Thinking about what Qin Wuyang said, thinking that Xu Delong and they might have to go to the Southern Song Dynasty to face another golden vulture, my head is one and three big, if that's the case, just taking Win Fat Man as an example, it will not only win Fat Man No. 1 and Win Fat Man No. 2, but Qin Wuyang will go back once at that time. Wang Ben came to Yucai and went back again. With the addition of his father and his son, there must be four fat men in different spaces alone...

I have a headache, I'm depressed, and I'm pulling down my hair one by one. But that also has the advantage of being that it will be too easy if I really want to borrow 8 million troops at that point. Basically, you don't need to bother others. Looking for the winner of the fat man No. 1 to No. 5 plus a few Xiang Yu is almost the same.

Fortunately, I also have the advantage of not thinking about problems that I can't figure out. It's either scientists or neurotics who dig into the horns. We are obviously not good enough. Otherwise, you don't have to be looked down upon by the old accountant Xiang, the old guy still often uses two-digit and two-digit multiplication to make it difficult for me.

After rescuing Baozi and Master Li, the little couple stayed at the fat man's place, and Jin Shaoyan accompanied Master Li to spend his honeymoon and began to travel between the two places, because the military road had been closed. So I had to drive to pick him up every time. This kid is grateful every time. He also said that he was going to give me a gift, I don't know what else he could give me besides money, I have seen more new things from various dynasties than him, and it seems that my level is still a little insufficient, but more than a month later, he gave me two tickets for the premiere of "All Soldiers" and a round-trip ticket to Hong Kong. Fang Zhenjiang, Tong Yuan, and Xiuxiu also have them. But this will be a lot of inconvenience for the bun to hold up the big belly. Yucai people fell out of class some time ago. I didn't have any time. So we simply agreed to watch the live broadcast in the on-campus theater of Yucaidi.

At the premiere, it was called a star-studded event, anyway, the stars who had been in the magazine throughout the year, whether they were positive or negative, half-naked or naked, basically arrived, the director. The name has a "small" one. The bearded land, the land that likes to shoot and the place where I like to fly pigeons in the church are basically here, and even sitting in the last row with my back to the spittoon are the places where I have won three Golden Bear Awards.

After a star reversal and singing and dancing performances, the curtain slowly opened. The black and white screen is dotted and flickering. Soldiers and generals in various armors charged silently and quickly, wounded, and killed, and a fan general with two mink tails on the side of a helmet raised his hand. The expression is stubborn and crazy... The film unfolds in a context similar to a World War II documentary.

The narrative part of the movie does not indicate what era this happened, in short, a modern youth and a woman fell in love. This part is cleverly edited and doesn't feel colorful at all. It seems that two young people falling in love with each other is such a simple and natural thing. It's as ordinary as two young people in love in two cities.

But the picture turned. The leprosy general of the ermine helmet appeared, and he commanded the men and horses to frantically plunder the land of the woman's country, and the girl was also involved in the war, and the young man who lost his love worked sadly and calmly to save the girl, and he struggled to find the rulers of the various dynasties. Asking them to send troops to save people, he told them sometimes sadly, sometimes angry, sometimes full of humor and wit. At last. Eight powerful nations march together to travel through time to the Girls' Dynasty. A total of 3,000,000 soldiers surrounded the leprosy general under a city called """, and used all kinds of evil and strange methods to destroy and torture the army and the will of the leprosy general. The general finally had to compromise...

The whole movie was silent during the screening, and it was not because these big-name audiences deliberately gave Jin Shaozong face... They were caught by Laborau like they were attracted to the subway nails by magnets. No one can say what style and subject matter this should be classified into. Its precedent is warm and graceful. Then it gradually became heavier, and this heaviness reached its extreme after the heroine was captured. Instead, the style changed abruptly. The 3 million divisions of the multinational army and the leprosy generals have waged many life-and-death battles in the cramped territory. If anyone looks at it from here, they will definitely think that this is a war film that has never been made before. to the late stage. The leper general was unable to fight again and refused to surrender. The coalition forces tried every bad idea to torment him, and the audience laughed: tons of household garbage fell from the sky. Fall on the heads of sluggish and numb bad guys. The leprosy general used to enforce military discipline even hung two wet and used up condoms on the billboard (someone plagiarized my idea)... From this point of view, this is another anti-war film with black humor.

When the movie nears the end and rescues the heroine. Many people at the scene shouted in surprise: "It's Master Li!" She's back!"

