Our new house, two girls occupy a room, although Liu Bang shouted that the lighting is good, but he didn't have much time to come back to live, still lived with the second fool, Xiang Yu ran fast enough when he grabbed the room, but unfortunately the fat man pulled his hind legs, and there was a competitor Wu Sangui in the room upstairs, if you want to say respect for the elderly, I really don't know whether it should be Wu Sangui who has just stood up Xiang Yu's dedication to the sixtieth armor, or the old traitor of the Qing Dynasty who respects the Chu overlord at the end of Qin, and finally Xiang Yu carries forward the style, since he lives downstairs, simply shared a room with Qin Shi Huang.

It is equivalent to saying that in addition to Wu Sangui's independence and me and Baozi in the same room, the others have not changed, these big people still chose their former partners when the room is abundant, but then I saw a little bit that they did not do this to save me money for buying a bed, they prefer to vacate two rooms to do a study and a chess and card room, the petty bourgeoisie is very serious, for example, Li Shishi can write and read the script in the former, if we are interested, we will accompany Liu Bang to play mahjong in the latter, Hua Mulan and Wu Sangui can continue to talk on paper here.

At noon, Baozi came back, the brightly colored Chevrolet stopped silently at the door, Baozi got out of the car, pinched the key and walked in, as if it was really a bit of a noblewoman's taste, maybe get off such an expensive car, and look like a maverick nobleman in a sack.

Everyone looked at her with a smile and asked, "How does it feel to be the boss?" ”

Baozi said quite awkwardly: "It's not very good, I used to stand and they also stood, but now I stand and say, they sit and listen." ”

I smiled and said, "Don't you praise your man for his ability?" ”

Baozi glared at me and said, "No, they say that men become bad when they are rich, so let me take time out to look at you." Don't worry about things in the store. ”

I said with a dark face: "Whoever said this is all fired, how can any employee be so careless with the boss, you must give them a salary increase, right?" ”

Baozi said while changing his shoes: "I just came back today." When did you buy the land and house, and how long did you hide it from me? ”

I was speechless for a moment, this kind of question seems to be a question that ordinary women should ask clearly on the night of candles in the cave room while they are tender and sweet, right? I really don't know when I'll be able to fully adapt to the slow half-beat mindset of buns.

Liu Bang said: "Let's go, let's go out and celebrate with a meal." ”

Baozi immediately said: "Then how can it be done, the first meal of the new house must be made by yourself." ”

At this time, I found out that she was still carrying vegetables in her hand, but the grade was really improved, and they were all packaged in the supermarket.

Liu Bang said: "Let's go out to eat, it's a big deal, I'll invite you." ”

Bun Niu B ran into the kitchen in a few steps, and poked his head out at the end. "No one is allowed to come in, the kitchen is my own today."

Everyone sat in the restaurant drinking tea and waiting, Xiang Yu lit the table with his hand and said, "Baozi is such a good girl..."

If someone usually said this, they would definitely get everyone's agreement, but at this moment, we all looked at Xiang Yu with a smile. No one spoke, because we knew he had an ulterior motive in saying that... Baozi is his granddaughter who has been heavy for many generations, so we won't boast. Shame on him.

Xiang Yu saw that no one was applauding, and he moved the cup and said to himself: "Let me think about it, Baozi can be the offspring of me and which woman..."

Xiang Yu suddenly raised his head, looked at me and said, "Xiaoqiang, don't like to listen to me, I had two concubines before I met Ah Yu, but none of them looked like buns!" ”

Everyone: "..."

I fully believe in Xiang Yu's words, no matter from which point of view, there is no reason for the overlord of Chu to find a concubine who grows like Baozi, it can be seen that the genetics are not very reliable, and the reasonable explanation can only be the genetic mutation of the old Xiang family, so although the generation of Baozi can't "pull out the mountain." "But it has a protective color.

Master Li smiled: "Have you noticed, Sister Baozi is actually not ugly, her facial features are arbitrarily taken out, although they are not Peugeot." It's not ugly, but the face is a little rounder. The old people say that this is a blessing. ”

Everyone nodded.

