After a while, everyone's temperament was almost reduced, Xiang Yu picked up Zhang and said, "I'll send her to school." ”

I was worried, "Can you drive now?" ”

"It's okay, like you said, you can't let her wake up and think she's been insulted." Xiang Yu smiled at us and said, "In the future, I will trouble you to take care of her more, especially you, Xiaoqiang, if she has any difficulties, you must do your best." ”

Yu Ji, who has been found with great difficulty, is actually a fake, we all thought that the Overlord of Chu was on the verge of collapse, at least he had to be depressed, but Xiang Yu's expression looked a little relaxed.

I hurriedly agreed, "That's for sure." ”

Xiang Yu turned to He Tiandou and said, "Does she really not remember me at all after she woke up?" ”

He Tiandou nodded and said: "Yes, she can only remember that your name is Xiang Yu at most, and you are a small boss who has had an ambiguous relationship with her, but because she has completely forgotten her past life, she will not like you anymore, and it is likely that she will feel absurd." ”

Xiang Yu smiled: "That's the best." ”

He Tiandou also sensed that something was wrong with Xiang Yu, and said to him: "I have already checked, Yu Ji and she have been reincarnated..."

Xiang Yuyi waved his hand and said, "Don't tell me, I know where she is." ”

He Tian Douqi said: "How do you know? ”

Xiang Yu didn't say anything more, and walked out with Zhang Bing in his arms.

Master Li looked at Xiang Yu's back and said, "Brother Xiang is talking weird. ”

Wu Sangui said: "You say he won't commit suicide, right?" ”

Everyone turned their eyes to Liu Bang, and if they wanted to say that they knew Xiang Yu, they were afraid that except for the Yu Ji who had never met, they would say that it was him, Liu Bang touched his chin and said, "It shouldn't be." "Our hearts were steady... However, Liu Bang immediately came up with another sentence, "Maybe." ”

We: "Die!" ”

At this time, Baozi woke up slowly, looked at us in a daze and said: "This wine is really strong today, and the hands and feet are soft after drinking, where did you buy the strong son?" I'll go there next time. She suddenly found He Tiandou and said with a smile. Yo, you're here too? Although she didn't know He Tiandou's identity, she had seen it as a neighbor.

He Tiandou greeted her and said, "That, I should also go, you can continue to eat." ”

"Don't go, let's eat together." Baozi saw that the old man had already walked to the door, so he had to send it out, and when he came back, he scratched his head and said, "Why do I feel weird?" Xiao Zhao is here too? She inadvertently glanced at the surface of the wall. Exclaimed, "Isn't it, I've been asleep for two hours?" You've been eating until now, huh? ”

Looking at the inexplicable buns on our faces, we deeply realized that "ignorance is also a kind of happiness". That's just a lot going on in those two hours.

Baozi said while cleaning up the table: "The big man sent Zhang Bing away?" ”

I took her hand and said, "I'll clean it up tomorrow." Sleep first today, Xiao Zhao and Kezi sleep in the same room. ”

After we settled down, Xiang Yu hadn't come back yet, Hua Mulan looked at her watch and said, "If you send people to the place and go back, Brother Xiang should be almost back by now." ”

I'm a little worried too. made a call to Xiang Yu's mobile phone, and the corner of the sofa rang suddenly, Xiang Yu didn't bring a phone at all!

We looked at each other, and Master Li said carefully: "He... Maybe just want to be alone. ”

Mulan whispered, "I always have a bad premonition... I don't think I'll ever see him again. ”

I was shocked by what they said, "Not really, right? ”

As a result, Xiang Yu really didn't come back that night. Except for the buns, none of us slept solidly.

At about 9 o'clock the next morning, I was quarreled by a phone call, and Liu Lao Liu shouted over there: "Xiaoqiang." Come to the bar. You've got new customers. ”

I didn't sleep well all night. With a long yawn, he said, "Who is it this time?" ”

Liu Lao Liu said excitedly: "There are several, come on." ”

"What are they doing now?"

"Drink with you."

I said nonchalantly, "Oh. Then let them drink first, and then I'll find a car from the school and pull them back, won't it be over? ”

Liu Lao Liu said hesitantly: "You dare to fight with these people? ”

I mumbled, "No, I'm too sleepy." ”

"Then I don't care, you don't have to come in person for future customers, but this time it won't work, and... Do you want your salary these few months? ”

My eyes lit up as soon as I heard the last sentence, salary? A few months? That's right, this looks like I started to "pick up customers" from 4 middle schools, and Liu Lao Liu only started to give me geosurgery, biscuits, face-changing chewing gum, and invincible protective vehicles in September, so I received my salary in April.

I got up and dressed, the car was driven away by Xiang Yu, and I could only take a taxi to the bar.

