Li bai! I asked Zhu Gui for a towel to wipe the sweat of the future, although I am very white, but I also know that Li Bai is strong, shaking the ancient and modern, a certain lyricist said, after Li Bai, there will be no poets......

The old man's poems are really well written, like "goose goose goose, white hair floating green water...... Uh, this is written by Luo Bingwang, that is, "sweat drops under the soil", oh, it was written by Li Shen.

Anyway, it's well written.

After wiping my sweat, I handed the towel to Li Bai and asked carefully, "Where did you come from?" ”

Li Bai wiped the water on his head and said in a daze: "This ...... Where? Only then did he find himself in a place where the demons were dancing, the laser lights were shining with ten thousand golden lights, and the men and women on the dance floor were venting their remaining physical strength, looking like convulsions, their expressions were hideous, and mixed Diqu was shouting in all directions: "Trouble, trouble, trouble, trouble—lonely, lonely, lonely......"

Li Bai sobered up a little and said with relief: "It's finally hell." ”

I said depressedly: "I should say that you have come out, do you remember the last time you were in the world, when and where?" ”

“…… Xuancheng, I remember that when I was drinking, the two of them came to lock me with chains, and I thought it was Li Lan (anti-king, Li Bai had entered his shogunate) again, but they said I was dead - isn't this going to hell? ”

I was speechless for a long time, it seems that this gave Li Bai's first impression was very bad, I was about to explain, Li Bai suddenly saw Du Xing who had just stepped on the stage, and pointed and said, "Sigh!" There are such ugly things in the ghosts. ”

……

After he got used to the environment for a while, I asked aloud, "Do you remember if you signed a single document after those two people brought you to the place?" ”

“…… I vaguely signed it, what kind of fairy world what year, I thought that here are people for swords, I am for fish and meat, and I want to sign sticky notes. After wiping the water, Li Bai began to speak like a normal person.

I happily said, "That's right, this is not hell but the fairy world, you can stay here for a year!" "I'm not trying to deceive him, I can't explain it to him anyway, it's better to let him think that he has attained bliss, who wants to stay in hell?

Li Bai shook his hand and said, "You don't blame me." ”

I pulled the Chinese Department flower and pointed to her white jade waist and said, "Is there such a beautiful mm in hell?" ”

Li Bai glanced at the tie flowers, shook his head and said, "Clever smile, beautiful eyes." ”

I saw that the flower blushed and asked her, "What did he say, playing hooligan with you?" ”

Tiehua glared at me, sat next to Li Bai and said, "Listening to what you just said, you seem to support Li Bai's statement that he was drunk to death in Xuancheng, why don't you agree with the latter two?" ”

Li Bai was stunned: "What are the last two?" ”

"It's hard for you to like Li Bai so much but you don't even know the three legends of his immortal death, the latter two are that he died of illness and should be painted, and the other is that he watched the moon in the water after he was drunk, and he rushed to fish-" Tie Hua's face flushed: "I like the last statement, it's so romantic." ”

Li Bai glanced at her and said, "I'm not a monkey." ”

It turns out that there was a story of a monkey fishing for the moon in the Tang Dynasty?

Tiehua said angrily: "You can't be serious, I don't allow you to mock my idol." ”

I was busy tying flowers and whispered: "I guess it's like drinking too much, I have a buddy who says he's a koala when he drinks too much, and he stays on a hanger all night." ”

Tiehua suddenly, moved to Li Bai's side, and said with a smile: "Li Bai, let me ask you, which of your works are you most satisfied with - don't say the next one!" ”

Li Bai smacked his lips and said, "Do you have any wine, I haven't drunk for half an hour, have I?" ”

Tiehua said, "If you tell me, I'll invite you to drink." "There's a lively look, hey, I'm busy with Zhu Gui, who is drinking for Li Bai, don't come over first. I'm not worried at all that I can see through the flowers, because this chick looks normal.

Li Bai began to put the bottom of the stack of bowls together, and said with an indifferent smile: "Even the current emperor can't blackmail me." ”

I said, "Today's emperor is no longer Li Longji......

