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It is said that Qiao Anqi "forcibly" entered Chen Xiaotang's room, found fault everywhere, and degraded the place where he lived to nothing. Pen, fun, and www.biquge.info

Chen Xiaotang didn't bother to pay attention to her, so he simply sat back on the side of the bed and pressed the remote control, the TV shows were all in Spanish, and he couldn't understand it at all, but it didn't matter, Chen Xiaotang had prepared the necessary leisure weapons before he came------ opened his luggage, and it turned out to be a lot of videotapes, all of which were some old movies of Hong Kong ~ Hong Kong Shaw Brothers.

chose a box of "One-Armed Knife" filmed by Shaw Brothers, and Chen Xiaotang began to watch it with relish.

Qiao Anqi saw that Chen Xiaotang didn't answer herself, so she tilted her head and watched the TV for a few minutes. It's boring, "You're really earthy enough, I like such an old movie----- I guess this drama is older than my age!" Seeing that Chen Xiaotang still ignored her, Qiao Anqi stretched out her hand, "Bring it!" ”

Chen Xiaotang was confused again, "What did you bring?" ”

Qiao Anqi stood up suddenly, looking very unhappy, "Bath towel!" I've got to take a shower first, right? Are you going to let Miss Ben sit like this? ”

Chen Xiaotang suddenly felt a kind of danger, this little sister wouldn't plan to sleep here tonight, right? After thinking about it, Chen Xiaotang still asked, "I said, you don't really plan to sleep with me tonight, do you?" ”

Qiao Anqi stared. "Didn't you just say okay, let you protect me, with a beautiful woman like me, are you still not satisfied?"

"Aren't you afraid that I'm a big bad wolf and will devour you in one bite?" Chen Xiaotang threatened.

"Hehe, people are still afraid of you------ don't you, be good, give me a towel, wait for me to wash myself white, you can eat it again, isn't that more refreshing?" The little sister smiled strangely.

Chen Xiaotang Khan, he has never encountered this kind of sheep to send tigers.

"Hurry up, I'm sweating and uncomfortable!" Qiao Anqi urged.

Chen Xiaotang was speechless, and directly threw a towel to her and said, "You can use this first!" ”

Joanne took the bath towel. made a grimace at Chen Xiaotang again, seeing her so ghostly, Chen Xiaotang could only shake his head. Count it up. He seems to have shaken his head a lot today.

Soon after Qiao Anqi walked into the bathroom, the door of Chen Xiaotang's room was knocked open. The fat man Wang Jing probed his head and came in, looking around, "What's the matter?" Tang Zai, I seem to hear a woman's voice in your room? ”

Chen Xiaotang has a big head, why did this slut come to visit the door at this time?!

"Ahem, you heard me wrong, where is someone----- right. What are you doing here so late? Chen Xiaotang hurriedly diverted the topic.

The fat man didn't give up, and saw that there was really no one in the room, "Oh, didn't you say that I came to inform you when I found a shooting location?" We've got a place that feels good, see when you have time to check it out. The fat man bent down sharply and looked under the couch. But there was no one.

"I see. It's hard for you----- yawn, I'm tired and want to rest early, do you see if it's ......" Chen Xiaotang stretched his arms and yawned.

"Oh, I understand, but we haven't seen each other all day, do you want a drink-----" the fat man sniffed. He is a love hound in the creation of the story, and the smell of a woman's perfume can't run away from his nose. Ha. This tang boy pretends to be very serious. That's when Spain ate secretly, and I don't know where I hid the woman, is it the bathroom?

"No, I can't sleep even more after drinking too much."

"Then let me use your bathroom, I'm in a hurry!" The fat man was stunned and was about to rush to the bathroom.

Chen Xiaotang hurriedly stopped him, "The toilet inside me is blocked, you better go to your room----" After speaking, he pushed the fat man outside.

The fat man was sure, "Then, Tang Zai, are you honest, is there a woman hidden in the house?" Be honest and don't hide it! ”

"What are you talking nonsense? Am I that kind of person? ”

"Hmph, people's hearts are separated from their stomachs, I'm saying that this is Spain, Spanish girls are hot, I haven't started yet, you went first---- let me see, what do you look like?" The fat man did not give up.

Chen Xiaotang: "you, if you say no, you won't have it!" ”

Fatty: "......"

At this moment, Qiao Anqi's voice came from the bathroom: "Brother Tang, the shampoo is gone, can you hand me another bottle?" ”

Chen Xiaotang: "......"

Fat man also: "......"

Two (the fastest update of the house) big eyes stared.

