The school is now quite large, the fence stretches endlessly to the residence of the villagers of Yaocun, overlooking the highway to the east, and the red wall expands infinitely, like the blood stains left by the battle of the gods, but in the vast campus, the school building area only occupies less than one-tenth of the area, and it looks uncoordinated.

Li Yun also asked me why I didn't distribute the dormitory and the teaching building in a staggered manner, and I said that I didn't want them to work too hard, so that they would come out of the dormitory in the future, travel a long way to the teaching building, and then shout the trumpet to go to the canteen after class? Then Dai Zong is nothing, what should Wu Yongjin do with them? After they finished lunch, they walked to the school building, and when it was time for dinner.

So now the dormitory canteen and the teaching building are built together, although the distance is also very moderate, but in such a vast land, it seems that there is nothing, the earth is vast. When you stand at a point, you can't see the wall in the distance, just like if you were in the wilderness.

I want to enclose the wall, exactly like the Great Wall back then, and a large part of it is due to the need for psychological factors.

The tent of 300 was near the school gate, so I had to pass by them first, and the high beams on the motorcycle went out, so that the little soldier standing guard opposite couldn't see who was coming, and he didn't know how to drink, so he used to shout: "Password!" ”

The moment I saw them, I was drenched in a cold sweat: two warriors on the opposite side, one half squatting and one standing, with the bow of the upper arrow in their hands!

I yelled, "Don't shoot, don't shoot, it's me!" ”

"Xiao Zhuangshi?" The two put their bows down.

"Who?" After such a fuss, Yan Jingsheng came out in his clothes, and I hurriedly motioned to the two warriors to hide the bow.

"Director Xiao, what are you doing so late?"

“…… Send a Chinese teacher. ”

Yan Jingsheng put on his glasses, only to find that there was still one sitting in the car body, and he greeted Li Bai with a smile: "Hello, hello, I will be a colleague in the future, just call me Xiao Yan." ”

"This is Mr. Li." I was busy introducing Li Bai. Li Bai had just passed the wine at this time, and the sleepiness came up, and the small bun was also blown away by the wind, like an old immortal in the stars, he nodded at Yan Jingsheng dimly.

Yan Jingsheng frowned and said, "Did he drink?" ”

When Li Bai heard the word wine, he shouted half-asleep: "Wine!" ”

Yan Jingsheng wrapped his clothes tightly and whispered to me: "Can this person be a teacher, don't teach the children badly." ”

Listen to how close you are, and the children, his "children" almost shot me like a hedgehog just now. I said impatiently, "Okay, you go and rest." ”

Yan Jingsheng grabbed Li Bai unrelentingly and said, "Hey, let me ask you, what kind of structure is the phrase 'beautiful puppy'?" I swept my eyes to the opposite side, and suddenly found that the tents of the heroes of Liangshan were empty, so I grabbed Yan Jingsheng and asked, "What about the people opposite?" ”

"You ask them, they all moved into the dorms?"

"Huh? Didn't you say that you would move together the day after tomorrow? ”

"They said why do they have tents when they have a house, and they moved in collectively as soon as the construction team left today."

I scolded, "These live bandits! ”

Yan Jingsheng smiled and said: "Actually, what they said is also right, why embarrass yourself for the sake of show? ”

I didn't think that he would understand, so I said, "Why don't you go along, you are also a teacher." ”

"I'm used to being with kids, and I'm getting more and more cute about them."

At this moment, the group of "lovely children" he said had already outflanked me in two ways, and I don't know how many bows had been pointed at me from the depths of the grass, as an elite army that had been in a dangerous environment all year round, of course, it was impossible to remain indifferent in such a big movement, and in less than a minute, they had already come around from behind the tent group and surrounded me. It's hard to believe that in order not to startle the snakes, some people are left in the tent to continue snoring.

