”

Jin Shaoyan said: "What do you say, Brother Qiang? ”

"Borrow a donkey from the slope? But the problem is that no one can believe such a thing, especially your previous virtue. ”

Jin Shaoyan said: "Yes, this matter is difficult to do, I really don't know what the master thinks, why did she say that just now?" ”

"Can't you see this? I'm afraid that Brother Yu will beat you. ”

Jin Shaoyan's eyes lit up: "So the teacher still cares about me?" ”

I said, "She's probably fainting!" ”

Jin Shaoyan glanced at me and said, "Brother Qiang, you will go and listen to her tone first, and see what she plans, and then we will make a calculation." ”

I said, "That's the only way to do it." ”

We were walking out, and we ran into buns carrying a lot of vegetables, she didn't seem to look carefully at who was next to me, so she walked past us like that, Jin Shaoyan and I stood against the wall with bated breath, for fear of attracting her attention.

Baozi took a few steps forward, and suddenly turned around and said, "Hey, it's Xiaojin, right?" ”

Jin Shaoyan hurriedly waved his hand: "No! ”

Baozi smiled: "Which song are you singing?" We all talk about you a lot. ”

Jin Shaoyan snorted: "But...... I'm my brother. It can be seen that in the pawnshop, in front of old friends, he can't control his emotions a little.

Baozi asked me, "What did he say?" ”

I said, "This is not Jin Shaoyan, he is Jin Shaoyan's twin brother." ”

Baozi suddenly said, "It's you?" Last time we had dinner with your brother, I saw the back of your head. ”

Jin Shaoyan smiled reluctantly: "Really? ”

Baozi said: "Your brother is very good abroad, right?" ”

Jin Shaoyan said naturally: "I don't have a brother." I tugged him hard, and Jin Shaoyan stammered, "Oh, it's good." ”

Baozi smiled and said, "You two are really conflicting?" ”

Jin Shaoyan will be clever, and said again and again: "No, no, the two of us are as good as one person." ”

Baozi smiled: "That's right, a brother is a brother, the money and the house are all fake-don't go, let's eat together." ”

Jin Shaoyan said: "No, I ...... There's still something to do. ”

Baozi stood at the corner of the corridor and said, "Are you not used to eating the food of our small family?" Your brother doesn't have a big shelf like you. So saying, he went upstairs.

Jin Shaoyan asked me with a bitter face: "What do you say?" ”

I gloated and said, "Let's figure it out for yourself, but if you want to offend the buns, it's the same as provoking my mother-in-law's surname, she is closer to me than the five." ”

Jin Shaoyan suddenly turned his heart sideways, and really went upstairs, I asked, "Do you really want to go up?" ”

Jin Shaoyan said as he walked: "Anyway, the master has also dealt with it, I don't believe I can't eat this meal, Liu Bang dared to go to the Hongmen banquet back then-by the way, what about Brother Liu?" ”

"Don't be foolish, be careful not to leak it for a while, how good did you say that you told the truth to your teacher that day?"

Jin Shaoyan sighed: "It's too late to say anything now." ”

At this time, Jing Ke came back from outside, Jin Shaoyan took his hand and said affectionately: "Kezi, you ......" I hurriedly said in his ear: "You can't tell the truth to him!" ”

Jin Shaoyan had to let go of his hand and said politely, "Hello." ”

The second fool stared at one of us with two eyeballs, and said with a smile: "You two have something to hide from me!" ”

We said in unison, "No!" I introduced him and said, "This is Jin Shaoyan's younger brother." ”

The second fool suddenly came to Jin Shaoyan and sniffed vigorously, and said with a smile: "You treat me as a fool, right?" ”

Me and Jin Shaoyan: "......"

"The smell on your body is the same as that of Xiao Jin," said the second fool, "Also, you like to rub your fingers when you are nervous." ”

We're all sweating, and we can't imagine that a fool is observant, which may have something to do with him being a killer?

Jin Shaoyan pulled Jing Ke's arm and shook it: "Brother Jing, you must not say that when you go up, you should help your brother." ”

The second fool swept us and said ambiguously: "Do you have a conspiracy?" ”

As soon as Jin Shaoyan wanted to deny it, I immediately said: "Yes, we have a conspiracy!" ”

The second fool waved his hand generously: "Then I won't say it." Then he ran upstairs.

After all, I know the second fool better, you just need to tell him the truth and then ask him to do something, which is probably the so-called righteous behavior.

Jin Shaoyan wiped his cold sweat and said, "I think I'd better go, it's too brain-consuming!" ”

At this time, I heard the bun upstairs ask loudly: "Xiao Nan, do you still have any contact with that Jin Shaoyan?" ”

Jin Shaoyan suddenly jumped up the stairs with an arrow step: "I have to listen to what the master has to say." ”

Master Li was speechless for a long time, only to hear Baozi say again: "You won't like his younger brother again, will you?" Jin Shaoyan was so nervous that he took a few steps up when he heard this, but Master Li still didn't speak, but he heard Baozi say in wonder: "Hey, you're talking about you, and you're coming back?" "It turned out that Jin Shaoyan was discovered by Baozi......

Things have developed to this point, Jin Shaoyan and I had to go upstairs in a daze, Master Li was silently helping the buns wash the vegetables, Xiang Yu and the others saw Jin Shaoyan, and they didn't know what to say, they all laughed.

(To be continued)