Chapter 5 I Fly, I Fly, I Fly Again
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Accompanied by the prompt sound, Shangguan Nengren felt that he had really learned martial arts, but no matter the blade or the fists and feet, they were all commonplace, according to the estimation of Shangguan Nengren, this F-level martial arts, the top was just a half-street gangster, it was all fancy and garbage!
And the major item of martial arts is only two sub-items of blades and fists and feet, Shangguan Nengren originally thought that martial arts must be the difference between internal and external skills, but he didn't expect that it was not like that at all, which also made Shangguan Nengren realize that all kinds of magic skills in martial arts novels are simply deceitful, and there is no internal strength at all in reality, and martial arts novels are not shallow!
But think about it, if China really has the kind of perverted kung fu such as the six-vein divine sword, the eighteen palms of the dragon, and the elixir of longevity in martial arts novels, not to mention the Eight-Nation Alliance, even if the whole world forms a coalition to come to China, it will only be beaten and run away in embarrassment, how can there be a century-old catastrophe in China!
"Young man, do you want to practice?" Seeing that the competent person seemed to be very interested in kung fu, the old man who practiced the knife asked with a smile.
Shangguan Nengren also wanted to try what kind of virtue he had after absorbing F-level martial arts, and he was not hypocritical, and said, "Okay! But I've never practiced, uncle, teach me! ”
The old man laughed and said, "Okay! What do you want to learn? If you play with weapons, I can play two of the eighteen blades, but if it's fists and feet, your other uncle is better at it. ”
Shangguan Nengren thought for a while and said, "I just saw that your big knife is very majestic, uncle, you can teach me to brush the big knife twice!" ”
"Big sword! Yes! "Say practice practice, the old man copied the big knife again, this big knife used in martial arts, the blade is a thin layer of stainless steel, has not been opened, very light, and a little soft, the blade sways left and right, and the chua (chua) rattle, after all, it is a prop for practicing martial arts, and you can't ask too much.
Absorbing the old man's blade kung fu, Shangguan Nengren saw the old man's moves and styles this time, and he understood them all, and Shangguan Nengren found that he seemed to be able to do better than the old man, which made Shangguan Nengren a little surprised, obviously absorbing the old man's F-level blade kung fu, how could it be better than the old man?
When Shangguan was puzzled, the old man had already finished playing a set of knife techniques out of breath, after all, he was old, and after playing a whole set of knife techniques, the physical strength consumed made him a little unbearable.
"How's it going, lad? How many tricks have you learned? The old man asked as he wiped the sweat from his body and gasped for breath.
Shangguan clapped his hands and said, "Uncle, your knife skills are really beautiful, I probably remembered a few tricks, you can guide me!" ”
"Haha, yes, it's already very good to be able to memorize a few tricks after watching it once, and many children may not remember one and a half moves even if they watch it ten times." The old man laughed, handed the big knife in his hand to the competent man, and said, "Come, practice a few tricks for the uncle." ”
"Hey!" Shangguan took the big knife over, and held the big knife for the first time, but he didn't have the slightest sense of rustiness, as if he had used it for decades, and he made a knife flower at will, like an arm command, and he was extremely skilled.
Shangguan people fiddled with these two times, but the two old men were startled, the insider looked at the doorway, the layman looked at the excitement, and the expert made a move, he knew if there was any, although the Shangguan capable person had not yet started to practice, but the two times of random fiddling did not look like a layman at all, but like a practitioner who had been practicing knives for many years, well, an ordinary practitioner.
This, how is this possible!?
The two old men were lost on the road of life.
If the two old men wanted to break their heads, they would never have thought that Shangguan would absorb the kung fu of the two old men, so that a rookie who didn't know anything would become a ...... Well, the usual old birds.
Shangguan Nengren held Guan Gong's big knife in his hand, and made a starting gesture, and then shouted: "Bah! ”
The two old men were so frightened that they almost spit out the dentures in their mouths.
I split, I split, I split again;
I cut, I cut, I cut again;
I split the mountain knife, the ground knife, and then a five tiger broken door knife, and finally a flying knife, I fly, I fly, I fly again...... With a slip of his hand, he really flew out......
With a bang, Guan Gong's big knife fell to the ground, which not only startled the two old men, but also trembled Shangguan himself.
Depend on! It turns out that the F-level blade kung fu is so rubbish, even the big knife can't be tightened, and practicing the knife can make the knife fly, if it really goes to the battlefield, it will be divided by someone a knife long ago.
Shangguan Nengren picked up the big knife and coughed dryly: "What, the first time I practiced, I didn't master it well, why don't I do it again?" ”
The two old men were dumbfounded, especially the old man who played with the blade, looking at the light radiating from the eyes of the competent man, it was called eager, his beard trembled, and his mouth trembled: "Genius, genius, genius......"
The old man excitedly went up and grabbed the hand of the competent man: "Young man, you are really practicing knives for the first time?" It's not to make fun of your uncle! ”
Shangguan knew the old man's doubts, but it was impossible for him to share his secrets with others, so he pretended to be stupid and said, "Uncle, it's really the first time I've practiced knives, and I didn't make fun of you." ”
The old man stared at the eyes of the competent man, the competent man 'had a clear conscience', and did not evade it at all, and finally the old man fell on the hands of the competent man, and the capable man did not even have half a cocoon on his hands, white and tender, there was no trace of martial arts practice at all, and the old man believed that there was really a genius in the world.
