Chapter 354. Shit's Chinese ~ national kung fu

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It is said that Chen Xiaotang got into Duke Feng's room and slept on the sofa alone. Pen % fun % Pavilion www.biquge.info

At the same time, in Chen Xiaotang's room, Qiao Anqi watched the Xiang~Hong Kong video brought by Chen Xiaotang for a while, and she was a little sleepy, so she gradually fell asleep.

In her sleep she dreamed of a huge forest, pitch black, and she couldn't see her fingers.

Then she saw a river, the water was clear, and there were many fish swimming in it.

She took off her shoes and put her little feet in the river, feeling the gentleness of the river.

At this time, a charming sika deer, Qiao Anqi happily stroked the sika deer fur with her hand, smooth and delicate, the touch felt very good, the body of the sika deer brought her some warm feelings, she felt that it was very cute, so she touched the beautiful horns on its head with her hand very friendly, at this time the sika deer opened its small mouth and stretched out its pink tongue to lick its cheeks, itchy, numb, comfortable and anxious, and then the sika deer began to move down again, licking their necks with their tongues...

Qiao Anqi felt that her body was hot all over, and her chest was tight, and she couldn't help but say, "It's so hot!" ”

Who knew that the sika deer actually spoke: "Is it hot?" Then take off your clothes! ”

So Qiao Anqi took off her clothes with the help of the sika deer, and immediately felt much cooler and felt good.

Then the sika deer kissed her breasts with her mouth very playfully, white and tender breasts.

Qiao Anqi felt uncomfortable with the itching in her chest, and said, "Don't! ”

"What not? Are you not feeling well? Sika Deer said as she kissed her lips with her tongue.

It's hard to breathe!

Suddenly. The sika deer turned into a man----- it turned out to be Chen Xiaotang, who saved him tonight!!

Angel Jo woke up from her sleep. But I feel like I'm sweating all over my body, especially somewhere... It's wet...

Suddenly, the little sister's pretty face turned red, "Badass, big bad!! They bullied me in their dreams! ”

Just when Qiao Anqi scolded someone fiercely, someone sleeping on the sofa sneezed "Ah" and sneezed very sullenly.

"Hey, who's talking about me?" Chen Xiaotang rubbed his nose, and then clutched the blanket, "I didn't expect the weather in Spain to be so bad, it's only ** month." It's so cold, well, suffocating in a panic, peeing first ----- "Someone is wearing // The fastest text update is ad-free // Rubbing towards the bathroom with a blanket...... Following.

Chen Xiaotang woke up from his sleep. Stretching out, I came back to my senses, and then I remembered what happened last night.

He got dressed and said hello to Duke, then went back to his room and knocked on the door, but no one answered. I pushed it slightly, but the door was not locked.

When I entered the house, I saw that there was still Qiao Anqi's shadow, and the person had already left. Chen Xiaotang breathed a sigh of relief. finally put aside this difficult little sister.

Upon closer inspection, I found a note on the table. It was written in very delicate handwriting: "Big bad guy Chen Xiaotang! Chen Xiaotang is a big bad guy!! ”

Chen Xiaotang was speechless, rubbed his nose, and said in his heart, this girl, I provoked you, how can you say this about me, it's really a good person who has nothing to repay, "Ah ...... It's still early, and according to Chen Xiaotang's habits, this is the time to practice martial arts. As the saying goes, the fist never leaves the hand, especially for a person like him who aspires to be a kung fu actor, after seeing the majesty of Brother Cheng Long and Hong Jinbao and others, he is even more determined to develop in the field of action movies in the future.

Crackling boxing in a hotel room is absolutely not allowed, and I am afraid that I will be kicked out by the room manager before I can make two strokes. Therefore, Chen Xiaotang came directly to the front desk and asked if there was a better gym nearby. When I learned that there was a good gym nearby. Chen Xiaotang walked straight over.

The gym is called "Karadick Fitness Club", and the venue is quite small, with special changing rooms and a bathing center. Walking into the fitness room, I saw many men and women doing various exercises in the fitness hall, and some were standing aside and chatting, looking very casual. After all, there are not many Chinese ~ people in Spain.

Ignoring the curious eyes around him, Chen Xiaotang first walked to the treadmill and jogged for a while.

