The chairman of the jury and the staff asked a few words, and suddenly glanced at us with unkind eyes, and my heart was tight.

After the other teams resumed their performances, Xu Delong took 300 and said that they were going back to school, obviously they were very satisfied with their performances, and they all looked good.

Li Jingshui and Wei Tiezhu ran over and grabbed my hand and said excitedly, "Brother Xiao, how are we performing?" ”

I forced a smile and said, "Not bad." ”

Wei Tiezhu said: "The front is all transitions, and the most exciting thing is the set of subduing magic stick methods in the back. ”

I said, "Isn't it a hook and sickle behind you?" ”

Wei Tiezhu said: "That's also a transition. ”

I covered my heart and said, "...... Go back and rest early. "I'll have to ask Secretary Liu for a few quick-acting tablets later, and by the way, I'll report the broom money.

When I send them away, thinking about Wei Tiezhu's words, I can't wait to hit my head and die.

I returned to my seat with a gloomy face, I don't know which martial arts gym was performing, it seems that it is still a martial arts family, a nail board has already been placed on the stage, an old man and a young father and son came to the stage to compare paintings, and finally Lao Tzu kicked his son to lie down, just fell on the nail board, the son no longer got up, the son's son - two thirteen or fourteen-year-old grandsons carried a stone slab up, buckled the stone slab on their Lao Tzu, and then a slender waist bee-like woman jumped on the stage, came out with a small gong, and knocked it flirtatiously for a while, Then he made a quartet, and said with a smile on his eyebrows: "Three generations of a family will come to perform and gather at the martial arts conference." By asking where the restaurant is, the strong throat choked seven. ”

The audience was dumbfounded, the judges were collectively petrified, and my depression was swept away, and I adjusted the focus of the binoculars and said, "Hey, that's kind of interesting." ”

At this time, some people began to coax, the slender waist young woman was not surprised, and she recruited a few men casually with silky eyes, and asked them to check the sharpness of the nail board on the ground and the authenticity of the stone slab, several men touched this and knocked that, and then unanimously raised their hands to all sides to indicate that it was a real knife and a real gun, and the audience began to whistle and cheer, and the bald people of a certain Northeast martial arts hall even pulled up a wave of people, they stood up and sat down from east to west and sat down and reciprocated several times, forming a huge shock wave, which infected the Guangdong team next to them, Then Shanxi, Shandong, Hubei, Henan, the audience also coaxed, the whole stadium was churning, and finally the evil wave of the honest and introverted Gansu team stopped.

On this occasion, the young woman's father-in-law took the hammer from his grandson's hand, and the hammer fell, and the stone slab on the man's body broke abruptly, and the man also jumped up, picked up a bowl of water and drank it in a big gulp, and then turned around and asked the audience to check whether his back had become a watering can.

The young woman pulled her husband to her side, pulled out a microphone from her arms, and shouted, "Why do you think he is so good?" ”

The audience shouted, "Why-"

The young woman, sensational: "Do you really want to know? ”

Audience: "I really want to-"

The young woman touched herself in her arms, and there were several more packets of pills in her hand......

Zhang Qing was stunned and said: "Selling strong pills - I originally thought that they were selling strong pills, but I didn't expect that they were really selling strong pills." ”

The young woman made a move like electricity, and temporarily brought those people on the stage to put a pill in each of their mouths, and immediately put the microphone up and asked, "Is it delicious?" ”

The person who was questioned smacked his lips and said, "It's delicious, it's just a bit like ......."

The young woman immediately withdrew the microphone, got into her husband's arms, and said happily, "Do you want to be as strong as him?" ”

This time, the audience laughed and didn't answer, everyone could see that the man's face was yellow and thin, and he was either squeezed into dregs or smashed out of internal injuries, and people who did what their family did already knew it, so let's watch it as a joke now (in other words, the high IQ of NPCs in this book is also a major attraction - author's note).

Seeing that the people were relieving, the young woman pushed the man away and jumped to her feet and shouted, "You must let me earn the slate money back, right?" Everyone in the audience laughed, and the woman said and pushed the two children, and each of these two children carried a bag of strong pills to the audience, and shouted: "Tiger whip deer antler python urine carefully refined strong pills, he is good for you to come - one dollar." ”

As I watched, I said, "Damn it's not good to make a fuss, it's performance art." ”

The audience is also greedy for fun, many people have donated money, and they can't do it for a dollar now, and they still pay 6 cents to go to the toilet with paper, and they can't even go twice for a dollar. When I bought it and gave it to my mouth, I nodded and said: It's delicious, sweet and sour.