Fortunately, Yan Jingsheng's eyes were not good, he only saw the warriors who suddenly appeared from both sides and Xu Delong who hid the dagger on the inside of his wrist, and he said strangely: "Why don't you sleep yet, where have you gone?" ”

When Xu Delong saw that it was me, he waved his hand into the distance, and the bow and arrow disappeared. He said with a sloppy look: "We can't sleep, so we go out for a walk." ”

Yan Jing said to me vividly: "See, the students are so excited that they can't sleep when the school is built." ”

I wiped my sweat and said, "Teacher Yan, you can go and rest first, and tomorrow you can let the students move to the dormitory building as well, and just leave the tent." ”

Yan Jingsheng nodded and said, "This method is good." He said to Xu Delong again, "You should also go to bed early, and if you really can't sleep, memorize words and formulas......

I'm really scared, if I go to school, I will meet a teacher like Yan Jingsheng, maybe I will be admitted to university, so I must be unemployed now......

After Yan Jingsheng left, I glanced at the dagger in Xu Delong's hand and the bow thrown by the little soldier standing guard in the grass just now, and said to him very seriously: "Didn't you ask you to put away all your weapons?" Any of these things will cause big trouble, don't you understand? ”

Xu Delong rarely saw me so serious, and said a little discouraged: "We don't want the first two camps to happen again, it's simply our shame!" ”

"Then you can make something simple and not hurtful, remember to make it from modern materials."

Xu Delong said: "Okay, I know. ”

I asked him, "Didn't the campers come back?" ”

Xu Delong shook his head: "Maybe he found that we have strengthened our vigilance, so he didn't come back for the time being, I have already arranged a secret whistle." ”

"Maybe you're so nervous that I can't think of any enemies of yours in modern times - where are your outposts?"

"I don't know, it's flowing."

I'm sweating, I hope there are no greedy people who want to beat my school, except for Zhongnanhai, I really can't think of a more heavily guarded place.

After leaving the 300 barracks, I took Li Bai to the dormitory building, and saw that many rooms on the first and second floors were brightly lit, and occasionally there were a few heroic laughter. It seems that these live bandits are very happy to change the new environment.

I carried Li Bai into the building, wanting to find a room for him casually, I pushed open the door of a room, and saw the money leopard Tang Long was shirtless and Li Kui and a few heroes were gambling money; pushed open the second room, Dong Ping and Lin Chong were chatting; Pushing open the third room, Jin Dajian was already asleep; In the fourth room, An Daoquan was counting the years for Duan Jingzhu, and when he saw that his years were unfavorable, he should die at the end of the year; The fifth room is empty, and the toilet is ......

I pushed open the sixth room, and then clubbed into the two round and big mimi, Hu Sanniang didn't know what she was doing, hanging herself so high, before I twitched my nose, she had jumped down and clamped me with her armpit and twisted my scalp with her fist, I peeked up with my empty eyes, and saw the towering **Ah, by the way, I saw the TV stand above, it turned out that Hu Sanniang was practicing pull-ups.

I rolled my head in her arms and shouted, "Let go of me, do you know who this person I am helping is?" ”

"Heavenly King Lao Tzu will also finish beating up." Hu Sanniang continued to twist my scalp, Li Bai had no one to support, and he fell crookedly on the bed, he was not stupid, and he knew how to choose a soft place to lie down.

Hu Sanniang immediately threw me down, grabbed Li Bai like an eagle catching a chicken, and scolded: "Drunkards dare to lie on the old lady's bed." ”

"That person is Li Bai!" I let out a loud shout.

Hu Sanniang stopped suddenly, looked at me and said, "Li Bai, the Li Bai who wrote poetry?" Her voice trembled a little.

I'm overjoyed, it seems that under Li Bai's fame, even the bandits have to give three points, and the female bandits and poets have bridges!

Female bandits are generally forced to be helpless, in fact, they have long been tired of the white-clothed snow coming and going like the wind, in their hearts, the most longing is often the full of economic handsome sons......

Although Lao Li Gongzi is a little older and is a third or fourth hand goods, this just shows that he has experienced vicissitudes, and women's immunity to such men is originally very low......

