During the meal, Baozi greeted Qin Shi Huang: "Fatty, the snail should be picked and eaten with a toothpick, don't put it in your mouth and chew." ”

I hurriedly said, "I will call Brother Ying in the future." ”

Qin Shi Huang smiled: "Mo Si Mo Si (It's okay, it's okay)." Then he picked it up with a toothpick and ate it, saying, "The bun wants silk (yes) to go to the hungry bowl (mine), and make an exception to seal you as King Zheng." ”

I said: "I am already the king of Qi and the king of Wei now, and we are half of the country with buns, are you not afraid that we will join forces to rebel against you?" ”

Qin Shi Huang suddenly said: "Yes, ask if you are hungry, what is the last thing about the hungry Great Qin?" ”

Liu Bang was suddenly very nervous, and I was speechless. Baozi knocked the peanut plate with chopsticks: "Eat and eat, and talk about your game later." ”

After eating, we acted according to the plan, Xiang Yu and I came out, and he said while driving the door: "Let's go directly to Futai Road?" ”

"Let's ...... Let's go there first. "I originally wanted to lead him directly to "Zhongda International", and I didn't want to save money when I went to Futai Road, but I suddenly thought that if I wanted to dress Xiang Yu up as a 20-year-old young man, I had to use a lot of props, and these messy things are only available in Futai Road, you can't expect a socks to sell more than 300 clothes bought in a place to wear a youthful feeling.

We parked the car at the intersection of Futai Road, and I led him to a sportswear monopoly store first, and as soon as I entered the door, I picked up a bun and threw it in Xiang Yu's arms: "Put it on." ”

The boss didn't ask about the price, knowing that it was a big customer, so he hurriedly ran out from behind the counter, and asked me with a smile: "What do you need, even if it squeaks, I will look for it inside." ”

I pointed at Xiang Yu with a cigarette in my mouth and said to him: "You just need to dress up my friend ten years younger, the price is easy to say, according to my idea, I want to dress him up as a rapper." ”

The boss held his chin and looked at Xiang Yu, patted his head and said, "It's definitely suitable for rap style." ”

I spat out my cigarette: "Then you look at it, is there such a big size as him?" ”

The boss went into the counter and said, "Lucky for you, I just arrived in a batch of American goods, and the are definitely big enough." ”

I laughed: "Don't talk nonsense, you're not a surname supply store." ”

The boss sneered and offered an oversized T-shirt with an 18th-century European general emblazoned: "Napoleon, is it okay?" ”

Xiang Yu asked, "Who is Napoleon?" ”

"The French version of you." I said to my boss, "It's unlucky to change it." ”

The boss proposed another one to sway at me, making me angry and saying, "Let you change to an auspicious one, you can see for yourself!" ”

The boss saw that it was Saddam, and he was embarrassed to put it away, this time he picked it out first, and put forward a picture with a [***] head, and said, "Is this one okay?" ”

"I said, do you have anything that is not politically sensitive, Fan Wei's?"

"This ...... You can make it to order. ”

I pulled him apart and flipped it myself, and finally picked out a milky white one with a bat on its back, and threw it to Xiang Yu: "Put it on." ”

"Pants, what do you see fitting?" I asked the boss.

The boss took out a curtain and said: "This is the best I have treasured for a long time, my wife made it herself, and I plan to dedicate it to Yao Ming, since you need it, I will give it to you first." ”

"What are you doing with the curtains for me with your pants?"

The boss shook the curtain open, and I realized that it was actually a pair of bloomers, and he was holding the waist of the pants parallel to his head, and the legs of the trousers were hanging to the ground.

I excitedly grabbed it and compared it on Xiang Yu's waist, it was just right, I said, "Just put it on like this, you don't need to change it." ”

Xiang Yu changed his pants, and I continued to touch around, because his feet were too big to buy, so he only had one pair of sneakers to wear when he went out, and he usually wore a towboard at home, and the boss quickly understood what I meant, he said: "The shoes are really not a good match." I saw a pair of small sailboat-like shoes in his cupboard, which was an advertising idea for a certain sneaker, and there was a flying carpet under the sailboat, which meant "the feeling of flying", and I said, "Give it to me." ”

The boss said with a bitter face: "It's okay to give it to you, you have to buy it with the flying carpet." ”

Wait for Xiang Yu to dress up and look at it, wearing a headscarf, a white bat shirt, a pair of white-brushed and smooth curtain bloomers, and medieval Arabian sailing shoes. But how awkward it looks, why doesn't it look like a rapper at all, the effect I want is to be like Wang Jing's youthful vitality, but why does Xiang Yu look so much like a railway guerrilla when he dresses up like this?