In fact, the second half of the unfinished sentence of the person on the stage just now was: "...... It's a bit like fruit dan peel. ”

At this time, the judges were already so angry that their noses and faces were slanted, they got together and exchanged heads for a long time, and then called the staff up to study for a long time, and their faces showed a blank look, and then the sweaty host jumped on the stage like a wild dog (for the third time), and said embarrassedly: "After the research of the conference, it was found that this performance team just now is not our team at all, please beware of being deceived - security, where is the security?" There was a lot of laughter in the room.

Four or five security guards ran to the field in embarrassment, ready to catch the old man and his wife who were packing up the props, the old man shook the hammer in his palm, sneered slightly, and the security guards shouted together: "We respect the old and love the young!" "Drift turn, grab the man. The man held the pegboard to meet it, a security guard was wearing military leather shoes, and he flashed a flying foot at the pegboard, but he couldn't pull it off when he was stuck on it, and the rest of the security guards ran away, and the man ran after him, and the security guard could only jump on crutches to follow, but fortunately, this person was very anxious, and he untied his shoelaces while jumping, and finally had to take it off.

The people inside and outside the stadium have long been crazy, in fact, there are countless practitioners here, and it is easy to hold these people, but such an interesting scene is rare to see and no one wants to break it, and they look at the sale of strong pills better than seeing the security guards, until the end of the martial arts conference Long after, people talk about the martial arts performance competition stage, and there are many people who think that the first place should really be awarded to this seller of strong pills.

The old man was invincible with a hammer, the first to climb out of the wall, the man pushed the nail board, like a police officer suppressing the riot, the young woman did not hurry to follow behind her husband, to the wall, the man threw the nail board outside, he first went up the wall, and then turned back to pull his wife, but the woman was not simple, ignoring her husband's outstretched hand, and kicked on the wall as soon as her waist was twisted, not wanting to jump out of her arms and fall a lot, there were microphones, strong pills, handkerchiefs, small knives, small scissors or something, she sat on the wall, whispered to the male audience below who was in a daze: "This big brother, trouble you." ”

The audience was busy picking up all the things on the ground and handing them to her, she only picked up some useful ones, and left a bunch of strong pills in the hands of the audience, and said with a smile: "Those are for you to eat." With that, he twisted his waist and jumped out. After a long time, a military leather shoe was thrown in abruptly from the other side of the wall......

I was watching and having fun, Lu Junyi and Wu Yong couldn't help laughing, Ni Siyu couldn't even straighten his waist with a smile, the heroes all came up to watch, laughed loudly, Hu Sanniang suddenly said: "Hey, you look at that couple, it looks like Zhang Qing and the second sister!" ”

Lin Chong looked at it carefully, nodded and said, "There are three points like looks, and there are three points like kung fu." Xiao Rang sighed: "No matter how similar it looks, this person is not the other person after all, empty and melancholy." I sounded him: "Strong throat chokes!" ”

Xiao Rang's unintentional remark made Xiang Yu's face change greatly, he staggered a few steps and sat down in the first row of seats, but everyone was watching the excitement, and no one noticed it.

The old man and the couple left, the two children were still dragging their pockets to sell "strong pills", the two security guards ran towards them, the two children were not in a hurry, and walked to the top of the steps while selling, the book has been tabled, the so-called strong pills, the main ingredient is fruit dan peel, coated with blackberry powder, sitting outside in the summer, it really has the effect of quenching heat and quenching thirst, although the price is a little expensive, but people for fun, and know that it is not bad to eat, so they still buy a handful, and so the security guards open the crowd to come to the front, the two children's pockets have been sold short, The slightly larger one put his hands together and let his younger brother climb the wall with his palms, at this time the first security guard was already smelling his breath, Hu Sanniang saw this and hurriedly ran out, and said: "I'll help them......" Li Kui shouted: "I'll go too." ”

Dong Ping stretched out his hand to hold the two of them, and said with a smile: "What should I do with them?" ”

At this time, the younger brother on the wall stretched out his hand to pull his brother up, but in fact, it was too late, if the brother climbed up now, he would inevitably be pulled down by the security guard, only to see that the brother was not in a hurry, calm and relaxed, the security guard also muttered, wanted to step forward but did not dare to step forward, and was caught off guard The brother shouted at his face: "Phew! ”

The security guard was startled, his body tilted backwards and fell, until it was not supported by the person behind him, he really went down, taking advantage of this time, the elder brother took his younger brother's hand and climbed the wall in two steps, laughed twice, and disappeared again.

