Chapter 10: With Me
In the past, I didn't have much prejudice against thieves, anyway, I loaded up to 200 yuan, and I was particularly fascinated by the legends of those thieves, what someone had a stack of newspapers in his wallet, and when he came home at night, he saw a note in it that said, "Please do not interfere with normal work, thank you", what a snitch sneaked into a writer's house at night, and a certain writer smiled and said to him, "Sir, don't waste your efforts, you can't find anything valuable in this house during the day". Or a person who lacks heart and eyes goes to the street every day without a penny in his pocket, pretending to be a free blood donation card, and a volunteer certificate of the Hope Project, and then being ransacked by a beautiful female thief, the female thief's soul is purified and committed to marry...... In short, if there is no such promising profession as a thief in this world, the living environment of human beings may not be much better, but there will be many fewer romantic stories.
But now that a thief is a thief, it will never be possible to go to righteousness calmly, unless the story is told by Feng Xiaogang.
When Shi Qian saw that we all looked at him with disdain, he smiled obscenely and said, "I'm joking with you, I can't run if I can't fight." Then he pulled out a white towel from the hotel from his neck and handed it to Lin Chong, "Brother, help me throw this up when I see that the momentum is not good." β
Lin Chong and the others may not know what the white towel represents, so I said angrily: "You are a fast learner when you surrender!" β
At this time, the referee signaled the players on both sides to come on the field, and the president jumped into the field with a pillar, making a loud "tom", the power was amazing, and Shi Qian stepped into it lightly, and bent his waist, his eyes were dripping and rolling, and the two sides were compared, and the people of the Jingwu Club laughed for a while, and the morale rose a lot, and the referee also laughed: "The players on both sides saluted." β
The president looked down at Shi Qian, and hugged his fist down like chopping wood, Shi Qian looked up at the president, and arched his hand upward, he only went to the president's waist, and raised his hand to reach someone's chin, it seems that if he wants to score, he can only make up his mind on the opponent's leg.
The referee saw the two of them standing together like a monkey spirit summoned by a tiger demon, and looked at us with a slightly suspicious gaze, probably to see if our side was going to abstain, and after waiting for a while, there was no movement and had to announce the start of the game.
His hand has not completely fallen, Shi Qian has already risen into the air, and when he crossed the top of the president's head, he gave him a hard time, the president probably thought of a way to deal with Shi Qian early in the morning, if he punched, he had to bend over, so the best way to deal with such a short opponent is to use his feet, as long as this kick is kicked, regardless of whether Shi Qian parries or not, the effect is the same: at least the stage is not able to stay, if the technique is used properly, it can even kick the world wave. As a result, as soon as his leg was raised, his opponent was gone, and then there was a sharp pain in the top of his head. Sanda's helmet only protects the forehead and cheeks, and the hair is exposed, and the friction between the leather boxing gloves and the hair can definitely make people feel pain into the bone marrow, and it will hurt so much that he will cover his head with his hands, but he reacted quite quickly, and when he twisted his waist, the leg raised swept backwards, like lightning, and even Gu Ye couldn't help but shout: "Good kung fu!" β
If his opponent is a big man like Li Kui or Xiang Yu, then this kick can at least force the enemy behind him away, but Shi Qian only bowed his head slightly and his legs swept over in vain, Shi Qian jumped forward, and drilled down from the president, and the whole person was behind the president, and then Shi Qian jumped up and slammed at the president's back......
At this time, the referee was a little confused, it was the first time he had encountered such a situation, and the reason why he was confused was because he didn't know whether to score by attacking the opponent's back. In the early stage of the conference, 50 rings started the competition together, of course, there were not so many professional referees, so many of them were students of sports schools, and our referee was one of them, he saw that the ring next to him was at halftime, and he didn't care about being ashamed, and asked the young referee on the stage loudly: "Senior brother, can the back be counted as a scoring area?" The referee was not much better than him, and he couldn't speak for a long time, and then a pair of players who were facing the enemy on the stage also joined the discussion, and the three of them discussed for a long time, and shouted here: "It should be counted, isn't the back also a torso?" β
At this time, the president has become more and more depressed, since he came to the stage, Shi Qian has never launched a frontal attack, either jumping around on his head or drilling under him, and the parts of the blow are also incredible: the top of the head, back, buttocks, inner thighs, in fact, with the president's body, even if he puts down the shelf and lets Shi Qian fight, it has the same effect as a massage, but in the ring, his points are lost like flowing water......
If you want to say that the president's kung fu is not said, free fighting was originally invented by a few lazy people in Europe and the United States, and a few idle bored people wanted to invent a fighting technique together, but they didn't know how to get it, and the surname Suo put all the martial arts factions in the world together and put them together, and invented the scoundrel method of fighting how to fight as much as he wanted, and it is also called free fighting, this style of play also carries forward the consistent laziness and surname of Europeans and Americans, in fact, it is very elegant, and the president's hooligan style is also suitable for this system, And it can be seen that he has a very solid foundation in traditional martial arts, so he never makes his movements bulky because of his tall stature, but even so, he is still dizzy by the times, like a crazy gorilla fighting a hummingbird.
