Chapter 24 Drinking Moutai with jam
I asked Jin Shaoyan, "Where are you going to take them to eat?" ”
"Drunken Eight Immortals?" Jin Shaoyan immediately denied himself: "It's full of retro buildings, they shouldn't be interested." I added: "That is, the waiter there will definitely not kneel when he sees people, and if the fat man wants to destroy the nine clans or Liu Bang wants to serve others, we will be passive." ”
Jin Shaoyan said: "You can choose one of the five major cuisines." ”
I said very enlighteningly: "Have you jumped out of these five places, so that they feel different at first sight, and you have to suppress them on the premise of fully enjoying the food, don't feel that you are the emperor when someone waits." ”
Jin Shaoyan thought for a while and said, "Then you can only eat Western food, there is a French Western food called Caesar that is very authentic." ”
I said, "But I think I've heard that it's booked 48 hours in advance." ”
Jin Shaoyan smiled, hey, my head was rusty, and I remembered that the so-called rules were not set for people like him.
We had just been grinding downstairs for a while, and Qin Shi Huang had already rushed downstairs with a team, and he had already heard that someone was going to invite him to dinner.
Jin Shaoyan took out the phone, was stunned for a while, and said to me: "I'm sorry, I can't find a team to pick it up, because 'he' just came home ......"
"Hit." I said naturally.
Jin Shaoyan smiled and said, "Hit? You're not going to let me go to Caesar's kind of place, are you? ”
I said, "Then there's another option, I'll drive us myself." Jin Shaoyan nodded, I snorted at the bun, and the bun had already gone straight to Xiao Wang's house.
Seeing that Baozi was gone, Jin Shaoyan said to Liu Bang: "Brother Liu, according to your conditions, my brother is very embarrassed......
After a few minutes, Baozi desperately honked the horn, it turned out that Jin Shaoyan's Ferrari trot blocked the road, as soon as he took the key, Xiang Yu walked out impatiently, stood on the steps with a trot, and put it back in its original position after the bun passed. Xiang Yu touched the back of the van lovingly and said, "This car is still to my liking." ”
Jin Shaoyan touched the dirty sign on the back of the van in horror and said, "Is this the legendary Golden Cup?" I waved my hand and said, "If you want to feel really ashamed, there is a People's Bank on the street, let Brother Yu take off the logo and hang it, and say that this is a new large commercial car from Mercedes-Benz." ”
Jin Shaoyan looked back at Master Li, and saw that she was smiling disapprehantly, so the boss reluctantly got in, and Baozi just knew that the Ferrari belonged to Jin Shaoyan, and whispered to me: "When did you meet such a rich friend?" ”
I wanted to tell her I made 2 million in one afternoon - and I stomped and was gone.
When parking in Caesar's parking lot, a Honda Akula luxury car grabbed the road with me, and I almost hit a lamborghini with my head, damn it, this car also dared to grab the road with Lao Tzu, Lao Tzu's gold cup can be equipped within half an hour even if it hits the remaining steering wheel, I will break your headlights and you will cry!
When the boy saw a van that should have been scrapped at the sound of the sound, he came up to me with a smile and said, "Sir, I'm sorry, we are not in the parking lot." I pointed to the more prestigious signs around me and said, "And what are these, livestock?" The car boy pressed the walkie-talkie so loudly that it seemed that he wanted to call the security guard, Jin Shaoyan said weakly in the back seat: "We are here to consume......
The car boy inadvertently glanced at him, and immediately exclaimed, "Jin Shao? ”
We got out of the car, attracting a surprised look, Xiang Yu and Liu Bang they were proud, because the van did look tall and aggressive in a sea of cars, and it catered to their vanity, I guess Xiang Yu would never look down on other cars after eating this meal.
Those people were almost watching us not only because we were driving a van, but because we weren't just driving a van, but -- we were overloaded. They witnessed the image in an advertisement: people kept coming out of a car, men and women, and when the incomparably tall Xiang Yu finally got out of the car, they almost responded with warm applause.
I threw the car keys with nail clippers and ear picks to the car boy, and strode in with the sign of "no entry if you are not in good clothes", don't forget that our buns are also engaged in catering, and are specifically responsible for this piece, according to her, as long as you don't wear slippers, the door will not be able to do anything to you.
Sure enough, the two doormen, both who are more than 1.9 meters tall, can only stare at us with wide eyes, or they may be frightened by our momentum.
The foreman is a middle-aged man with a polite manner, and if he can come inside, he is already a hero and does not ask for the source, even if he is a person who asks for food, he has to be careful. The well-trained foreman gave us a half-bow with a smile, and I hurriedly told him to get down to business, I was really afraid that the fat man would shout "flat" or something.