Tie Hua said with a smile: "It's my fault, you 'can break your eyebrows and bend your waist to make me unhappy', naturally you won't talk to me for a bowl of wine." She motioned for the waiter to serve the wine, and I pointed to the stack of bowls and said, "It's all yours." ”

I don't care about the money, I'm here to fulfill the little girl, how happy it is to invite my idol to drink, Aunt Mei, Guorong, when will you come to me?

After the wine was served, Li Bai still moved the bottom of the bowl, and Tiehua pushed the wine he had just served to Li Bai, and said with a smile: "Great poet, why don't you drink it?" ”

I reminded her, "Don't you think you're not sincere enough? Although Li Bai has had a troubled career in his life, he has a huge number of fans, and his spirit is still very high.

Tiehua stopped laughing, held the wine bowl and saluted, and said, "This uncle, whether you are Li Bai or not, I want to talk to you, is it okay?" ”

Li Bai took a sip of wine and said, "What did you ask me just now?" ”

"Which of Li Bai's poems do you like the most?"

"What do you think I wrote myself?"

"......" is speechless.

"Guess what?"

Tiehua said helplessly: "I guess you like "Will Enter Wine" the most, didn't you still read it just now?" ”

"Well, this one I wrote very smoothly when I didn't have a draft, but I didn't like it best."

"That is "Shu Dao Difficulty", our Professor Zhang said that this poem is basically a summary and sigh of your life."

"He's right, is it Hanlin? But this one isn't my favorite. ”

“…… That's "Song of the Eight Immortals in Drinking", the Son of Heaven can't get on the boat, claiming to be a fairy in the wine, anyway, there is a boy in our class who likes this sentence the most, once he drank in the dormitory and didn't go to class, our counselor went to call him and he said so. ”

Li Bai said: "Don't mention this sentence, it's bad luck with it," he took a big sip of wine and said, "Although I want to re-elect, I will still say that, but not this one." ”

The little girl's eyes were straight, and she suddenly said, "There is a poem you wrote called "Midnight Wu Song", what is the first sentence ......?"

Li Bai muttered: "Wu Ge in the middle of the night, I said this in the first sentence: Chang'an is a month, and thousands of households pound clothes. ”

Tiehua immediately said: "There is another song, called Gufeng ......"

Li Bai drank the wine dry, and said with a wry smile: "This song is long, you can't remember any sentence?" ”

Tiehua said: "I can't remember a word, can you recite it again?" ”

Li Bai said casually: "Daya has not been done for a long time, and I am declining who is Chen." Wang Feng is a vine grass, and the Warring States is full of thorns and hazelnuts...... What's next in the sentence? ”

"Dragons and tigers eat each other, and soldiers arrest crazy Qin."

"Yes, yes, bring me another bowl of wine, I'll sort out my thoughts, and I'll do it again for you."

When the wine came up, Li Bai took two sips in a row, and continued: "The sound is so faint, complaining and scratching people......"

When he finished reading the last sentence, I was about to fall asleep, and I only heard Li Bai say: "This is too long, and there are a few words in the middle that may be different from the original, but the effect doesn't seem to be bad." ”

Tiehua said with admiration on her face: "Wow, it's not easy, it took me several days to memorize this song." ”

Only then did Li Bai react and said, "Will you recite it and let me do it again?" You still don't believe that I'm Li Bai? ”

Tiehua smiled and said: "I'll just treat you as you, tell me, which one do you like the most?" ”

Li Bai lowered his voice and said, "Liang Yuanyin." ”

"Huh? I floated the Yellow River to Beijing, and I wanted to enter the Bolian Mountain? ”

Li Bai nodded.

"That's a very ordinary song, why?"

Li Bai stroked his sparse white hair: "Do you know that there is an allusion to this song?" ”

Liang Yuanyin...... It's a thousand dollars to buy the wall, right? Mrs. Zong fell in love with Li Bai because of this poem and married him. ”

Li Bai said a little embarrassed: "In my life, oh, in my previous life, I have done countless poems, and only this one has brought me tangible benefits." Speaking of this, he laughed a few times.

