It is said that the pressure on the shoulders of a man after marriage will be greater, but I do feel that since I moved to a new house, I rarely sleep more than 12 hours

Compared with me, everyone else is busy, Master Li's movie has entered the post-production stage, Mulan really went to see other people's beauty pageants, but contrary to the advice I gave her, she is simply a good gentleman, she praises everyone when she sees it, the judges each have a light in their hands, and they agree with the contestant to go to the next link, and Mulan's light has never been extinguished.

Xiang Yu naturally needless to say, he accompanies Zhang Bing every day, and sometimes he will take her to stay at home for a while, but according to our observations, there is not much passion between the two people, more like a pair of ordinary lovers, but this seems to be normal, life is like this smooths people out, especially after leaving their original living environment, Yang Guo and Xiaolongnu withdraw from the rivers and lakes, isn't it the day of oil, salt, sauce and vinegar, after the prince and the princess get married, the prince will gradually become a bald king, and the princess will become a jealous queen, Until they inadvertently offended a female cultivator and were cursed, and then their lively and cute little princess could only wait for other princes to overcome obstacles to wake them up, and the story kept circulating, and those writers in the West supported themselves by dragging their manuscripts like this.

Like me, Qin Shi Huang is the first emperor, he has maintained the original trajectory of life, for others, it is interesting to change the environment and do something, but it is different when he has been an emperor, once the sea is difficult to water, and he is different from Liu Bang, Liu Bang is a pole to do it himself, so Liu Bang has a great interest in occupying the piracy market, and the fat man is not enthusiastic about this kind of thing of buying a few peasant uprisings.

But I took a step forward. That is, the tea drink developed by Lu Yu was put on the market, but I didn't expect that the initiator was just a few days after I came. Mao classmate came to the day he worked very hard to analyze the background of this era, and he still positioned his identity on the doorman, when he understood that there was no need to attack the city and plunder the land, he began to find a way to help me get money, Mao summed up his own lessons and lessons, knowing that he must be famous as soon as possible, and the reality is no longer 3 time for him to stand out, so he quickly found the right time to put the tea developed by Lu Yu and Hua Tuo on the market, and even the car door will not open Mao Sui to negotiate with people everywhere, However, the feedback back is not bad. Many entrepreneurs say that Mao Sui is refreshing and cunning, and he is a master of eloquence who knows that he will suffer a loss when dealing with him, but he still can't help but cooperate with him, but sometimes he likes to speak in a threatening tone... I can understand this point, the lobbyists and strategists in the Qin Dynasty were good at this trick, from Xiangru to Cao Mo to Mao Sui. Especially for customers like Mao Sui, they like Ba's tirade, of course. When encountering a particularly clear situation, as soon as such a situation appears, the lobbyists will be annoyed and angry, some press the sword, some lift the ashtray on the table, and say to the other monarch: Lao Tzu said for a long time, you still don't eat water and rice, which provokes Lao Tzu to be angry and scatter it (equivalent to five steps of blood splashing in the original text). The other boss's bodyguard didn't dare to step forward because he was far from the ground, so he had to sign a contract (blood alliance), and the deal was made.

The response to our tea has been very good after it has been launched, and the money is no slower than that of five-star juniper. After all, no matter how good the wine is, there are limitations, and the drink is different, before the assembly line. Mao Sui researched the mineral water of a Japanese holding company and suggested that I also print "selected high-quality water sources." "But I think it's unkind to do this, mainly without investigation, and besides, isn't the original intention of adding herbs to the water to make the tap water taste better? So I directly printed it as "using public water supply", and Mao Sui said that since it was all printed like this, don't try to cover it, just add a bracket, which reads: that is, tap water. This move made consumers feel more solid, and the sales of tea reached a new high.

On this day, Liu Lao Liu found me and directly handed me a packet of chewing gum and said, "This is your salary this month." ”

This gum is exactly the same as the one sold on the market, and it is also 5 packs. With the precedent of biscuits, I didn't dare to stuff them in my mouth, and cautiously asked, "What is this for?" ”

Liu Lao Liu said: "When you chew it, you can turn your face into what you imagined." ”

I wondered, "How... What do you mean? ”

"That is, before you chew it, think about a person's face in your head, and then your face will change to this person, like you want to be like me..."