I said in despair, "Then it looks like I can't do cosmetic surgery." "I suddenly found that what Master Li said was very right, Baozi's eyes are not small, her nose is not collapsed, and her eyebrows are a little heavier, but it is still very interesting to describe, and in the end I can only describe her like this: reasonable facial features appear on a wrong face. But I didn't plan to let her go for liposuction, the bun is not filled, then the skin is left, and I can't stand it with 18 pleats...

suddenly sighed: "Baozi is a real woman, how can I be like me, no one pays attention to my beauty and ugliness when I am in one." ”

Master Li also sighed: "That's better than just liking your face." ”

Qin Shi Huang and the others listened to the two girls talk about the past, and when they thought about themselves, they were speechless, and none of these people seemed to be particularly happy. The fat man has been fighting for power with people and even his own father all his life, Xiang Yu lost the mountains and rivers, Bangzi's wife and mother's family did not stop, Wu Sangui left a reputation for eternity, and the two fools made people fool and sacrifice their lives for righteousness, they each have their own troubles, and my situation is: People with all kinds of troubles are now running to me, which is particularly annoying.

I laughed dryly, "It's all people with stories..."

At this time, the first dish of steamed buns came up, and he casually asked, "Who has a story?" ”

Wu Sangui said suddenly: "Xiaoqiang, how long do you plan to hide our identity?" ”

Bao Ziqi said: "What is your identity?" ”

Wu Sangui put his big back on his head and said, "Baozi, in fact, my name is Sangui." Baozi knew that his surname was Wu, if he was a person with a certain knowledge of history, he would blurt out the name of the old traitor, but Baozi smiled and said: "What's so strange about that, I know several people called Sanguidi, my dad and their unit are funny, one of the two surnamed Wang is called Wang Qi and the other is called Wang Jiuge." ”

Liu Bang muttered: "Wang Qi, his brother, Wang Jiu, his brother... Aren't they all kings? ”

Baozi slapped his leg and said, "Or how can you say it's funny?" ”

Wu Sangui is full of black lines...

I pointed to the kitchen and said, "Go ahead, it's done." ”

After Baozi left, I said to Wu Sangui: "Third brother, why tell her, isn't it good to be confused?" ”

Master Li said: "I don't agree to tell her now. ”

Wu Sangui said: "I just think that firstly, it is not a matter for Xiaoqiang to go on like this, and secondly, I Wu Mouxing will not change my name or surname, everyone is a friend, and she should be let know who I am." ”

I know that Wu Sangui is already a little slightly obsessive-compulsive, and anyone he likes must tell you his name first, so as not to make you feel deceived by him. In the final analysis, the old traitor is still a little inferior.

I said to Wu Sangui: "It's okay, you can tell her directly that your name is Wu Sangui in a while, and see if she can distinguish between you and Jin Sanshun." ”

Wu Sangui saw that his proposal had a dismal response, so he said to the ancestor of Baozi who was sitting next to him: "Brother Xiang, don't you want to enjoy the joy of family?" Baozi is also your little granddaughter, right? ”

Xiang Yu said: "I'm thirty and she is twenty-seven, do you have such a family happiness?" ”

So the topic stopped.

Master Li said to Mulan: "Sister Mulan, there is a beauty contest recently, do you participate?" Master Li knew Mulan's regrets and yearnings, and wanted to make her a woman once again in this way.

Hua Mulan waved her hand and smiled: "It's just to show your thighs for people to look at, I can't do it." Master Li nodded in understanding, although they come from different eras and have different identities, but conservative concepts have been deeply rooted, and it is really unacceptable to wear swimsuits to the T-shaped catwalk... Although I just like it... See.

Master Li said: "Then you go and be a judge." ”

"What am I, still a judge?"

Master Li said with a smile: "The identity is not just written casually, and when the subtitles are there, you will be marked with a world-famous model or a fashion designer." ”

I can hear this, this beauty contest is mostly organized by Jin Shaoyan and his company, I hurriedly said: "Get my cousin too, you can make up your identity, it's okay to say that I am a person released by Xing Man, as long as I am a judge." "When the time comes, I hang the key to the hotel room on the door, and in the middle of the night, there are indispensable models with tall legs and long legs getting into my bed.

Master Li glared at me and said, "We only need female judges." ”

I said, "That's a, don't you still have male models?" ”

Hua Mulan smiled: "Then I'll go and see the excitement." ”

I reminded her: "Remember, the mouth must be poisonous, whether it is good or bad, come up and say, 'You are simply torturing our eyes,' or say, 'With your size, you can barely be considered a normal person by standing in the haha mirror'." ”