He Tiandou said, Kongkonger's kung fu is very good, he has also had a miserable relationship with Shi Qian before, it can be seen that this person is proficient in assassination and light skills, but he also has a fatal weakness is that his self-esteem is very strong, what is it called "one blow misses and goes thousands of miles", when Nie Yinniang and he did it, he put a grinding disc around the neck of the target he wanted to assassinate (also said jade), Kongkonger stabbed a knife on the grinding disc blindly, and felt that he had missed, but he didn't know that there was a girl who was holding back to hurt him, I thought that the target happened to be wearing a cervical orthosis, so I hid for the time being, and I wanted to find a chance to kill a horse pistol, but Nie Yinniang was a thief, she knew that Kongkonger was lying on the beam and eavesdropping, so she told others: Kongkonger is an even object of worship, he is very powerful, he is like a proud eagle, he will never come again if he can't do it once, and he must be thousands of miles away at this time.

As soon as Kongkong'er heard that a beautiful girl commented on herself, she didn't have the face to do it anymore, so she really went out and took a taxi straight to thousands of miles away, and kept the note that collected the toll, so that she could see Yinniang in the future to prove that she was really so great, but Nie Yinniang was like a cunning fox, and after her plan succeeded, she fled thousands of miles away, and she no longer bothered to meet Kongkong'er.

After that, Kongkonger really never saw the woman who deceived him once.

The above part is excerpted from "Jokes about the Millennium History. Volume 2 Chapter 37 There Are No Thieves in the World", and some of the information is excerpted from Kongkonger's self-description "That Woman is Really Bad" (Note: For real people or allusions, please refer to the official history... Although the empty man is also a fictional character).

In fact, I think that in addition to being flattered by the girl, Kongkonger has other difficulties, whether it is as a thief or a killer. It should be a professional habit to not turn over after a miss, and there are rules for doing anything, such as "gambling from afar", as well as "non-double trial of one crime" in international criminal law... This may be what you learned from the empty air.

Now, this legendary bald man full of contradictions and philosophical thoughts is standing in front of us, I don't know if a brave general like Xiang Yu and a half-hung killer like Erdui can get him.

Kongkonger looked coldly at the 4 foreigners on the ground. He said to me, "I don't want to kill anyone, you just have to give me something." ”

I wondered, "What's the use of those things you want?" ”

Kongkong'er smiled faintly: "Sell for money." ”

Xiang Yu shouted angrily: "Rats! Dou Da's fist smashed towards the ground door of Kongkonger with the sound of the wind, and Kongkonger dodged sideways and stabbed Xiang Yu in the waist. As soon as Xiang Yu turned around and turned behind him, he punched again, Kongkonger didn't expect Xiang Yu to be so flexible, and couldn't help but be quite surprised, I shouted: "Kongkonger, don't you run fast if you miss a hit?" ”

The empty air fell lightly on the lawn outside the house, and said to Xiang Yu: "You come out!" ”

I shouted again, "Kezi." Go help! ”

Xiang Yu shouted: "No! Saying that, we jumped out to fight with Kongkong'er, we barely stood up one by one, and staggered outside, only to see Xiang Yu angrily rushing to the crown, and beckoning to Kongkong'er like a crazy blow with the fierce wind on his fists and feet, Kongkong'er was not in a hurry or panic, dodging left and right like a spirit monkey. From time to time, he jumped high, and Xiang Yu couldn't hurt him at all.

The second fool was not idle, and he couldn't find the rope for a while. He dragged the 4 foreigners to the door and made a row, holding a small hammer in his hand, the 4 foreigners were the least injured, and then slowly eased up, and the second fool chiseled on his head, and the person suddenly fainted again. We couldn't help but chill.

Xiang Yu is certainly an unprecedented fierce general in history, but he will not be stupid enough to compete with him, since the two have been fighting, two-thirds of his body is in the air, sometimes swooping like an eagle, sometimes like a butterfly, not to mention a hard touch, even physical contact is not a moment, this situation is very similar to the original time to fight, fortunately, Xiang Yu is brave and subtle, and did not suffer much loss, but after all, it is like a male master fighting with mosquitoes, There is always no place to go.

