After experimenting with whether the old liar had added sealing to me, I brought a lot of noodles and a few apples, and then I got into the car, turned on the small fan, and poked my head out to ask Liu Laoliu: "Then if the thing is fine, can someone bring it over?" ”

Liu Laoliu said: "Theoretically, it's okay, but I advise you not to take this risk, when the sealed cans are still broken, and the oxygen will be limited after the car is sealed, I don't know how many people will hold on to your car with enough oxygen." ”

He Tiandou said: "And I think you should not make trouble for yourself, although after the fall of the axis of the human world, the dynasties and dynasties are all parallel households, but they don't seem to be suitable for each other, your duty now is to ensure that these households are safe and sound, who is it that you brought Zhang San to Li Si's house to cause disputes?" ”

I suddenly realized: "The axis of the human world is like a community, Tiandao is the director of the public security bureau, you two are the director of the police station, and I am the policeman, the residents of the community are safe and sound, after 2007, everyone will be rewarded for their merits, and if there is a film during the film, the police will be pushed to the end." ”

Liu Laoliu He Tian Dou Qi smiled: "Xiaoqiang really understands people. ”

I said depressedly, "But now 2007 is not +|? ”

He Tiandou said: "In the short term, you have to wait for the Heavenly Dao to completely restore calm, but it really can't be done until you are dead, and then you will take office as a new Heavenly Official, and the Heavenly Dao will automatically calm down." ”

I was speechless for a moment and asked, "Then how old is my life, and I have to calculate how old my son was when I died." ”

Liu Laoliu said: "This is not necessarily, if your work mistakes caused the Great Heavenly Tribulation, you and we may be wiped out together tomorrow, and now the Heavenly Dao is chaotic." We are omniscient and omnipotent in the past, and we are no longer able to predict many things, and everything is full of variables. ”

I rolled my eyes and said, "So, if I want to run a long distance without driving a broken car, I have to wait for the old man's anger to subside or hang up directly?" ”

Liu Lao Liu put his hands behind his back and said: "Let's go quickly, don't think about how to please the above, we must be responsible for the residents of the community, not only to deal with the contradictions, but also to settle them for their future life." ”

I put an apple in my mouth, watched the two old god sticks wave behind my car, and wanted to hang up the reverse gear, I just had this idea. I saw two old guys dodge away with one left and one right...

I started to concentrate on driving, quickly entering the timeline and thinking about problems as I drove.

I'm not going back to Xiang Yuna this time, the person I'm going to see this time is an emperor, a tyrant, although he is a fat man who only knows how to play video games and harmless people all day long, but people will change, let alone the emperor, even if a section chief is in power and not in power, it is completely the same, and... To be honest, I don't know if Qin Shi Huang can recognize our relationship even if he is stable. He was the emperor in the Qin Dynasty, and what he needed was the determination to kill and the ambition to hide in the universe. In other words, the only bargaining chip I have to find him is our friendship, in case the fat man turns his face, not to mention that the second fool can't save it, even I have to get in. In fact, I can also see that when I go back to them, these people may not have much energy to accompany me or focus on me, they are all people with careers, and they are all more important than me...

One of the most important and practical questions is how do I approach them? When looking for Xiang Yu, there was also Liu Bang, who was his ally at the time, but he was not so lucky to get close to Qin Shi Huang, he couldn't use chewing gum to change his face, and it was enough to copy cookies. I don't think anyone can really break down the royal court under the protection of the 7 most powerful Qin legions at that time.

I racked my brains as I picked up the apple I had just bitten and ate it again, but I found that the apple was getting more and more sour the more I ate it, and I looked down. It's only been more than 3 hours, and the apple has completely changed, and it was still red when I got into the car. Now it has become the kind of green that has not yet been cooked, it seems that Liu Laoliudi's sealing technique has indeed worked, if it was before, it should have been changed a long time ago, but the seal is sealed, but it is not very dense, and the new things in the car are still slightly affected.

As time goes by, I am getting closer to the Qin Dynasty, but I am still at a loss, I have thought about it, even if it is very difficult to find Jing Ke first, first of all, he will not go to the Qin State alone, I don't know where he lives, if I go to the Yan Kingdom to find him, I must see the Prince Dan first, then it is as complicated as meeting Qin Shi Huang, and besides, I don't have enough gasoline so bad.

Seeing that the pointer had slowly overlapped with the mark He Tiandou had made for me, I simply made up my mind, and I didn't leave the car for half a step before I thought of the idea.

When the car stopped, my eyes suddenly opened up, in front of a majestic platform dark black hall, from the rearview mirror of my car can see the obvious palace wall surrounding, my car butt is facing two huge city wall gates, outside the city gate is still a wide stone square and the boundless city wall, I inexplicably looked left and right, and saw that there were two rows of heavily armed Qin soldiers holding Changge in front of me, originally I was only 20 meters away from them, in this open space.:.What shelter, may be used to not squintingThey still didn't see me, I was ignored by them like a furnishing in front of this palace, until the last patrol soldier walked at the end of the little young man inadvertently glanced at me, the situation changed, the little young man "oops" like a hell in the orderly line jumped up, at the same time the cat waist raised Chang Ge diagonally at my car, walking in the head of the guard captain was about to scold him, suddenly saw me, in surprise pulled out the iron sword and shouted: "What? But he was stunned for a moment, and immediately shouted, "Protect the king!" ”

The whole square was in an uproar, and the two guards pointed their spears at me, and some people ran to the back of the hall and rang the bronze priest, and in an instant, like stabbing a hornet's nest, they trotted from all sides

Thousands of Qin soldiers came out... Their costumes are very familiar, and they have seen them all with Xiang Hou, but the configuration of these people seems to be higher.

