Chapter 19: Those Things in the Qin Dynasty
At this time, I heard that there was no movement in the room, I pushed open the door and looked, and saw Master Li holding "Home Appliance Maintenance" in one hand for reference, and had put a plate into the DVD, on the screen, a nurse in a nurse's outfit * said that this sister was scratching her head and making gestures at the people in the room, and the subtitles followed: A Taoist actress so-and-so, and then a man in underwear pressed on a certain son with a thunderous momentum, and a pair of magic hands kneaded the pair* into an unpredictable shape, and a certain child groaned, and couldn't help himself.
Liu Bang was happy when he saw it: "This is a bit interesting!" β
I hurriedly ran over and blocked in front of the TV, Master Li blushed and hid to the side, Liu Bang waved at me: "Get up!" β
Then I heard that so-and-so shouting in a loud voice: "Linen dei, babbling and babbling-" This lite version of this disc is directly a big Malaysian golden knife without foreplay.
Baozi came over and took out the dish directly, and it was natural for her to arrive: "You can watch this when the two of us women are gone." β
Liu Bang: "Then you go out first......
Qin Shi Huang "crooked (that) before you and Qiangzi ......"
As soon as this remark came out, the audience was immediately amazed, and even the second fool laughed at me a few times.
Bun Zi has long been accustomed to similar jokes, and she said disapprerovingly: "I don't believe that you and your sister-in-law haven't seen a hair film or something." β
Except for this time, whether Qin Shi Huang has seen the film or not, there is no record in history, and it cannot be examined.
At night, we were naturally divided into three factions, Baozi and Li Shishi, Liu Bang and Jing Ke, and Xiang Yu, Qin Shi Huang and I slept in the former warehouse.
Jing Ke's question to Liu Bang is to answer every question, although the principle is wrong and there is only one way, but the method of use is correct, if he can't answer, he will say: "This is the fairy world, you don't understand it." β
Compared with Liu Bang, Xiang Yu is actually more sorry for winning the fat man, back then, this stunned young man occupied the world of Qin Shi Huang, all the old people and old things, either killed or burned, and also dug Qin Shi Huang's desperate grave, without Yu Ji to accompany it, it is difficult to say whether he will knock on Qin Shi Huang's widow door.
Now he found that the fat man was very kind, probably guilty, the fat man also wanted to let him sleep in the bed, and later found that Xiang Yu had to volley if he wanted to sleep on the bed, the two of them chatted about those things in the Qin Dynasty, Qin Shihuang had heard of Xiang Yu's grandfather Xiang Yan, and talked about the so-called Chen Cai beauty, summed up the lessons of the three points of strong promotion, recalled the past, and the years were thick. However, what Xiang Yu was doing, Qin Shihuang didn't ask completely in the end.
Although I drank a little wine, but I didn't sleep well, the 300+54 nightmare haunted me all night, in despair I even dreamed that an old man in Hong Kong excitedly took my hand and said: Child, you are actually my illegitimate child, my name is Li Jiacheng......
I got up late the next day, and the bun was already gone - she had to work for a whole day today, and I looked at the watch at 11 o'clock, Xiang Yu was no longer on his extended bunk, and the fat man was pillowing one arm, playing "Let's find fault" with mp4.
I went out of the room to see, Master Li was wearing an apron and making lunch, and there was her survival secret book in the apron pocket - "Home Appliance Maintenance", this girl not only has big breasts, but also has brains, every electrical appliance is first learned to turn off before going to open, it is said that she got up before 8 o'clock to fiddle, but fortunately she is careful, the gas has just been changed, they have a year of longevity, I will not be guaranteed, by the way, the next time I see Liu Laoliu ask him how old I can live.
Xiang Yu went down for a run, although he was a time bomb on the issue of Yu Ji, but don't worry about it now, Liu Bang got up early in the morning, and when the bun left, he pestered Master Li to put yesterday's hair piece for him.
I put away the hair, because one of them is the imaginary enemy of the level 3 male protagonist is Li Shishi.
