I have always been respectful of poets, people always have a fear and rejection of things that they can never understand, and poets are full of dangerous smells, you don't know when he will go crazy and take an axe to cut off the brains of others and himself, and the name is: I love you too much.

How good the non-famous Internet writer Zhang Xiaohua said: Seeing a poet and giving a brick is the least social morality.

Fortunately, Li Bai's surname is more frenzied, his white hair is repeatedly draped over his shoulders, and he wears a T-shirt with blue prints on a white background, which is more like a painter of Chinese paintings, and I prefer to paint Chinese paintings than poets. Now he and Song Qing are sitting together, listening to Song Qing enlighten him, Song Qing told him that there is a kind of microphone in this world, as long as it is on the mouth, the words spoken can be vibrating for thousands of miles, Li Bai touched his chin and thought: "There was such a thing on the Golden Palace back then......" His divergent thinking is very in line with the popular YY trend, in fact, if he wants to have such a thing dedicated to Li Longji, it is much more beneficial to his career than if he writes thousands of poems.

Everyone knows that the feudal emperor has a hundred civil and military officials, at that time, Wendong Wuxi stood in two shifts, that is to say, there were only two rows, which was a challenge to space saving, because the person standing at the back of the line was 108,000 miles away from the emperor, and the emperor has always spoken slowly, which objectively caused many people to not hear what he was talking about, and you can't say "dry" to the emperor? "One can die and pick up the honey"? You can't even hold the shoulders of the person in front of you and ask, "What does the holy old girl live for nothing?" For example, when the emperor said "develop the west", the last one is likely to hear it as "don't wear underwear", and over time, such a person will either be exiled or beheaded, so that many ministers with bad ears sigh and sigh that "accompanying the king is like accompanying the tiger" -- where is this nonsense, why is no one stopping me?

After Li Bai understood the role of the microphone, he stunned Song Qing with one sentence: "Why is this happening?" ”

This kind of person is the most hateful, he has to inch in, tell him something, he has to ask why, think he is loli, and this kind of person also has a problem that you don't let him do anything, he does something, except for letting him touch the soldering iron. Poor Song Qing, how does he know why, I don't know if he can know?

But it's really amazing, two batteries stuffed in a barrel can amplify the sound so loudly, why is that?

Jing Er stupidly came over when he heard this, and said mysteriously: "Because there is a villain in it......"

Li Bai immediately understood: "It was they who helped shout together......"

I don't pay attention to them anymore, continue to watch the game, after the martial arts family made such a fuss, the audience who was once embarrassed by the sea didn't care about other shows at all, and those performance teams were really lackluster, we were very interested, the good news is that Lin Chong said that if it goes on like this, the first half of the performance of 300 will also win the first place.

The audience had no fun, and naturally focused their eyes on our school flag, and they were also divided into three major factions, the first group thought that it was painted with a Xiang Yue Kui and two triangles, although they did not understand why there were triangles, but they were very sure of Xiang Yue Kui, most of the people in this faction had little imagination, and most of them were administrators; The second group thinks that it is Crayon Xiaoxin, and they also deduce from this that our school is actually a kindergarten-like children's interest group, and people who hold this idea are generally naïve, and there are all kinds of occupations; The third group is the mainstream faction, who believe that our school flag is still scribbled and scribbled like that when it is hung so high, the organizing committee of the conference should be responsible......

When everyone was bored, the host came to the stage to announce the curtain: "The next show is performed by the Crescent Girls' Bodyguard School." ”

The leader of the team closest to the stage was dissatisfied: "Why don't they line up?" ”

At this time, a long line of beautiful girls ran out of the VIP seat opposite, all wearing small short skirts, half-sleeved shirts, a gust of fragrant wind swept by, and came to the stage in a short time, the leader was not squinting, but also a beautiful girl, she smiled at the person who complained, and said softly: "I'm sorry, we were already prepared when we were notified, but it took too much time to change clothes...... Why don't you go first? ”

The man was almost dazzled by the girls' little white arms and legs, he scratched his head, and said embarrassedly: "How can I let you bask outside, it's okay if we wait." As he spoke, he turned back to his companions and asked, "Did you say that?" His companions had already narrowed their eyes, and the corners of their mouths were smiling incomprehensibly, and they were concentrating on choosing their favorite type, and when they saw the leader asking, they nodded busily.