Tiehua couldn't help asking, "Is Mrs. Zong beautiful?" ”

Li Bai shook his head slightly and said, "You must know that a woman can't be measured by her appearance alone, she can only be said to be very generous, very generous." ”

Tiehua concluded: "She's not pretty, but she's beautiful? ”

Li Bai was stunned for a moment, drank a bowl of wine, and said, "Xiaoyou also writes poems?" ”

Tiehua blushed: "It's written to play." ”

Li Bai said regretfully: "It's a pity that you are a daughter, otherwise you will be able to seek fame." ”

I finally had a chance to interject: "People have a meritorious reputation, undergraduate, and what is your daughter afraid of, you can choose your own surname." ”

"Read the poems you wrote." Li Bai said to Tiehua.

At this time, her teammates called her to dance, and I told her, "Read your book well, what are you doing with these crazy boys." ”

The flower said dissatisfiedly: "We also need to relax, who said they are crazy boys, they are all scholarship winners." ”

I said, "No wonder the dance is so stupid." ”

Tiehua glared at me, and then said to Li Bai: "Do you really want to listen?" Li Bai nodded. Then you are not allowed to laugh at me-" Tiehua sorted out her expression and recited affectionately: "Memory-the last pain, the last wound, and finally after the last, I had to recite it silently for the last time, and finally, the memory was opened for the last time, just remembering the first time, forgetting quickly, and ...... quickly"

Li Bai sipped his wine, and when he saw that she hadn't moved for a long time, he said, "Read it." ”

Tiehua was stunned and said, "I'm done." ”

Then the two of them look at me and I look at you, they are very embarrassed, Li Bai said apologetically: "I thought you were going to read me a poem."

Tiehua said, "What I read is poetry......"

The two were again in awkwardness.

In order to ease the atmosphere, Tiehua said: "Li Bai, let me ask you one last question, which one of all the poems do you like the most?" ”

I saw the bowls in front of Li Bai stacked on top of each other, and I didn't know how he practiced the amount of wine, so I couldn't help but sigh: "As long as the work is deep, the iron pestle will be sharpened into a needle." ”

Li Bai said: "Yes, that's it." ”

……

Tiehua stood up and said, "Li Bai, you are very interesting, when will I see you again?" I asked her in a low voice, "You don't really believe that he is Li Bai, do you?" ”

Tiehua replied in a low voice: "I almost believed it." Then she said to Li Bai, "Maybe you don't drink next time, let's talk about Kawabata Yasuki and Haizi?" ”

Li Bai asked me, "Who?" ”

I said, "Kaiko is a son who lives by the sea, and Kawabata is not familiar with her, and I only know Ai Iijima and Muto Ran. ”

This time, the flower asked me, "Who are these two, poet?" ”

I pushed her as I walked and said, "Yes, the silver poet." ”

After sending the tie flowers to the stage, I came back and sat down, a little at a loss and said, "Li ...... Uncle...... Uncle ......"

Li Bai waved his hand and said, "Just call Brother Taibai, that's what Brother Du Fu called." ”

Wow, it's the same as the treatment of the poet.

Li Bai asked me, "What do you call you?" ”

"My name is Xiao Qiang, you can call me Xiaoqiang or Qiangzi."

"Oh, Xiaoqiang is your word?"

I said in my heart that there is no word Xiaoqiang, but I immediately thought that since I received all ancient customers, it was indeed a little inconvenient to have no words, and Wei Tiezhu was still a word for Xiangde.

But what's the right thing to call it? Li Bai's character is too white - Xiao Qiang's character...... Very strong? If you need another number, you can't kill the layman?

I said to Li Bai: "Brother Taibai, are you drinking well?" ”

"Well, it's seven or eight points."

"Shall we stay then?"

"You can ......" Li Bai said to start the station, I hurriedly carried him out, thought about it or it was better to send him directly to the school, the dormitory building over there can already live people, I thought about whether Liu Laoliu could ask Xiang Yu to drive to pick him up in the future, this guy can already be on the road under the old car god's point, 50 meters plus and minus gear once zero mistakes, and now I am practicing reversing the library and moving the library.

