NSA!

I felt like the little bit of wine I had drunk was popping up down my sweat pores, and it made me proud of my boldness, at least it didn't leak out of one of the non-cold pores.

When it comes to the NSA, my first impression is that I think of the CIA and FBI in the United States, as you know, even if these two names appear in the American blockbuster, there is no good scene, those agents with strange and strange things do all the bad things under the rogue slogan of "everything for national security", kill people as if they are playing, and the political axe has to wipe their butts for the sake of face.

I understood who the man sitting across from me was, and then honestly put my hand in my crotch and prepared to explain the problem, otherwise I was afraid that he would take out a piece of automatic lead and press it at me, and from now on I would have to regain my intellectual superiority in the pigsty.

The young man opposite me saw me and said with a smile: "Director Xiao, don't be nervous, you can still use us as a police officer." ”

I clasped my legs and said, "I'm nervous when I see the police—"

"Hehe, oh yes, you can just call me Little C in the future."

Listen, little C, this is clearly the code name in the operation, and I don't know what the overall code name of this operation is, "Hunting Owl"? "Scared snake"?

…… I suddenly felt a wave of horror, because I thought of one more: "hoe annihilation"!

Little C smiled at me and said, "You treat this conversation as a small talk between friends, can you guarantee that everything you say is true?" ”

I said in my heart what kind of is this, chatting with friends is nothing more than farting and bragging, I never tell the truth. But I don't know what to say to him, and you say that if it doesn't go his way, he pulls out an automatic lead......

At this time, a familiar and deep voice in the front row spoke: "Xiao Cao, you go out first, and I'll talk to Director Xiao." ”

I was startled, I didn't expect there to be someone in front of me, Xiao C agreed, put down the information in his hand, opened the door and went out.

The man sitting in the co-pilot turned his head, smiled at me, and then stretched out his hand: "Officially introduce, somewhere in the National Security Bureau of the People's Republic of China, Li He." ”

I now finally know what kind of chief he is.

I shook his hand without embarrassment and said, "Xinghui, Xinghui." ”

Li He stood up, grabbed the seats on both sides of the car and squeezed from the front to the place where Xiao C was sitting just now, and said to me with a different expression: "Okay, the opening remarks of the formalities are over, let's start farting, you don't have to answer every question, just say whatever you want to say, just satisfy my curiosity." ”

is also a talk show, it is much easier to do it with Li He, although Xiao C is capable, but Li He is much older.

Li He picked up the list: "Let's start with our Yucai players: Zhang Xiaoer, Huyan's sister-in-law, and Gongsun Zhishen, I have to say regretfully that the person who helped to name the fake name is not willing to move at all." "I'm happy, too.

Li He smiled: "According to Director Xiao......" I interjected: "Call me Xiaoqiang." ”

“…… Oh, well, according to you, these people are found by you from some remote village, can we take this statement? ”

My head was racing, and I was wondering what the limit was I could tell him, and the answer was that I had to lie about it, and if I had to tell the truth, he would have to pull out a piece of automatic lead......

I shrugged my shoulders and said, "I assure you, they are definitely Chinese, but the place they came from is really not easy to find." ”

Li He nodded: "I think so, we also suspected that these people were foreign spies at the beginning - sorry, out of duty we have to think from the worst point of view, but after watching a few games, we completely denied this hypothesis, if nothing else, let's just say your 300 students, almost all of them have mastered an ancient boxing technique, and some have been basically lost, we estimated that if they are spies, at least from the age of 4 to learn our national arts, It also has to be a coach who is well versed in this theoretical knowledge, and those who participated in the competition are even better than them, which shows that, no matter how doubtful their identity, at least Chinese. ”

I nodded busily: "That's right, you're right." ”

"So here comes the problem again."

I was stunned: "What's the problem?" ”

Li He said: "China is vast and rich, I don't deny that there are still many strange hermits until now, and the few people from the Hongyue Wenwu School who participated in the martial arts conference this time are considered an example, but it is a miracle that one or two such people appear, how did you find so many at once?" ”

“…… Isn't this just a problem? ”

Li He said firmly: "It's two." ”

I had to casually say, "Didn't I say it, I'm a person who likes to wander around." ”

"Can you take us around the old places again?"

I hurriedly waved my hand: "Haven't you heard of the saying that you can't meet and can't be found, have you learned "The Story of the Peach Blossom Spring"?" It's a coincidence that you stumble into some places, and the next time you go back from memory, you may only see a latrine or a pigsty. ”

Li He obviously felt that my words were not true, he played with the list and said slowly: "Our National Security Bureau, of course, is not as godly as the legend, can tell what kind of food you ate in a certain year, I guess the Ming Dynasty eunuchs can't, but it is very convenient for us to investigate some information, as far as we know, you have been to Tianjin as far as you grow up, or when you were a child, you accompanied your parents to find an old Chinese medicine doctor to see corns." ”

"The ......"

Li He said earnestly: "Xiaoqiang, it's not that I want to force you, it's really that I'm curious." ”

I didn't panic in the face of Li He's repeated questioning, that was because I didn't even believe in the previous reason, so I didn't expect others to believe it, I kept looking for an excuse that could stand up to scrutiny, I suddenly had an idea, pretending to be a little embarrassed and said: "Actually, I have a distant relative named Liu Laoliu......