The girl smiled softly at them, and then led the group slowly onto the stage. Although they are dressed more lively and pretty today, but the people in the audience don't even have a coax, people know that these girls are not simple, they were beaten by the female team leader yesterday, and they are all obedient today, and more importantly, they want to see what else they can do.

I wondered while I was curious, wouldn't they be dressed like this, wouldn't they even be able to turn their heads over, and they couldn't squint, who would split bricks?

After more than a dozen girls stood up, the music was together, and they started boxing so slowly, I watched it for a long time, slow or slow, there was no surprise at all, I pulled Lin Chong's sleeve and asked: "This set of boxing also implies killing?" ”

Lin Chong shook his head and said, "I don't understand what they want to do, it's just an ordinary set of Taizu long fists." ”

Wu Yong suddenly interjected: "Taizu Changquan is a Shaolin boxing method. ”

I looked at the old monk, and sure enough, I saw that the old man was smiling, and he couldn't even bother to shake the sand in his eyebrows.

The girls took the fist, and took the sword from the assistant in the audience to draw circles, as soon as I saw the circle, I subconsciously looked at the old way, the old way took the hat in his hand and patted it, happy, the expression is very ethereal, very ethereal.

I blurted out, "Tai Chi Sword!" This time, Lin Chong was curious: "What is the Taiji Sword?" ”

I said casually: "It's a kind of swordsmanship that has no tricks to win and moves, and whoever forgets it the fastest after reading it is powerful." ”

"Those who haven't practiced can't make a move, isn't it the most powerful?"

I glanced at him sideways and said disdainfully: "So you are a marksmanship stream, I am a stream of consciousness, not a grade." ”

At this time, those girls finally caught and wrestled, but it was also to the point, which was probably the sycophant of which judge.

Wu Yong smiled slightly: "What a trick to Tian Ji horse racing." ”

I also vaguely felt that there was a conspiracy in it, and hurriedly asked, "What do you mean?" ”

Wu picked up a newspaper and fanned the wind with his habitual surname, and said: "I have always wondered why they performed an extra show yesterday, which was thankless, and I didn't see the meaning until today." Yesterday's performance was to make people dare not underestimate them and not use them as vases, but today is the real performance. ”

I said, "Wouldn't it be better for them to carry yesterday's suit to today?" ”

Wu Yong shook his head and said: "Kicking the bottle and splitting bricks, after all, it is too ordinary, it is very difficult to make a splash on an occasion like today, listening to what Sect Leader Lin said, it should not be comparable to the stick method of the Yue family." ”

Lin Chong said: "It's far from comparable." ”

"So-" Wu Yong continued, "this is called the second and the other, two appearances, their limelight is still a little better in the end, do you see their dress?" ”

I was like a cloud: "Ah, what? ”

"They dress like this, just to remind everyone that they are women after all, and everyone should be lenient with them, which is very pleasing in itself, and then in terms of performance alone, a group of girls can be so knowledgeable, but they are a higher level, I look at this exhibition competition, they are determined to win."

I muttered, "I know you're a kobold strategist, but don't you think people are so bad?" ”

Of course, Wu Yong didn't hear this, he shook his head and said: "If you can overcome rigidity with softness and know how to win with a low profile, the other party is really a strong enemy, a real enemy." ”

Zhao Bai's face suddenly shrugged and said, "There is murderous aura!" ”

I followed his gaze with the binoculars in my hand, and saw a beautiful woman on the other side looking at him with interest, and needless to say, I could see her eyes narrowed into a thin slit almost through her two lenses......

The girls ended the performance lightly, and then looked at the podium, several judges showed kind smiles, as if even the pain of being swept by the sand and dust just now had been soothed.

……

On the same day, the conference ended the exhibition competition, and after the judges have been evaluated, the first place: Crescent Women's Bodyguard School, and the second place: Yucai Wenwu School......

Afterwards, I summed up the lessons and came to the conclusion that if we didn't take the stick at the beginning, we wouldn't have lost; Performing with a broomstick, we won't lose if we remove the hook and sickle section.

The most important point is that if there was no small east wind at that time, we would not have lost, which shows that the saying that the time is not as good as the place is sometimes not so accurate.

Then I was depressed for a long time, and I even wondered if I should move up the list I wanted to win because of the lack of performance in the exhibition match......

(To be continued)