I can't think of anyone else but the mafia, so I wondered, why am I so ghostly?

The foreigner on the other end looked around the room and shouted outside, "Come in and keep an eye on them, I'll go upstairs and have a look." He said this to give us a warning, so he said yes.

Someone outside the door agreed, and a foreigner rushed in, with a gun in his hand, and the one in front of him went upstairs, and I asked the one who came in: "How many people are there in total?" ”

"Four."

Xiang Yu snorted and said, "If it weren't for the use of small means, the four rats wouldn't have to do it themselves." Why is it so flaunting? ”

Wu Sangui also said depressedly: "Yes, four people, I don't bother to do it." ”

Jing Ke looked at Mulan, and neither of them spoke.

Although it was extremely urgent, I couldn't help but shout: "Damn, fortunately, I drank the poison, otherwise would all four of them have to come according to this meaning?" "Then I'd rather drink poison.

The one who went upstairs turned down again, looked at us and said, "Which one is Mr. Xiao?" ”

I said, "What's the matter?" "I know their intentions, anyway, it's not life-threatening for the time being, so I'm not in a hurry.

The first foreigner said: "You probably know our intentions, let's say, where are the things hidden?" ”

I shook my head and said, "Can you believe me?" ”

The foreigner waved his gun and said, "Which one is Mrs. Xiao?" He looked at the women on the table, and finally his eyes fell on Master Li, and said, "If I'm not mistaken, it's this one." I heard that Mr. and Mrs. Xiao have a deep relationship..."

I said, "Guess again." ”

The foreigner pointed a gun at Master Li's head and said, "I don't have time to talk nonsense with you..."

I hurriedly said, "You don't have to talk nonsense with me, let alone play hostage with me... There's a bead in the drawer of the cupboard, you can take it. ”

Foreigners listened to the hard air I said in the first few sentences, but I didn't expect the last sentence to turn the wind, I couldn't help but be stunned, opened the drawer and put the bead in my hand and looked at it, this thing has adhered to He Tiandou's basic guiding ideology since the day it settled in my house, that is, the most dangerous place is the safest. So casually thrown in a drawer all the time.

The foreigner didn't seem to be good at Chinese cultural relics, so he looked at the orb under the lamp for a while and said, "Are you lying to me, is this thing valuable?" "This treasure only has a faint halo in the light, and it is indeed not as incandescent and dazzling as the glass ball looks. So foreigners are a little suspicious.

Master Li sneered and said, "You dare to do this business even if you don't know the pearl of the night?" ”

The foreigner blushed, put the beads in his pocket, pointed a gun at me and asked, "What else?" ”

I spread my hands and said, "That's the only thing of value in this house, will you put everything together?" ”

The foreigner looked at his watch and sneered: "It's only a quarter past 9 o'clock in the evening, and the security guard has been put down by us, and it's a pity that you are the only resident here." It seems that what we have is time. He waved his hand and beckoned to the other person in the room and the two people standing outside, "Take everything you can take away, the boss said, any inconspicuous thing here in Mr. Xiao may be a peerless treasure." ”

I couldn't help but ask, "Who is your boss?" "Those who can say this must know something about me.

The foreigner didn't pay any attention to me, and he pinned the gun to his trouser belt. First of all, he pointed to the cabinet where the orb was placed, and instructed the two new people who came in, "This, move away!" ”

I shouted, "Will you take the beads down when the cabinet is removed?" "I want to get him a full version of the pearl. But my cabinet is really expensive, mahogany, it cost me thousands of dollars, I looked out, saw two big trucks and a car parked outside, I couldn't help but say, "Are you a mafia or a moving company?" "It seems that people are coming prepared. With the determination to kill 10,000 by mistake rather than let go of one, they swept away my land.

The two foreigners struggled to lift the cabinet, moved out step by step, kept looking at our foreigner left and right, pointed to a table and said to the first one, "Do you need to carry this?" ”

I buried my head and said, "Please, have you ever seen an antique table with keyboard drawers?" ”

The old man looked ashamed and muttered, "I'll look elsewhere." ”

The first foreigner checked our front and back, and didn't find any weapons, so he walked around with confidence, and deliberately ran to the kitchen and the toilet on the first floor to search for a long time, and when he came out again, there were a lot of inexplicable little things in his trouser pockets, from the paring knife that the bun was reluctant to throw to the imitation ivory chopsticks, and even a small abacus that Cao Xiaoxiang used as a toy, all of which he cherished as an antique.

I was weak in my hands and feet, but I was sober, looked at it for a while, and then farted to the foreigner who was guarding next to me: "I asked you something." ”

The foreigner thought that I had changed my mind and wanted to cooperate with him, so he politely said, "Please speak." ”

"You're not under-educated, do you know how to use computers?"

The foreigner was stunned for a moment and said, "It's okay." ”

I said, "That's right, since you're here to help me look at the computer, the network speed has been slow lately, sometimes it takes more than ten seconds to read a page, and sometimes the network connection is always problematic, but just unplug the router."