Shi Qian flew around in front of him every time, the president could only passively follow him around, he was still spinning when he didn't turn around, and when he didn't turn around, Shi Qian began to turn again, the most depressing thing was that sometimes he stared at Shi Qian in the air, and he could knock him down with a punch, but the fist was just halfway out, and the other party would turn abruptly in the air like a feather in the wind, and Shi Qian was playing more and more than he fart, and when he was moving the fastest, he could hardly see his figure, and there seemed to be only one big man punching and kicking on the stage, which seemed to be convulsive.
After the whistle blew in the first game, the president sat on the stage in a daze, and followed the two apprentices who came up to help him and said, "MB, I haven't even seen what the opponent looks like after fighting for a long time." β
Shi Qian squatted on the pillar with one leg and narrowed his eyes, looking like an obscene version of Wukong.
Gu Ye took advantage of the break to pick up the erhu and pulled a few sad sounds, there is nothing on our side, the people of the Jingwu Association almost burst into tears when they heard it, Gu Ye stood up and said to me: "Congratulations, the other party's defeat has been decided - who is that kid on the stage, I haven't seen such a good light skill in half a century." β
I said, "That boy, who grew up with human traffickers, sold pirated discs, and dressed up disabled children on the streets, and will let him break his legs to his ears to show you." β
Gu Ye glanced at me and said slowly: "I'm old, but I haven't had Alzheimer's yet. The old man took out a few pieces and sent them to Lin Chong, and said with a smile: "If you don't dislike me, an old thing, come to my teahouse when you have time, and the old man should sincerely ask for advice." After speaking, he took Xiao Mazha and Erhu back to the tiger.
At the beginning of the second game, the president subconsciously leaned against the railing, only facing Shi Qian, but this trick was useless, Shi Qian could still fly around on his head, sometimes his body was already outside the ring, but the small thin legs were a few steps upside down, and he returned to Taichung like white garbage in the wind. In the end, it was the president who suffered, because the scoring area he provided to Shi Qian only exposed the top of his head, so this part was frequently attacked, and in the end, the president's hairstyle was like he had just finished pulling with dozens of shrews, and he began to have hair loss, and after a while, the thick black hair of the president began to revolt in the attack of Shi Qian, drifting away with the wind, and the shape was extremely weird.
Ren Xianqi sang well: crying and laughing happily can't die of pain. These people who practice martial arts, he may not feel anything if you cut him a few times, but no one can stand it by pulling down the hair one by one, and this is a kind of psychological destruction for people with heroism, think about it, whether it is ancient or modern, Chinese and foreign heroes, can fail, bleed or die, it does not affect their heroic name to be recited by future generations, but none of the heroes were plucked out by the enemy and died, Achilles and Hector did not pull each other's hair, and the three British battles against Lu Bu did not use this trick, Zidane's loss of the 2006 World Cup was not because of his hair - he didn't have any hair. So it is very likely that the president will be the first hero to have his hair pulled naked, and he will hold his head and be sad while fighting.
After the third game, the president has become bald, and in other rings, the game is very cruel, some eyes are blue, and some teeth are beaten out, but the president is still the first person to be bald in the competition.
When the referee raised Shi Qian's hand high, it meant that we won the first team match with a score of 3:0, and we really didn't see the fourth player in the Jingwu Association.
The biggest surprise of this game is undoubtedly the change of time, the absolute literal sense of the game type player, it seems that I am crying and shouting that I want to play and there is no play.
When we walked out of the field, the people from the Sky Wolf Martial Arts Hall came up to us, they were on the court almost at the same time as us, and our first game took less than 30 seconds, they were able to end the game at the same time, it seems that their opponents have also been knocked out, and their strength should be good.
When our two teams passed by, there seemed to be a little spark, the kind of hostility and sympathy that can only be found when the master and the master face each other.
A middle-aged man in his 40s with a sallow face and pointed ears caught my eye, and I could tell at a glance that he was Duan Tianluo, and although he didn't go to the front, and no one told me, I just knew itβthe sign on his chest read.
In the afternoon, the venue was in full swing of the repechage, nearly 200 teams participated, the strong team met the weak team of course there is no suspense, if both sides are strong teams, and because of the rules make one of them leave early will inevitably make people feel regretful, in order to avoid this kind of thing from happening, the conference decided to every 5 elimination team combination for the points competition, resurrection 1 team. The time is one afternoon to complete everything, which means that the schedule will be very difficult, and it will test the physical strength and endurance of the players, so there is no way, who let you lose?