Thinking that he had inadvertently discovered a genius who had rarely been seen for a thousand years, the old man was red with excitement, and said eagerly: "Young man, are you interested in practicing martial arts?" ”
"Uh......" Shangguan was a little confused by the old man, and asked, "Uncle, what do you mean?" ”
"Young man, you are a genius, a rare martial arts genius in a thousand years!" The old man held the hand of Shangguan and didn't let go: "Uncle, although my martial arts are common, there are many martial arts masters among the classmates who practiced martial arts in the past, as long as you are willing to learn martial arts, how about Uncle help you introduce a few famous teachers?" ”
"Uh, what's this...... "Shangguan is not tempted, if he really knows a lot of martial arts masters, then there must be a lot of higher-level martial arts waiting for him to absorb, but the conditions for his promotion are too harsh, and he must all ten major items reach the same level in order to be promoted to the next level and absorb the ability of the next level.
For the superior senses, there is nothing more painful in the world than this.
"Uncle, I also want to learn some martial arts, but I'm about to enter my third year of high school, and I'll study too hard at that time, so I don't have much time to learn martial arts." Shangguan people hesitated again and again, but they still wanted to absorb the other six major items first, otherwise the gods and horses would be floating clouds.
"That's it! That's a shame. "Seeing that the competent person is a 'show talent', the old man is very sorry, the old man's thinking is still relatively old-fashioned, there is a kind of thinking that the status of a scholar is higher than that of a martial artist, this kind of thinking has been deeply rooted, even if many college graduates can only go home to farm, this kind of thinking has not changed.
Shangguan Nengren didn't expect the old man to have this kind of thought, and he originally wanted to spend a little more words, but he solved it so easily.
The old man of fist and foot kung fu obviously has the same idea as the old man of sword kung fu, in the end, he is a person from the same era, and some deep-rooted ideas are difficult to change.
"Young man, if you want to practice martial arts in the future, come to Uncle, as long as it's not windy and rainy, our two old men are exercising here every morning." The old man of the blade said with pity on his face.
"Yes! You kid seems to be very talented when playing with blades, but you don't know how talented you are in fist and foot kung fu? Go back and the uncle will teach you two sets of boxing techniques, what ** gossip, tiger and crane double shape, the uncle will play twice. The old man said.
Shangguan Nengren smiled and said: "Okay, I will definitely come to consult the two masters when I have time in the future, you will practice the two masters first, and I will go first." ”
"Go ahead! Remember to come often! The two old men reluctantly watched the functional man leave, and they felt extremely sorry in their hearts.
The old man looked up to the sky and sighed: "It's a pity! It's a pity that a genius who practices martial arts, if he starts practicing when he is young, he is estimated to be able to win the world martial arts championship at this age. ”
The old man of the blade nodded in agreement, and then sighed: "Alas! Forget it, the times have changed, now is not the time to fight and kill, no matter how powerful the martial arts are, one shot will die, and learning more knowledge is the right way. ”
"I know it's a pity...... Alas! The times create heroes, and the times have ruined a lot of heroes! ”
Shangguan Nengren didn't know how the two old men sighed after he left, and he didn't want to know, now that he had absorbed F-level martial arts, Shangguan Nengren was more concerned and anxious about absorbing the ability of the other six major items.
Why? Shangguan can be regarded as a person who can see it, Nima's F-level ability is garbage, medical skills can also cure fever and cold, cooking skills are tomato scrambled eggs, eggs scrambled tomatoes, ......, the game is the bitterness of being abused, martial arts is a laughing stock that can't even hold a knife, Shangguan can people have enough, he must absorb the remaining six abilities as soon as possible, and improve his comprehensive ability to E-level, otherwise he is still a bitter man in this life, a hard life, you can't afford to hurt!
When I got home, my parents also got up, my mother was busy in the kitchen, and Shangguan Yi was sitting on the sofa in the living room reading the newspaper. ”
"I couldn't sleep last night, so I got up early today and went out to eat." Shangguan replied honestly.
"Hmm." Shangguan Yi shook the newspaper and set his eyes on the news above.
Shangguan Nengren sighed, he was both respectful and afraid of this father.
said respect, that's because my father is the pillar of the family, and three-quarters of the family's financial income is earned by my father, but I am more afraid, but my father taught him with a big stick when he was a capable person.
Shangguan Yi is a parent in the traditional Chinese sense, believing in filial piety under the stick, so Shangguan can only dare to be coquettish and naughty in front of his mother when he is young, but as long as Shangguan Yi is present, he is well-behaved like a rabbit, and his nest is like a quail, even if he is a seventeen-year-old high school student now, once he does something wrong, he will be educated by Shangguan Yi.
To say that Shangguan people have also resisted, especially in the period when the rebellious psychology was quite serious in junior high school, but every time Shangguan people rebelled, they were suppressed by Shangguanyi's stronger stick, and when they saw their father, they were stunned, and even realized a trace of the principle of Chinese character - it can't all be because of their parents' stick education, which leads to Chinese people having the gene of rebellion, right?
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