Wait, why does Hu Sanniang's voice sound less excited than angry? Why is her eyes not full of affection but murderous? Why did her slender jade hand, which had practiced iron sand palms, raise high against Li Bai's face......

I hurriedly hugged her from behind, dragged her away, Hu Sanniang lifted her limbs off the ground, and pointed at Li Bai and scolded: "Grandma's mother was beaten by the old man when she was a child because she didn't recite "Difficult to Walk", forcing the old lady to have to dance with a gun and a stick, what kind of broken poems do you say you have nothing to write?" ”

I pulled her and said, "Don't fight, don't fight, you were always better than me when you were a child, you didn't know how to be a poet, and we had to memorize Song Ci and Yuan Qu later." ”

Hu Sanniang stopped and said, "Forget it, I won't beat the old man, you get him out quickly, you will hate it when you look at it." ”

I picked up Li Bai again and asked her, "Where does Wu Junshi live?" ”

Hu Sanniang waved her hand in disgust and said, "How does the old lady know, find it yourself." ”

I had to carry Brother Taibai and jump all over the building, I made a mistake, I should leave Li Bai with Xu Delong, the heroes are not interested in this great poet at all, they heard that this is the poet immortal, some came to take a few looks, some ignored it, the best performance is Moyun Golden-winged Ou Peng, he pointed to Li Bai and said: "This is the one that writes 'goose goose goose', right?" I glared at him and said no.

"Oh, that's the one that says 'hoe and noon'?"

It seems that Ou Peng and I should have a lot in common......

In the end, when he arrived at Song Qing's house, this gentle young man said, "Wu Junshi doesn't know where he is, so you can put him here, and I'll take care of it." ”

As soon as Li Bai lay on the bed, he fell asleep, Song Qing wrung a wet towel and wiped his face, I chatted with him for a while, only to know that the heroes occupied most of the rooms on the first and second floors of the four-story dormitory building in an illogical order, some lived alone, and some usually lived together with a few people, and the current situation is that only a few rooms on these two floors are empty, and they can no longer be arranged as a whole.

These guys are so free and loose, and it is surprising that they can win a hundred battles in the early battle. However, later when he met the disciplined Fang La, he suffered a lot, and the eight heavenly kings of the people had more than 100 of them, and they were forced to fight for seven or eight percent, although at that time Lu Zhishen Gongsun Sheng and other powerful figures did not participate in the crusade to bring a lot of losses to Liangshan's strength, but it still shows that there are serious problems within Liangshan, which is almost 1000 years old, and I don't know how to learn a lesson.

After I finished my errand, I rode back on the bike, and there were several bushes moving along the way, maybe a hare, or maybe Xu Delong arranged for the lurking little warrior to joke with me, and I shouted over there: Comrades have worked hard. Sure enough, there was no movement.

I got on the highway and quickly entered the city, met a red light at an intersection, there was a small movie theater on the side of the road, I was bored lying on the handlebar to look at the huge poster on the top of its screening room, it was Tony Leung and Lao Xu they played "Wounded City", I saw the red light for 45 seconds, so I squinted my eyes to look at the content introduction on the poster, there is a searchlight on the top of this movie theater like a 20th century fox, like two buds reflecting the sky, and constantly rotating, when its lamp body and turn to the inside of the ceiling, I was amazed to find a thin black figure completely bathed in a pillar of light, wearing a night coat, half-crouched on the roof, motionless.

I stood up excitedly and shouted, "Brother Qian! ”

At this time, the lights turned off, and the black shadow disappeared, so I waited for Shi Qian to come down and talk to me, since I met once in the bar that night, Shi Qian never appeared again, probably because he couldn't find Liu Xuan embarrassed to come back, after this was over, he went back to school a few times, but most of the time he wandered around the city like Spider-Man, especially at night.

