Kong'er was a character after all, he stepped aside and said to Zhao Baimian, "Let's go." ”

Zhao Bai looked around and said, "I need a sword"

Hua Mulan pointed to the long sword next to her suit of armor on the wall of the living room and said, "If you don't dislike it, just use mine." ”

Zhao Baimian walked into the room and took it off the wall, walked to the light with it, and pulled it out, only to see that the sword blade flashed a few cold lights, and I couldn't help but praise: "Good sword!" "That's... Although I don't know if it's good or not, anyway, according to the convention, this sound must be praised, and the sword used by Mulan is not for watching and playing, so it must be bad.

Who knew that after Zhao Baimian pulled out the sword, he weighed it and slowly inserted it on the ground, holding the hilt of the sword in his hand and said, "The sword is too heavy, I will use this to fight you." ”

Kongkong'er stared with bated breath, and suddenly picked up the short sword in his hand and said: "This sword, called Ning Kongxing, is one foot three inches long, weighs one catty and four taels, and is cast by cold iron at the bottom of the sea, and there are seventy-three souls under the sword, all of whom are famous swordsmen all over the world..."

Zhao Bai looked at the scabbard in his hand and said slowly: "This is the scabbard, it is quite long, made of wood, it is not as good as you." ”

We: "..."

Kongkonger said: "I respect you as a world-famous sword god, and you will not be merciful when you start to move." ”

Zhao Bai's face suddenly said, "Wait a minute." ”

Kongkonger said solemnly: "Why, isn't your heart calm yet?" ”

"No, I'm going to pee first."

We: "..."

Zhao Baimian put the scabbard in his neck collar and went around to the back of the house, and after a while, he heard the sound of rushing water. Several girls were red-faced, and after a long time, Zhao Bai straightened out his pants and said to Jing Ke: "Xiao Jing, give him back his sword." ”

The second fool gritted his teeth and pulled out the short sword on his shoulder and threw it to Kongkong'er, Zhao Baimian took the scabbard in his hand and said, "You can start now." ”

Kongkong waved his hand: "Wait! ”

After waiting for a long time, we have lost our patience and shouted: "What's wrong with you? ”

Kongkonger said embarrassedly: "... I also pee. ”

Wu Sangui said stupidly: "This top master duel is probably like this. You think, if you have a soak of urine, you have to weigh at least half a pound and eight taels, which will affect your performance. ”

Liu Bang said: "Is there anything in common between this master's decisive battle and grinding and urine on a lazy donkey?" ”

Wu Sangui said with a smile: "The top master doesn't know, you can ask Xiaoqiang about the latter." ”

I scolded him, "Then you are the best master." Your whole family is the best at it! ”

Wu Sangui: "..."

After finding the ground to solve it, he walked out with the double swords in his hands and said, "This time you can start." ”

I heard a man in the darkness say loudly, "Wait! ”

All of us were furious and shouted, "Who is it..."

An old man with his hair neatly combed walked up to us from the night, it was He Tiandou.

He didn't look at us, his eyes were fixed on the empty space, and he said, "Why did you betray me?" ”

Seeing that it was his old master, Kongkong'er began to dodge some eyes, and then raised his head and said loudly: "I want to be as rich as you."

He Tiandou was stunned and said, "Are you short of money to spend?" ”

Kongkong'er said excitedly: "You didn't hear clearly. I mean, I want to be as rich as you are... I'm not interested in the mess between you and the surname Xiao, but seeing you spending a lot of money in inexplicable places, I really can't stand it, I've been with you for so many years, and that money should have been mine! ”

He Tiandou seemed to be stunned and speechless, and said with a wry smile for a long time: "I really didn't expect that the famous Kongkonger would betray me for money and be an immortal for so many years." I even forgot about the seven emotions of the basic earth. ”

I interjected: "So you might as well live and understand Brother Ying, he understood when he first came a few days ago, and the rich in this world are immortals." Lu Bu didn't help you for money? ”

Kongkong said: "This is not strange, I was originally a thief, I was born and lived in an orphanage, I know the importance of money too well, you can't expect me to treat money like dung, and go forward bravely for your great cause without asking for anything in return..."

I applauded, "When it comes to my heart." ”

Kongkonger continued: "All those foreigners want is a few pieces of broken copper and iron, and they are willing to spend a lot of money. Why do we have to oppose them? Those things can't be drunk when they're thirsty, they can't be eaten when they're hungry, even if they are treated as treasures again, they will inevitably turn into dust in thousands of years and tens of thousands of years, so why not exchange them for foreign exchange now? ”

I was stunned and said, "It's really close to Zhu Zhechi, and I have learned macro theory from the mafia." ”

He Tiandou said regretfully: "Now you have lived in desire and can't extricate yourself, these days in order to save you I have researched a new mushroom..."He Tiandou took out an olive-shaped pill from his pocket and held it on the palm of his hand, the shape and size of this pill are the same as the pill that can restore the memory of his previous life, but the whole body is bright red, and it looks a little terrifying, He Tiandou holds it and slowly walks towards the air, "This pill is also mixed with a small amount of temptation grass, but the nature of the pill is the opposite, it can also be said to be the solution of the blue leaf, As long as you eat it, you will forget your past life and everything you did after you regained the memory of your past life, in other words, you will be an ordinary person again, no longer empty..."