Lao Li originally came drunk, but now he drank it again, and when he went out, he vomited when he saw the wind, I got him in the car body, and after sitting for a while, he came to the spirit, looking at the lights of thousands of homes and shouting: "Sigh!" ”

"Brother Taibai, this is more interesting than Chang'an, right?"

Li Bai couldn't care about his strong curiosity, and said in frustration: "Actually, I have only been in Chang'an for two years. ”

At this time, my motorcycle started, Li Bai leaned back, and said discoloredly: "This thing can move!" Then he pointed to the speeding cars on the street and was shocked, "Glamorous! ”

"Brother Taibai, sit down, the ones who run are not, the ones sitting inside are the ghosts."

“…… Where is this, this is the eighteenth floor, right? Li Bai stood up excitedly and shouted, "I've arrived at the eighteenth layer of hell!" ”

"Brother Taibai, sit down ......"

I see that the time is not early, I will increase the horsepower to run, Lao Li is simply drunk, he is very happy all the way, yelling, or just like Jack in the Titanic, he opened his arms and shouted, "Dapeng rises with the wind and soars up to 90,000 miles", if it weren't for the wind that he couldn't stand up, this old man might really fly.

I really can't stand the poet's abundant feelings, I'm even more afraid that I can't stand the fine of the traffic police, with such a person is too eye-catching, and when I finally arrived in the suburbs, Lao Li was crazy, he became very quiet, and finally he asked me: "Xiaoqiang, where is this?" ”

It seems that it is necessary to speed up the class with Master Li as the lecturer.

Li Bai may be the most confused of all the customers I received, in his memory, he was still drinking just now, and then he was taken away by two people, and then he came to this place where the world is full of "ghosts and ghosts", that is to say, there is no buffer at all, no wonder he is crazy.

In fact, the underworld should be the same place as the prison for the longest understanding, for example, when two ghosts touch together, A asks B: Brother, which dynasty is it?

B: What about you?

A: I'm from the Qin Dynasty.

B: I'm from the Ming Dynasty.

A: What dynasty was the Ming Dynasty?

B: After you.

A: Yo, then tell me what happened to our Qin Dynasty in the end?

B: Let a man named Liu Bang be destroyed, and the Han Dynasty will be changed.

A: Hey......

B: I don't know what happened to our Ming Dynasty in the end.

At this time, a ghost from the Qing Dynasty came over, and interjected: You Ming Dynasty, let our Qing Dynasty be destroyed......

The heroes of Liangshan are like this, they have made the above world affairs in the underworld without leaving ten before they come, but they are an exception, because there are 300 and they are on top, and both sides have stayed enough in the underworld, like Qin Shihuang Jing Ke, they did not stay much.

Therefore, it is necessary to get an initiation class, which has only two tasks: first, to tell them that this is not the fairy world; Second, let them understand that this place is not worse than the fairy world, so that they can go to the advanced class after leaving the enlightenment class, and then choose a specialty group that suits them in which direction they want to develop in modern times according to their own interests and hobbies......

I was very excited by my own idea, and the car was driving in the vast wilderness, when suddenly Shixing came, and I said loudly: "Sigh! Li Bai was taken aback, and I smiled at him apologetically and said, "Brother Taibai, the younger brother also has a poem, and I want to get an axe in front of Brother Taibai." ”

"Oh, you might as well groan."

I stopped the motorcycle, stood up, opened my arms, and said in a low and lyrical voice: "...... on the vast earth"

Li Bai looked at me, showed his approval, and then asked me to continue.

"Nothing......" I snapped into the words.

Li Bai nodded slightly: "It's very straightforward, but it's very infectious." ”

And then I was stupid, and I was so short of inspiration, not as long as ejaculation.

Li Bai was still listening, and after a long day of no movement, he looked at me and said, "Go on, I haven't ordered the question yet." ”

I held back for a long time, and finally nodded explosively: "The earth is vast!" ”

"Finished?" Li Bai asked.

"Well," I said embarrassedly, "Brother Taibai, how is my poem?" ”

Li Bai said expressionlessly: "Are we almost there?" ”

I quickly sat down in my seat and said, "Well, it's going to be fine." ”

……

(To be continued)