I looked at the group of five, if you want to talk about pickle girls, it seems that they are all amateurs, Qin Shi Huang has probably never taken the initiative to pursue women, his two loves are mixed with a lifetime of tyrannical history, absolutely not to learn from, do you want me to repair a "Zhang Binggong"?

Liu Bang may be a little stronger than him, after all, he was born from the grassroots, but I can't bear to explore what happened to him and why he cultivated such a unique aesthetic concept.

Jing Ke, it is said that he is quite ambiguous with Princess Yan Dan, it should be a rumor, and there is another possibility that Princess Yan Dan made a beauty plan under the instruction of Prince Dan, and the biggest possibility is that the princess is actually a huge ugly, pestering the two fools every day, and the two fools are forced, so he didn't wait for the sword god Gai Nie, who had already made an appointment to help the fist, he arrived at the edge of Yishui, thinking that he was going to get rid of the princess's entanglement, so he excitedly led the singing: Once the strong man is gone, he will not return. Seeing that I was looking at him with burning eyes, the second fool turned off the semiconductor, and twisted his body uncomfortably.

Xiang Yu, the party, was admired by Yu Ji because of his bravery in battle, and he is the so-called heroic beauty. In fact, women have a natural admiration for men who are good at fighting, which is also in line with Darwin's theory of evolution and the principle of mating in nature. Of course, with the impact of the economic tide of reform and opening up, this concept of women has also changed completely, fortunately, Baozi is a traditional person, I just conquered her with a brick, and the brick was patted on someone else's head but patted in her heart, she later told me that she felt that there was a kind of man who patted people at least not too unconscionable, very simple dialectic, but not worth advocating.

Master Li...... She's soaked and can be ignored!

First of all, I made a simple replay of the incident, telling Liu Bang and I how I found out about Yu Ji, and then I said to Xiang Yu: "Brother Yu, you have to thank Bangzi for this matter, if he didn't see his sister-in-law, you wouldn't want to see her again in your life." ”

Xiang Yu looked at Liu Bang and said, "After this incident, you and I will write off our grievances." Liu Bang hurriedly stood up and said with a smile: "This is very good, very good." ”

I said: "Let me say, now Yu Ji's name is Zhang Bing, in order to facilitate us to use this name in the future, in the future, everyone must work together, and we must help Brother Yu get things done, let's first understand Zhang Bing's general situation, cousin, you know a little more, you will introduce it." ”

"Okay," Master Li stood up, with a book still in her armpit, like an OL in a planning department, she said: "Zhang Bing is now a junior student at University C, majoring in dance, according to my observation, the surname is 'half bright, half sad', she usually likes to read, and the people in the library are very familiar with her." ”

I hesitated and said, "I add, she ...... She grew up here...... "Then I immediately looked at Xiang Yu, he didn't react, frowning and listening carefully to what we said.

"Brother Yu, let me ask you a question...... If Zhang Bing only remembers that he is Zhang Bing, and there is no memory of Yu Ji at all, do you still love her? ”

Xiang Yu put his chin on his fist and said naturally: "Ah Yu is Ah Yu, whether she remembers me or not, even if she becomes a cup and a pair of chopsticks, I love her the same." ”

I tentatively said, "Have you ever thought about it, she grew up eating hamburgers, maybe she is really not your Yu Ji?" "If you want to go down, you have to take strong medicine, and you have to get a preventive shot in advance.

Xiang Yu buried his head and said, "Zhang Bing is Ah Yu, I know better than anyone else." ”

"Wait a minute," Qin Shi Huang suddenly said: "Crooked (that) is the silk (is) society (said), there is only one Yu Ji, if you touch the oil (no) and run into her, Xiang Yu can't find her at all when he drives away?" ”

Damn, he has figured out such a complicated issue.

