"No, no." I hurriedly waved my hand and explained, "Absolutely not." ”

"Out of the way." A bitter smile appeared on the corner of Zou Yue's lips, moistening her lips with white wine, she raised her wrist and looked at her watch: "It's not early, I have to wash and sleep, and I'll help you pick up walnuts when I'm free tomorrow." ”

"Well, then you go slowly."

I can't stand that awkward atmosphere, and I wish Aunt Zou would go back sooner.

Sent her out of the room, just in time for the door of the east house to squeak, Grandma Zou, who was holding an enamel basin and a towel, seemed to be going to the faucet to wash, and when she saw Zou Yue'e coming out, her face sank, "Why are you running to Xiaojing House in the middle of the night, still drinking, hum, hurry back to sleep." "Countryman, straight-talking. Then, Grandma Zou looked at me with a strange look in her eyes.

The next day, I got out of bed and continued with what seemed like a simple project, but it was actually a huge amount of work.

Grab a walnut, compare it with the other 200, and put it down.

Grab another one, and repeat the cycle.

By the afternoon, I was basically dizzy, rubbing my eyes, twisting my T-shirt and shaking the sweat, I decided to rest for two hours, otherwise it would be fatal. I went to the kitchen and got a stainless steel seasoning box for stewed meat, and went to my mother's room to fill it with rose petals and a few flavors of Chinese medicine, which my mother learned from the Chinese medicine health book, saying that putting some in the bath is good for the skin.

"Take a bath?" My mom and dad were still taking a nap, "Don't use too much water, I'll wash my hair in a while." ”

"Got it."

There is no water heater installed in the south house, but two large black bags are often exchanged with small commodities, and they are placed on the roof to absorb the heat of the sun to achieve the purpose of heating the water temperature, which is a very primitive small means. After Aunt Liu moved out, both bags of water were occupied by my family, and in the summer, the three of us had to take a bath almost every day, and now Zou Yue'e moved in and divided a bag, so my parents and I couldn't wash so often.

Poke the key into the keyhole and click the door open.

I took the first two steps, threw the spice box into the half-man-tall wooden barrel, unscrewed the sluice gate to release the water, tested the temperature of the water, took off my damp clothes and sat down in the barrel, squeezed some Head & Shoulders shampoo, squinted and rubbed my hair.

When my body and mind were relaxed, something in front of me suddenly caught my eye.

Under the window facing me, there was an iron stove for making a fire in winter, and in the pink plastic basin above, there was actually a bra and panties, pure black, with bewitching lace, which looked like Zou Yue'e's. I guess it was Aunt Zou who changed out of her dirty clothes after taking a shower last night, but she forgot to take them before leaving, so she fell here.

Even though I am a serious person, after all, I am also a male surname with a normal surname orientation, and it is inevitable to feel pounding when I see this kind of personal object with a female surname.

After thinking about it for a while, I curled up and hugged my knees, and simply closed my eyes and pretended to sleep, out of sight and out of mind.

I don't know how long it took.

I reluctantly found that the more I wanted to be quiet, the more I couldn't.

More than once, I wanted to open my eyes and look at Aunt Zou's underwear again, and even wanted to hold it in my hands.

Alas, who made Zou Yue'e look so charming, if she was a few years younger, I would want to chase her.

Phew, she's my mother's leader, what am I thinking!

I don't know how long it took.

The door directly opposite suddenly slammed, and a person was photocopied on the flower cloth curtains, looking at the hairstyle and height, it seemed to be Grandma Zou.

"Haven't you finished washing yet?" The voice was impatient.

I blinked, feeling a little strange, although Grandma Zou is from the countryside, she is still quite kind, it stands to reason that she will not talk to me in this tone?

I hesitated for a moment, then opened my mouth to answer.

“…… Come on, what are you doing? ”

"It's still grinding to take a shower, just now I rummaged through your suitcase and found a lot of dirty clothes, you are really, if you don't wash the dirty things as soon as possible, how can you hide them in the box?"

"It's not like I'm in a hurry to move, I didn't have time."

"Open the door, I've got it for you."

“…… Let's put it outside first, and I'll wash it myself later. ”

"Why am I outside, hurry up and open the door, don't you wait for me to get the key?"

"I can't wait a while! It's coming, it's coming. ”

I was completely stunned on the spot, because the person who talked to Grandma Zou was not me!

There's someone in the house!

It's Zou Yue!!

I gasped and looked sideways. The sound of the water was loud, and in the blink of an eye, Zou Yue'e, who was wrapped in a bath towel, had stepped out of the screen with plastic slippers, and then, she saw me.

At that moment, both of us had wonderful expressions.

She stared at me dumbfounded, like a ghost.

I also looked at her incredulously, my mind going blank.

Sky! Why is Aunt Zou in the house? When did she come in?

"Damn girl!" Grandma Zou muttered outside: "Grind and chirp, I'll go get the key!" ”

Hearing Grandma Zou's footsteps gradually moving away, I was stunned: "Why are you here?" ”

Zou Yue'e rubbed her eyebrows: "I should have asked you this, right?" ”

I patted my head: "I see, did you just fall asleep?" "I found out the crux of the problem, Zou Yue'e has a bad habit of drinking, and it is very likely that she fell asleep in the bathtub, so she didn't stop me from coming in time. Well, that's the case eighty percent, otherwise there is no other explanation.

"Don't talk about that." Zou Yue'e exhaled and looked at me with a straight face: "You put your clothes in the box, find a place to hide first, and then come out when my mother takes off her clothes and leaves." Droplets of water continued to flow out of the hem of Zou Yue'e's bath towel, rubbing her plump thighs and falling into the plastic slippers.

Hide?

Why hide?

"Sharp!"

“…… Oh. ”

I've been bathing in the South House for a few years, and of course I know there's no place to hide people. The box is not good, it is full of clutter. Not behind the screen, the bottom is empty, so that people can see the feet. My barrel doesn't work, it's facing the gate, and even if I bend into the water, Grandma Zou will only be able to see it.

"Don't look at it! Get to my bucket! Zou Yue'e pushed me urgically.

I didn't have time to think about it, so I put on a bath towel, hid my clothes and shoes, and jumped into Zou Yue'e's bath bucket in great embarrassment.

Click.

The door opened.

"Finished taking a shower?"

"Hmm."

"Look at your dirty pants, wash them quickly."

"Got it."

"Hmph, the underwear is still colorful, no wonder people say you!"

"Who said me?"

I didn't dare to show my head out of the barrel, I snuggled up, turned my back to the mother and daughter's voice, and didn't move. Zou Yue'e's bath water was not so hot anymore, rose incense, Chinese herbs, alcohol, and women's body fragrance lingered on the tip of my nose, and my face was unconsciously warm.

"Aren't you the fellows who came back from Yanjing, do you know what they tell their families about you? Hum! I didn't hear a good word anyway! Can you save me some face? ”

"What the hell is wrong with me?"

"I don't care if what they said is true or not, why did you go to Xiaojing House so late yesterday? Hmph, Xiao Cui's family is good, let me tell you, don't harm their son, you know? ”

Dizzy, what's wrong with me?

;