Wu Sangui said: "Do you always look at pornographic websites, I always see a bare-ass woman on your computer." ”

I dismissively said, "What site doesn't have bare-ass chicks?" It depends on whether to advertise with bare-ass chicks or for bare-ass chicks. ”

The foreigner said angrily: "Shut up! ”

At this time, the foreigner who entered the inside suddenly ran out with excitement on his face and shouted, "Guess what I found?" ”

I suddenly became nervous, and subconsciously glanced at Mulan's armor hanging on the wall of the living room with the corner of my eye, which was also the idea He Tiandou gave me, and now it seems to be quite effective, it has been hanging there openly, and a few foreigners actually turned a blind eye, which probably has something to do with their living habits. Didn't Europeans often put a knight's armor in the corner of the living room?

Two foreign devils rushed into my study, and after a while, they struggled to pull out a bookcase, which is not to blame them, since I didn't buy this house, I had a dream that no matter what happened elsewhere, there must be a study with B. Calligraphy and painting, mosquito coils, inkstones and pens made of skunk hair on the table, this is not entirely for the sake of showmanship. I think that I and the child of the bun were born with a learning atmosphere, I told Li Yun who helped me decorate this idea and he agreed, Li Yun is a native of the Song Dynasty, and it is natural to do all this, so my study is absolutely antique, from the bookcase to the cup and chair, there is no trace of modernity at all. And this study is really used by Qin Hui for a period of time, although Xiang Yu is not a literati, but sometimes write a word and draw a picture or something with a brush, so everything here has a taste of living, foreigners see it, such as a treasure... Actually, there really is nothing of value.

The two foreigners carried the dead bookcase to the living room and took a breath. By the way, I told the other two who had just loaded my desk onto the truck: "Move the things in the study together, and you can't miss a single thing." ”

So the two of them also carried the bookcase, and my bookcase was combined. A total of 5, this squeak to get to the car, at first occasionally vigilantly looked at us for a moment or two, and then was too busy to take care of it, this is really strong, in the case of no one to stand up and walk two steps to work hard for a long time. Not to mention rebellion.

So we were ignored, sitting around a large family watching people move our furniture in full swing, I dare to say that this is also a very special feeling, Xiang Yu's face is gloomy, the second fool still eats the food one bite at a time, and the others either turn sideways or turn around, watching the foreigners busy with their work, and they don't know what they are thinking.

"Hey, slow down and don't touch the wall for me; Vertically out and vertically, the people in it are lowered; Well, isn't it bothersome for someone to go to the kitchen to turn off the fire, and still sit with soup..."I was talking nonsense while observing these people, and I found that they had consciously kept two people in the house at first, and slowly they had relaxed their vigilance, and after moving out of the 3 bookcases, the four of them completely treated us as air, and often left the house at the same time.

After they were out of our sight again, I shouted at Liu Bangyi: "Bangzi, Bangzi!" ”

"Huh?"

"You're closest to the door, can you stand up and hit it now?"

Liu Bang cried and said, "You just came up with such a solution?" ”

I said flatly, "As long as you close the door, I can turn the situation around." ”

"Are you sure?"

I nodded vigorously.

Liu Bang no longer talked nonsense, although this kid is not a martial artist, but he is by no means the master of being slaughtered, I saw him trembling and instigating and barely standing up, just like Zhao Benshan played Wu Lao Er, pumping the wind to the door, seeing that the daylily was also cold when the friction passed, Liu Bang simply pounced forward and slammed the door with his body.

Outside the door, when the 4 foreigners heard that there was movement here, they shouted together, ran to the door and shouted: "The people inside open the door, otherwise we will shoot!" ”

They shouted a few times, but after all, they didn't dare to shoot easily, and the foreigner in front of the head took out the wire again and began to poke the keyhole...

Of course, I was not idle, the moment Liu Bang slammed the door, all the eyes of the people focused on me, I quickly took out two biscuits from my arms, placed one in front of Xiang Yu and Jing Ke, and quickly said: "After eating this biscuit, you will regain your previous strength, but remember that you only have 10 minutes!" ”

What I gave them was the other half of the biscuits that copied their own powers, and I originally wanted to keep them for future heroes, but now everything is unspeakable.

The two of them looked at the biscuits in front of them and didn't move, obviously my statement was appalling in the eyes of ordinary people, and I hurriedly said, "Hurry up, there's no time." ”

Xiang Yu hesitated to pick up the biscuit and take a bite, the second fool didn't care about the thirty-seven twenty-one pick up and rub it into his mouth, they ate the biscuit, it didn't take a few seconds, Xiang Yu suddenly stood up suddenly, everyone was surprised and happy, with the second fool also jumped to the center of the room, I breathed a sigh of relief and said: "Remember, minutes." ”

Xiang Yu snorted and said, "10 seconds is enough!" ”

Wu Sangui said: "What about us? "When he saw me loading two more biscuits, he wanted to go into battle himself.