Like the last 6 gods, the customers who came back this time were also accompanied by Liu Lao Liu to sit at the table next to the stage, plus Liu Lao Liu, a total of 5 people, the 4 are all men, except for the one who wore a big fur and wore a felt hat, the other 3 have changed into modern clothes, one by one Feng Shen Junlang looked forward to it, I waved at them with a smile on my face, and no matter how many took care of me, I hurriedly pulled Liu Lao Liu aside, stretched out his hand and said: "What about my salary, what is it?" ”

Liu Lao Liu first made a false accusation and whispered to me: "Don't always care about your salary, get to know these people first." As he spoke, he had already pointed his finger at one of the handsome middle-aged old men with a Chinese face, and said loudly, "This is Li Shimin, Taizong of the Tang Dynasty." ”

I nodded symbolically at Li Shimin, and I was ready to continue to entangle with Liu Lao Liu about my salary and land, everyone also knows that this old liar's RP value is often from 0 to minus, will he be corrupt?

When I turned my head to Liu Lao Liu, I reacted, and looked at Li Shimin in surprise and said, "Who are you?" ”

Li Shimin smiled gently: "Li Shimin." A middle-aged man with bright eyes next to him hugged his fists and said, "Yo, it turned out to be Brother Li of Tang Taizong." ”

Li Shimin still smiled like a spring breeze: "This brother just calls me Shimin, as for Tang Taizong Yunyun, it's all in the past, don't mention it." The middle-aged man smiled faintly and said, "It's easy to say, it's easy to say." ”

To be honest, my curiosity about this middle-aged man has surpassed that of Li Shimin, and it is so logical to call Tang Taizong a brother and a brother, which can at least explain two problems, first, this person's status is not low. Second, eighty percent are not from the Tang Dynasty, otherwise they would not be so arrogant when they saw the former king of this dynasty.

I really want to talk to my idol a few more words, obediently, Li Shimin, how many emperors have been produced in China, only Brother Li and Kangxi have been praised in both official and wild history, although Xuanwumen killed two elder brothers. But that's just a political turmoil, and now that I've met a real person, how can I not be excited... Brother Shimin is much more handsome than Tang Guoqiang, depending on the temperament of others. Tsk, it's not like we haven't seen the emperor, one is a fat man who only knows how to play games, and the other is like an old bastard. If there is really an imperial atmosphere, you have to talk about Brother Li.

Without waiting for me to say a few more words to Brother Shimin, Liu Lao Liu pointed to the burly man on Li Shimin's right who had never said anything and said, "This is Zhao Kuangyin, Taizu of the Song Dynasty." ”

that

The skin is dark. Long hands and big feet, except for a little bit of anger and self-authority in his expression, this is actually a founding emperor.

The middle-aged man on Li Shimin's other side hugged his fists again and said, "Yo." It turned out to be Brother Zhao. ”

Zhao Kuangyin nodded at him. Then he smiled generously at me. The middle-aged man suddenly pointed at Li Shimin and Zhao Kuangyin and said, "You two... That... Hey, forget it. Do not say. ”

Li Shimin said curiously: "This brother might as well say something straight." The man just shook his hand vigorously, and Zhao Kuangyin suddenly said in a deep voice: "I know what he wants to say." He turned to Li Shimin and said, "Brother Li, although we are fighting in the same world, we are separated by a hundred years, and my foundation is from the Later Zhou Chai clan, you missed first, and I picked up the last, so you can't hate me." ”

Li Shimin didn't seem to know anything, but after hearing these words, he couldn't help but sigh with natural wisdom: "So, my Tang Dynasty is just a flash in the pan?" He had already guessed that his country, like the Sui Dynasty, would eventually fall into ruin.

At this time, the only old man at the table suddenly reached out and patted Li Shimin on the shoulder, and comforted him with a majestic voice: "Since ancient times, there is no warrior who does not defeat the battle, and the goshawk who soars in the sky will always grow old one day. This old man is also a square face, his complexion is red and black, the most characteristic is his eyes, which are slender slits, I looked at his dress, and heard him say a stiff Chinese, and blurted out without waiting for Liu Laoliu's introduction: "Genghis Khan? ”

Genghis Khan smiled and said, "I can't imagine that there are still people who know me in a place where there is no steppe." The old man patted Zhao Kuangyin's back vigorously and said, "Brother, just like you said, we are fighting the same world, but you can't hate me, your Great Song Dynasty was like a sick thin wolf later, gnawed to death by roe deer and wild dogs, and I had to kill the roe deer and wild dogs together." ”

Zhao Kuangyin knew the meaning of the song when he heard the strings, his face changed color slightly, and finally asked, "Who destroyed my Great Song Dynasty?" ”

Genghis Khan said: "First there are Liao and Western Xia, and then there is Jin, but don't worry, these countries are all wiped out under our Mongolian subway in the end." ”

Zhao Kuangyin hugged his fists with a calm face and said, "Thank you so much." ”

I have to say that Genghis Khan knows the art of speaking very well, obviously he led the troops to kill and slash, in his words, it seems like deliberately avenging Zhao Kuangyin, it seems that the ancestor of the Mongols is not just able to ride a horse and shoot arrows.