Kongkong'er stepped back a little fearfully, and muttered: "Don't come here, I will never eat that ghostly thing, with this ability now, it will not be difficult for me to make a fortune even if I do anything else." ”

He Tiandou said: "Then you have to eat even more, I can't watch you go down the evil path, don't worry, after you forget all this, I will arrange your future life, you don't have to worry about food and clothing, and even in the eyes of ordinary people, you are still a little rich..."

Kongkong'er retreated again and again, and said sharply: "Don't go any further, otherwise I'm not polite to you, don't think that I don't know your secrets, even if you are an immortal in the world, you can only use self-preservation spells, and now you are not my opponent at all."

He Tiandou sighed, hugged his fist at Zhao Bai's face and said, "Then everything will have the Lao Gai Sword God." ”

Kongkong'er said to Zhao Bai's face: "I just want to take my things and leave, do you have to embarrass me?" ”

Zhao Bai pinched the hilt of the sword and said, "If you hurt Xiao Jing, you can't do it!" ”

I asked He Tiandou, "Who is this fool?" ”

He Tiandou said: "This person was a world-famous sword god in his previous life, named Gai Nie. Jing Ke was a good friend of the world, Jing Ke had asked someone to send him a letter to invite him to help, but Prince Dan seemed to be generous but suspicious, and kept urging Jing Ke to leave, Jing Ke had to temporarily take Qin Wuyang, a warrior of Zhao State, to assassinate Qin Shi Huang, and as a result, Qin Wuyang was like earth in the Qin court. Jing Ke had to do it alone, and in the end he failed, and when Gai Nie got the letter, Jing Ke was already dead. ”

I sighed, "Holy." If Zhao Baimian and Jing Ke did it together, wouldn't the fat man be terrible? By the way, he didn't eat your blue bud, why does he remember who he is? ”

He Tiandou shook his head and said: "To be precise, he doesn't know who he is now, he just subconsciously gets close to Jing Ke, and you know Qiangrennian, right?" After a person dies, if the strong man is too strong, he will fight against Meng Po Tang. In this way, almost nine and a half out of ten people will become fools in this life, but they are also semi-psychic people, and they will be particularly sensitive to the people they have experienced and contacted in their previous lives. So there is today's Zhao fool, he has done countless things with people in his previous life, so this

The murderous aura is particularly sensitive. ”

I said, "Are you sure he's Gayne?" ”

He Tiandou nodded and said, "I'm right. As long as I know the year of birth and death of a person in a previous life or the date of birth of a modern person, I can calculate where that person was reincarnated or who a person was in a previous life. ”

I suddenly said, "The Four Heavenly Kings or something are all you calculated and then found?" ”

"That's right."

I grabbed him and said excitedly: "Then you will calculate for me who I was in my last life?" ”

He Tiandou looked at me with a smile and said, "Believe me, you definitely don't want to know." ”

My heart sank and said, "Could it be that I am a thief like Jia Yidao and Cai Jing?" ”

He Tiandou said: "... It's worse than that. ”

I exclaimed: "Emperor Yang of Sui, the king of Cixi? ”

"It's miserable..."

I sighed: "Is it Li Lianying?" ”

"It's miserable..."

I grabbed He Tiandou's collar and said angrily: "Fart, is there anything worse than Li Lianying?" Don't tell me it was your son in my last life! ”

He Tiandou was speechless for a long time and finally said: "Actually, you were no one in your previous life, and according to your current words, you are just a passerby." That's why I said you don't need to know, the name is nothing more than Zhang San and Li Si, and the experience is nothing but eating, drinking, and Lazar, what's the use of knowing? ”

I said with a gloomy face: "You'd rather leave a stench for 10,000 years than be bland, what values!" "Actually, I'd rather be Cixi than be a passerby, of course, Li Lianying just forget it, I really want to know that I was a eunuch in my last life, and I can't have mental impotence in this life? Are those people with impotence having the idea of being a strongman after being a eunuch?

The air between our words has already pounced on Zhao Bai's face, the bald man danced with two swords, shaped like lightning, and our hearts were raised, Zhao Bai's face is a sword god again, after all, it is a matter of the previous life, even if he was Ultraman in his last life, can he still fight a little monster with such a weak body?

And the empty movement is too fast, to the point that it is almost indistinguishable to the naked eye.

With our worries, Zhao Bai's face spread out like a slowly blooming flower, he held the hilt of the sword in one hand, slowly raised it above his head, lowered his waist, and the other hand seemed to be going to the ground to pick up something, which is exactly the most common action for children in kindergarten to dress up as sunflowers. In an instant, the empty double swords stabbed under the right ribs and on the left shoulder of Zhao Bai's face, and there was a sound, but it happened that Zhao Bai's face was pretending to be a flower, and these two blows were empty.

