Chapter 11 Gongsun Zhishen
After the first team competition, the next day is a singles competition, this time we are familiar with the road, early in the morning by Zhang Shun to draw lots, the Ruan brothers are preparing for the armor, and there is a quota that has not been decided, I mean send someone to go casually, as a result, the heroes have a dispute again, these days these people are idle enough, so they think that it is a fun thing to go to the ring to move their hands and feet, no one is enthusiastic about it, this time it is a rush to go, quarrel for a long time and have no clue, Zhang Shun has come back, he took the Ruan brothers, He told me, "Let's go report first, you guys hurry up." โ
Seeing that it was still early, I cut a bunch of slivers, marked one of them and asked them to draw them, and Zhu Wu, the master of the Divine Machine, jumped up with the slivers and shouted, "I'm hit, I'm hit." He quickly grabbed the protective suit, dragged it and put it on himself, and I grabbed him: "Lao Zhu, you don't play tricks with me, you wrote this word yourself, right?" โ
Zhu Wu smiled: "What are you doing so seriously, who is not going?" โ
At this time, Jing Mu Qianhao Siwen looked at the note in his hand and wondered, "What is this?" โ
Everyone gathered around to take a look, and saw a red-faced and big-mouthed villain painted on his strip, which was very appreciative and posed as a "big" character. I squeezed into the crowd and announced loudly, "Congratulations to Brother Hao Siwen for winning the lottery." โ
Zhu Wu said in despair: "I really didn't expect Xiaoqiang to draw a lot and actually draw a picture of the Spring Palace." โ
I pulled off his hazmat suit and said disdainfully, "That's the clown in the playing cards, okay?" โ
When Hao Siwen got dressed, I looked at my watch, pushed him out of the door and said, "Let's go, I'm late again, and I'll send you my ID card right away." Hao Siwen hurriedly lowered his head and walked out, and was bumping into a person who entered the door, this person had a pair of beautiful apricot eyes, tall and tall, but his scalp was shaved and shiny, Hao Siwen didn't know it, pushed this person, and said hurriedly: "Get out of the way." โ
The man grabbed Hao Siwen's wrist and asked, "Where are you going?" โ
At this time, someone among the heroes exclaimed: "Third sister? โ
Coming carefully, I found out that it was Hu Sanniang! Hao Siwen finally recognized her, and said with a smile: "How did you become like this?" โ
Hu Sanniang proudly touched her bald head: "Didn't you say that my hair is too long to compete, I shaved it." She looked at Hao Siwen's outfit and said, "Are you going to compete?" Hao Siwen nodded. Hu Sanniang said to me, "Count me in." โ
I spread my hands and said, "There is no place, Brother Hao is the last." โ
Hu Sanniang said to Hao Siwen as a matter of course: "Then don't go, let it be for me." โ
"This ......" Hao Siwen was a little stupid.
Hu Sanniang glared at Mei Mei and said gloomily: "Do you still want to rob me?" โ
Hao Siwen shuddered, he fought with Hu Sanniang back then, and was captured alive in a few rounds, so he went up the mountain to become a bandit, it seems that he still has lingering palpitations about Hu Sanniang, Hu Sanniang is not verbose, he took off his protective clothing and put it on himself, and asked me: "What is the name of the game?" โ
I glanced at the list and said, "Gongsun Zhishen!" โ
Hu Sanniang stumbled out of thin air, grabbed the list with her hand, pointed to a few names and said, "Do you want to use anything else?" โ
"Others have been topped by Zhang Shun."
Hu Sanniang said with a crying voice: "Gongsun Zhishen is too ugly, you can leave me a Huyan auntโโ"
I said: "Aunt Huyan was beaten by Tang Long, and Gongsun Zhishen is left." โ
Hu Sanniang stomped her foot: "I admit it!" After saying that, he ran to Zhang Shun in tears and went to meet them.