I stood side by side with my boss and asked him, "Do you feel awkward?" ”

The boss can actually say without a clear conscience: "Awkward! ”

I said, "It seems that there is still something missing." ”

The boss slapped his face: "Chain, lack of chain, how can a rapper not wear a chain?" ”

I immediately woke up: "That's it, do you have this?" ”

"On the other side, it's all messy little things."

I paid and took Xiang Yu to the opposite side, there were a lot of people here, all of them were young hip-hop people, picking and turning through the necklaces and rings in the cardboard box or something, I said to the female boss: "Is there a chain, the kind that is carried around the neck." ”

The female boss pointed to me a wall, I saw that it was all over, and casually carried a few on Xiang Yu's neck, but his burly body was not very coordinated with those small chains, I searched around, and saw a thick gold chain piled up in the corner of the counter, picked it up and hung it for Xiang Yu, it really looked much better, I asked the female boss: "How much is this?" ”

The female boss had a difficult face, and she didn't speak for a long time.

I said, "Don't be embarrassed, money is not an issue." ”

The female boss said: "It's nothing if you don't have money, what kind of dog do I take if you buy it?" "Damn, it turned out to be a dog chain. As soon as Xiang Yu heard this, he was about to pull down, so I hurriedly grabbed him and said, "Brother Yu, for the sake of your sister-in-law, you should be wronged." He didn't move.

I looked at Xiang Yu again, with this dog chain, it really means a bit of a rapper, but it still looks a little plain, I took two boxes, and put all the bits and pieces that can be worn for Xiang Yu to wear, ten stone rings, two bracelets, and then turned out an oversized ring and stuck it on Xiang Yu's ear, the female boss said depressedly: "You are specifically making life inconvenient for me - that is the door handle of my cabinet." ”

In the end, I picked one of the biggest earrings as a nose ring for Xiang Yu to stick on his nose, and took a step back to see, Xiang Yu was wearing bloomers, carrying copper-plated chains, and doorknobs on his ears, living out the illegitimate son of an oil king in the Arab world.

I said, "Let's leave it at that, after all, my sister-in-law is now learning dance, maybe this is in line with her aesthetics - the boss checkout." ”

We finished our errands and walked back, just arrived at the intersection of Futai Road, a drunk man carried a wine bottle to the opposite side, stumbled under his feet, the wine bottle broke off his hand, and then he looked up and saw Xiang Yu, knelt down, and said with tears in his eyes: "You are Aladdin's magic lamp, why are you sealed in the wine bottle?" ”

I was greatly stimulated, and pulled Xiang Yu away, and the drunk shouted from behind: "Hey, you haven't met my three requirements—"

Back in the car, I sighed and said, "Brother Yu, it seems that the rapper is not suitable for you, so throw away all the garbage." ”

Xiang Yu picked the bits and pieces on his head and said, "Where are we going?" ”

"I'll drive, let's find a hair salon to clean up for you."

I only found out now that it is no less difficult to dress Xiang Yu as a 20-year-old offspring than to convert Geely into a BMW, the appearance is not difficult, the difficulty is to let Geely run 300 miles, Xiang Yu's heavy temperament can't be hidden at all, and he has no intention of hiding it.

I drove aimlessly, passing through a dark street, the ladies in the shampoo room on both sides scratched our heads behind the ambiguously lit glass doors, and some Leng Ding lifted the miniskirt on the navel, revealing all kinds of tents, Xiang Yu still knew the word "hairdressing", and asked me: "Why don't we play here?" ”

"Mess with it?" I looked at him with a smile, Xiang Yu glanced at the young ladies, and immediately understood what this was, and he said, "Let's go." ”

I said: "Brother Yu, there is a saying called the true character of a hero, a hero, it should be colored, in fact, it's nothing to 'mess with'." ”

Xiang Yu glanced at me and said, "Is that how you understand?" ”

"Don't be so serious, how can you pick up a girl with an old face?"

At this time, I finally found a row of bright and open places of serious beauty center, I was not confused by the "hair design room" and "image design studio" these brands, put the car on the semi-linkage and slowly searched, and then stopped at the door of a certain hair art in a loud family, Xiang Yu asked: "Why pick this family more, isn't it good to go to the side?" ”

"You don't understand this, you have to find a place for people to get together when you cut your hair."

After we entered, the front desk lady dressed like a little nurse said politely, "Hello sir, hairdresser No. 8 is serving you." ”

The No. 8 hairdresser is a bit rugged and beautiful, she took Xiang Yu to the chair lift, Xiang Yu sat on it, and the chair lift rod was pressed and tripped, and the chair could only be used as a bench in the future.