Master Li lazily leaned on the door frame and glanced back at the wall clock in the room, and his tone suddenly became eager: "It's broken, it's been 5 hours." ”

We only have 10 minutes to spare, and if it's usual, even if there are many masters in the empty space, we won't be wiped out, but today, we have to play all the games if we continue to fight like this.

Master Li gently pushed Jing Ke on his back and said, "Brother Jing, you go and turn off the shield in their car." ”

Wu Sangui said: "That's too late, even Liangshan's Shenxing Taibao doesn't have the ability to come within 5 minutes." ”

Liu Bang said: "I can't take care of it now, and as soon as I block it, I will call the nearest police station for help." ”

After listening to this, the second fool chiseled a hammer on the head of a foreigner whose hand twitched slightly, handed the hammer to Mulan, stood up and walked towards the foreigner's car.

Seeing that the second fool was about to approach the front of the car, Kongkonger suddenly pulled behind him and slapped him on the back, the second fool was furious, turned around and punched, Kongkonger jumped high, but never dodged Xiang Yu's pull, and with a hiss, his shirt was pulled into a tuxedo, and Xiang Yu saw that Jing Ke had already handed over his hand to the other party, so he stood aside with his hands down.

Liu Bang sighed: "It's all at this time and I'm still a hero, it seems that the lessons of the year are still not deep." ”

Zhang Bing glared at him and hurriedly looked at the field again.

The second fool will be mustering up all his strength to fight with Kongkonger, he will neither work lightly, nor the routines are exquisite, but there is one thing that is not afraid of death, Kongkonger kicked him in the lower abdomen, and the second fool unconsciously also pumped a mouth, Kongkonger hurriedly turned a backflip away, his face was blown by the palm wind of the second fool and was faintly painful, the second fool rubbed his stomach, hehe laughed twice, whoever met such an opponent had to have a big head like a fight, Kongkonger pulled out two short swords from his waist, and said coldly: "Then don't blame me for being ruthless." ”

His two swords were narrow and long, and they looked like two wires, and they were cold in the moonlight, and they pounced on the second fool on their toes, and the second fool clenched his fists, but turned a blind eye to the enemy's short sword, but instead met it, and we could all see what stupid idea he was playing. He wanted to use his chest to catch the empty sword, and then wait for the plane to give the opponent a heavy blow. But how sensitive is Kongkong'er, how can he succeed?

Seeing that Kongkong'er's sword was about to be inserted into the chest of the second fool, Xiang Yu sighed, and suddenly shot out from behind Kongkong'er, grabbed his feet and necks and dragged him back, Kongkong'er sneered and said, "Okay." Let's do it together! Saying that, a strange python turned over, and a short sword slashed down, Xiang Yu had to let go, and the second fool rushed over again. Seeing this, Xiang Yu stood aside again.

Liu Bang scolded: "Pedantic! ”

Wu Sangui also said loudly: "Brother Xiang, it has to be a last resort, let's work together to take him down first." ”

Xiang Yu only smiled slightly, and did not move.

Master Li glanced at his watch again and said, "We have less than 2 minutes left." ”

Liu Bang finally couldn't help but say to Zhang Bing: "You persuade him, you can speak more effectively than anyone else, and he will take action even if he cares about your safety." ”

Zhang Bing looked at Xiang Yu. With an obsessive face, he said: "I just like the king's open-mindedness and heroism, so I won't drag him back." ”

Liu Bang said angrily: "Now if he doesn't make a move, he will die in the hands of that bald head sooner or later, you kiss and love every day, this will be able to sit back and watch the life and death of your king, are you a little girl Yu Ji?" ”

Zhang Bing's face changed greatly, and he said excitedly: "Of course I am!" ”

Master Li said quietly: "Actually, Brother Xiang didn't care about any heroic fame for a long time, but he was afraid that his beloved woman would look down on him. He is now in a daze with the authorities, and he has not been able to think about it for a while. The implication is that I still hope that Zhang Bing can call for help to Xiang Yu.