At this moment, a guy with a helmet and a cloak came out of the crowd, looked at my car and shouted for a while: "Close the gates, don't let the monsters escape!" ”

In fact, there is no need for him to shout, the city gate behind me is already slowly closing. Far away, the gates of the outer city were also closed, and countless well-equipped Qin soldiers lined up in large squares with their faces facing outward, which was to prevent the enemy from attacking from the outside. In the inner city, about 5,000 people surrounded me within 5 minutes, I saw clearly, they were holding the Qin crossbow that made the Huns talk about the color, they looked too scared, one by one squeaked at my car, it is said that the power of this thing is smaller and stronger than the pistol...

All right. After watching it for a while, I was relieved, I didn't have to worry about how to see Qin Shi Huang, judging from this posture, if I guessed correctly, I parked the car directly in the yard of the fat man's house... In front of me is the Qin Palace.

The guy with the tassel on his head... Usually like this, it was an official who raised his sword at me and shouted, "What a monster, leave quickly!" ”

I waved my hand vigorously in the car, but maybe it was the reflection of the glass, or maybe it was because the shape of the car was too much for their attention, and the general didn't see me. As soon as several guard captains asked for instructions, the general suddenly slashed down the sword in his hand: "Kill!" ”

"Hum..." Thousands of crossbow arrows shot at me head-on, all the eyes were shiny arrows and blackened arrows, crackling and crackling, and suddenly no one was in sight, I turned on the windshield wipers and continued to wave my hands vigorously...

But now the other party couldn't see me, and I heard a small leader angrily say to the general: "General, look, the monster is winking at us!" ”

The general said angrily: "This is naked contempt." ”

The little leader said: "I suggest that our ugly squad take the charge and launch hand-to-hand combat against the monsters!" ”

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The general nodded approvingly and said, "I will remember your loyalty to the king for you." Go ahead! ”

Then the little leader led his first ugly squad of a dozen men with spears and iron swords to rush towards me, and after the first round of shooting, I was already confident in the strength of my car, and let them stab and slash outside. I was busy with my own, I took the small fan away and tested the heat of the engine. Then they tried to make a fire, and the car suddenly snorted, which greatly startled the people of the first ugly squad, and they jumped a few steps away together, and shouted: "Someone, there's another person in the monster's belly!" I don't know who shouted, "It's not a human, it's a monster!" ”

The little leader fled with more than a dozen remnants of soldiers, ran to the general's side and wiped his sweat and said, "General, the monster's skin is very strong, and there is a monster in its belly, what should we do?" ”

The general condensed and said: "It is important to protect the safety of the king, whoever has a way to drive away the monster, I will definitely reward the king." ”

A group of small soldiers around him suddenly said: "Burn it with fire, General", "Flood with water, this monster must be afraid of water", "I heard the old man at home say that to deal with monsters, you have to splash it with dog blood", "Douse dung, I don't believe it's not afraid"...

What kind of people are these fat people, I hurry up and want to get out of here, I'm not afraid of anything else, you say they really want to pour feces on my car, who can stand that yellow scorched and scorched place?

At this time, someone said: "I think this monster's mana is really powerful, let's not make it anxious, I see that it doesn't seem to have the intention of staying for a long time, why don't we open the city gate and let it go." ”

The general thought for a while and said, "Well, that's it, come on, open the city gate." "We don't let it go because we're afraid of it, but because it's an auspicious beast." ”

The people next to him: "That's it." ”

So the city gate slowly opened again, Qin Shi Huang's younger brothers all got out of the way, just looking forward to me leaving, I was also very anxious, Liu Laoliu, the old liar's divine wind technique was not used at all, the machine still couldn't start, I looked outside while making a fire, and the people outside were also standing and looking at me from a distance, just like this, I look at you and you look at me, staring at me with big eyes, and the atmosphere was at a stalemate for a while.

In the end, I had no choice but to give up, and waved my hand at the outsiders, and the ugly captain was bold, took a few steps forward, and said to the general, "That monster seems to have something to say to us." ”

I opened the window a small slit and shouted, "I'm not a youkai." ”

The captain exclaimed: "You can speak human words, so what are you?" ”

“… I'm human, I want to see you... I want to see your king. ”

The captain turned around and said, "General, he said he wanted to see the king." ”

The general simply said: "Yes! ”

I was overjoyed, and as soon as I was about to get out of the car, I heard the general's resolute, vicious, and loyal words: "Unless he steps on our corpses and goes in!" ”

Damn, fortunately, you told the truth earlier, or Lao Tzu was really scolded out by you, I hurriedly closed the car door, looking at the living dragon and tiger version of the terracotta warriors and horses full of pits and valleys, I was forced to be helpless and said in a hurry: "I am here to send immortality to your king..."