"We're just left to our fate." It's not that I'm stingy, the remaining two biscuits are a copy of Zhao Bai's face. The other piece is blank, and Zhao Bai's body bones have probably copied his

After eating it, the action is not as good as it is now, and whoever eats the blank piece is a waste, and the copy of the poisoned self is not what it is now?

At this time, the foreigner is about to open the door lock. Xiang Yu put Liu Bangti, who was lying on the ground, on the seat, and waited for the foreigner to come in and find bad luck.

Wu Sangui said: "You'd better ambush first, and then make a move after he 4 comes in... They've got guns! "This is also the main purpose of my closing of Liu Bang's door, if I don't let them get together and do it again, it will probably give them a chance to pull out guns and help each other. These people don't have good skills, but they react quickly.

Xiang Yu nodded, and stood behind the door lightly, while the second fool squatted in the corner next to the door.

The door was stabbed open with a "click", and the foreigner in front of his head stood at the door looking at us with a nose and a face, and asked, "Who closed the door?" As he spoke, he glanced at Liu Bang, who was closest to the door.

Liu Bang opened his hand and said innocently: "I can't move, eighty percent of it is blown by the wind." ”

Seeing that everything was calm in the house, the foreigner slowly let go of the hand holding the gun and walked in. Suddenly realizing that there were two people missing from our table, he immediately put his hand back on the gun and shouted, "Those two..."

Xiang Yu, who was standing behind him, crossed his fingers and wrapped his fingers around the back of his head, pressed it against the wall, and after a grunt, the foreigner simply fell to the ground, and the facial features on his face were already mischievously squeezed together. It seems that the resolution has reached an unbearable range, but he seems to know how to use computers, and he doesn't know if he can fix it... His face is now as straight as a cartoon character in an American cartoon who has been covered in a square box. It's okay if it's a Korean with a big pie face. It's a pity that he has a big European nose...

After the first foreigner was ravaged, the guy who followed him didn't react too quickly, squatting at his feet and grabbing his heels and pulling him, this one lay on the threshold, looked up, and saw a man looking at him fixedly. While one eyeball swept over him, the other eyeball was rolling all over the socket, and the creepy one was so creepy that before he could shout, the second fool's fist had already smashed on his temple.

The third foreigner was even more unlucky, he saw that one of the two companions in front of his head disappeared in a flash, and the other was lying on the ground inexplicably, he probed in without knowing it, and Xiang Yu unceremoniously squeezed his head with the door... Xiang Yu has been very unkind recently, and he has always done this.

The second fool was afraid that Xiang Yu would take advantage of him and not even leave the last one to him, so he stretched out his hand and grabbed the last person's leg and knocked him to the ground, this person would have understood, he was so frightened that he forgot to take out the gun, lying on the ground Fan Debiao scratched the air with both hands, Xiang Yu looked at the second fool, and the second fool looked at Xiang Yu, at this time the two of them had a sense of humility, no one rushed to do it, and finally the second fool saw that Xiang Yu was resolute, so he stepped on the man's head a few times and knocked him unconscious... In this regard, the two major swearings in the Northeast "the head was squeezed by the door" and "kicked by the donkey" have all become a reality.

4 foreigners were knocked unconscious, and the whole process was really useless even 10.

Liu Bang judged the situation and said: "The big man went to find a rope to tie them up, and then called the Liangshan gang to ask them to come over, we need protection now." ”

Xiang Yu glared at him and said, "Who can move me now?" He waved his arm and said, "I just feel more energetic than usual at the moment, Xiaoqiang, what are you giving me to eat?" ”

I said, "Brother Yu, let's do what Bangzi said, we only have 10 minutes, and if we wake up in 10 minutes, it will be troublesome." "The biscuit effect is only 10 minutes, and it will take at least two or three hours before this hemp looks like it will pass, if it weren't for the fear that Xiang Yu wouldn't be able to clean it up for a while, he should really save the two stupid biscuits for other uses.

I looked at my phone, there was still no signal, and said, "There should be a shield in the car they are driving in." ”

Xiang Yu sighed and said, "I'll go." ”

As long as the shield is unplugged and a call to the school, we will win, according to Liu Bang's meaning, since there is danger for 4 people to stay, they will simply kill, or kill 3 mouths, this bad idea was almost unanimously approved, even Hua Mulan did not frown, only Master Li did not speak, in fact, I can see that she is mainly faint blood, or she agrees, Zhang Bing was Yu in his previous life, and he also looked at people's life and death very lightly. In the end, if I hadn't strongly opposed this plan, it would have almost been implemented.

Xiang Yu opened the door and walked towards the car outside, just took a foot, a black shadow suddenly jumped over like lightning, and slammed a palm on Xiang Yu's chest, knocking Xiang Yu's body back a few steps, Xiang Yu said angrily: "Who? ”

A stocky little bald head slowly paced in: "I." ”

We all said, "Empty? ”

Kongkong'er said coldly: "Since we all know each other, what are you shouting..."

I didn't say angrily: "Nonsense, we saw you, if you don't shout, what will the readers do?" ”

Empty: "..."