Zhang Bing's face changed a few times. After all, there was silence.

Hua Mulan suddenly said: "It's not good, these foreigners seem to be waking up soon." ”

Liu Bang said: "Don't you have a hammer in your hand?" Which one wakes up and knocks which one, you still have this bit of strength, right? ”

When Mulan heard this, she knocked on the head of a foreigner whose head shook a few times, and the man immediately stopped moving, and was squeezed by the door, and the foreigner was originally awake, and just wanted to touch the wound with his hand. Hearing us speak, he didn't dare to move, but Liu Bang's eyes were like torches, and he pointed at him and kept shouting: "Knock this, knock this..." Liu Bang moved to her with difficulty, grabbed the hammer and gathered enough strength to give him a hard beat, and then just in case, it was like ringing a chime.4 The foreigner's head was knocked one by one...

This will be with the empty air or the second fool, he wanted to fight with the enemy several times but failed, and then gradually lost patience, began to wave his arms to fight indiscriminately, empty space looked at a gap, stabbed a short sword deep into the shoulder of the second fool, he just wanted to pull it out, but the second fool grabbed the hilt of the short sword on his shoulder, Xiang Yu could no longer stand at this time, the big hand fell from the sky and grabbed the top of the head of the empty sky, and the empty sky couldn't care about drawing the sword and jumping away.

Xiang Yu glanced at the second fool guiltily, the second fool was already pale in pain, but he still smiled, and said to Xiang Yu: "I'm fine..."

"Hand him over to me." As he spoke, Xiang Yu roared angrily and rushed towards Kongkong'er, Kongkong'er lost a short sword, and his actions were quite out of order, and he couldn't just poke and poke with a sword. Xiang Yu's fist was big and long, and he was forced to retreat a lot in a few moves.

Hua Mulan said excitedly: "Good kung fu." ”

Liu Bang said dejectedly while ringing the "chime": "It's late, we don't have time." ”

I glanced at my watch, and it was exactly 10 minutes since Xiang Yu and them ate the biscuits, and the difference was only a second.

Sure enough, the unstoppable Overlord of Chu gradually paused at a speed visible to the naked eye, and the big fist was originally as powerful as being pushed out by a machine, but now it looked light and fluttering, like a willful little girl coquettish, a giant of more than two meters gradually tired, and it was strange to watch.

Xiang Yu's last punch was almost completely thrown out under inertia, and his body was also led out, Kong Kong'er flashed aside and gently pushed him on the back, Xiang Yu fell to the ground with a bang, Kongkong'er was stunned, and then suddenly smiled: "I'll see who will save you now." He turned his head to look at the second fool, who was also sitting on the ground, still holding the hilt of the sword tightly in his hand. At the same time, Liu Bang was miserable

"We missed one of the best opportunities... Originally we could have used the old one! We changed color at the same time, and I was annoyed: "*** You didn't say it earlier!" Liu Bang glanced at me resentfully and said, "We people have never seen this thing in a pistol, let alone used it, so we don't have this concept in our minds at all." It's you... Why can't you think of this method after watching so many gunfight movies? "Although I haven't used a gun, it's nothing more than an insurance and a bolt, if Er Fool and Xiang Yu can still stand on the ground and let them take out the gun from the arms of foreigners, the situation will not decline so quickly, but now it's too late, Liu Bang rings the bell just to hold the hammer and let it fall again. Not to mention that we don't have the strength to pull the bolt of the gun now, even if we put the gun in our hands, we can't take aim.

Kongkong'er couldn't help but be proud, and suddenly looked up to the sky and said with a long smile: "What is the first assassin in ancient and modern times, what is the overlord of Western Chu." They can't hold my three punches and two kicks, hahahaha..."

