Chapter 4 F-level martial arts
Crying for tickets.
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When Shangguan Nengren arrived home, the Dandan no longer hurt, it seems that Xiang Beibei's previous kick was very good, although Shangguan Nengren was very painful, it did not affect the future sexual well-being life.
Along the way, Shangguan people are also thinking about where to absorb the martial arts project? North China City is not a martial arts city, and there is no martial arts school, but there is a Taoist temple, but the old way of the bull nose is very awesome in martial arts novels, and it is even stronger in Xianxia novels, but it is over in reality.
When I got home, my mother was still watching TV in the living room as usual, but my father was nowhere to go.
"I'm back!" Mother said.
"Well, where's my dad?" Shangguan Nengren sat down next to his mother, and there were 8 sets of Korean dramas on TV, which were the same and very boring, but I don't know why, those idle aunts in China just love to watch them, and Shangguan Nengren's mother is no exception.
Seeing that Shangguan was able to ask about Shangguanyi, her mother's face changed slightly, and she smiled and said, "Your father is a little tired today and went to bed early." ”
"So early?" Shangguan looked at the time: "It's not half past eight yet!" ”
"Well, you stayed in the hospital for a day, and your dad was very worried, mom was okay, she took leave to take care of you, but your dad still has to go to work to earn money."
Mother's words made Shangguan Nengren feel uncomfortable, and his expression was gloomy.
Seeing this, my mother smiled and said, "It's okay, your dad will be fine when he sleeps, mom is also a little tired, go to sleep first, you just got out of the hospital, go to bed early!" ”
Mother's smile is still so kind, but she is less than 40 years old, but she already has wrinkles, and the pressure of life can always easily take away a person's youthful appearance, and her mother is also one of them.
"Mom, I know, go to sleep! I fell asleep in a while. Shangguan Neng pursed his lips, and his mood was a little low.
The mother, perhaps on her mind, did not notice her son's abnormality, nodded a little tiredly, got up and went back to the bedroom.
Shangguan people changed the TV to a sports channel, the Olympics will open in a few days, and now the sports channel is almost all day and Olympics-related reports, but there is the 2008 Beijing Olympics in front of the jade, I don't know what kind of virtue this year's London opening ceremony will be?
This summer, the functionals have also browsed a lot of forums, many forums have local news sent back by overseas Chinese in the UK, from which it is clear that the British people have insufficient confidence in the opening ceremony of the London Olympics, think about it, the scene of the opening ceremony of the Beijing Olympics is too grand, no one in the Centennial Olympics can be compared with the opening ceremony of the Beijing Olympics, and the British people are naturally big about the opening ceremony of the Olympic Games in their country.
As a Chinese, pay attention to the performance of the Chinese Olympic Legion in London, it is natural, Shangguan people have not focused less on the Olympic Games recently, and this Olympic Games is also the last opportunity for Shangguan people to relax before the third year of high school, in the third year of high school, the school will carry out fully closed management, the reason is the damn promotion rate, if you don't want to discredit the school, either accept the closed management of the school, or roll up the cover and get out, this is China's education, so that all diligent students hurt the eggs.
The show is going on, but the thoughts of the Shangguan people have drifted into the distance, there are too many facts encountered today, and the appearance of the decathlon has made the Shangguan people see the bright prospects of the future, but that is the future after all, at the moment he is still a little turtle, and he still needs to continue to grow.
At present, the decathlon has absorbed three major items, and there are still seven major items left, of which martial arts has been kicked out by Xiang Beibei, and there are still six major items left, and the competent people still have to consider it carefully.
To say that this decathlon also makes the functional people very painful, it is necessary for all ten major events to reach the same level in order to be promoted to the next level, which undoubtedly adds great difficulty to the functional people, the key is that the absorption capacity needs to be in contact with other people's skin, how can this be good? Do you have to go to the subway every day? But there is no subway in North China! There are bus stations, train stations, and airports, but functional people have never taken a plane in their lives, which is too luxurious.
If it's okay to contact a man, at most it will give the other party goosebumps, but if you contact a woman for no reason, you will definitely be rewarded a few slaps in public, and you can be forced to live with the word 'pervert' for a lifetime.
Miserable, miserable.
Shangguan can not help but shudder, this is not good, think about it, it seems that only large shopping malls are the best choice, there are many people in that place, and it is not a new thing to crowd people, and it is the height of summer, regardless of whether men and women wear very little, giving the best innate conditions for skin contact.
"That's right, if you go to the mall tomorrow, you have to solve all ten abilities, I don't believe that so many people won't be able to absorb the remaining six abilities." Shangguan Nengren temporarily decided on this plan, but then thought of the 'date' with Xiang Beibei at twelve o'clock at noon tomorrow, and thought of the sentence that Xiang Beibei left before leaving, Shangguan Nengren was shocked and jumping, wiped the cold sweat on his forehead, and his face was full of bitterness: "Who did I recruit to provoke whom?" ”
When lying in bed at night, the competent person is still full of worries and sleepless, of course, it is also possible that he slept in the hospital for a day and a night, with enough energy, and this night the competent person has insomnia.
As soon as the next day dawned, Shangguan Nengren sat up from the bed with a headache, looked at the time, it was not yet five o'clock, compared with the usual never get up at 12 o'clock, today is really an outlier.
"I can't sleep! What a headache! I'm so hungry! With bloodshot eyes, Shangguan got up and dressed, washed his face and brushed his teeth, and straightened out his chicken-nest hairstyle, and then went out with five yuan.
