Chapter Eighty-Eight: Kamikaze
Grass is an annual plant of the grass family, oval, dark green, with an alluring name... No.
We know that the main ingredient of blue grass is actually temptation grass, this thing can be remembered after eating it in the previous life, but the problem is that the temptation grass before it was eaten is also very unstable, I haven't seen such an example, now, He Tiandou wants me to take this thing to Qin Shi Huang to eat, which means that this fat man can think of me for a while and don't know who I am, if the side effect of eating it is to hover between the thief and the king garbage, then he is lucky, even if he becomes the king garbage again, Red, yellow, and green Sanmao didn't have the guts to really kill him or anything, but this time I have to face Qin Shi Huang! Don't look at the fat man who usually screams, that's really a murderous master!
I pinched the ashtray without the slightest intention of putting it down, staring directly at He Tiandou, He Tiandou smiled awkwardly: "Actually, the temptation grass is also very easy to use..."
I slowly put down the things in my hand, and He Tiandou said easily: "Yes, how can I say that I am also your ex." ”
"Lao Tzu is gone, when are you going to come to me again, Lao Tzu hurry up and make love to the buns, the doctor said that it is okay to be pregnant for two months..."
He Tiandou grabbed me and begged: "You can't pick a child, Jing Ke is likely to have set off now, even if you don't do it for others, Jing Ke saved your life, you can't ignore him, he is different from Qin Shi Huang, whether he succeeds or not, he will die, if he succeeds, you will lose two friends at once." ”
I looked at Liu Lao Liu on the side and said, "This is your immortal?" What else do you do but blackmail people? ”
Liu Lao Liu said: "Don't you understand this, as long as this trick is used well, you can also become an immortal... Aren't you already an immortal? Besides, is it easy for us to be immortals, you are not a mouthful of Lao Tzu in front of us, and I am not so polite when I see you picking up rags at our age. Saying that, Liu Lao Liu suddenly felt aggrieved and took my cigarette away from me.
I glanced at him and said, "Lao Tzu will pay attention to the tone in the future!" ”
Speaking of picking up garbage. I really have to give Yanagi a call and ask, after all, he is the only one who has eaten temptation grass at the moment, and I have to ask about it.
After the phone was called, a polite male voice politely asked, "Hello, who is it?" ”
I was surprised, "Who are you?" ”
The other party said: "I am Mr. Wang's secretary, who are you looking for?" ”
I said hesitantly: "I also have a male secretary, which is quite formal, and I will tell you that Mr. Wang is Xiaoqiang." ”
I heard the secretary whisper to someone: "He said his name is Xiaoqiang, you call this phone..."
I immediately shouted: "Lao Wang, answer the phone, I heard you talking!" ”
Yanagishita hurriedly took the phone. smiled: "Xiaoqiang, why don't you call with your mobile phone, unfamiliar numbers are usually answered by secretaries." ”
I looked at the phone of He Tiandou's family in my hand, the phone number of this immortal family is so unpopular. But Liu Xia's identity is really different now, after the fall of Lei Laosi, he is the boss of our place, it seems that he is living a very fart life, and some time ago he bought himself the title of a private entrepreneur, and recently he wants to make do with the democrats, and I don't know what he wants to do.
I said, "How's it going, it looks like it's moisturizing?" ”
Yanagi sighed, "Busy. I'm consolidating my business, and the stall left by Lei Laosi is not easy to clean up... Oh yes. Last time you brought me that person, why didn't you tell me that it was Qin Hui, that person was not interesting enough, and I only later learned that he was in partnership with someone else to yin you. ”
I smiled and said, "You kid don't have to be cheap and behaved, if it weren't for that old traitor, would you have where you are today?" ”
Yanagi smacked his lips and said, "Yes." ”
I whispered, "Is it convenient to speak now, ask you something." ”
Liu Xia also lowered his voice and said: "I haven't been a big brother for many years, if it is something on the underworld, I can only say that I will do my best, but I dare not guarantee it..."
I smiled and said, "What do you think, let me ask you, how do you feel after eating the grass I gave you?" ”
Yanagi said: "Why are you asking this, after eating." It's like being woken up by someone in a dream, you are alone in the dream, and you are another person when you wake up, and the things in the dream are half remembered and half blurred. ”
"So that means it works quickly?"
