"Mom, what are you talking about, who am I harming, I am a scourge!" Zou Yue'e seemed to be angry, and her voice trembled slightly: "Xiao Jing has helped me a lot, can I thank him?" Don't listen to the people who went back chewing their tongues, I went out to socialize, not for work, besides, I haven't done anything unseemly, I, Zou Yue, have accompanied others to drink and eat, but I have never slept with others, whew, forget it, I'm too lazy to talk to you. ”

I could tell from the direction of the sound that the mother and daughter should be near another barrel.

After arguing for a while, Zou Yue'e began to bombard Grandma Zou and asked her to go to the vegetable market to buy vegetables.

"What's the hurry, go, you wash your clothes first, and I'll talk to you."

The footsteps sounded, and I felt that the mother and daughter were getting closer and closer to me, and I was so short that I didn't dare to gasp.

"Yue'e, it's not that I don't believe you, you're not young, it's time to find a man to marry, right?"

"It's not like I don't have a boyfriend."

"Hmph, I get angry when I mention him, I've been to this for seven or eight years, I haven't even met him a few times, you say, after so many years of only relying on phone contact, what kind of feelings can you two have? You, can you hurry up and find a partner with Yanjing? Don't let me be in a hurry! ”

"You don't have to worry about it, I have a sense of proportion."

I was listening intently when suddenly, my head sank slightly, as if something had fallen on my head. I blinked suspiciously, rolled my eyelids and looked up, the first thing that came was the smell of a woman, and when I saw it clearly, my breath suddenly stagnated, and I almost coughed.

It was a bright red lace!

It was lying lazily on top of my head, and I couldn't really see it, but I was sure that it was either the upper body of the underwear or the lower body of the underwear!

"Oh, Mom, what are you throwing around!"

"I told you to wash it, and you didn't change it!"

"Then don't throw it in my bathtub! That's dirty water! I'll pick up the clean water and wash it in a while! ”

"You can do it, I've been in the city for a few years, I don't know what my surname is, what's wrong with the bath water, our family used to be so poor, when didn't I use the bath water to wash your clothes? Let's just say that now that life is rich, then you can't mess around, hey, what are you still doing standing, yes, you don't wash me! I'm done! ”

"Don't, don't, alas, I wash, can't I wash?"

Whew, a light thing dangled and swayed, slowly flew to the left half of my face, I held my breath and raised my eyes, I was dizzy, it was a stocking, it was a flesh-colored stocking. Half of my nose was covered by stockings, and a strange smell oozing out of it made my heart beat wildly unconsciously.

I don't know if I should cry or laugh, but I have mixed feelings.

"Don't throw it away! Give it all to me! ”

"Well, the underwear is yours, I'll wash the faded clothes."

"Alas, don't worry about it, go grocery shopping, I'll wash it myself."

"What so much nonsense, wash it away, see what I'm doing?"

"Got it, got it."

There was the sound of a plastic basin moving, and it was estimated that Grandma Zou had already washed her clothes not far away. In the bathtub, I tilted my head slightly, just in time to see Zou Yue's helpless expression, she looked back at her mother, looked down at me who was smiling, frowned, and used her index finger and thumb to twist the underwear on my head and the stockings on my face into the water, and then, dragging the arm of the clothes arched forward, hula, seven or eight colorful things poured in.

I still know the words of indecent disrespect, and hurriedly closed my eyes.

But that last glimpse was enough for me to see a lot of things.

"Does your company have good conditions, don't hang yourself from a tree."

"What do you mean by the conditions?"

"Of course you have a car and a house, hum, your sales manager sounds good, don't you still have to rent a house every month?"

I didn't have the heart to listen to the small talk between mother and daughter, just because Zou Yue'e had already washed her clothes in the bath water on my chest. The smell of washing clothes kept entering my nose, and a little to the left of my chest, a mass of objects rubbed up and down against me, very itchy, very slippery, eighty percent was washing stockings.

I'm a physiologically normal male surname, and in this situation, it naturally has some reactions.

Even though there is a layer of soap foam floating on the bathing water, I believe that Zou Yue'e should have found it.