Zhu Wu looked at Hao Siwen, who was stunned, and said: "I knew that it would be okay if I was allowed to go, no one is left, right?" โ
After random grouping, Zhang Shun, Ruan Xiaowu and Hu Sanniang's game was scheduled in the morning, all the players gathered again according to the ring number, and went back to prepare for the game after taking pictures. โ
I said, "Don't you think people have the best lip shape when they shout eggplant?" โ
Ruan Xiaoer said angrily: "It's a good-looking fart, I think people look best when they shout 'ah'." โ
I immediately showed the man's characteristic silver smile: "I didn't think that the second brother was also from this way, so what do you think of 'Dad', Flax Dad?" โ
Ruan Xiaoer said inexplicably: "What a mess, what I said 'ah' is: kill-"
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I don't know if it's an intentional arrangement, our three players are 108,000 miles away from the ring, the heroes are divided into three groups to help, I and Tang Long Daizong came to cheer her up next to Hu Sanniang, as soon as the game was over, the referee shouted to a group of players in preparation: "The next game, ...... by the No. 1207 player" Hu Sanniang saw that it was his own number, and hurriedly got up and covered his face with one hand and shouted at the referee: "It's me, it's me, don't pronounce the name." โ
The referee ignored her at all and read it out loud: "Gongsun Zhishen, to the No. 2188 player-" A tower-like black man rushed out of the crowd, and shouted in a rough voice: "It's me, it's me, don't name it." โ
The referee still went his own way: "--Fang Xiaorou, please come to the stage to salute." โ
The players waiting for the game in the audience and a few people who watched the excitement saw the two people in the ring, one was a beautiful girl, the other was a big man, and knew that one was called Fang Xiaorou and the other was called Gongsun Zhishen, so they naturally matched the two names according to the surname and normal thinking logic, and the name Gongsun Zhishen still caused a lot of laughter.
Hei Dahan Fang Xiaorou and Hu Sanniang, who was fighting in the name of Gongsun Zhishen, glanced at each other, and they had a little sympathy for each other before the fight started, and the two of them prayed at the same time that the referee would not name each other again, so it was good to misunderstand like this.
But the referee was obviously very responsible, he checked the player's ID card, the game could have started, he had to read it again: "No. 2188 player Fang Xiaorou ......" said a finger at the black man, and someone in the audience had already begun to laugh, the referee continued, "No. 1207 player Gongsun Zhishen-" said with a finger to Hu Sanniang, "Check it is correct, the game begins." โ
Hu Sanniang and Fang Xiaorou looked at each other helplessly, and then started to fight, but the audience couldn't be quiet, and someone said: "I didn't hear it wrong, is that man's name Fang Xiaorou?" Player A said, "It must be the referee who said the opposite." The onlooker said: "I think so, how can a girl be called Gongsun Zhishen by such a name?" Player B said: "What is this, I also saw a man named Huyan's sister-in-law the day before yesterday." Tang Long hurriedly turned his face to the side. Spectator B said, "Don't make any noise, let's hear the referee's name read later." โโฆโฆ
So the first game between Hu Sanniang and the black man was spent in such a boring argument, in fact, to say the degree of excitement, Hu Sanniang has experienced a hundred battles, the black man is a name in his own name, has the qualification of a professional athlete, and has a strict defensive method, after testing Hu Sanniang's true strength, he unreservedly played his kung fu to the limit, it can be said that the competition between the two is also a first-class duel in the whole field, but because of the name, their kung fu was ignored.
Three minutes later, the assistant referee signaled that the first game was over, and at halftime, people immediately fell silent, and the one who didn't speak was immediately touched by the next one: "Don't make noise, listen." โ
In the next second, 10 meters near our ring, people seemed to be full of confidence in this referee, and he did not disappoint everyone, only to see him solemnly said: "The first game, No. 1207 player," one finger Hu Sanniang, "Gongsun Zhishen right-"one finger black man," No. 2188 player Fang Xiaorou, halftime. The black man didn't wait for him to finish, he was already ashamed to jump off the stage, the crowd was stunned, and player C: "Did you see it, I said that the man's name is Fang Xiaorou, right?" Onlookers C: "What about the female named Gongsun Zhishen." โโฆโฆ
As soon as the whistle blew at the beginning of the second game, Hu Sanniang and the black man came up to the stage tremblingly as if they were going to the gallows, and the referee looked blank, seeing that both of them came up, he said loudly: "In the second game, No. 1207 player Gongsun Zhishen ......"
As soon as the audience heard the name, they began to laugh again, and the player so-and-so: "Does this referee have an enmity with these two people?" "Crowd so-and-so: "It was simply bought by Zhang Xiaohua to make up the number of words!" Contestant so-and-so: "Who is Zhang Xiaohua?" โโฆโฆ
In the end, Hu Sanniang won the game by a narrow margin, this victory was quite accidental, first of all, Hu Sanniang shaved her head like a Hengshan nun, that was the determination to break the kettle, the trouble brought to her by the name is still within the psychological bearability, and "Fang Xiaorou" brought Fang Xiaorou is eternal pain; Second, because of her surname, Fang Xiaorou, a big black man, fell in love with the third sister at first sight, and absolutely did not despise her at all, but Fang Xiaorou is also as her name, in his heart, there is probably a place that is soft and cannot be touched......