"Hmm. Basically, it works as soon as you swallow it. ”
I hurriedly said, "Now I ask you the key question, how long will it take to recur after eating?" ”
Liu Shen groaned for a while and said, "It's about 10 points, last time I finished eating and cleaning up those three boys." That's pretty much it. ”
"How does it feel after repeating, do you not know me at all?"
Yanagishita thought
He said: "Let's take a dream to give you an analogy, if after eating, it seems that when you are so repeated, it seems that you have fallen asleep again, and you fall asleep, and you naturally don't know who else is around you, just like you dream that you are a fish, at this time, I will become a complete king garbage, and only after slowly waking up again can I remember that I am still under the willow." ”
I wiped my sweat and said, "This back and forth is completely a dual personality!" ”
Liu Xia said: "No, gradually get used to it and be unified, for example, after dreaming a lot, you dream that you are a fish, maybe subconsciously you still know what your name is, where you live, and you can call their names when you see familiar people, this is not far from unification, and then slowly you will fully understand, this is a matter of two lifetimes, the last life is the previous life, this life is this life, I will no longer emphasize that I was a robber before, so I don't emphasize that I used to be a robber, Wang garbage is also myself, two lives are combined for a lifetime, That's who I really am. ”
I was dazed and said, "Then you should call Yanagishita garbage now... Last question, how much time do you need to complete the synthesis of your self and self? ”
"If there is no obstacle to understanding at all, it will take about a week."
I hung up the phone and said bitterly: "A week, even if the fat man kills me three times a day, I have to live 21 lives to be able to accompany him." "This is called 21 all for him...
He Tiandou smirked: "It's not that dangerous, I know how deep the relationship between you is." ”
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I stood up and said, "Then give you a day to prepare, and I'll leave tomorrow." ”
Liu Lao Liu said: "There is nothing to prepare, you have to go the best today, time waits for no one, I will give you the car and sealing." ”
I frantically said, "I haven't figured out how to get close to them." ”
Liu Laoliu said: "That's also good to start early, and if you go a day earlier, you will have the initiative to go a day earlier." He patted me on the shoulder and walked out.
He Tiandou said: "Pull out the temptation grass yourself, you also know it." ”
In desperation, I had to come to He Tiandou's lawn, pick up the surface of the turf, and the thick leaves below were one by one, this is the temptation grass, I carefully pulled two down, thinking that there are so many anyway, there is one more, He Tiandou said distressedly: "What are you doing with so much?" If you don't eat this grass for three days, it will be useless. ”
Damn, I accidentally learned another unfortunate news: it turned out that I only had three days.
Liu Laoliu snorted and chirped and pretended to walk around in front of my car and said, "Okay, the sealing technique has also been added to you." ”
I checked my belongings, thought about it and went home and brought Jing Ke's dagger with me, whether this thing can be used or not, it is just a knife thrown in the garbage heap in the Qin Dynasty, and it is a big trouble to put me.
At this time, the two old gods were already standing at the door of the house together, smiling at me, waiting to see me go like a send-off.
As soon as I got into the car, I immediately ran down again and shouted at Liu Lao Liu: "What about the kamikaze you promised me?" ”
What's the matter, how to deal with this immortal and be more careful than selling pirated disks, one will be calculated if he is not careful.
Liu Lao Liu hurriedly smiled and said, "I'm sorry, I forgot if you didn't say it... Lao He, go and take out the kamikaze technique I developed. ”
Take it out? This spell is also in mass production?
He Tiandou was also confused: "What is it?" ”
Liu Lao Liu gave him a look: "Oh, kamikaze..."
The two Heavenly Court liars didn't know how to communicate... It should be a trivial matter to them for a thousand miles of ventriloquist or something, He Tiandou hurriedly ran into the house, and after a while, he took a small electric fan out. Liu Lao Liu took it and picked it up in my car, patted the car door from the outside, and said, "Okay, let's go." ”
I was speechless for a long time and said, "... This is what you call kamikaze? ”
Liu Lao Liu smiled and said: "It burns the electricity on the battery, you just open the front hood after driving and let it blow the engine, absolutely no problem!" ”
… It's a kind way to deal with it, just like a murderous special forces soldier who sees his comrades burn their wounds with white fire... In those years when we used 286 to fight Red Alert, we often had the fan on behind the main chassis.