This is not to say that Jin Shaoyan's guests know that Li Shishi is Li Shishi, which is the stage name of Li Shishi in the last movie "The Legend of Li Shishi" (later renamed "Li Shishi"), and since that film became popular half the world, reporters have been looking for traces of Li Shishi everywhere as if they were suffering from leprosy. Now, one of the world's most talented women is back in the picture. I can't help but feel that even these stars and directors are deeply excited.

It's a pity that the ending of the movie is too vulgar, with the hero and heroine hugging and kissing. Finish. I was so angry that I stood in the small theater of Yucai and jumped to my feet and said, "What the hell?" Is that the end of it? You can at least get a shot of the sunset or feathers drifting away, the two of them gnawed..."Baozi scolded me: "Sit down! If you have the ability, you can shoot it. ”

At this time, Tong Yuan suddenly stood up with his hands. Said loudly: "Look at it, look at it, there is me!"

I wondered, "Where are you?"

I followed her hand and saw that the first place on the list of productions that was slowly rising was photography. Tong Yuan. Behind it is Xiuxiu's name. Xiuxiu also squeaked and screamed. Qin Qiong smiled: "Sit down." Just having a name is happy to be like this, and I was still showing my face in it just now, did you see it?"

As soon as he said this, everyone shouted: "And I still have me, do you see it?" It's just chattering..."

Sure enough, the names of the co-stars who rose later, such as Qin Qiong, Mu Huali, Wu Yong, Hu Yieryi, etc., were also listed, and I waved my hand desperately: "Be quiet and quiet, see whose name is his director?"

This is followed by a long blank space. In the end, a few extremely huge words flashed: chief director, producer, Xiao Qiang.

I laughed and said, "See." I'm the right one!" Then I pouted and said, "Don't say hang up early, the audience will only call Lao Tzu's name when the audience is gone." ”

I proudly said to Baozi: "See, it's your husband and I patted the ground." ”

Baozi said: "Didn't you already know that he was going to hang your name?"

I grinned and said, "Almost, didn't this kid Jin Shaoyan also give a gift to his teacher last time." I don't think there's anything new either. ”

Suddenly realized, everyone booed

At the premiere scene, it was also boiling, and the stars began to look left and right to find the guy named Xiao Qiang, such a big production, the director and producer are both one-handed, and no matter how big the earth is, Jin Shaoyan stood up and smiled to signal the stars to be quiet. Then explained: "Director Xiao is not from our industry, the only thing I can reveal is that he is currently in an important position, in order not to disturb his normal life, we have decided to keep all the information about him confidential for the time being." There was a mournful sigh below.

I danced and said, "The kid is not kind, what is the secret, just tell them to get it, especially Ziyi, Xiao Wei and Zhilin..." I hurriedly sat down.

Later, I heard Jin Shaoyan say that many directors stayed after the end of the show, and their only request was to start from scratch, especially a few directors who were good at shooting big scenes. Chase him and ask for my contact information. Jin Shaoyan said that it was the first time he had seen such fanatical and pious eyes from these people.

Of course, I know this better than anyone else. It didn't help them find me. Because the 3 million horses in the movie are the real 3 million horses, and it is useless for you to use high technology, to say something arrogant. Even if Hollywood Bollywood cooperates. I can't afford to hire so many extras... 30 yuan a day is not much money. Can they give each of the 3 million people a pair of armor? Can hundreds of thousands of horses be found? Take 10,000 steps back. And they did it. Do they dare to let these millions of people really play with their lives?

Not modestly speaking. The war scenes in "All Soldiers" are definitely the most shocking, luxurious, realistic, and the... Earth! Although there are two major sections of this, although Tong Yuan and Xiuxiu took pictures with their mobile phones, they were blurry when they were released, and the camera swayed. But these two segments have the highest replay rate, and they interpret the cruelty and reality of war in a new way of shooting, giving people the feeling of a candid camera in an unusually realistic real-time interview column. One film critic even said: I think the Oscar should be awarded to the cinematographer of "Full Mobilization", and there is a war scene where I can almost feel his hidden fear through the camera.

That's pretty much right. It's just that it's not the movement of the camera, it's Xiuxiu's trembling...

"All Soldiers" was released on an ordinary day that was not close to May Day and not close to the New Year. Three-quarters of the world's more than 6 billion people are in tears and overjoyed to see it. It's a pity that it didn't win all the Oscars that year, Best Art Direction and Best Music Editing. No way. Who made our scene too big, the average person understands that the bigger the scene of a film, the farther away from art.

As for Jin Shaoyan, this kid has made a lot of money. All the people who participated in the "shooting" in Yucai got a lot of money, and Tong Yuan and Fang Zhenjiang used this money to decorate their duplex villa extremely exquisite and luxurious, and all the specifications were according to Tong Yuan's identity... Crown Prince Daikin came.