I took the piece of paper and saw that a lot of precautions were written on it, and I didn't look at it carefully, so I made up a text message of "guess who I am" and sent it to the number on the paper, Jin Shaoyan smiled and said: "He was not used to texting, but I guess he will definitely reply to ......"

At this time, the text message replied: "Baby? ”

Jin Shaoyan didn't even look at it and said, "Baby! ”

I was so impressed that I said, "Then what should I go back?" ”

"You just go back: it's baby, and then make an appointment to meet him."

"You...... Will he go? ”

"Absolutely, you can take care of him first and let him find you by himself."

I pointed at him and said, "Aren't you afraid of being caught in a fraud gang?" ”

"I've received a lot of professional training since I was a child, and the average person can't get close to seven or eight people, so I let you use this method to get close to him."

Damn, for the first time, I hope Yan Qing came sooner.

Jin Shaoyan stretched his waist and said: "Do you have any objection to me wanting to invite everyone upstairs to dinner, after all, I am also half a host, watching a group of emperors eat instant noodles every day and squeeze into the collective dormitory, I don't want to go, it's not easy to come here, let them see this flashy world." ”

I don't have any opinion on this, so many people's food is not easy to get, and the buns work at night, these people have even visited Futai Road, and there is no place in this city that they can't go. But what about the buns?

After hearing the situation, Jin Shaoyan threw the key on the table: "Take it." He may never have thought that there is such a thing as taking leave in the world, and there are many sons and brothers like him who are not kind enough, they are spoiled, and they can't consider others at all - if you take leave, the full attendance award will be gone?

I said, "When will he reply to my texts?" ”

Jin Shaoyan looked at his watch and said, "I will be back at 8 o'clock in the evening, but you don't have to pay attention to him, hang him, and wait until tomorrow." Jin Shaoyan stood up and concluded, "If people don't die once, it's hard to know where they are cheap - can I go upstairs and talk to them?" ”

I nodded, for this person who will lose these memories in 5 days, there is no need to fortify, I instructed him: "Don't talk to Xiang Yu about Yu Ji, win the fat man, oh Qin Shihuang doesn't know who Liu Bang is, just don't say it." ”

Later, I found out that my worries were purely superfluous, the watermark kid was not interested in a few old antiques at all, I went upstairs and found that he was sitting in front of Master Li, pulling the book "600 Movies You Must Watch in a Life" on his lap, handsome men and beautiful women, reading a book together, with light music next to it, that scene is more Korean than Korean films, but I know that this kid's main purpose is to make films.

Jin Shaoyan pointed and said, what is going on, where was it filmed, he also went to the filming location, and it was very good at first, but soon transitioned from "Forrest Gump" to "Instinct", and one arm quietly went around the back of Master Li, I raised my voice and shouted: "Brother Yu-"

Xiang Yu came in with his head down, and I pointed at Jin Shaoyan and said to him: "You want to drive this son's mount, and you won't even need an hour to go back to your hometown, you let him teach you." ”

Xiang Yu asked me, "How is it better than bread?" ”

I said, "A wheel alone is faster than bread." ”

Xiang Yu's eyes lit up, and he went out without saying a word, holding Jin Shaoyan - let your kid soak me again...... Uh, the chick in my house.

Master Li looked at me with a smile, and I said curtly, "I'm thinking about Brother Yu......"

Master Li laughed and said, "The fastest car in the world can't send him back to BC from 2007, right?" Unless you can exceed the speed of light and turn back time. ”

I rolled my eyes in shock, this girl has even studied Einstein's theory of relativity, and I only heard about the theory of relativity after watching "A Bloody Case Caused by a Steamed Bun".

"That Young Master Jin doesn't look like a bad person, and he's quite well-informed."

"So what kind of bad guy is the one who puts a fan in his neck and carries a bird cage in his collar? Isn't it easy to be well-informed, if your brother Qiang is rich, send the Americans to send you to the moon to chat with Sister Chang'e, brother told you, the forest is big, there are all kinds of birds, and rich people don't have a good thing. ”

My resounding proletarian fox theory seemed to have caused a certain touch on Master Li, and she laughed and said, "I agree with the first half of your last sentence. ”

Hey, when I was in elementary school, I just didn't throw away the textbook "Thought and Morality".