I cleared my throat and said, "Then take this opportunity to explain to you today, this is not a fairy world at all, I am a human being and not a god like you, as for the age or something, I will not be able to tell you for a while, and I will explain it to you later." ”

Liu Bang looked at everyone and whispered, "Anyway, I already knew." ”

I pointed to Jing Ke's semiconductor and said, "Kezi, throw it away, there is no villain in it at all." ”

Jing Ke hugged the semiconductor in his arms and said, "I'll treat it as if it has." ”

As long as I don't wake up, the world doesn't exist - the realm of fools is really high.

I didn't seem to be disappointed when I saw them, I should have guessed my situation a long time ago, after all, except for the second fool, everyone here is definitely a person with enough brains.

I was suddenly a little moved-they already knew that I was an ordinary person, and they were willing to treat me as a friend, especially Qin Shi Huang, who could still bear Baozi calling him fat.

It's a bit awkward, shouldn't I have broken this layer of window paper?

Qin Shi Huang patted Jing Ke on the shoulder and said, "You don't kill hunger?" ”

Jing Ke suddenly put his hand into his pocket, and I was shocked and said, "Kezi, what are you going to do?" ”

I saw Jing Ke take out 200 yuan from this pocket and put it on the table, said, "This is my ......" and then pulled out the other pocket and said, "This is your ......"

We didn't know what he was going to do, but we saw Jing Ke fiddling with the 2 pieces of money on the table, and finally said, "I should have had 4 more, but you spent me 2." ”

Qin Shi Huang scratched his head embarrassedly: "I haven't touched the oil (no) when I'm hungry." ”

Jing Ke put a piece of money into his pocket here: "This is mine." He put the other one in his pocket: "It's yours - you owe me three now, so I won't kill you." ”

Liu Bang sat next to Qin Shi Huang, he wanted to speak and stopped, and finally he took out a dozen old man's heads from his bag and handed them to the fat man and said: "This is all my money, all for you, no need to pay it back." Qin Shi Huang smiled and said, "Thank you." Then put all the money into Jing Ke's pocket: "This silk (is) hungry." ”

Jing Ke said dissatisfiedly: "Why don't you pay me back?" ”

Win the fat man: "Hungry and not silk (is) hanging skin, if you pay back the money, you will kill the hungry." ”

I coughed and said, "Let's get down to business, cousin, do you have anything else to add?" ”

Master Li said: "Brother Xiang has led troops all his life, he should know the truth of 'knowing oneself and knowing that the other is invincible', if you want to get a woman's favor, you must first understand her hobbies-" She put the book in her armpit in front of Xiang Yu, "I found that the book she returned today is this, you can take a look first." ”

I looked at the book, and it was titled: The Complete Works of Baby Anne.

Xiang Yu picked it up and read suspiciously: "Nun Yubei King (Quan) Falcon? ”

I was sweating, but luckily the title of the book was from top to bottom, or I didn't know what to read, so I took the book away and said, "It's a bit too late to read this, so let's think of something else." ”

Qin Shi Huang asked: "Where is the crooked woman's house?" ”

Liu Bang said excitedly: "Yes, yes, yes, start with my father-in-law, get twice the result with half the effort, if I hadn't pleased Lao Lu back then, he wouldn't have married his daughter to me, and I wouldn't have been able to get up the mountain." ”

We all looked at Master Li, and she said crampedly: "I only talked to her for a few words, how can I know that I will go in such detail?" ”

I picked up a number from my phone and wrote it to her: "This is Wang Jing's phone, it is the little sister you newly recognized, these days you can harass her as long as you are free, talk to her about Li Bai first, and then set her words, it really doesn't work, I let Shi Qian follow Zhang Bing." ”

Master Li wrote down the phone number and said: "There is another very useful information, Zhang Bing is now a school flower-level figure, there are many people chasing her, from the dormitory to the library in a short way, there are 17 people to greet her." "This chick, with a careful heart, it seems that not only can not be ignored, but also has to be promoted, pickled up and pickled, there must be a girl first, this is also a kind of knowing oneself and knowing one's opponent.