I waited for a long time and didn't see him come down, there was no one on the roof of the movie theater, I was looking left and right, and the taxi driver behind me poked his head out and scolded me: "You can't go, Xu Jinglei is your concubine?" "It turned out that the red light had turned green, I saw that there were people sitting in his car, and I knew that I was delaying people to make money, so I spat at him to apologize, and then drove away, Shi Qian was wearing a night coat and it was probably inconvenient to come down and meet me, the police in our place have a good tradition of liking to hide themselves, taxi drivers do not dare to honk because of this concern, shouting in the car, the sound is more than 10,000 decibels, it doesn't matter, but accidentally touched the horn in the no-honking zone, If I don't punish you with 200, your own heart will not collapse.

It may be psychological, I always suspect that Shi Qian is still following me, although he may not be able to hear my shout, but I always feel that there is a dark shadow flowing in the dark, sometimes I deliberately slow down the speed, but it is calm as water, when I drive into the alley of the pawnshop, Uncle Zhao's son Zhao Baiyan does not sleep and wanders the streets, the residents of our area are used to it, sometimes Uncle Zhao wakes up before taking him back, sometimes oversleep Zhao Baiyan can play on the street for a night.

Zhao Bai's face was facing away from me, when my high beam hit him, he suddenly looked back, poked the cloth in his hand to the ground, his bloodless face was expressionless, there was a bit of Yue Zhiyuan's momentum, he pointed behind me and shouted: "Where is Xiaoxiao?" I also followed closely, and seemed to see a shadow on the roof, and I asked, "Is it Brother Qian?" ”

With Zhao Bai's face asking, a black cat fell out of the room in fright, looked at us with resentment, and quickly fled.

I admired the white eyes, and said to him with a smile: "Why don't you shout 'murderous'?" ”

Zhao Baimian shook his head slowly: "It's not murderous. ”

"What's that, I'll take you home, right?"

Zhao Bai smiled incomprehensibly, put the dun cloth in his hand and put a dragon out of the water, and then said to me: "I'm hungry ......."

The next morning I have to start busy again, tomorrow the school is listed, I don't know how many people are coming, no reception is not good, I pulled the yellow pages to call the various wedding etiquette companies, there are a few small companies that have just opened, the office is located in a residential building, about the whole company up to 3 people, they can also play poor at the people's wedding, relying on a strong lung capacity shouting "a bow bow ......" to torture the waist of the newlyweds, I heard that I have an area of 800 hectares of school opening dare not pick up, One of them was originally accepted, but when I heard that someone from the tax bureau had also gone and regretted it.

There are several large companies that are big bullies, saying that if you want to pick up, you must use their full set of services, including floats, honor guards, tracking videos, birdman angel groups with fake wings, 8 city third-level actors and two company employees who can play the harmonica, the most angry thing is that the salute is 500 yuan a shot, damn 500 yuan a shot, Lao Tzu might as well go to the Golden Queen to fight......

When people are in a hurry, their heads will be very bright, and I suddenly thought: What do you have to wait for with an elf kid like Sun Sixin? I made a phone call and told me the general situation, and Sun Sixin asked, "Brother Qiang, how much are you going to spend on this?" ”

The wedding company calculated 300,000 yuan for me, and I said to Sun Sixin: "30,000!" ”

Sun Sixin: "I know, I promise to do it beautifully, just give me a copy of the guest list tomorrow." ”

That's all there is to it.

I remembered that Lao Zhang asked me to call some friends to cheer up, this matter is much simpler, first notify the tiger, and then tell Gu Ye, Chen Kejiao's chick finally we cooperated, and I also informed that these people are all heads and faces; Let Duchenne call all his little apprentices, and this is almost enough fun.

What I didn't expect was that White Lotus called me to get the key, I said that I was not available for a few days, she asked, and then immediately said that she would go to school tomorrow and hand it over to me, by the way to see if she could help anything.

When I arrived, I put on a suit locked in a cabinet for n years, straddled the motorcycle and set off with high spirits.