At this time, Jin Shaoyan came back again, followed by Xiang Yu with a depressed face, Jin Shaoyan said with a smile: "Brother Xiang's height, I can't sit in that car." He turned back to Xiang Yu and said, "It's okay, Brother Xiang, I'll send you a Humvee, it's absolutely no problem, it's really not good, let's let the manufacturer customize it." Xiang Yu put his arm around his shoulders and entered the sleeping room: "What horse?" The surname is very strong, isn't it? ”

……

Hey, I can't imagine that the famous overlord of Xichu was corrupted by money so quickly, it seems that money is really not a good thing, it is said that money is something outside the body, and it is said that wealth cannot be silver, and it is said that a monk in history said a vulgar and elegant wisdom if a foolish elephant whispered: Money is a pile of.

When will I have a lot of?

Just listen to the house say: "Brother Win likes photography, right, I'll give you a digital camera." Qin Shi Huang poked his head out of the MP4 that he had just finished taking a picture and asked, "Qiangzi, sprinkle (what) silk (is) a digital camera?" ”

I told him, "The MP4 that can't listen to songs, can't play games, and can only draw is a digital camera." "It's not so easy to invite people to buy hearts.

Qin Shi Huang: "Don't be hungry." ”

Jin Shaoyan: "It turns out that Big Brother Win still likes to play games, it's so simple, from Nintendo to Sony, I'll give you a set of collector's editions." ”

Jin Shaoyan asked for the surname to go around the house, and said to Jing Ke: "Brother Jing's hobby is very special, I can only give you a set of reading audio." ”

When Jin Shaoyan asked about Liu Bang's hobbies, the two of them exchanged heads and laughed together, Jin Shaoyan said: "Then how many little actresses can I introduce to Brother Liu?" Liu Bang didn't know what to say to him, he looked at me while talking, Jin Shaoyan also looked at me and smiled, nodded frequently, he came over to me and said: "Brother Liu said that he only likes steamed buns, and I want to introduce women to him, and he said that he doesn't look as good as steamed buns." He asked curiously, "Who is Baozi, and is she beautiful?" ”

I said, "It's hard to describe her as pretty or not, as long as it's a man, there's nothing that doesn't get in a daze when I see her, and there's - Baozi is my girlfriend." ”

Jin Shaoyan said leisurely: "The woman who can make Han Gaozu obsessed, you can imagine - then who is more beautiful than her and your cousin?" ”

I said, "To borrow Liu Bang's original words, it is called heaven and earth." ”

Jin Shaoyan's face was full of envy: "You are really blessed, when will I see her?" ”

I said, "You can see her at night, if you like it, you can soak her casually, I want to be anxious with you, I am your grandson." I thought that this kid would be full of joy, but Jin Shaoyan said to me solemnly: "You are so unblessed, such a good woman should love her seriously." ”

I said with a bitter face, "You'll regret saying that when you see her." But he obviously misunderstood what I meant: "Although I, Jin Shaoyan, am not a good bird, I will never do anything to win people's love, don't worry, no matter how beautiful your girlfriend is, I won't be tempted, even if I am tempted, I won't do it." ”

This kid is more sensible than Liu Bang, and he knows that the dry food of the Lord cannot be touched.

At 8 o'clock in the evening, Jin Shaoyan looked at his watch every few seconds and said, "I haven't waited for those first-line stars." After a quarter of 9 o'clock, Jin Shaoyan said impatiently: "Do you know their boss, make a call." ”

Jokes, how do I know each other? The boss of the bun is an entrepreneur who owns 3 chain bun shops and earns more than 100,000 yuan a month. It is said that people give 10 yuan at a time in the parking lot without change, tsk, how magnificent.

I saw that the time was almost up, and I called Baozi to tell her not to eat in the store, the phone rang twice and hung up directly, I leaned on the window to see, Baozi had really gone downstairs, Jin Shaoyan heard about it, came over to take a look, and praised: "This figure alone is the best I have ever seen." ”

I watched the buns enter the door, and Jin Shaoyan ran downstairs.

Be quiet...... Terrible silence, why hasn't the imaginary screams been there yet?

After a while, Baozi came up on her own, and she turned back to me in confusion and said, "Is that one downstairs your friend?" What's wrong? ”

I went downstairs to see, Jin Shaoyan was opening the bow left and right to pump his big mouth, and said while smoking: "I'm dreaming, what I see is fake......" I went over to grab him, Jin Shaoyan said with a crying voice: "From my car accident to the underworld, and then to you, I have always been optimistic, but from the moment I saw your girlfriend just now, I was disappointed in this world." ”

"Not that exaggerated, right?" I was a little angry when I heard someone say that about my girlfriend.

Jin Shaoyan grabbed me: "Don't get me wrong, there are some uglier than her, but I really haven't seen her with a better figure, this world is really unfair, as long as she is a little more beautiful than now, I will immediately sign her." Jin Shaoyan cried out in pain, "Why is this-"

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