I left the original ring, wandering around, I heard that Ruan Xiaowu's game was still early, so I walked to Zhang Shun's No. 17 ring, halfway through, I saw Zhang Shun and a middle-aged man like a farmer sitting on the sidelines, each with a bottle of beer, the two of them were sweaty on their heads and necks, and the clothes on their bodies were soaked, I hurriedly ran over and asked him why he didn't compete.
"Just finished fighting," Zhang Shun said, pointing at the villagers, "this is my opponent." โ
The villager patted Zhang Shun's shoulder vigorously and said sincerely: "Brother, what a good kung fu!" โ
Zhang Shun waved his hand again and again: "Don't say that, today is my fate." โ
The two of them gasped and drank while talking, it seemed that Zhang Shun had won, and both of them did their best on the field, and they became friends as soon as they got off the stage.
The villager drank his wine in two sips, stood up and said, "Brother, I hope we will see you in the team competition, and we will have another fight when the time comes!" โ
Zhang Shun shook his head and said, "Even if you run into me, you won't be able to see me, and I won't be able to take my turn at these two moments." โ
The villager exclaimed: "What about laughing, brother? โ
Zhang Shunyi pointed at me and said, "This is our team leader Xiao." โ
The villager immediately said solemnly: "You haven't asked for advice yet?" โ
I smiled and said, "We are the ones who educate talents, what about you, big brother?" โ
"Yucai?" The villager hesitated for a moment and said, "Yesterday in the team competition, we seemed to have met a man named Yucai. โ
Now I also know where he is, yesterday in the same ring, before us, Shanxi Datong Wenwu School against Cangzhou Hongyue Martial Arts School, lost a miserable, and at the opening ceremony, Cangzhou's team was also favored by Lin Chong, and now from the perspective of Zhang Shun, the strength is absolutely first-class.
The villagers looked me up and down, and circled around me a few times, and Zhang Shun asked, "Big brother, what's wrong?" โ
The villager continued to sigh for a long time before he said: "I have been immersed in silver martial arts for 20 years, and I have seen countless masters and predecessors, but no matter how deep a martial artist is hidden, he can always see some clues in his body and momentum......
Zhang Shun laughed, but he didn't say anything, I was also happy to pretend to be b, put my hand behind my back, my face was full of arrogance, and I could pretend to be a hero with a feather duster. But his next sentence almost didn't kill me, he took my hand and said especially from the bottom of his heart:
"Team Leader Xiao, I know I'm not your opponent, but can you fight me?"
I was choked with saliva and coughed, and the villager asked with concern, "Team Leader Xiao, what's wrong with you?" โ
I waved my hand and said, "It's okay, it's a bit of a little crazy to practice internal skills." โ
The villager became more and more respectful and said: "To be honest, after practicing martial arts for so many years, I am just in good health, and the so-called internal strength has not yet entered the house......
I thought it was a bit unkind to deceive an honest person like this again, so I pointed to our school flag and said to him: "That's our nest over there, you are welcome to be a guest at any time, you must have a common language with those guys"
The farmer's eyes lit up, and he said a little embarrassedly: "Hehe, it's really presumptuous, people like us have such a problem, and we don't want to lose it when we see a master." โ
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In the morning, our results were impressive, three wins in three battles, and in the afternoon, Ruan Xiaoer was preparing to play, and the security guard of the stadium found me through the internal phone, saying that a woman named Chen Kejiao was looking for me, and at the end the security guard said a little apologetically: "You also know that after the last time we sold strong pills, we didn't dare to let people in easily." โ
I said "understandable" while wondering what Chen Kejiao could do to find me at this time, couldn't I tell me on the phone?
The security guard cautiously said, "Then I'll let her talk to you?" โ
I came back to my senses, laughed a few times, and asked the security guard, "Is the other party's boobs small?" โ
The security guard was silent for a long time, and he didn't know whether he was embarrassed or looked at it now, and after a while, he said secretly: "Not a small ......"
I laughed: "It's true, it's not small, let her in." โ
(To be continued)