I sat in the middle of a group of women waiting, they were burrowed under the octopus-like machine and wrapped their heads to make ion perms, each with a beauty magazine, and I had to observe the rough beauty in my boredom, but the moment she bent over, I saw that it was not a rough beauty, it was a delicate man. I'm more satisfied, generally such hairdressers are good.

I told the No. 8 pseudo-man to be a little more energetic, he really didn't disappoint me, a pair of scissors played like a flyover, Xiang Yu's half-length hair in his hand will be combed up like a major in the arcade Kombat, and it will collapse like Hu Hansan for a while, and after the stereotype, Xiang Yu has swept away the depression, and the pseudo-man asked: "Is your beard shaved off or trimmed?" ”

I asked, "What do you see?" ”

The pseudo-man said softly: "Man, you look good with a beard." As he spoke, he touched his smooth chin.

“…… Then trim it. ”

I noticed that in the process of trimming Xiang Yu's beard, goosebumps appeared on his neck like autumn wheat waves.

In the end, the checkout cost 240 yuan, 40 yuan to cut the hair, 200 yuan to pay for the chair, I threw 250 yuan on the counter, saying that I didn't need to look for it.

Looking at Xiang Yu again, he is indeed a lot more energetic, his eyebrows like watermelon knives have been carefully trimmed, his thick black hair is pointing to the sky, and his messy beard has also been repaired into a mature and stable mustache, with his excited and somewhat melancholy eyes, like a strange man who has gone through vicissitudes.

It's amazing to be a duck go! I thought a little jealously.

"Where are we going now?"

"CUHK International."

In the car, Xiang Yu pulled his hair vigorously and said, "What are they doing with me?" ”

When we arrived at the place, we encountered the same embarrassment as the last time in Caesar, in the luxurious parking lot of Zhongda International, our car could not even reach the wheel of a car, or even a piece of clothing of people coming in and out.

Fortunately, my wallet was bulging, and I decided to pack Xiang Yu at any cost. When we entered, we found that the first floor of the house was for perfumes, and the designer perfumes that were sold by ounce were lying quietly on the counter, and the more expensive ones were set in the center of the hall in the shape of a crystal coffin, and were lit by a warm-colored lamp, which was very aphrodisiac just by looking at it, and it is conceivable that even a male skunk would fall in love with her without hesitation when they were smeared on a woman's veins and slowly evaporated.

It's actually my first time here, and I've mentioned the 300 dollar socks many times, because I could only afford socks here.

The second floor is a suit monopoly, I saw the familiar Shanshan, Romong, SAINT ANGELO and the legendary Zegna, boss, there are many I don't know, but there should be no general people here, these clothes are like life, high up and cold eyes, although it is impossible for a man not to have a suit in his life, but most men can't afford to buy a suit here, I couldn't afford it before.

The shopping guide asked me, "Does your husband have your favorite brand?" ”

I said, "No matter what brand it is, I want it to wear on this friend of mine and you want to marry him as soon as you see it." ”

The shopping guide smiled like a flower, she glanced at Xiang Yu, and suddenly said a little worriedly: "I'm afraid it will be difficult for us to have clothes suitable for this gentleman's number here." ”

"What do you mean?"

Miss picked up a piece of red beans and compared it on Xiang Yu, it was almost the same as wearing Xiang Yu, and Miss picked up another piece of Chinese and said, "This is probably the biggest one." "I glanced at the code on the collar, a row of XL, Xiang Yu put it on as if he was wearing a wetsuit, this suit was one size bigger after he held it up.

The shopping guide was embarrassed and said: "We have received it before with a height like you, and this one is just right, maybe your shoulders are too wide." ”

I said dissatisfiedly, "What do you mean by this, that a man with a big heart is not allowed to get rich?" ”

The shopping guide put away the clothes and waved her hand and said: "I'm sorry, we can't do anything, I will send you an extra suggestion, the clothing store opposite the stadium may have a suitable one for your friend, even if it is not available for the time being, it can be customized." ”

As soon as I heard this, I immediately pulled Xiang Yu and left, because I immediately thought that I could not only buy clothes at the stadium, but also take a look at Zhang Shun and them by the way.

I asked Xiang Yu to drive and called Ni Siyu myself. Ni Siyu said that she was going to train with Zhang Shun and them, I looked at my watch, it was 8:50, she told me that she would go directly to the gymnasium to find the swimming team, and she would say hello to the doorman.