Suddenly, the fat man looked at Chen Xiaotang with a sigh, and said: "Tang Zai, Tang Zai, I really don't know what to say about you------ here is Spain, you don't want to soak in Spanish chicks, and bring domestic goods home, it's too unstylish!! I despise you...... Chen Xiaotang was speechless.

finally drove away the fat man Wang Jing, who had a stinky mouth, Chen Xiaotang turned around, but saw Qiao Anqi wiping her wet hair and walking out.

Seeing Chen Xiaotang standing in the room, in a daze with him, Qiao Anqi threw the bath towel into Chen Xiaotang's hand, jumped on his bed, and lay on the bed all of a sudden.

"Hee-hee, your bed is quite soft......"

Chen Xiaotang said with a tiger face, "Didn't your family tell you that a man's bed can't be messed up?" Not afraid of accidents? ”

"Just you?" Qiao Anqi's face was full of contempt, "I guess you are not my opponent!" I'm telling you, I'm a karate nine-dan! What's more, no matter what you want to do, people don't plan to resist! After that, he blinked his watery eyes.

Originally, Qiao Anqi made up too much makeup, but at this moment, she washed all the lead, revealing her true face, only to see her bangs and eyebrows, her pupils like paint, that baby face had just been bathed, milky white as jade, natural and pure, so childish and pure as the delicate face of twelve or thirteen cardamom years, but Zhou was everywhere charming, and there was an unspeakable temptation in every gesture.

Looking at the girl in front of him, Chen Xiaotang was simply surprised, such a clear soup hanging water, immature and pure, like the face of a little Lori, but between the eyebrows was so enchanting and charming, it made people suddenly reverie, I just thought that how could this crystal-like wonderful person be the little sister with strong words before? !

This change is too big, isn't it...... It's like two people!!!

Seeing Chen Xiaotang staring at herself in a daze, Qiao Anqi's eyes flashed, "What's the matter, don't you know me?" ”

Chen Xiaotang: "Yes, you have changed a lot------ you were still a sister just now, but now you have become the little Lori------ the one, in fact, you look more beautiful without makeup......

"Hehe, even if you still have a little knowledge------ the reason why people put on makeup is so as not to be too amazing. you salty gentlemen! Qiao Anqi said angrily, and after speaking, she squeezed her eyebrows at Chen Xiaotang, and the coquettishness of a little girl was heartwarming.

"Ahem. yes, it's amazing----- but don't worry, I'm not interested in a little Lori like you. ”

Qiao Anqi saw him say this. His eyes rolled again, "However, you actually know little Lori." It seems that I usually watch pornographic films! Honestly, did you watch a small Japanese movie or an American videotape? ”

Chen Xiaotang snatched the remote control in her hand. Said angrily. "I won't mess around with you, you've taken a shower, let's go back quickly!"

"You're in mind, aren't you? Knowing that I am scared alone and need you to protect me, you still drive me away, and you don't know how to pity the fragrance and cherish the jade, right? Qiao Anqi clasped her hands in front of her chest, and Chen Xiaotang realized that this little sister was small, and her chest was a wonder. Definitely no less than a busty young woman...... saw Chen Xiaotang's eyes looking at her chest. Qiao Anqi simply stepped out further, "How is it?" Pretty big, right? Haven't seen a 34c woman before, right? ”

Chen Xiaotang felt dizzy in his mind again, but he could only say it in a curt. "Okay, okay, I haven't seen anything, I'm kind of scared of you, why are you girls so bold now. But. It's impossible for you to stay with me, and there are still a lot of vacant rooms in this hotel. You just open one. Chen Xiaotang was already afraid of this little sister, and he had misunderstood the fat man who came to "round the room" just now. Chen Xiaotang didn't want to be arrested by him.

Qiao Anqi glanced at Chen Xiaotang, fell backwards with a bang, and lay on the bed, as if chanting, "Now I'm in Spain, not in Hong Kong~Hong Kong, not to mention that I didn't bring my bag...... I didn't bring my ID card...... I didn't bring any money...... If you kick me out, I'll be left to live on the streets, and you can't bear to see me as a beautiful and lovely girl living on the streets in this foreign land? Even if you bear with it, what if I run into a bad person? It's okay to meet bad guys, I'm karate nine dans. But there are a lot of them, what should I do if they rape me? It's okay to be strong ~ violent, just press the ghost. But what should I do if I sell it to the kiln after the strong ~ violence is over? It's okay to sell it in the kiln, it's a big deal that I try to make money to redeem myself. But when I met the black-hearted bustard, he didn't treat me as a human being at all, and when I was ten years later, I was old and weak, and my skin was saggy, and I was thrown into the sea to feed the fish. Can you watch a little girl's fate change so dramatically because of your small move tonight? Don't you feel a troubled conscience? ”

Chen Xiaotang was completely defeated by her, just such a thing, she actually babbled about a long novel.