I only felt that his appearance was vaguely familiar, and I immediately remembered that after the decisive battle between Erpang and Xiang Yu that day, it was also this virtue, and I said with palpitations: "Ya Bacheng is going to be unlucky." ”

Anyway, according to my summary, once someone is so embarrassed, they will either be smashed in the face by flip-flops or scalped by Hu Sanniang, and no one has been spared so far.

Listen to me say that. First looked around vigilantly, and when he saw that everything was normal, he wanted to laugh a few more times, when a voice asked weakly, "Is Xiao Jing here?" ”

Sora slammed a few somersaults to the lamp and shouted, "Who?" ”

We only felt a flower in front of us, and a man floated from the shadows, and his face was as white as paper. The body is weak, and the look in his eyes is a little sloppy, and he knows that his mind is not too sober at a glance.

I was surprised: "Zhao Bai's face? ”

Zhao Baimian saw me. Immediately rejoiced infinitely and said: "It's good to find you, what about Xiao Jing?" ”

I silently pointed to the second fool sitting on the ground, Zhao Bai turned his head to look at it, and cheered: "I found you!" As he spoke, he ran to the second fool and was about to pull him up, but the second fool also handed it out with a smile. Kongkong'er's sword was still on his shoulder, and the mist recurred, the second fool's hand fell halfway, and Zhao Bai's face saw it, and he exclaimed: "Who injured you like this?" ”

Seeing that the person who came was just a fool, Kongkong'er stopped looking at him and said to me: "Where did you put all the things, you can hide it from others but you can't hide it from me, in addition to the overlord armor and Jing Ke sword, you still have at least 300 weapons in your hand, these are all good Gu Xun..."

Zhao Baimian saw that Kongkong'er was holding another short sword in his hand, and asked firmly, "Why did you stab Xiaojing?" ”

Kongkonger said impatiently: "If you want to live, get out of the way." ”

Zhao Bai scratched his head and said, "It's so familiar with murderousness, I've seen you." ”

When Kongkong'er heard this, he looked at Zhao Bai's face in surprise: "You can actually feel my murderous aura?" Then he said, "I have followed Xiao Qiang several times but you have discovered his whereabouts?" ”

I also remembered when he said this, the first time I went with Jing Ke to meet the recruits, when I came back, Zhao Baimian shouted, the second time I came back alone, Zhao Baimian was picking a big broom, and he also shouted murderous, it turned out that he had already found it empty at that time.

Zhao Bai's face looked straight at the empty air, and it was still the same sentence: "Why did you stab Xiaojing?" ”

Kongkong'er was stared at by him and took a few steps back, and asked sharply, "Who are you?" ”

The second fool laughed and said to Kongkonger: "You can't beat him, he is my good friend Gai." ”

Kongkong'er said in a terrified manner: "You are the sword god Gai Nie?" Jing Ke assassinated the King of Qin and was waiting for you? Why didn't you go in the end? ”

The second fool said sadly: "When he knows that I am waiting for him, I am already dead." ”

Zhao Bai said with a confused face: "I don't know who I am... Why did you stab Xiaojing? ”

Kongkong'er said frantically, "Can you ask something else?" ”

Zhao Bai scratched his head embarrassedly, then stared at the empty space and said, "That... Why did you stab Xiaojing? "We're down...

Kongkong'er staggered and said angrily: "The thorn has been stabbed, what do you want?" ”

Zhao Bai looked up at the sky at 45 degrees (learned from the second fool) and thought for a while, and said, "Xiao Jing kowtowed three times and asked him to forgive, okay?" As he spoke, he also asked for the opinion of the second fool, "What do you think?" ”

Before the second fool could speak, the unbearable empty air finally flew up, and the short sword in his hand danced a ball of lightning and stabbed at Zhao Bai's face, everyone screamed and screamed, seeing that Zhao Bai's face was shaking even when he walked, how could he dodge this thunderous blow?

Who knew that Zhao Bai's face just hid... Before he could move, he took two steps to the side without warning, and the sword stabbed into the air he had just stood in with him.

Zhao Bai's face was very unhappy and said: "You are already challenging me, okay, then I will accept your challenge." ”