At this moment, the whole stadium was overturned by laughter, and the people of the organizing committee called the security guards together and angrily asked how these people got in.

I was gloating over there when a young man from the organizing committee came up to me and said that according to the security guards at the gate, the few people who sold Dianabol claimed to know Xiaoqiang, who was me, and they let those people in. So the organizing committee sent him to ask me if I knew those charlatans.

This time it was my turn to be depressed, so I patted him on the shoulder and said, "That's what you're wrong, obviously I can't know them - besides, the security guards who are looking for me are carrying hammers and pegboards?" I said, "It's okay to sell strong pills, didn't you let the 300 sweepers just now let them go?" This is an oversight in your work. ”

Xiao Young opened his mouth wide in shock: "You didn't know those just now?" ”

I smiled and said: "Play with you, in the future, anyone who says they know me will give in to the code: the last sentence is to ask where the restaurant is, and the next sentence is to choke on the strong throat." ”

When he left, I touched my chin and said, "Strange, how did the seller of strong pills know me?" ”

Li Bai suddenly appeared in an extremely strange way, and said: "Don't worry about the road ahead, who in the world doesn't know you?" ”

I said, "It's rare that Brother Taibai hasn't drunk today." ”

Li Bai straightened his evacuated white hair, like a Chinese painting, he smiled and said: "Yes, I just woke up from sleep, and I came over to take a look when I saw the excitement here." ”

I said, "How did you get in?" ”

Li Bai said: "I told the janitor that I was Li Bai. ”

I breathed a sigh of relief: "Fortunately, you didn't say that you knew Xiaoqiang, otherwise you should have been beaten." Immediately, I wondered again, "You said you were Li Bai, so he let you in?" ”

Li Bai nodded and said, "He also told me not to go to the middle of the venue to pick up rags, and I don't know what it means." ”

It turned out to be a well-meaning person who took him for a psychopath. This is also a way, and when you watch a movie in the future, you will say that you are Nicolas Cage, and the person who guards the door may let you in as soon as you are afraid.

I was trying to figure it out, Zhu Gui leaned over and said: "Didn't I get in yesterday and finally reported your name, at that time, there were a lot of people who didn't have tickets who wanted to come in, and I thought that since they were all fellow martial artists, I brought them all in......"

I said, "So Xiaoqiang is better than a ticket?" ”

Ni Siyu interjected and said: "Yes, we were going to go in yesterday, and the doorman only let those with athlete cards enter, and then it was the old man who basked in the sun at the door who told us this secret, and then I said that we knew Xiaoqiang, and he let us in." ”

…… I said, why are there so many people today! It seems that there are a lot of people who know me this time.

Li Bai grabbed me and said, "Very strong and virtuous brother......

I laughed dryly, "Just call me Xiaoqiang." ”

"Xiaoqiang, let me ask, what are you doing with so many people, talking about playing polo, but it's not like it. Also, I saw that the person on the stage was holding something in his hand, and I was enough to smell it, what was it? ”

I looked around for a long time, and I didn't know what he was talking about, Song Qing said to me carefully: "Is he talking about the microphone?" ”

I patted my head, although I understood what Li Bai meant, but also remembered a question, today is the only day that Li Bai is not drunk, that is to say, today is the first day he officially contacts this world, and there are still many things to explain to him, this is a headache, I left and right the consultant: "Who will help me buy a few bottles of wine?" ”

I said in my heart that I would get the old man drunk!

Song Qing smiled: "Don't worry, I'll tell him slowly." ”

At this time, Li Bai suddenly saw the printed school flag on the table, he suddenly clapped his hands and laughed, and said: "Who wrote the words on it, sigh, it's so ugly!" ”

(To be continued)