"Then how do you solve it!" Chen Xiaotang wants to see what she is going to do, and she doesn't really plan to sleep here, right?

Qiao Anqi stared, "Nonsense, of course I'm sleeping here with you, otherwise where are you going?" ”

I'll throw you a big watermelon!

……

Chen Xiaotang put his foul mouth back into his stomach, trying to maintain a pleasant face, "Grandma, you see if this is not going to work......" He took out his wallet and counted out a thousand yuan, "This money should be enough for you to find a hotel to open a room, there is just a hotel nearby, you don't need an ID card or anything, and the room is relatively clean." Shall you go and open a room? Chen Xiaotang said this, as if she had entered her house and planned to occupy the magpie's nest.

But I didn't expect Qiao Anqi to roll her eyes, her head shook like a rattle, and her short hair was tossing and turning in the air, and before she could speak, the short hair was like a steel needle, piercing Chen Xiaotang's heart......

"You're not afraid that I won't be able to get to the hotel at all, and I will be stopped by a group of people on the way. This is Spain, not Hong Kong~Hong Kong! I've heard that there are a lot of hooligans in Spain. Although this girl is a nine-dan taekwondo, but a good man is hard to beat a pack of wolves, and he can't hold four hands with his fists, you should always know, right? What should I do if I am raped ~ raped? It's okay to be strong ~ violent, just press the ghost. But what should I do if I sell it to the kiln after the strong ~ violence is over? It's okay to sell it in the kiln, it's a big deal that I try to make money to redeem myself. But when I met the black-hearted bustard, he didn't treat me as a human being at all, and when I was ten years later, I was old and weak, and my skin was saggy, and I was thrown into the sea to feed the fish. You're going to be able to watch a little girl's fate change so dramatically because of a small move you made tonight? Don't you feel a troubled conscience? ”

Chen Xiaotang was dizzy after hearing this, why did she repeat what she said just now? And it doesn't seem to take away the same thing at all, this skill...... Chen Xiaotang boasts of having an excellent memory, but with such a tirade, I am afraid it will take a little effort to remember......

With patience, Chen Xiaotang continued to lobby. "How can there be so many bad people in this world---- besides, the real New Ngee An gang of bad people have been beaten away by me, what are you afraid of? Shrewd. Take the money and ......" Chen Xiaotang handed over the money again.

Unexpectedly, the little sister still didn't appreciate it, her little eyes rolled several times, her eyes rolled, and she changed her pitiful expression. "You see, my little girl's family is far away in Spain, a foreign country, in case I meet a bad landlord, you know the bad landlord. Just like in the play "Seventy-two Tenants", they are all social idlers, etc., who don't work all day, but rely on a few apartments in their hands to rent out, and they usually don't know who they are. In case I see that I am as beautiful as a flower and my body is weak, I will notify a few little hooligans ~ gangsters ~ the Taibao sister of the mixed flying boy or something, and come to open my door secretly in the middle of the night. If you want to make money, you are not afraid, but in case they forcibly ~ rape me. It's okay to be strong ~ rape. It's time to put pressure on the ghost. But what if the rape is over and I sell it to the kiln......

Hearing that the other party had the potential to tell the super hilarious novel outline a third time, Chen Xiaotang interrupted her in time.

"Alright, stop!" Chen Xiaotang stretched out a palm and made a stop gesture. "You're amazing, you sleep here, I'll go out...... saw Chen Xiaotang pick up his clothes and walk out. Qiao Anqi rolled over on the bed, her hands on her cheeks. Smirked. I don't know why, Chen Xiaotang saw a little sly light flashing in her eyes...... Chen Xiaotang walked out of the door of his room. Walk straight to the fat man's room. Before I reached the door, I heard a mess inside, and it seemed that someone was singing.

Chen Xiaotang pushed the door, and the door was pushed open. I saw the fat man pretending to be deep and playing the Spanish guitar, singing in his mouth:

"You ask me how much I love you

I love you a little

My love is true

My love is true, too

The moon represents my heart......"

Next to the fat man, a Spanish girl in hotel overalls was looking at the fat man affectionately, looking bewitched.

Chen Xiaotang had to admire, this fat man really has a hand, and he tricked a girl over with a lot of effort.

The fat man's eyes were sharp, and when he saw Chen Xiaotang open the door and come in, he made a look at him vigorously, and sang in his mouth: "You ask me how much I love you, Chen Xiaotang, you bastard, leave quickly, my love is true, my love is really gone, leave quickly...... Ulala......"

Chen Xiaotang was speechless, out of sight was pure, and then ignored the pair of "dog men and women", stepped back, closed the door lightly, and no longer disturbed the fat man to win glory for the country and soak Spanish girls.