When I arrived at the school, I found that the atmosphere was a little different, and the villagers from the nearby villages had spontaneously rushed to join in the fun, and even the grain processing factory in the town gave me 50 barrels of sunflower oil as a congratulatory gift, which was personally delivered by the brother-in-law of the factory director.

When I arrived at the school gate, Sun Sixin was dressed and already busy, and then I was attracted by the flag on the tallest and thickest flagpole: it was actually a United Nations flag! On the small flagpole next to it, the flags of the United Nations Health Organization, the World Trade Organization, OPEC, the Red Cross, and the United Nations Environment Programme flutter in turn...... There are eight sides in total.

I hurriedly asked Sun Sixin what was going on, and Sun Sixin said: I didn't know that there were so many flagpoles at the gate earlier, and it was not easy to hang the national flag at the school gate, so I had to buy some pretense in a hurry to look more formal.

I didn't have a mantra anymore, I didn't notice these poles when I came the night before, and then I learned that this was Li Yun's masterpiece, he was used to working in Liangshan, where to go first to put up 108 poles of heroes hanging flags, the highest and thickest one is ready to hang "for the heavens", just erected 8 before I remembered that this is a school, so the rest did not get it again, and the result became what it is today.

I asked him again why he was at the door and who cared about it inside, and he said, "There is a young lady surnamed Bai who is busy working, and I see that she is very neat, so I came out to pick up customers." ”

When I entered the school, I saw that it was the White Lotus who was entertaining, and the White Lotus Sect Leader was wearing a beige suit and short skirt today, shining brightly, smiling and smiling, and arranged the order inside in an orderly manner: the VIP advanced lounge - temporarily modified from the classroom, the participants entered the auditorium and sat down to wait, the villagers joined in the fun, the children gave candy, the men smoked, and the women were authorized to pick up the pieces of paper that were piled up in a corner after the decoration was completed.

When she saw me coming, she stole the key to me and said, "When we heard that Mr. Xiao opened today, we specially appointed me to congratulate me, and we also made some slogans for the school overnight, please smile." ”

As soon as she said this, I found that the auditorium was hung with "grasp the quality education", the dormitory was hung with "for all students, for all students, everything for students", and on the teaching floor was "today I am proud of Yucai, tomorrow Yucai is proud of me", including the "Welcome to all walks of life leaders and guests to come" at the entrance of the school are all presented by their Qingshui Home, Sun Sixin of course is also prepared, because it is not atmospheric enough, they are all posted on the wall.

There are really a lot of people who come to congratulate today, but the old man didn't come, and sent two giant vases that couldn't even enter the door, and placed them at the door of the auditorium; Chen Kejiao sent 80 flower baskets, and the school gate was placed in front of the building, and the tiger brought more than 50 people, driving a black car, and he had already come, and now he was looking for Dong Ping all over the world.

The tents of the heroes have been demolished, only 300 military camps are left alone, I am afraid that they will see so many people in chaos at first glance, and I have asked Sun Sixin to arrange them to sit in the auditorium early in the morning.

Among all the congratulatory plaques, there is a "Hundred Years of Tree People" sign that attracted me, it is very ordinary, it is not at all conspicuous in the exquisite congratulatory plaques sent by the leaders, and there is no specific name in the following payment: Ginting Film and Television Entertainment Co., Ltd.

How did Jin Shaoyan know that the school was completed today? If he has become that soaring gold1 again, then what does it mean that he gave me this plaque? Is it to remind me that he hasn't forgotten a brick of hatred or to show reconciliation?

I don't have time to think about it, but under Lao Zhang's call, there are really a lot of distinguished guests, including the director of the Education Bureau, the director of the Publicity Department of the Cultural Affairs Bureau, the deputy director of the Mass Culture Center, the national taxation, the local taxation, the public security bureau and its subordinate police stations, the Writers' Association, the Film Association, the Painting Association, the Women's Federation, the Family Planning Office, and the Local Drug Treatment Office......

Damn, even the beggars came in the end!

(To be continued)