In the Three Kingdoms, my popularity and ability are obviously smaller than in other dynasties, one is because there are few comes, and the other is that I only know a second brother Guan here, so I have been very nervous on the way here, whether I can meet Cao Cao smoothly, I really don't know the bottom of my heart.

Because it is a timeline, according to the principle of customer proximity, the car is probably parked in the battle of Chibi Liu Bei's current military office - Xiakou, I got out of the car to see, the eight achievements are this, the gate is tattered, the soldiers are not in good clothes, this is the most shabby military base I have ever seen, although Liu Bei has now started a business, but is still in the stage of hitting walls everywhere, but the spirit of the soldiers is quite full, seeing a stranger approaching, scolded: "What person? ”

Without waiting for me to answer, I suddenly saw a general on the playground riding on a red horse, running around like lightning and training people, I detective neck shouted: "Second brother! When the man turned around and saw that it was me, he smiled and said, "Xiaoqiang is here." ”

See, this is the benefit of the initial stage of entrepreneurship, no matter how big the group company is, there is a time when the office is rented and broken, if Liu Bei has already established himself in Shuzhong now, I am afraid that they will not be able to see their deputy directors in this situation.

Guan Yu urged the horse to approach, sent the guards away, and said with a smile: "Xiaoqiang, why are you here?" ”

"Well, that's a long story." I patted the red rabbit horse's forehead: "Little Red Rabbit, you're pretty good, aren't you?" As soon as I raised my hand to block my face, a snort of the red rabbit sprayed all over my sleeve, and I said proudly, "I expected you to have this trick." "In other words, this BMW horse is all virtuous.

Guan Yu dismounted and said with a smile: "Let's go, follow me to see the eldest brother and the third brother." ”

Seeing Liu Bei and Zhang Fei for a while, Liu Bei said politely: "It's Xiaoqiang, I haven't thanked you for helping me out of the siege last time." ”

Zhang Fei grabbed my arm and said loudly: "Yes, the second brother will talk to you if he is fine, it seems that the friendship is better than ours, no matter, I have to get drunk today." ”

Liu Bei reprimanded him and said: "Third brother, don't be greedy for a cup when the big war is coming." ”

I looked left and right and said, "Are Zhuge Junshi and Zhao Yun not there?" "Although time is of the essence. But I really want to see these two people, Zhuge Liang won't talk about it, Zhao Yun is my idol for many years after all.

Guan Yu said: "The military advisor has gone to Jiangdong Sun Quan to negotiate the matter of resisting Cao, as for Zilong..."The second brother said regretfully. "Just out of town."

I was frustrated, "It's not fate." ”

Guan Yu held my hand and said, "Xiaoqiang, are you here for something?" ”

I said, "Where is Cao Cao now?" ”

Guan Yu smiled slightly, pulled me outside the house and pointed to the river opposite, and said, "Look." **

I fixed my eyes and saw that the river was vast and immense, and there seemed to be countless high-rise buildings in the mist. Now at a glance, it should be Cao Cao's sailor base, although it is separated by 108,000 miles, but the momentum is overwhelming, Guan Yu said: "That is Cao Cao's water village." Liu Bei and Zhang Fei looked at each other, and they both showed worried looks.

I whispered to Guan Yu, "You know why I'm here, right?" ”

Guan Yu led me to a place where no one was and muttered, "Are you here for the Battle of Chibi?" ”

I nodded.

Guan Yu suddenly stroked his hair and smiled: "Xiaoqiang, I don't need your help this time, if you want to say last time, your second brother is still a little worried." But this time it's different-everything is going well, and in three days it will be the day we burn Chibi, and I'm afraid that Zhuge Junshi is not as clear as I know about this. ”

Yes, isn't he better than Zhuge Liang now?

I stammered, "That... I'm here to help Cao Cao this time. ”

Guan Yu was surprised: "What did you say?" ”

I was embarrassed: "Second brother, you also know that 150,000 people were burned in a fire on the red cliff, and I can't bear it in my heart..."

"So what do you want to do? Do you want to set up a weather station to tell Cao Cao that there will be an east wind in three days? ”

I didn't expect the second brother to have a time of humor. I said happily: "No, the victory is still yours, I just want Cao Cao to lose the battle and not die, it's as simple as that." ”

Guan Yu looked at the river and said, "It's not that I'm ruthless, these 150,000 people won't die." Cao Cao's vitality will not hurt. ”

I said: "If you die, the vitality of these 150,000 Cao Cao will not be hurt, whether these people die or not actually has no effect on him, the significance of the Battle of Chibi is to make Cao Cao realize that he is not an opponent of the coalition army on the water, and he will not dare to go south for a short time." ”

When I said this, I was righteous and awe-inspiring, and it was definitely a small strong version of talking and laughing, and Guan Yu looked at him with admiration: "Ah? You have seen it for a long time, and you know about war? ”

I put my hand in the river: "I understand a little." ^Actually, it's all checked on the computer...