Since the fat man couldn't live here, Chen Xiaotang had no choice but to retreat and come to the room of photographer Du Kefeng.

Fortunately, Duke Feng is not as abusive as the fat man, and the room is quiet, the two chatted a few words, when it comes to the rental scene filming, Duke Feng sighed a little and said: "Director Wang Jing and I think that there is a manor nearby that is very good, there used to be a lot of crops planted, but due to the pollution discharge from the nearby chemical plant, those crops were destroyed----- Ah Tang, you see that very bleak scene, a large area of crops is yellow in the ground, and even the surrounding trees are charred and black, I don't know and I thought there was a fire......"

Hearing what Duke said so interestingly, Chen Xiaotang couldn't help asking: "Then you can talk to the farmer, we just rent this land to shoot some shots, I think there should be no problem, right?" ”

"The big problem is that after I heard that the farmer's land was destroyed by the chemical plant, he was fighting a lawsuit with the other party, and now the lawsuit is tight, where does he still have the heart to deal with us foreigners."

"It's man-made, I think as long as we are sincere enough, we should be able to convince each other."

"I hope so. Why don't you take the time to go with us tomorrow, there are many people and great power, maybe we can do it. ”

Chen Xiaotang nodded, but took out a pen and paper, and had no intention of sleeping. Duke Feng asked him what he was doing, and Chen Xiaotang said that he wanted to write a song, but in fact, Chen Xiaotang was going to put the song that came to mind when he watched the bullfight...... Create it. Fortunately, Duke Feng is still a ghost next to him, and many English words can just be asked about him, so he won't rack his brains.

Duke Feng didn't seem to be very interested in the song, but under Chen Xiaotang's inquiry, he still helped him write the lyrics very carefully, as for the melody of the song. He couldn't help.

In fact, Duke would never have thought that his accidental help would actually promote the birth of a popular classic in the history of pop music and even the world in the future.

Look at the ...... in your hands The lyrics of this song, Chen Xiaotang can't help but be excited, as a new singer, Chen Xiaotang certainly understands the huge energy contained in this song, if the song is compared to a bomb, then this Mike. Jackson's masterpiece is undoubtedly an atomic bomb. If you detonate it yourself, I'm afraid that the entire history of pop music will be rewritten because of yourself.

But immediately Chen Xiaotang thought of a very funny question: If he sang this song, then what would the future king Mike sing?!

If someone asks how they came up with this classic song, how would they answer? Could it be that after watching the thrilling bullfighting competition, I felt that I directly copied Mike's famous song? !

Of course, you can't answer like this, unless you really have to show off----- but there seems to be another question, that is, when singing this song, Mike's dancing skills are shocking, whether he can perfectly interpret this song, I'm afraid it still depends on his own dancing skills.

Chen Xiaotang has not shown his dancing skills in front of the public for a long time, whether it is singing "Exaggeration" or "Until the End of the World", it is basically a kind of MV form of interpretation, and he has no chance to show his dancing skills. You must know that Chen Xiaotang is the apprentice of Hong Kong dance king Liu Zhaoming, Chen Xiaotang is very confident that if he lets himself dance, it must be a gimmick.

But it seems that Mike's "space step" has not been created yet, is he one step ahead?

In fact, the space step, also known as the sliding step, is a visual illusion effect, that is, the toe of one foot is used to support the ground, the leg is arched, and the heel should be raised as high as possible; Slide the other foot backwards with the sole of the foot, about 1 cm between the two feet, and the heel of the slide is raised, and the foot of the previous support slides backwards, and this is done repeatedly, giving people a sense of gravity floating and gliding.

This trick is not unique to Michael. Earlier users were the French mime performer Marcel? Machaux. In Michael? Before Jackson made the Space Walk famous in 1983, American dance singer Jeffrey? Daniel in 1982 in the UK in a ...... It has also been performed on music programs. But at that time, the sliding step was only a "backward step", and in 1983 Michael Jackson improved it to have a "space step". The name "Space Walk" was also the first to be named by Michael Jackson.

Now it is exactly 83 years, and according to the historical trajectory, the space step will soon be created by Mike, which makes Chen Xiaotang a little nervous, do you do it yourself?

has already plagiarized other people's songs, if even the dance stunt space step that people rely on to become famous has also been plagiarized, isn't it too shameless?!

Chen Xiaotang, a cheeky guy, actually thought very seriously.

However, his thoughts were soon interrupted by the ghost Duke Wind, who hugged the pillow and asked him if he was sleeping? And said he didn't mind sleeping with him.

It's a pity that Duke Feng, like many ghosts, has the smell of foxes, even if he sprinkles too much perfume, he can't cover it. So much so that Chen Xiaotang had to move pillows and blankets, intending to sleep on the sofa in his living room overnight. (To be continued) RQ