I can see that Liu Lao Liu is more ruthless than me, this old guy must have been the kind of character who was beaten by dozens of people and didn't hurry to hold his head and squat before he became a god.

I weakly scratched the wall with my cigarette fart and said: "I will be incorporated in 300, but half of the heroes on Liangshan are some organized and undisciplined masters, let me ask you a few people, can't the time come?" I don't have any acquaintances in the anti-pickpocketing team, and Li Kui, it's so difficult to find a South China tiger Don't let him be harmed again, Hua Rong and the Ruan brothers are here, the 2008 Olympics are in our house, aren't we not guaranteed to win gold in archery and swimming? ”

"Hehe, it's better to think about how to make money than your grandfather's poor mouth - I'll help you calculate, according to the standard of 30 yuan a day per person (tsk, air crew standard), more than 300 people get 10,000 yuan a day just to eat, plus accommodation, the most ordinary standard room is 100 a day, wronged them to sleep in the bunk, 30 rooms are 3000, and you can calculate 2000 for all kinds of problems, the daily expenditure is 15,000, 150,000 for 10 days, and ...... a month" Liu Laoliu suddenly took out a calculator and dialed it, "4.8 million a year, I have a good heart, and in the future, I will control the number of people for you every year, and it will be enough for you to have 5 million a year. ”

"5 million? Is that enough? Are you immortals so heartless when you talk? You have brought all the ancestors and ancestors of our Xiao family since Pangu opened the world from the king of Hades, and I will see if I can make up enough of this number! ”

Liu Laoliu patted me on the shoulder with a smile: "It's only 5 million, depending on your mind...... It's really hard, so let's find a way. ”

I'm now full of small advertisements on the Internet, what "invest 200 yuan a month and earn 10,000 yuan" or something, are those people also like me to be forced by the identity of a half-immortal body?

It seems that it really can't be done, I can only sell the second fool's knife or Xiang Yu's vest, thinking of Xiang Yu, I asked Liu Lao Liu: "Is Yu Ji in your inventory?" ”

Liu Lao Liu actually sighed very rarely and said: "Do you really think that I don't know what Xiang Yu is thinking, I told you, the mistakes in the book of life and death are only some people, Yu Ji belongs to a normal death, she has now been reincarnated, now you understand why Liangshan only gathered 54 heroes, right?" ”

"Then can you get Yu Ji to the underworld again, and then send her to me again, Xiang Yu is so pitiful, such a big man cries and mourns every day."

"Damn, you're asking me to kill Yu Ji? With your ruthlessness, you will not become an immortal or a demon in the future, that chick is living well now, in fact, even if her life span is up again, she can't remember Xiang Yu, she still remembered her as a ...... at most before she drank Meng Po soup" Speaking of this, Liu Lao Liu suddenly glanced at me vigilantly, and immediately stopped, he said, "In fact, those emperors and generals are reluctant to reincarnate, so they don't have to return to their own dynasty to make another career, they just can't bear this memory, like Qin Shihuang Liu Bang is this type."

"Remind you, those 300 Yue Jiajun are very loyal to Yue Fei, so to tell you, if Yue Fei points to a fire pit and jumps, these 300 people can fill the pit in less than 10 seconds, Yue Fei is a good person, but unfortunately he was also reincarnated, these 300 people gathered together and refused to disperse, I don't know what they want to do, you have to pay attention, those 54 heroes are easier to manage, they are just playing."

I smiled and put half a box of cigarettes into Liu Lao Liu's pocket: "Please, can you get me two people who can do business before they come, Fan Li or something, or you can get me two Jews." ”

Liu Laoliu said disdainfully: "It's the first time I've seen you with half a box of white sand as a gift--I'll think of a way for you when I untie my 'PetroChina' first." In the end, Liu Lao Liu said with a sneer, "Let me tell you something, lend me another 6 yuan, and I won't jump from here to the stock market——"

I'll give 5 yuan, see what the girl says to the driver!

I went upstairs, Qin Shi Huang was holding an mp4 to see who was taking whom, Liu Bang was talking excitedly on the sofa with his arms around Jing Ke's shoulders, Baozi and Li Shishi sat on both sides of Xiang Yu on the left and right, Xiang Yu's face was flushed, his head was lowered, and he looked like he was crying, Master Li kept patting his back gently, I saw that the three bottles of white take-out and one bottle of colored wine were all empty, and the few cans of beer left in the refrigerator were all on the table, it seemed that except for me, all of them were enough.