It's too early, my mother didn't get up to cook, Shangguan was hungry, and he was too lazy to cook, so he could only go out to the early stall to deal with it, and the things made by the early stall were much stronger than the mother's F-level craftsmanship, buy two baked cakes, a bowl of wontons, and only four yuan, economical, and eat well, compared to KFC and McDonald's, it is still good to leave something from the ancestors, delicious and not expensive, and the people's favorite.
Nourishment? Could it be that KFC and McDonald's are nutritious? We poor people can't compare to petty bourgeois white-collar workers! I can't afford to hurt it! I really can't afford to be sad!
At this time, the weather is very good, the air is fresh, through the slightest coolness, strolling through the streets, you can't see a few pedestrians, but the stall selling breakfast has already started a new day's business, passing in front of the baked cake shop, you can smell the crispy smell of baked cakes, as well as the aroma of old tofu, wheat porridge, and bean juice.
"Goo~~~~" Shangguan man rubbed his stomach and walked into the baked cake shop.
Shangguan Nengren got up too early, and he was the first customer in the store today, but the boss didn't give a discount because Shangguan was the first customer, a small business, not as generous as restaurants and nightclubs.
The amount of food of the above functional people, two baked cakes, and a bowl of old tofu are enough, and they add up to only two yuan, but today I don't know why, Shangguan can people put two baked cakes and a bowl of old tofu into their stomachs, but they still feel hungry, and hurriedly ask for another one, and when this is finished, they find that they only ate six points full, but Shangguan can people dare not ask for another one, he loaded five yuan to go out today, and two servings have already spent four yuan, and there is one dollar left, and finally Shangguan can people ask for two baked cakes to take away, and eat on the road while going home.
Shangguan Nengren didn't understand why his meal suddenly became so large? Is it because of the increased strength? But when I came back from the hospital yesterday, I had two meals, and the amount of those two meals was normal! Why did you change your rice bucket today?
Of course, the competent person will not understand the reason, in fact, after a night of rest, the body of the competent person has entered a new stage of growth and development, if the competent person to measure the height, you will find that his height has increased by 1 cm overnight, and the nutrition required for this 1 cm is all in breakfast.
1 cm, with the naked eye can not detect anything at all, after all, the height of 1.73 meters in the morning, and the height of 1.71 meters in the evening is almost everyone, just like a child, you look at him every day, although the child is growing every day, you don't have much awareness, until a long time later, I measure the height, I suddenly found, oh? It turns out that the child has grown so tall.
Halfway to eat baked cakes, unconsciously passed by a park square, before passing by there was nothing, but at this moment there is a row of weapons on the square, two seventy-year-old, very tough old man is kicking and boxing, dancing knives and sticks, watching them a move, although slow, but there is a board and an eye, like a practitioner.
"Oh?" In the past, Shangguan people have also seen these old men who exercise in the morning, but he didn't care, after all, these old men's movements are slow, and they don't seem to be lethal at all.
Besides, I haven't heard of any retired martial artists in North China City, although these old men are in good spirits, but they don't have the slightest fairy wind bones on their bodies, but they are a bit like old farmers in the field, with dark skin and shriveled like old bark.
Shangguan people don't believe it, but considering their current level of F-level, Shangguan people want to see if these old men's martial arts skills are only F-level garbage? If that's the case, the big item of martial arts will also be lost.
Stuffing the baked cake into his mouth, Shangguan walked over.
These two old men, one is practicing fists and feet, and the other is playing with blades, but they are each very good, and they look quite interesting.
The two old men who were practicing martial arts saw that there were young people watching, as if they had motivation, and they practiced more energetically, especially the one who practiced the knife.
And Shangguan Nengren's such a 'powerful' reaction made the two old men very satisfied, but in the end, he was too old and couldn't play for too long, only three or five minutes, the old man who practiced knives stopped, tore off a towel from the weapon rack, wiped the sweat on his head, and saw Shangguan Nengren looking at himself with a face full of 'worship', he couldn't help but feel comfortable, and smiled: "Young man, can you play?" ”
Shangguan Nengren hurriedly shook his head and said, "Uncle, I don't know martial arts, but I think you two have practiced very well, you must have been martial artists before!" ”
At this time, the old man who practiced boxing also finished his work, and smiled when he heard this: "What a martial artist!" The two of us are martial arts enthusiasts at most, when we were young, we also had a martial arts school here, we all practiced with that for a few years, but then the martial arts school was not well managed and closed, and since then our old brothers have put down martial arts, that is, they practice occasionally, and they retired a few years ago, and they are old, so they get up early to exercise when they are fine. ”
Maybe it's that there are fewer and fewer young people who like to practice martial arts these years, the two old men saw that the competent people were interested in martial arts, and they also came to talk about sex, and talked to the competent people for a long time, all of which were some interesting things about practicing martial arts when they were young, and the competent people listened to it with relish, the two old men were so old, and the background of the times when he was young was enough for him to be novel.
However, Shangguan Nengren did not forget his purpose, and took the opportunity to touch the two old men (Khan, why does it sound so evil?). )。
"Found F-level fist and foot kung fu, do you absorb it?"
"Found F-rank blade kung fu, did you absorb it?"
Shangguan was pleasantly surprised, he was really sleepy and came to send a pillow! The martial arts of the two old men are really F-level garbage, but the two old men are so old, it would be good to have an F-level martial arts.
"Absorb!"
"The absorption is successful, and the host has F-level fist and foot kung fu, because fist and foot kung fu belongs to the child of the major 'martial arts', and the fourth major 'martial arts' is opened."
"The absorption is successful, and the host has F-level Blade Kung Fu, because Blade Kung Fu belongs to the sub-item of the major 'martial arts', and the fourth major 'martial arts' is opened."
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