I said solemnly: "Well, this is a problem, Zhang Bing has a nickname called 'Zhang Bancheng', which means that there are so many people chasing her in half a city. Xiang Yu was furious.

Jing Ke patted Xiang Yu's hand and said, "I can help you kill some." Xiang Yu glanced at him gratefully.

I Khan: "...... The people are not afraid of death, so why should they be afraid of death? Killing is not a way, those shrimp soldiers and crabs will not care, now the most powerful one is a basketball player and their student union president-cousin, these two people's information is also needed! ”

Master Li hurriedly wrote it down.

"If necessary, you have to sacrifice Hue to open up a second battlefield, and it would be best if they would be jealous of you. Of course, this is based on the fact that Brother Yu couldn't resist it. ”

Master Li glared at me angrily, I pretended not to see it, and said with my hands behind my back: "A certain historical sage said that picking up girls is nothing more than five words: 'Pan Xian Deng Little Donkey', Pan refers to Pan An's appearance, Brother Yu, you are actually very handsome; Idle means to have idle time, you have; Deng means to have money, brother, I will sponsor you; I am a little embarrassed when I am young, Brother Yu, you have unparalleled spirit in the world, will you play a clown for women?" ”

"Joker?"

"Well, it's your puppet who can talk, for example, if she asks you to learn how to call a dog, will you learn?"

Xiang Yu slapped the table, and shook the cup on the table and the book "Nuni Yubei Wang Falcon", we all thought that he would say, "Lao Tzu slapped it over", but Xiang Yu's face was flushed, and he didn't speak for a long time.

I hurriedly said: "You don't have to answer, in fact, your masculinity is also a kind of charm, I don't think Zhang Bing will like men who learn to bark dogs, otherwise she would have followed the president of the student union a long time ago." ”

Xiang Yu asked: "There is another one, what does 'donkey' mean?" ”

I laughed twice, wanting to uncover this article, but after laughing, I saw that all the male surnames were looking at me with blank eyes, waiting for me to say, I had to laugh twice: "This one is here except for my cousin, so I won't explain." ”

Master Li was so ashamed that she couldn't wait to find a crack in the ground to get into, although she had a special background, but after all, she was a person from the past, and she couldn't stand this, she suddenly gritted her teeth and said, "Which great sage said this?" ”

"Uh...... Kong ...... "When I saw her grim face, I knew that she was a supporter of Confucius, so I hurriedly changed my words" Meng ...... Grandchild...... Oops, what's the matter, anyway. ”

She smiled and said, "It was the mother-in-law who said it, right?" "I didn't think she really knew Wang Po.

I put the ashtray up and slapped it on the table, not only the sound was louder than Xiang Yu's, but also the smoke screen effect, I said loudly: "Now, the situation of the enemy and us is clear, and now we have entered the strategic deployment stage, before that, we have to give our operation a code name, I suggest it is called 'Pickle Girl Operation'." ”

Master Li pouted: "It's really ugly! When she was done, she sighed repeatedly, "What a terrible sound!" ”

Jing Ke: "Decapitation operation!" Qin Shi Huang hurriedly waved his hand: "Bao Chaoshe (don't talk nonsense)!" ”

"That cousin has a good name for us."

Master Li said: "Anyway, it can't be called a pickle girl action, what Brother Xiang is pursuing is the love that has passed, so let's call it reminiscence." ”

I said, "Brother Yu, do you want your sister-in-law to remember you?" ”

Xiang Yu said: "Of course. ”

"Then you can't just reminisce and make a sweet spot."

Master Li: "Through your black hair my hand?" ”

“…… This is the first form of eighteen touches, right? ”

At this time, the floor sounded, and as soon as I heard someone come in, I knew it was Baozi, and she had the key.