I said to the foreman, "Let's find us a private room." ”
The foreman smiled and said, "I'm sorry sir, we don't have a private room here, have you booked it?" ”
At this time, Jin Shaoyan squeezed over from behind in embarrassment, still holding his wallet in his hand, probably just after tipping the car boy, the foreman said in surprise: "Jin Shao? It seems that Jin Shaoyan is basically an acquaintance from top to bottom, and he never calls him Mr.
Jin Shaoyan wiped his sweat and said, "Arrange for us to be seated." "It's really comic for our group of people to stand in the hall, especially Jing Ke and Xiang Yu in Guevara, and I heard the people at the table closest to us talking about us: we are all engaged in performance art......
The foreman probably understood Jin Shaoyan's mood at this time, and arranged us in a relatively secluded corner, waiting to sit down, when a blonde French girl came over with a recipe, Jin Shaoyan finally regained his confidence and calmness, he first said thank you in French, he turned to us, and said, "What do you want for an aperitif?" ”
I said, "No need to open it, we just drank a bowl of porridge at 10 o'clock in the morning, and now our stomach is a thousand miles of fertile fields, so let's be hungry." ”
I watched Jin Shaoyan's hair droop down one by one, and Master Li took the recipe and flipped through it, and said to the French girl: "An 8-year-old steak, half a foie gras, and a macaroni." Then he handed the recipe to Baozi, who said, "I'm just like her." ”
Master Li didn't know which movie to learn to order, and when it was my turn to make the recipe, I looked at the table full of people and said to the French girl: "There are so many of us, do you look up?" Anyway, put all your good things on the table, except for the civet cat. ”
Jin Shaoyan said depressedly: "Just do as he says, last a bottle of 82-year-old red wine." ”
Wow, the legendary 82-year-old red wine, I have seen the people in the movie cow b baking so dry, it is said that the grapes in 82 were not produced, so there is a shortage of red wine, but the strange thing is that everyone has drunk it for so many years, why can't the 82-year-old red wine be drunk?
Qin Shi Huang said familiarly: "Take a few more pairs of chopsticks with the surname once." "I learned from the last time I ate fried cakes.
I don't know if the French girl doesn't understand Chinese or thinks it's Chinese humor, she just looked at us with a smile and left us after being confirmed by Jin Shaoyan.
When the dish was served again, it was replaced by a native Chinese girl, and as soon as the roast chicken came up, everyone started to get started, Jin Shaoyan and Li Shishi just raised the knife and fork and saw a row of chicken ribs on all the plates wandering in place, and when the lettuce came up, Jing Ersil had a clever idea, and a fork was all put on, and it was screwed into the mouth, just like eating marshmallows.
At this time, the waiter came with red wine and politely asked Jin Shaoyan: "Do you want to try the wine?" Xiang Yu snatched it up, sniffed it and said, "This wine has no fragrance." He poured a glass and drank it dry, and said very clearly: "You are spoiled with this coke, right?" Then he asked me, "What did we drink last time?" ”
I said, "Sanliangye." ”
Xiang Yu said to the waiter: "You give us 3 bottles of Sanliangye." ”
Without waiting for the waiter to speak, Jin Shaoyan took out a stack of money and stuffed it into him: "I know you don't, think of a way." The waiter walked away laughing and crying.
Jin Shaoyan, this kid probably practiced yoga, and after doing this, he hid his head directly in his heels.
Baozi also knew that it was embarrassing, and said with a smile: "Why are you so noisy everywhere, I heard that this restaurant is really opened by a Frenchman, you are not afraid to smear the Chinese face by doing this?" ”
I said: "Don't say anything if you've done it, how can they not be ashamed of the French who eat buns with knives and forks, do you know what the real aristocracy is, it's not pretending to be b, it's cow b." ”
Joke, tell me about the aristocracy, except for me and Baozi, all of you here are too expensive to be more expensive, and besides, Sanliangye is needed, and it is not appropriate to stretch it anymore.
After a while, the waiter came up with a plate, Jin Shaoyan's money did not move, and he said to us: "Our French boss heard about Jin Shao's request, and admired your combination of Chinese and Western eating methods, and specially gave you two bottles of the best Moutai from his collection, I hope you have a happy meal." ”
This is China's national situation, I guess we want to do this in France, and we have already politely "invited" to go out.
As soon as Jin Shaoyan heard that this person had been thrown to the French, Suo came out from under the table, rolled up his arms and sleeves, grabbed a bottle of Moutai and poured wine one by one, and said, "Today is today, let's drink back to Moutai with jam." ”
I'm kind of fond of this kid.
Later, we asked for chopsticks, 82-year-old red wine and Moutai mixed and drank, ate a belly of lobster snails and vegetable leaves, and it would be perfect to be able to put a hot pot on the table.
Jin Shaoyan went to the bathroom when he was eating, and just a few seconds after he left, a handsome young man walked in from the door holding the waist of a beautiful woman.
It's "him" - another Jin Shaoyan!
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Xiaohua went for a drink tonight, so put the update in the afternoon and wish everyone a happy new year!
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