I hurriedly said: "It's not easy to become like you, and I crashed into it at a speed of 80 miles." ”

Liu Lao Liu ignored my sarcasm and said, "Note."

has a changed face, and you are still the same as you are now, so remind you that once you become Xiang Yu, you are likely to be recognized because of your inconsistent figure. ”

I asked, "Are there any other precautions, can you always change your face just by chewing it?" ”

Liu Laoliu said: "Of course not, this thing is only effective when there is still a sugar taste, and the pack I gave you can only change one face per piece, and we also have a lemon flavor that can keep changing after eating, which is much more powerful than those face changing masters in Sichuan." ”

"Then why don't you bring me lemon flavor?"

Liu Lao Liu said: "You are too thick-skinned, just change it once at a time, and it is easy to squeeze your facial features together because of the execution buffer." ”

I said, "Damn, does a thick skin affect the speed of the Internet?" "I was going to chew on a piece and turn myself into a star to take pictures in front of the house.

I was holding the gum, and suddenly a question came to mind, and I asked Liu Laoliu: "That... I just got up, what's the use of me holding this thing? "I found that the things that Liu Lao Liu gave me are getting more and more bizarre, mind reading is quite practical, you can play to relieve boredom if you have nothing to do, the limitations of cookies are relatively large, not to mention the small number, even if I have countless things, but what's the use? Except in very special circumstances, what is the matter with me transforming into someone else? This time it's even better, and directly sent me a pack of special tools for two-skin faces, which have no practical value other than making buns become Lin Chiling.

Liu Lao Liu looked a little embarrassed, and stammered: "Maybe... Maybe you can use it later, don't waste it. "Could it be that he has already seen that I am going to use this as a spring envoy? By the way, he should also be able to read minds, I quietly took out my mobile phone and used one on the old liar, peeked at the phone screen, and wrote: You use a skill numbered 7474748 for high-level users, warn once, your behavior will be recorded as a stain, and we will reserve the right to cancel your skill and the right to prosecute and finally explain...

I was dumbfounded and said, "Damn, do you need this?" ”

Liu Lao Liu smiled and said: "Xiao'er, with your little trick, you still want to yin me?" ”

I said, "It's going to be fine, you don't even give me a rule of use, and now you directly sue me for violating the rules, you belong to the overlord clause." ”

Liu Lao Liu said: "It's okay, usually if I don't sue you, they don't bother to ask, I'll invite the people in the archives to have a meal another day, and wipe the stain on you." ”

I squinted at him, "When did you treat me so well?" Is there going to be some kind of moth? ”

Liu Lao Liu rarely looked at the sky solemnly and sighed: "It seems that it will be chaotic for a while soon." ”

"What's wrong?"

"I don't understand, this is my hunch."

I said depressedly: "Aren't you a god, are you going to be punished by heaven or will you be doomed?" ”

Liu Lao Liu said gloomily: "There are some things that the gods can't control, if you can't pass this level, it will be a catastrophe!" ”

I said, "The Heavenly Court Index has also fallen below 1,300 points

Liu Laoliu shook his head and said: "When Sun Wukong was making trouble in the Heavenly Palace, he was to 1500... As soon as I thought about it, when your five-star juniper was listed, I got some original shares, but now I don't know the root of the root and don't dare to buy it at all, especially eating and drinking, maybe when the poison will be detected. ”

Me: "..."

After Liu Laoliu left, Yan Jingsheng called me, saying that the central, provincial and municipal governments had issued documents asking us to prepare to receive a group of international friends to visit, including martial arts and various forms of competitive groups in various countries and the world's major mainstream media.

Yan Jingsheng asked me, "Are we going to organize some students to rehearse a welcome ceremony or something?" ”

I said, "No, they are coming, not us, you don't need to say anything about the students, when those people come, we are still the same as usual." ”

"Then you have to invite some relevant leaders, right?"

"Then you see, by the way, invite Principal Zhang."

Yan Jingsheng said with a smile: "This is natural, the honorary principal, you must be invited." ”

I said, "Let's take away the word fame, and make the old man happy and happy with the excitement." ”

Yan Jingsheng was stunned for a moment, and then said a little sadly: "I understand." ”