In fact, the Jingwu Club is a little wronged, with their strength and a little luck, they should be able to enter the top 32, but the president can only lead his people with a bald head to play the repechage match, and we are sitting in the air-conditioned VIP seat, sipping cold soda, bored.
On the opposite side, there are two more people in the beauty team led by Tong Yuan, one is a man with a tiger's back and a bee waist two meters away, and the other is a girl, her face is a little sharp, but she is still amazing, but her temperament is a little cold, in stark contrast to the enthusiastic girls around her, it is Zhang Bing.
Uh, why do you want to use it, as if I don't know anything, in fact, I arranged for them to appear on the other side, Zhang Bing is a dancer, loves sports, and this kind of event is held in this city, she naturally wants to come and see, and Xiang Yu agreed to bring her in without thinking about it.
In this way, the problem comes, I must not let Zhang Bing see me at this time, then everything will be understood: I, Xiang Yu, and Master Li, these three people actually know each other, especially me, according to Zhang Bing's cleverness, as long as I see me and then go back and forth, I will understand how many heinous things I have done with Master Li in order to help Xiang Yu soak her, so now I can't see the light, I can only ask Master Li to go to Tong Yuan for a favor, just say that they are friends, and then Tong Yuan will bring Xiang Yu and Zhang Bing in.
In fact, you can also ask the tiger for help in this matter, but although the tiger has been a hooligan, his surname is still relatively upright, and this person is a bit sloppy, I am afraid that he will leak it intentionally or unintentionally. And his place is smoky, which is easy for Zhang Bing to think that Xiang Yu was careless in making friends.
I picked up the binoculars and looked at the opposite side for a while, from the demeanor and expression of the two, it can be seen that they are already very familiar with each other's habits, Xiang Yu stood beside Zhang Bing, watching the game intently, Zhang Bing occasionally turned his head to look at him, tender, but it is still obvious that these two people are not a couple, and the situation is relatively clear: Zhang Bing has been quite fond of Xiang Yu, who is mature and stable and loves the old man, but Xiang Yu seems to be a little cringe.
I scolded Xiang Yu while watching, took out the phone and didn't call, as soon as the door of the VIP seat opened, a group of reporters broke in, still holding a microphone in their hands, followed by several photographers behind their buttocks, I blocked my hand in front of my face with lightning speed, and shouted: "Don't shoot, don't shoot......" shouted a few times, then I thought that I wasn't in the bathing center, what can't I shoot? So he put down his hand and asked them, "What are you doing?" β
The female reporter at the front put the microphone in my choked throat as if she was going to assassinate me, and said in an almost excited voice: "May I ask if you are Team Leader Xiao?" β
ββ¦β¦ It's me, what's the matter with you? β
"That's right, we're from City TV, and we're now conducting random interviews with the teams that won in the first round, can you say a few words and what are your prospects for the future?" When she said these words, she had a beaming expression, and when she finished speaking, she whispered to me, "Secretary Liu asked us to come......"
It seems that Secretary Liu has begun to build momentum for us to educate talents and for himself, the stakes are very high, I cleared my throat and said solemnly: "First of all, I would like to thank the organizers of this competition, the organizing committee, for giving us this up-and-coming ......"
The heroes are all masters who have seen the world, and they know that this is the so-called interview, not only are they not stage frightened, but they are also fighting openly and secretly to grab the camera, Zhang Qinglin jumped up, grabbed the microphone of the female reporter, and shouted at the camera: "We must win the fifth place!" β
The female reporter wondered: "Why the fifth place?" β
I sweated profusely, hurriedly took the microphone and said, "Actually, he said two, which means second." β
Female reporter: "Then why not number one?" β
I whispered to her, "Are you guys doing it live?" β
"Not really."
I immediately exclaimed, "You're dead-eyed, isn't that what this reel is pinching?" β
The female reporter also smiled and said to me: "Team Leader Xiao, gather the team members who will play in the morning, and let's shoot an inspirational short film, about 10 seconds." β
I wondered, "Did you bring a director?" We're not going to get it. β
"It doesn't need to be too troublesome, just one sentence per person."
I thought about it for a long time, and looked out of the stadium unnaturally, something suddenly attracted me, I nodded thoughtfully, and then looked for Lin Chong and Zhang Qing......
In the city's news that night, the reporters interviewed several teams in a symbolic place, and the camera turned to our Yucai, voiceover: Yucai Wenwu School is a vocational college with strong teachers and rich teaching resources that has risen under the care of the city's leaders...... Let's listen to what these athletes have to say!
The picture turned again, Lin Chong smiled at the camera, gave a thumbs up and said, "There is me." β
Yang Zhi: "There is me." β
Zhang Qing: "There is me." β
Shi Qian: "There is me. β
The camera took four people, and the four of them put their hands on their chests in front of the background of the school flag, determined, and proudly said in unison: "With me, Yucai is strong!" β
(To be continued)