"Liu Lao Liu?"

"Yes, he helped me find these people." Truth.

"What does this man do?"

"Some people say that he is a hidden man, some people say that he is a charlatan, and the latter statement is spread out by beating me."

Li He scratched the corner of his forehead slightly: "This name is very familiar." ”

I said, "I was wanted by the Public Security Bureau some time ago because I spread rumors during the earthquake. ”

Li He laughed: "I have an impression of this person. ”

"Your national security is also staring at him?"

"Oh, that's not it, it's just that I heard from my colleagues, this person is very interesting, he is a frequent visitor to the bureau, every time he goes in, he surrounds a bunch of people to find him to tell fortunes, and once even the director of the public security bureau was attracted to it."

"Does he have this glorious history?"

"The strange thing is that every time I really want to look for him, I can't find him, it is said that once two police officers clearly saw him enter a small house, chased him in and saw that the person was gone, as if he could penetrate the wall."

I said, "Do we police officers all have grenades on them?" Next time, if there is such a thing, just throw it in. ”

Li He laughed: "It seems that you don't like this person very much." ”

I sighed, "If it weren't for him, how would I have been targeted by your NSA?" ”

Li He smiled and waved his hand: "Needless to say, it is so serious, we don't mean to spy on you, we just want to cooperate with you." ”

"Cooperation?"

"Yes, let's not talk about Liu Laoliu, the current situation is that there are so many talented people in Yucai, the country is willing to build Yucai into a special school, and we will also meet your requirements, and the students who will be sent here to study in the future will theoretically not be more than 14 years old, and most of them are children from poor families."

I wiped my sweat and asked, "So the plan to expand Yucai has not been canceled?" ”

"Of course not, and will give you the best team, the construction team stationed tomorrow has just been withdrawn from a certain air base, and within a month, a new education will be erected."

I was dumbfounded and said, "Don't you think it's a little hasty?" ”

Li He said very formally: "Many of the good things passed down by our ancestors have been lost, which was a helpless thing in the past, but now that there is a turnaround, we can no longer watch them being annihilated, from this point of view, it is the will of the country to spend as much as it wants." Personally, I'm very willing to learn how to ride a horse and fight people, but I'm afraid I don't have time. ”

"......I finally knew what the problem was, except that I shouldn't let 300 shine too much, and that day's horse exhibition game also betrayed us deeply.

Li He put away the list in his hand and said: "In addition to Liu Laoliu, we will go to investigate, there are two more questions, or two precautions - first, these people get together, please try your best to ensure that they do not become a criminal offender, a few days ago we investigated a matter, the city's education bureau director's home was stolen, the blame is that the door lock is intact, and except for the missing knife given by your Yucai, more than 100,000 cash is safe and sound. ”

I heaved, "Then you didn't check the source of this huge fortune by the way?" Maybe we can find out a corrupt official. ”

Li He said dryly: "This is not our responsibility, I hope similar incidents will not happen again." Second, from the day before yesterday to the end at about 4 p.m. today, the nominal 300 students of Yucai have left the city for all parts of the country, and we have to pay attention to this matter. ”

I hurriedly explained: "Actually, there are 299 of them, and they don't want to trouble anyone, just to find an elder from the same village." ”

Li He said: "We have a sense of proportion in this, and what we care more about is that once they are gone, those ancient boxing methods will not be collected in a unified manner." ”

“…… I can ask them to copy the score and send it back to school. ”

"Well, that's a good idea." Li He began to make a final summary submission: "Okay Xiaoqiang, that's it, by the way, by the way, I will tell you that someone else will contact you for specific matters in the future, and you can also come to me directly if you are in trouble, in fact, we don't want to disturb you, and we will not intervene in your private life in the future, you can continue to fight with bricks and bricks, we will never interfere with you, of course, our people will not come forward to protect you." As he spoke, Li He smiled meaningfully at me.

From Li He's words, I heard two meanings, first, the country is only aimed at cultivating talents, and your little bit of bad things don't bother us; Second, you'd better not do anything bad about it.

They even know the weapons I use, it seems that they know me to the bottom, thinking of knowing the roots, I took out my mobile phone and used a mind-reading technique on Li He, but soon I began to be afraid: I am conducting psychological exploration of the agents of the National Security Bureau, which can definitely be regarded as stealing state secrets, and I have also heard that all agents have been trained in drug resistance, and they have taken a lot of psychedelic drugs, and then they took the Ma Zhe exam, and the paper with a full score of 100 points was 90 points to pass...... But no matter how godly they are, they can't control their thoughts.

I was surprised to find that a video-like image appeared on my phone: a little boy who had probably just entered kindergarten was asleep, with subtitles underneath: Obviously he should be asleep, hurry up and finish work and go back to see him.

I was stunned for a moment before I understood.,It turns out that my mind-reading phone is upgraded to not only have subtitle display,It can also read out the picture in people's minds.,It's so awesome!