Hiding her eyelids, she quietly pulled down Aunt Zou's expression, she was staring at the water, frowning slightly.

What a shame!

I was so ashamed that I closed my eyes and pretended to be dead.

After about fifteen minutes, Grandma Zou finally said, "After washing, you just twist it and dry it, and I'll go to the greenhouse to buy vegetables." ”

Squeak, the sound of doors opening and closing.

I breathed a sigh of relief, afraid of seeing something I shouldn't see, so I didn't open my eyes, "Aunt Zou, how is it?" ”

"You will close your eyes for a while when you are tired, and wait for me to get dressed."

"Okay, by the way, before I came in, my mom said she was going to wash her hair, well, if you can, can you try to hurry up?"

"Hmm."

Ten seconds later, there was a sudden bang in the room.

I thought Aunt Zou had bumped into it, so I asked, "What's wrong?" ”

"Give you pants and socks, it's time to get a new one, well, why don't you lock the door when you take a shower?"

I opened my eyes in fright, and Zou Yue, who was closest to me, was squeezing the bra buckle behind her back, and she seemed to be frightened, bending over and motionless. At the right end of the screen, there was a faint display of my mother's arm, and she was closing the door with her backhand: "I told you that the bath bucket in our house is against the door, why do you still use the innermost one, next time I remember my surname, it is the bucket of Xiao Zou and his wife." ”

I, I, I say!

Even a good-natured person like me can't help but curse a swear word!

The house leak happened to rain overnight!

I racked my brains to condense the language, trying to explain it to my mother in the shortest and quickest words possible.

I was still thinking about it, but it suddenly went dark in front of me!

Poof!

At that moment, the huge weight pressed on me, shaking my blood and blood rolling, and I almost fainted!

When I opened my eyes in a daze, I saw images that I will never forget for the rest of my life.

Aunt Zou also jumped into the bucket.

mygod！！

"Hey, this room is full of clothes." My mom pushed down the screen and walked over to me, "It's still wet." ”

Zou Yue'e, who was huddled in a bucket with me, made a boo gesture to me, and her mouth full of wine spat on my chest, and she moved to sink into the water as much as she could, so that my mother would not see her hair. My heart was up and down, bouncing, and my face was a little white.

I don't know if Aunt Zou took the right emergency measures, but now that she is in the water, I have no choice.

"Ask you! Cat got your tongue? ”

The barrel crunched wood because of the force on both sides. I wiped the sweat on my forehead and forced a smile: "Oh, I was like that when I came in, maybe Aunt Zou did the laundry before." "When I saw my mother getting closer, I leaned forward and put my elbows across the edge of the barrel to cover Zou Yue'e's head.

Mom glanced around, "Huh? How can there still be high heels? ”

I forced myself to keep my composure: "Mom, you can wash your hair later, I haven't finished taking a shower yet." ”

My mother threw my underwear on the pine box and said, "Then hurry up, go back to the house and call me." ”

Xu remembered something, and the mother who opened the door suddenly looked back at my barrel, and her expression changed. I followed her eyes and glanced sideways, God, behind the bath tub, there was actually a Zou Yue'e bra!

I don't know what Mom is thinking of at the moment.

After a while, my mother looked at me with a straight face: "I said ugly things in front, the surname Zou is many years older than you, don't beat her crooked idea, otherwise I will beat your ass, do you hear it!" ”

I was wronged!

This is the yellow mud stuck to the crotch of the pants, not and.

The barrel was still crunching.

I was afraid that my mother would notice something strange, so I quickly said in a tone that swore to the sky: "I really don't, Aunt Zou is your colleague, I'm just a bastard, no matter how bad I am, no matter how bad a beast is, it's impossible to ...... Aunt Zou."

Suddenly!

There was a loud click!

The sound of the water is whistling!

In the blink of an eye, the wooden barrel that protected Aunt Zou and me had been torn apart, leaving only a bare chassis and a few pieces of wood-like sticks.

And then......

I, Mom, Zou Yue'e, we all look at me, I look at you, we are all dumbfounded!;