Sure enough, Baozi went upstairs, eating a mung bean popsicle and carrying a plastic bag in her hand, she glanced at us, changed her shoes and said, "What are you doing in the house with the door locked in the middle of the day?" ”

We were seriously discussing the code name of this operation, and when we saw her back, no one greeted her, and everyone looked at her without speaking.

Baozi kicked a leather shoe on the shoe rack, and his toes slid into the slipper, and then he looked at us again and realized that something was wrong, and said loudly, "Hey, what are you doing?" ”

As soon as the bun was powerful, Qin Shihuang, Jing Ke, and Liu Bang said in unison: "Pickle girl-"

"Hey?" When Baozi heard this, he hurriedly threw the other shoe directly away, and ran over happily on the slippers: "Who is who?" ”

"Big man." I told her.

Baozi spread the plastic bag on the table: "One person takes one, and the rest is quickly put in the refrigerator." She picked up Master Li's small notebook, glanced at it and said, "What are you writing here?" ”

Each of us picked a popsicle to eat, and Liu Bang said, "I also eat mung beans." Qin Shi Huang took one for Xiang Yu and said, "Give you a drop with cream." ”

There was a clattering popsicle in the room, and Baozi looked left and right expectantly, and asked us inexplicably: "What kind of girl are you soaking, do you have a photo?" ”

I said, "No pictures, students from C University, dancing." ”

Baozi asked Xiang Yu: "How do you 'put' it, is it beautiful?" ”

I pressed her on the stool and said, "Don't ask, you just need to know that the big man can't live without her, help come up with ideas, and don't say anything useless." ”

Except for her, the rest of us were eating popsicles in silence, looking preoccupied, and Baozi also realized the seriousness of the situation, she moved the bench forward: "How old is that girl, and where is home?" ”

Master Li gave her a make-up lesson: "A junior student, whose home is local is called Zhang Bing. ”

"I'll do the math, a junior student, that is, twenty-two or three years old, as soon as you graduate, you should find a partner, big man, you have a door, do you know what parents do?"

Master Li shook his head: "We were about to investigate." ”

"Well, you have to hurry, girls of this age are generally watched by the family, as long as the parents agree, it will become more than half."

Liu Banglima said: "Look, it's the same as I thought, right? ”

I glared at him vigorously, and even though the black widow was still a thief in the buns, I said to Master Li: "Put the work of investigating Zhang Bing's background to the forefront." "Master Li's notes.

Baozi asked Xiang Yu: "How old are you?" ”

"30, what?"

Baozi smacked his lips and said, "If you want to say that Bensan's men are reliable, but the girls who are still in school must still yearn for romantic love, they generally don't like to be much older than themselves." I saw Liu Bang leaning into Qin Shi Huang's ear and saying, "When I was 40 years old, I also took a 14-year-old concubine." Qin Shi Huang whispered, "I still have two 13." ”

Baozi said: "Then again, why do you love her so much? Love at first sight? Don't tell me that she looks like your former girlfriend, I don't listen to this kind of nonsense. ”

We all stared at her with murderous eyes, didn't speak, bit popsicles: click, click.

Baozi continued to say with a big grin: "Also, shave your beard, listen to Jay Chou more, learn some Internet terms, it's okay to be older, don't let people think that there is a generation gap with you." ”

We look at her, bite the popsicle: click, click.

Baozi: "Also, you hurry up and find a job, what do you say when the little girl's parents ask you what you do?" Don't you know how to drive, you can earn a lot of money by driving for people for a month, you look at Xiao Wang next door, delivering goods to the supermarket......"

We: click, click.

After eating the popsicle, Baozi threw the wooden stick "piu" in the ashtray and said, "I'll go cook." ”

After she left, I think Baozi's words make sense, at least Xiang Yu should dress up, and now he can't see his beard.

I lowered my voice and said, "Now the pickle girl action team has started to assign tasks......"

Master Li frowned and said, "Who agreed to call the pickle girl action?" ”

I said solemnly: "Comrade Master Li! At this critical juncture, please don't dwell on me over such subsections. ”

"Cut." Master Li stopped talking.