Zhao Baimian didn't look at the opponent at all, he looked at the sky, and didn't care what Kongkonger was doing, just doing his own movements, only to see him cross his waist, and slowly shook his neck and waist like an old man and old lady doing morning exercises, the first blow of this time-space-time face was empty, he changed his moves, and slashed to the top of Zhao Bai's head, and this time Zhao Bai's face had lowered his head, Kongkong'er's sword brushed his scalp, Kongkong'er's sword went around a few times above his head, and Zhao Bai's face who was shaking his head and doing morning exercises easily flashed over.

Kongkong jumped out of the circle and said angrily: "What kind of kung fu are you? ”

Zhao Bai's face said naturally: "It's not any kung fu, I just don't want you to hurt me." ”

Sora screamed and rushed forward again, this time noticeably faster than the last.

Zhao Bai's face was still slow, this time he slowly squirmed like a mollusk, and the two swords of the empty sky turned into thousands of them, constantly stabbing in the air where he squirmed, only to hear the sound of snorting non-stop, and the blades of the two swords of the empty air kept sticking to Zhao Bai's face, two ribs, and waist interspersed, but they couldn't hurt Zhao Bai's face at all.

After seeing Zhao Bai's face and people do it, you will find such a strange phenomenon: he is simply buying his enemy to cooperate with him, as soon as he raises his hand, the enemy must attack the place where he just started, he takes a step of the leg, the enemy must attack the land where he used to stand, this is really a bit funny and a little weird, especially when he is against an opponent who is good at fast movements, it is even more incredible.

Gradually, we saw the clues, Zhao Bai's face is slow, it is based on human inertia, for example, if you want to punch him in the nose, but he has already begun to bow his head as soon as his mind moves, of course he will think that I won't hit your nose instead, but instead of hitting your shoulder halfway, but don't talk about ordinary people, even if you are a master, there will always be a pause if you want to change your moves halfway, and when you slash your fist to his shoulder and can no longer change your mind, he has already squatted down, and this kind of little trick of quickly changing moves, how can you not understand it? But even so, he still can't even touch the corners of Zhao Bai's clothes.

Zhao Bai's face moves slowly, but he thinks quickly, he can foresee seven or eight moves or even more in the future, not only can he guess how you want to deal with him at the moment, but he can even help you think of what you haven't expected, yes, he not only knows what you are thinking, but also knows what you want to think... Zhao Baiyan is simply a person living in the future.

I saw that Zhao Bai's face on the field was always moving his body and pace unhurriedly, like a dandelion fluttering in the breeze, while Kongkong'er was wildly waving his double swords, like a praying mantis being roasted by fire, it seemed that one was extremely fast and the other was extremely slow, but it was impossible to tell whether Kongkong'er was a step slower or Zhao Bai's face was one step faster, the two had been fighting for a long time, and they didn't even have a single contact, and everyone couldn't help but look at each other in shock.

At this time, the hilt of the sword that had been in Zhao Bai's hand for a long time finally launched an attack for the first time, and the sound of "pop" was crisp and crisp on Kongkong'er's face, showing a clear mark, which was a blow in Kongkong'er's upset space, clean and neat, there was no room for negotiation, after doing all this, Zhao Baimian began to dance on the ground again, and Kongkong'er's sword also began to return again and again, and the speed was actually a lot slower after eating Zhao Bai'er's sword hilt.

After fighting for a while, Kongkong'er suddenly stopped the offensive, put the double swords in front of his chest, stared at Zhao Bai's face, and then slowly handed it out, Wu Sangui said: "It's bad, this kid wants to be slow and slow." ”

Zhao Bai's face stood in place with a blank face, and he watched Kongkong'er's double swords slowly swim over, like two poisonous snakes ready to attack, and when they were close to less than a finger's distance from his chest, Zhao Bai's face suddenly moved, Kongkong'er seemed to be infected, and the double swords stabbed into the air where Zhao Baimian was standing just now, and he was still a step slower after all!

At this time, Kongkong'er finally understood that he had no hope of winning, and with a long sigh he was about to rise from the ground, He Tiandou shouted: "Gai Sword God, you can't let him run." ”

Kongkong'er was in mid-air, and suddenly found that his feet sank, and he saw that Zhao Bai's sword hilt had been pressed on the surface of his feet at some point, and Kongkong'er was angry, and then fell to the ground again, Zhao Bai'er said lightly: "You haven't apologized to Xiao Jing yet, you can't go." ”

Kongkong'er was frightened at this time, and symbolically returned a few hands again to perform light skills and wanted to escape, but helplessly Zhao Bai's sword handle was either hooked or hung, he was already a grasshopper that was sucked, and he could no longer jump into Zhao Bai's palm, Kongkong'er's heart was in a mess, and his movements were even more negligent, and finally, Zhao Bai's face was expressionless and knocked on the back of his head, Kongkong'er slowly sat down, his two swords were gone, and there was no resistance anymore, he blew lightly and said: "I lost." ”