Not far from him, there is a small ring, where a dark-skinned male coach is teaching a freckled teenager how to practice taekwondo.

The male coach was over 1.9 meters tall, with slightly dark skin, muscular muscles, and a mohican hairstyle, which made him look extremely savage and strong. It's definitely the type of super hunk that makes enemies scream and women crazy.

Now. I saw that the macho coach asked the person next to him to pick four wooden planks and stack them together, and any high kick was kicked and broken, not kicked and broken, but broken in pieces!

The freckled boy seemed to admire it, and clapped his hands, as if he was praising the kung fu of the macho coach.

The macho coach seemed to be very proud, and began to talk a lot of fighting theories to the freckled boy, which was nothing more than saying that when using kicks in combat combat, different kicks should be chosen according to the specific situation, such as the opponent's position, exposed parts, defensive posture and distance between the two sides. When kicking, use footwork to maintain the balance of your body and effectively approach the opponent to make a kick action. Pay attention to the defense of both arms. Immediately after the kick is completed, return to the prepared position and prepare for the next attack and defense. The leg should be returned quickly so as not to be grabbed or held by the other party. The practice method of kicking is mainly to kick the hanging sandbag with various leg methods, and improve the power, speed and height of the kick after repeated practice......

The freckled boy was bored, and he had lost his excitement just now, and was even yawning.

Although Chen Xiaotang couldn't understand what they were saying, looking at the freckled boy's affection, he seemed to be very uninterested in what the macho coach said, and couldn't help but feel funny.

Got off the treadmill. Chen Xiaotang followed his own cultivation method. Began to habitually zama step.

Xingyi Quan has high requirements for Zama steps, especially this three-frame horse step, which is even more eccentric. At the moment, in the eyes of those ghosts, I can't help but be weird, and it's funny, as ugly as a puppy squatting and peeing.

A few of the goblins who were exercising muttered, "Oh my God, what is he doing?" Could it be that this is the legendary Chinese ~ national kung fu? ”

"What an ugly posture, is there something wrong with this person's brain?"

"This is yoga? Oh no, it doesn't look like it, it should be some kind of kung fu in that mysterious China...... Chen Xiaotang turned a blind eye to the discussions around him---- of course, he couldn't understand what these people were muttering. It's just habitually zacked. Evenly spit.

Gradually, those ghosts who originally laughed at this kind of dog squat style were surprised, because Chen Xiaotang stood motionless for ten minutes.

He didn't even lift a finger in those ten minutes. Even his eyes didn't move, as if he were a stone sculpture, without the slightest bit of life.

The freckled boy who was learning taekwondo with the macho coach couldn't help but look around Chen Xiaotang with some curiosity, and even stretched out his hand to gesture twice in front of Chen Xiaotang's eyes, as if he was testing the blind.

Chen Xiaotang is still the same, not moving at all.

The freckled boy was even more energetic, and said a string of words to Chen Xiaotang.

Chen Xiaotang didn't understand, and he wanted to deal with him.

The freckled boy also seemed to know that Chen Xiaotang might not understand what he was saying, so he said in English again: "Are you Chinese~ Chinese?" Is this Chinese ~ Chinese kung fu? ”

Chen Xiaotang still didn't move. It's as if the freckled boy in front of him doesn't exist at all.

The freckled young man had a noble status, and no one had ever dared to ignore himself so much, so he couldn't help but raise his voice in annoyance and say, "Hey, you weird Oriental, I'm asking you, did you hear that?" What a rude guy! ”

Chen Xiaotang still didn't move and didn't speak.

The freckled boy saw that he couldn't do anything about him, so he shook his head and said, "Okay, it seems that you are not only rude, but also very boring---- then I will make you interesting-----" The freckled boy took two discus for weightlifting from the side, and saw that Chen Xiaotang was still not moving, nor did he resist, so he hung the discus directly on Chen Xiaotang's outstretched upper arm.

The two discus together weigh 10 pounds, and ordinary people are hung on their arms like this. It is estimated that if you can't hold on for a minute, your arms will become numb. But Chen Xiaotang didn't, and still walked steadily. Steady as Mount Tai.

"Hey, you're pretty good---- I promise in the name of God that you won't last more than three minutes!" But to the freckle boy's surprise, Chen Xiaotang couldn't help but hold on for three minutes, and it seemed that he could continue to persevere.