I gave her a smile and said, "Cousin, this first task requires you to go out in person, investigate all of Zhang Bing's background, and it is best to get in touch with her directly to deceive her trust." ”

Liu Bang nodded and said: "The army has not been done, the intelligence is clear first, and Han Xin did the same." ”

"Bangzi, you want to help us do some peripheral things, what kind of car is your Fengfeng driving?"

"I don't know, she said it's not a good car."

"What does the logo look like?"

"I'll draw it for you." Liu Bang took Master Li's pen and paper and drew two vertical bars, one horizontal in the middle, which is an "h", and I said, "Oblique or positive?" ”

“…… It seems to be oblique and it seems to be positive. ”

Nonsense, it's either Honda or Hyundai anyway, and it's okay.

I said to him, "Can I borrow it for two days?" ”

Liu Bang said embarrassedly: "You also know that I haven't known her for a long time, and I don't know her very well. ”

"Fart! Moving boxes together if you don't know each other? ”

Although Xiang Yu didn't know what I wanted to do with the car, he knew that I was always useful, so he said to Liu Bang: "I owe you a personal favor." ”

Liu Bang sighed and said, "Okay, let me go, who makes me owe you." ”

I patted Qin Shi Huang on the shoulder: "Brother Win, will the digital camera be used?" "Jin Shaoyan sent it.

"Morning."

"Tomorrow, you follow the teacher to Zhang Bing and their downstairs guard, take a few photos and come back, and by the way, take a few photos of the overall layout of their school, Kezi - you stay with Brother Ying to help him buy food."

I made arrangements and walked around the same place twice with great satisfaction, and suddenly they asked me together, "Then what are you doing?" ”

"After eating, I'll lead Brother Yu to buy clothes." Cut, I already knew that they were going to ask this sentence, since they lived with me, you look at their emperors one by one, there is no emperor, heroes are not like heroes, they always take the heart of a villain to spend the belly of a villain, this is really close to Zhu is red and close to ink is black! Well, it should be said that there are no weak soldiers under strong generals.

I saw that they were speechless, and said proudly: "Comrades, this time we are short of time and the task is urgent, we must work together as one, but don't be like a few female comrades, some trivial things are too much." I put my foot on the chair again, and said in the tone of a landlord bully, "Otherwise, don't blame me, the team leader, for criticizing you." ”

Master Li shouted with a smile: "Cousin-in-law, my cousin bullied me." ”

Baozi came out of the kitchen peeling the green onions, and when she saw me standing on the stool proudly, she pointed to the table with the green onions and said, "You climb higher, climb higher." ”

My nose came down without a nose, and Master Li continued: "My cousin has to be the leader of the pickle girl group, and he said that today I will repay the society, and tomorrow the society will repay me, I don't know what it means." ”

"I didn't say that, everyone testify!"

Everyone has nothing to do with themselves, eat popsicles: click, click, grandma's even Xiang Yu doesn't help me, the popsicle is obviously finished eating and biting the stick: click, click. Baozi looked at me with a smile......

Fortunately, I reacted quickly and took the lead in applauding enthusiastically: "Welcome our team leader Baozi to say a few words to all of us." ”

The buns are popular, and everyone applauds.

Baozi said while peeling the green onions: "If the big man really likes people and little girls, I have no opinion on your help to come up with ideas, but don't be bad-hearted, especially if you are a strong man, you have to refer to it selectively, report without choice, my cousin will be the deputy leader in the future, help me supervise them, okay, I'll cook." ”

Everyone applauded warmly. I made a vicious expression at Master Li, she was about to shout, and I hurriedly begged for mercy.

After laughing, Xiang Yu was not so nervous, I motioned for them to turn their heads over, and said, "After eating, except for Brother Ying, who will prepare first today, everyone else can act." ”

(To be continued)