Then we entered the stadium unimpeded, and as soon as the doorman heard that we were looking for a swimming team, he immediately let him go, and Xiang Yu asked while running with me: "Where are you going?" ”

"I'll take you to see a little beauty, who doesn't wear clothes."

Xiang Yu hesitated for a moment, knowing that I was talking like a fart, so he ran again.

I followed the doorman's instructions to find the swimming pool, and when I pushed the door, I saw Ni Siyu's hands tied behind her back, but with a smile on her face, she was still wearing her black swimsuit—the Ruan brothers may have gotten used to it. She was standing by the pool, and was talking to Zhang Shun affectionately, she should be coquettish with her master, Zhang Shun first gave her a small slap on the back of the head, and then pushed her into the water.

This is probably a little game between their master and apprentice.

However, Xiang Yu, who came in later, only saw Zhang Shun pushing a girl with her hands tied behind her back into the water, and he shouted angrily: "Stop!" Rushed over, but Ni Siyu had already gotten into the water and disappeared.

Xiang Yu pointed at Zhang Shun and scolded: "The thief dares!" Pu Fan slapped Zhang Shun with his big hand.

Zhang Shun stepped back and dodged, and also scolded: "Which birdman are you?" ”

Ruan Xiaoer beside Zhang Shun has already stepped up, Xiang Yu dodged a punch from him, and his elbow swept on his shoulder, Ruan Xiaoer "ouch", staggered and fell out, Zhang Shun stabbed Xiang Yu with a punch in the face, and made a sweeping leg with his lower body, Xiang Yu grabbed his fist and let him sweep his lower plate, but he didn't move, but Zhang Shun jumped his feet and shouted in pain, Xiang Yu carried him up obliquely, and shouted: "I split you!" ”

I yelled, "Don't be a friend!" ”

Xiang Yu heard that Zhang Shun was pushed into the water with a shake of his shoulder, Ruan Xiaowu kicked it up regardless of the thirty-seven twenty-one flying feet, Xiang Yu laughed, pinched his foot, and was about to fall to the ground when he opened it, I shouted again: "Brother Yu, be merciful." ”

Xiang Yu threw Ruan Xiaowu into the water at this time, and then squatted down to find Ni Siyu with concern, ignoring Ruan Xiaoer who was eyeing him on the side.

They fought in the blink of an eye, and I only then ran over to grab Ruan Xiaoer, who was about to come forward, Zhang Shun floated in the water and said, "Big man, there is a kind of you coming down." Xiang Yu didn't care what he shouted, he looked at the pool for a while, then stood up and sighed and said, "That girl is only afraid that she will be unlucky." He glared at Ruan Xiaoer angrily and said, "Why did you hurt her?" ”

Ruan Xiaoer did not show weakness either, and scolded: "It's about your birds!" Xiang Yu took a few steps forward and was about to start, when Ni Siyu came out of the water and giggled, the rope in her hand had been untied, and she said curiously: "Master, why did you come down too?" Then he saw me and smiled like a silver bell: "Xiaoqiang." ”

I scolded: "The dead girl is not big or small, come up." ”

Xiang Yu was stunned: "She's not dead?" ”

I shouted at the people in the water, "It's a misunderstanding, let's all come up." ”

……

5 minutes later, the swimming pool was full of hearty laughter, and the misunderstanding was solved, Zhang Shun heard that Xiang Yu thought Ni Siyu was dead, and gave her a brain crash, and said with a smile: "It's not easy to drown this girl now." ”

Ruan Xiaowu admired Xiang Yu's fists and feet, hugged his fists and asked, "Haven't you asked the famous man yet?" ”

Xiang Yu smiled: "It's easy to say, Xiang Yu." ”

The three heroes glanced at each other, and Qi said, "The overlord of Western Chu? ”

Xiang Yu: "Exactly." ”

I hurriedly pushed Ni Siyu away and said, "You go and change your clothes, we'll have something to do in a while." ”

Zhang Shun said discoloredly: "No wonder it's so good, it turned out to be Brother Xiang." ”

Ruan Xiaoer grabbed the wine jar next to him and took a big sip and said, "Happy, Lao Tzu actually had a fight with the Overlord of Chu today." ”

Ruan Xiaowu grabbed the drink: "Although I lost." ”

Zhang Shun took a sip and said, "But I didn't lose Liang Shan's face." ”

It's really good to find a field, and it's not shameful for one of the three beaters to be thrown everywhere.

Xiang Yu took the wine jar, drank it all up, wiped his mouth, everyone waited for him to say something, he said, "Go, accompany me to buy a suit." ”

(To be continued)