The freckled boy was so angry that he put a 40-pound discus on Chen Xiaotang's outstretched arm------

Now the weight hanging on Chen Xiaotang's arms has reached an astonishing 50 catties!!

It is equivalent to making a child about a year old on his left and right arms at the same time.

Looking at Chen Xiaotang again, he still didn't move!! It was as if the whole person had been welded to the ground, still expressionless.

At this moment, the people around were all in a sensation.

"Oh my God, is he still human?!"

"Wow, that's amazing, terrible Chinese ~ Chinese kung fu!"

"Magic! This man must be magical...... After half an hour, Chen Xiaotang finished his work, and after tying up the horse, he didn't seem to care about the 50 catties of discus hanging on his arms. This time, even a fool can see that this Chinese~ Chinese is absolutely extraordinary.

The freckled boy originally thought that Chen Xiaotang would be angry with himself after he finished his work, but who knew that people didn't bird him at all.

In this way, the freckled boy who was originally ready to retreat was very depressed, what do you mean, he didn't take me seriously at all?!

Damn guy!! The freckled boy saw that Chen Xiaotang was about to leave after wiping his sweat with a towel, so he suddenly said behind him: "I said, you are very powerful, aren't you?" Do you dare to compete with my dear coach Bruno? ”

Chen Xiaotang glanced at him, smiled slightly, put the towel on his shoulder, turned around and left.

The freckled young man saw that he couldn't provoke Chen Xiaotang, so he squeezed his eyebrows and looked at his macho coach, "Coach Bruno, it seems that this mysterious gentleman is very disdainful of competing with you." Maybe you're not good enough, people are afraid that they will hurt you and you won't be able to explain. ”

The macho coach was originally the kind of arrogant character, and he was even more of a power-power, seeing that Chen Xiaotang didn't take himself seriously, he snorted coldly, took the first step to block Chen Xiaotang's way, and also said in English: "Yes, man, you look down on me?" Or are you afraid of hurting me? Look at your appearance, you should be Chinese~ Chinese, I have heard that you are very good at Chinese kung fu for a long time, and now I want to see it! ”

Chen Xiaotang might as well be blocked by others and couldn't leave, and he was super depressed. What kind of world is this, I just took a step to attract so many people's attention.

Facing the tyrannosaurus-like fierce male coach in front of him, Chen Xiaotang only said one sentence: "I'm sorry, I'm not interested in fighting more----- please let go!" ”

The macho coach didn't expect Chen Xiaotang to refuse his challenge, and he couldn't help but be a little stunned.

In a country like Spain, which is proud of its bullfighters, it has always admired only those warriors with a fearless spirit, and those who refuse to fight will only be extremely despised and despised.

Where did Chen Xiaotang know that Spain still has this kind of bullshit rules, warrior culture; His uncle, he followed the traditional martial arts of strengthening the body and not causing trouble------

At this moment, all the ghosts in all the fitness rooms threw disdainful, contemptuous, and contemptuous glances at Chen Xiaotang.

There are even people who directly sarcastic: "Coward! "Cowardly fellow!" "He's a coward!" "Timid as a mouse, an Oriental!" …..

The freckled young man was afraid that the world would not be chaotic, and seeing that the big guys unanimously despised Chen Xiaotang's "escape", he shouted in words that Chen Xiaotang could understand: "Hey, you cowardly guy, is your bullshit Chinese kung fu so rubbish?" ”

Chen Xiaotang's figure suddenly paused.

The freckled boy thought there was a play, look, my agitation method is still very effective...... But before he finished being proud, he saw Chen Xiaotang raise his middle finger at him without looking back------ I'll do it!! Then he strode away.

Everyone was stunned.

The freckle boy came back to his strength for a long time, his freckled face was flushed, and he was so angry that he couldn't say a word, and finally said: "shit!" Spineless guy...... As soon as it is delivered, why is this drama in Spain written so carefully, everyone will know how Chen Xiaotang "sonic boom Europe", and how he returned to Hong Kong ~ Hong Kong after a big turn, maybe there is too much foreshadowing, but Bin Tie just wants to write this book more carefully, perhaps, it is not suitable for some people's tastes. (To be continued) RQ