I pushed the door of the cart and said, "You should go back from work early, even if it is by my son's bed." ”

Li He looked up and was stunned for a moment, which was very different from his usual ability, and it took a long time to say: "Oh, thank you......" He opened the door and shouted Xiao C: "Xiao Cao, let's go back, you come to drive." ”

I stood outside the car and said suspiciously: "Little C, Xiao Cao - then Director Li's code name is Little L?" Li He and Xiao C glanced at each other, laughed, and said, "Xiao Qiang should also work in our National Security Bureau." ”

I watched them walk away and muttered to myself, "Then my code name is Little Q - why is this name so familiar, it looks like a dog?" Ah Q is not good-sounding, and the bun is even more ugly, Xiao ......

I stared back to the car in a daze, and now I finally know why the country is willing to spend so much money to expand Yucai, and I also know that although Li He and they didn't say much, they must have a lot of information, including Liu Laoliu, this old boy is busy, and Li He and they will never be sloppy when it comes to him.

I was just about to drive, and suddenly remembered something, so I carefully checked the back seat of the car, good guy, how can I not guard against the agents just after dealing with them, although they represent the country, but I at least need to know where the camera is, right?

I searched for a while and found nothing, so I went back to my seat and suddenly found a tube of lipstick under my passenger seat!

Hey, that's your fault, I don't object to installing a bugging device for me, you can also get me a decent point, this is to let the bun see it? Even if she can't see me, a big man, what's the matter with lipstick in the car? Is it illogical that the people of this national security are so careless?

I grabbed my lipstick and threw it out the window in a fit of rage, and at the same time I made up my mind that if they wanted to ask me, I would say that I had never seen it, and I didn't believe that they were embarrassed to chase after me, and if they did that, then I would have said: How did you know I had a lipstick in my car?

Hehe, I didn't think that the first confrontation, I could make the people of Guoan suffer a dumb loss, it seems that the code name 007 is suitable for me, I sang diligently while driving: "I have to float proudly-"

At this time, the phone rang, and Ni Siyu, who had washed his face and was obviously much sober, asked me a little distressed: "Xiaoqiang, have you seen a tube of lipstick in the car?" It was specially brought back to me by my dad's classmate from France! ”

……

The next day, my program is richer, in the morning I have to go to school to talk to the Cui Gonggong who learned to blow the directional explosion, and at noon I made an appointment with Baozi to see Lao Zhang, and also to see Li Bai by the way, I have been throwing this poetry fairy away recently, and in the afternoon, there is a very important thing to try on the wedding dress with Baozi, mainly to see the 30,000 pieces that Master Li said.

In the morning, I arrived at the school to see, our Yucai has been demolished by the owners of the air base to become the Dragon Gate Inn, machines, workers stretch for miles, boiling back to the sky, this side of the wall just fell, that side of the raw materials will continue to be transported, Cui Gong led a large group of designers in our former campus and now in the field to inspect the work, after seeing me, he waved to me, pointed to the swimming pool I spent more than 100,000 yuan to build, and asked: "Do you still want the reservoir?" ”

I said dissatisfiedly, "That's the pool!" ”

Cui Gong said: "Then there is no need for it, in the future, each main building will have two indoor and outdoor swimming pools - push, right?" ”

I reluctantly said, "I used the pond to renovate it, and it took a lot of work." ”

Cui Gong touched his chin and looked at it for a while, and said dryly: "Then I'll change it back to the pond for you, and raise ornamental fish in the future." ”

Me: "......"

As a result, I did this one thing in the morning: I changed the pool from a pond to a swimming pool and then changed it back to a pond. Cui Gong said that I don't have to come again in the future, anyway, there are only construction projects left, and I don't have to worry about him pushing anything on me.

At noon we bought a bunch of fruits to see Lao Zhang, but after seeing a big surprise, I saw this old man with a cloak of hair, happily carrying a lunch box from the canteen to eat back, we met him in the corridor, this old man is in good spirits, because the body is emaciated, the wide hospital clothes on him put on him to hold him fluttering like a flying, according to his spirit, I want to quit smoking and never live him.

When I entered the ward, I almost got angry with me, only to see Li Bai lying on Lao Zhang's bed, covered with Lao Zhang's quilt and sleeping with his head covered, people who don't know must think that he is going to die, Lao Zhang smiled and pointed at Li Bai and said: "Every day I tell me poems all the time, tired." ”

Later, Lao Zhang had been doing chest expansion exercises to send us to the door of the hospital, and he whispered to me while the bun was not paying attention: "Next time, you bring Qin Shi Huang Li Shishi or something to see me, I am a little tired of listening to the affairs of the Tang Dynasty, you know that what I need most now is 'word therapy'." ”

Because Lao Zhang recovered well, the bun was in a particularly happy mood, we left the hospital and came to the downtown area, in the business square, she even took my hand for a long time, swinging like a little girl, I was also rare to be idle, with a smile on her face to pull her to the wedding dress store to go, I decided to put down all worries today to accompany her.

At this moment, a child suddenly jumped out of the corner, grabbed my legs, and shouted with an innocent little face, "Daddy-"

(To be continued)