When Baozi saw me coming, he walked over and said with a sour nose: "The story told by the big man is so touching, that is, I seem to have heard it before, and the woman wiped her neck for the man." ”

"Brother Yu, come on."

I called Xiang Yu, who was walking a little shaky, at the staircase, and took out a box of cigarettes, and sent him one by name, he was stunned and took it, I sat on the steps with him, we lit the fire, I said: "Brother Yu, brother said a bastard, don't blame me, you have a whole year left, even if my sister-in-law can come to me within a year, you two still have to go one after the other, why bother to suffer again, if you want me to say that you might as well spend this year happily, and then go to drink a bowl of Meng Po soup and forget everything, if you have a fate with your sister-in-law, Maybe we can be together for the rest of our lives. ”

Xiang Yu spewed out the smoke from his nostrils without a teacher, and said lightly: "You don't know what it's like for your beloved woman to die in your arms, if you had that day, you wouldn't have said such things." ”

Phew, that's bad luck.

I remembered another thing and said, "Brother Yu, now give you another army of 300 people, can you bring it, it is no worse than your 800 personal guards." ”

"Hit whom? How many people are on the other side? ”

"Don't hit anyone, just keep them from making trouble."

Xiang Yu's eyes dimmed again: "That's not interesting." ”

This fucking war maniac is when Hitler and his fascist SS are reborn, and this person probably won't have time to think about Yu Ji.

Is this also a solution?

At this moment, only the sound of buns rang all over the house, she opened the karaoke, only to hear her chirping and saying: "Qiangzi, big man, please come to my place and sing K after hearing the radio." I stood up and said, "I'll figure out a way to deal with my sister-in-law, let's go and fart first, at least I don't think about anything tonight." ”

When I dragged him into the bun bedroom, Qin Shi Huang and the others were already seated, Liu Bang was watching TV for the first time, and Jing Ke began to tell him about the eternal topic - the villain theory.

Baozi put the microphone on Master Li's mouth, and Master Li carefully fed it, and the room was full of hers...... Feed...... Feed...... echoes.

On the screen, Joey Yung blinked her eyes wide, began to open her mouth, and subtitles flashed on the screen: When I was an ignorant girl, I met love and didn't understand love from the past to the present...... This is Baozi's favorite song, and when she saw that Master Li didn't move when he opened his mouth, she continued to sing it herself: "Until he also leaves, leaving me to wander in the sea of clouds, knowing that no one can replace the trust he once gave me." ”

I grabbed the microphone, and no matter what song was on the screen, I sang out loud, "Friend, friend, please leave me—leave me!" ”

Baozi stood up and put Xiang Yu in her seat, and pulled me when he went out. I threw the microphone to Liu Bang and followed her out, and I first said, "I just remembered, why don't you go to work?" ”

"I called and exchanged people - Qiangzi, something is wrong with you today, I haven't seen you like this before, how to eat and take from friends at home before, to be honest, are you afraid that I will not be happy?"

"What do you mean?"

"Of course, I have times when there are so many people in the house, but you are not afraid of breaking people's hearts when you have an eviction order (first created by Qin Shi Huang)? If your money is not enough, I will make up some for you, no matter how I say it, I will come to you, and I will live in Duan Yuezi, and you don't want the boss to show people a face. ”

How great my buns are, I really want to shout long live or something, but I'm afraid of arousing some people's hearts. Baozi said in a big tone: "Is 2000 enough?" "Dare to love her, she still has some private money.

I want to tell her that in another month, the "uncles of the Yue Jiajun" she knew when she was a child reading villain books will come to eat us and drink us, and she longs for Dai Zong, who runs faster than Liu Xiang and has more endurance than a donkey, and Shi Jin, who is good at tattooing, and the other 52 brothers have settled down in Shajiabang.

Hey, poor and happy buns, she didn't know anyone was ...... Well, it's God who is forcing her future man to become a multi-millionaire.

How do I get a starting capital first?

Now, if the two most valuable things in this family are sold, I can buy half of the city, and the third most valuable thing is the pile of wine bottles in the corner of the house......

At this time, Liu Bang in the room could already play with the microphone, and only heard him roaring his famous song hoarsely: "The wind is blowing and the clouds are flying, and Weijia is returning to his hometown!" ”……

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