At this time, our eyes were all focused on the middle-aged man who had been active, and strangely since Genghis Khan finished speaking, this man was speechless, Genghis Khan was next to him, and asked him: "Brother, what is your surname?" ”

The man imperceptibly moved his seat to the side, and said to Genghis Khan with a dry smile: "That... Temujin Iron Brother, right? If you want to say that you can really hate me, the Yuan Dynasty built by your grandson let me overthrow. ”

Genghis Khan changed color and said: "We Mongols also have times when we were defeated? ”

The man said: "You Mongolians are too bullying, don't treat us Han people as people, ordinary people don't even let the name, a child is born, the age of the parents adds up to his name, for example, when a child is born, the father is twenty-five and the mother is twenty-two, if the family wants to be surnamed Zhang, the child will be called Zhang Siqi, like me, I can only be called Zhu Baba." ”

I touched my chin and asked, "So, your parents were sixty-four years old when they gave birth to you?" ”

"yes."

"That's... Can Zhu Qiqi also be called Zhu Sijiu? ”

"yes, what's there to study here?"

With sweat on my forehead, I always thought that the name Zhu Qiqi was very beautiful, and I thought that her nickname might be called Sijiu...

In fact, it is also fun to take such a name in addition to a high rate of renaming, some time ago the TV broadcast the news that a pair of old people surnamed Chen had a son in their old age, the old man is eighty-one and the old lady is seventy-nine, isn't their son going to be called Chen 160? I suddenly thought of another question, according to one day in heaven and one year on earth, how old should the seven fairies be? So what should she and Dong Yong's child be called...

I thought about it for a while, and then asked the man, "Your surname is Zhu?" So who is Zhu Yuanzhang? ”

The man said: "I am Zhu Yuanzhang, and this name is a latecomer." "No wonder... No wonder you dare to call Li Shimin a brother!

I was stunned for a while: Tang Taizong Li Shimin, Song Taizu Zhao Kuangyin, a generation of Tianjiao Genghis Khan, Ming Taizu Zhu Yuanzhang... The most influential leaders or emperors of the Tang, Song, Yuan, and Ming dynasties have all come to me!

I grabbed Liu Lao Liu and asked in a low voice: "What do you mean by giving me a large group of emperors?" "I finally understood why he said in the morning that these people couldn't be lazy.

Liu Lao Liu smiled and said, "How lively is this... Say a few words to your majesty. ”

I looked at 4 in amazement, these 4 also looked at me in amazement, and then came to each other, yes, although they have been sitting together for a long time, but it can be said that they really have a preliminary understanding of each other just now, what are the identities of these people? is either the founding emperor or a generation of heroes, even if it comes to a new occasion, he will never take the initiative to greet people: "Your mother's surname?" ”

Now, they have heard each other's introductions, Li Shimin can't help but look at Zhao Kuangyin with different eyes, and Zhao Kuangyin stares at Genghis Khan with a little suspicion, not to mention our steppe eagles, and the gaze of Zhu Yuanzhang is not very friendly, this is what gives me the most headache, Tang, Song, Yuanming, the four bosses who stepped on their shoulders are almost two enemies, this dynasty is different from coins, and the number is commemorative...

I also found one thing: the poem "Qinyuan Spring. Snow", basically except for replacing Han Wu with Liu Bang, all the people ...

I stood in front of the four super bosses, coughed awkwardly, and said, "That... Emperors..."I bet it must have been the first time in his life that these four people had heard such a title, and although Genghis Khan did not claim the title of emperor, the plural form of the emperor adding "we" must have puzzled him.

I continued: "There is a good saying, the emperor takes turns to come to my house for one day..."

Everyone stared at me with bad eyes...

“… What this sentence is saying, uh, since you have chosen the profession of the emperor, you must have the consciousness of being pulled off the horse sooner or later, and it is not good to say that the mountains and rivers of you are not beaten down by fists and feet? ”

Several people looked at each other, their expressions softened slightly.

I strengthened my courage and said: "To borrow what a few people just said, although it is the same world, there is no direct contradiction between you, this is different from the two friends I know who were emperors, the surname has not been swallowed, and the surname Liu has teamed up with a surname to copy his house..."

Li Shimin smiled: "You're talking about the dispute between Liu Xiang in the late Qin and early Han dynasties, right?" ”

I nodded hurriedly and said, "Yes, yes... You're not in a different situation than they are, aren't you? In fact, who doesn't want to be the emperor? How can I say this, I can only say that the same land has the same dream. ”