I won't be wordy about what the second fool is doing.
I found that none of these emperors and generals are lazy to sleep, before they said that they were arrogant and extravagant, I had in my mind "sleep until you wake up naturally, count the money and count the cramps in your hands", but now it is too naΓ―ve, in fact, they are really the first batch of white-collar workers who are earlier than chickens and donkeys, and it has been scientifically proven that the desire to sleep less people will become stronger, so there are a large number of rulers who are young ladies and girls (the new word is called the means of production) are not very careful on the issue of surnames: how did the king do it? How did Emperor Yang of Sui do it? How did Wu Zetian do it? How did Clinton do it? Freud said......
I drank a bowl of preserved egg and lean porridge under the service of Master Li, bit a toothpick and swayed downstairs like a landlord and old wealth, my door has always been open, first, there is no living person in this remote area, and secondly, there is nothing that can be stolen, you look at it is quite magnificent, leather sofa crystal coffee table, that thing Xiang Yu may not be able to take away once, even the art frame on the wall I have an extra heart, the last few nails are smashed crookedly, want to steal? You'll have to sit on the couch for a long time.
The most valuable thing is my notebook that has to breathe for a long time when I open two QQ and a web page, this is locked in the cabinet, and I also have a set of summer suits in my cabinet, which are all made by my boss Hao (one voice), once he called me, very seriously asked me to pay attention to the company's (I still don't know what company he opened) image, and say that those who don't wear formal clothes during working hours will be killed. Half a month later, he came to me to hang out, knowing in advance that he was coming, I was wearing a straight suit, with a circle of sweat around my neck, he was happy to see me, and asked me what I was doing (or a sound), I said that this is not what you let me wear, and after talking to him for a long time, he patted his head: I drank too much that day and treated you as someone else.
Now I haven't seen him in more than half a year, not to mention that I really miss him, and if it weren't for the punctual payment of his salary to my account every month, I even wonder if he would have forgotten that he still has a piece of land. Lao Hao should have made money, although every time I see him, he always wears a dirty brand, like a township entrepreneur who goes to the city to win awards, but I noticed that the same clothes never go to the second time, which shows that he is stronger than Lao Pan, I estimate that he earns about 300 to 4 million yuan a year, if he gets a good thing, then there is no way to say.
It suddenly occurred to me that even Lao Hao couldn't afford to support so many people. γ
Money! Money! How can you get 5 million a month? Let the second fool give people peace, let Master Li sit on the stage, Qin Shihuang hangs the stall, Liu Bang sells pyramid schemes, Xiang Yu doesn't do anything, I must have been hated at that time, keep me by my side as a bodyguard (if I want to write this, do you still read it)?
Then a very capable man walked in with a box, he looked at me, and asked in a suspicious tone, "Are you the boss here?" β
I chewed on a toothpick and asked, "What's the matter?" "I was upset with his condescension.
The man gently placed the box on the table, took out a business card and handed it to me, and I didn't even look at it, and took it and put it directly in my pocket. He also said impatiently: "My surname is Chen, I came here this time for this thing, you can take a look at the goods." β
Saying that, I opened the lid of the box, and there was a very strange white bottle inlaid in the satin embroidery, if it wasn't for the neck being much longer than the bottom of the bottle, I couldn't tell which side was up and which was down, except for the peculiar bottom, it was basically exactly the same as an ordinary vase.
"It's ......"
"This is an antique, now I will ask you to give a price, and we will talk about whether it is successful or not."
I saw that the surname Chen was so stable, but I was even more suspicious, so I took out the phone and dialed Lao Pan. The surnamed Chen said: "I can tell you first, this is an antique from the Song Huizong period......"
I nodded perfunctorily, and Pan's ringtone: the first snow of 2002......
I was stunned for a moment and asked, "When did you say that?" β
"From the time of Song Huizong."
I immediately hung up the phone and shouted upstairs, "Cousin, come down and see if you've seen this bottleβ"
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