Guan Yu groaned: "Then you want Cao Cao to retreat?" ”

I nodded, "Yes." But I'll talk to him about the 150,000 people you mentioned. After this is over, the 150,000 will be treated as if they are dead and can no longer be used, which is a rule of the game between you. ”

"And how do you get him to believe you?"

I smiled slightly: "I have a hostage in my hand." ”

Guan Yu patted his forehead and said, "That's right." Cao Xiaoxiang is still with you. He thought for a moment and said, "Then let's do it, to be honest, I don't want 150,000 people to be gone." ”

I smiled and said, "It's good for you that Chibi ends like this - you don't have to go to Huarong Dao to act anymore, and you don't have to come back Zhuge Liang to squeeze you, although he arranged it on purpose." ”

Guan Yu said: "Do you know these roundabout things? ”

I smiled, "Understand." "Haven't we seen "Three Kingdoms", haven't you watched "Romance of the Three Kingdoms"?

Guan Yu said: "Okay, I'll arrange for someone to send you across the river." The second brother commanded loudly, "Come on, go and find Da Zhou." ”

I wondered: "Da Zhou? ”

"It's Da Zhoucang, you forgot, I have two Zhoucangs now, and Da Zhou is the one who came from Yucai with you."

Me: "..."

As soon as "Da Zhou" saw me, he took my hand affectionately and asked me a long question, and I smiled and said, "Are you homesick?" I'll go back and take you with me this time. ”

Da Zhou said: "I'm not busy, I have to be treated as a psychopath by them when I go back." ”

Zhou Cang and I got on a small boat, and Guan Yu sent us to the shore and asked: "Now is a sensitive period, I didn't see Cao Cao before, don't say why I came, it's easy to cut off people's heads and sacrifice flags." ”

I clenched my fists and said, "Understood." Then you can also talk to the uncle and the third master, so that they don't get too anxious to get angry. ”

We were just about to leave, and the second brother didn't know what to remember, so he snorted and laughed. I hurriedly asked what was wrong, Guan Yu was overjoyed: "If Chibi doesn't fight this battle, one person will definitely die of depression." ”

"Who?" Zhou Cang and I asked in unison.

"Huang Gaibei, that meal is going to be in vain."

Zhou Cang and I looked at each other, and then laughed, the second brother is sometimes not old-fashioned...

The boat swung on the river for a while, and gradually approached Cao Jun's water village. At this moment, Cao Cao's whole army was stationed in the Wulin area, and the more he got to the front, the more spectacular the scene became. ”

Zhou Cang waved his arms and shouted: "I am General Guan Yunchang's seat under Zhou Cang, and there is a military plane to inform Prime Minister Cao Cheng." As soon as our boat approached, a soldier immediately pulled us ashore with a long hook, and surrounded dozens of heavily armed Cao soldiers from all sides, and the officer who led the team said sharply: "My prime minister has an order, and all lobbyists will be killed on the spot!" ”

Zhou Cang said angrily: "Fart! At the beginning, my general beheaded Yan Liang, punished Wen Chou, and hung the seal and sealed the gold. Cao Mengde didn't dare to slack off for half a point, how dare you look down on me? "I really admire the people of the Three Kingdoms era in my heart, because Zhou Cang actually denied that he was a lobbyist, which means that it can be understood as surrender, and he can actually say it so righteously.

The officer was blocked by Zhou Cang, and he was really angry, and he didn't know what to say, so I stepped forward and said, "Please tell me." Let's just say that General Guan Yu sent someone to ask to see the prime minister, and asked the prime minister to make a decision. ”

The officer was stunned for a moment before trotting away, and Zhou Cang was still scolding behind his back: "Stupid! ”

Although the second brother lacks Wenjiu's record of killing Huaxiong, but now he is already famous, and Cao Bing does not dare to treat us badly. Just surrounded us, and after a while, I heard someone shouting: "The prime minister has arrived." "It can be seen that the second brother is still wise, if it weren't for his reputation, people would have killed me at that time, thinking of this, I suddenly found that there was really some ambiguity between Cao Cao and the second brother, to say that there was no shortage of outstanding generals under him. But why is he the only one who has a soft spot for Second Brother Guan?

Between words. Cao Cao appeared on the stage in a silk robe, followed by a large group of scribes and generals. They all stepped on small broken steps as if they could be lost at any time, and it seemed that this big traitor was handsome and handsome, Cao Cao was originally going to Zhou Cang, but after seeing me, he was slightly stunned, and suddenly pointed at me with his hand and said to a Baijing general next to him: "Does Wen Yuan know this person?" ”

The general arched his hand and said, "I don't know." ”

Cao Cao smiled and said: "At the beginning, the princes of the Eighteenth Route attacked Dong Zhuo, and Lu Bu was taken down by a young general under the command of this person. Saying that, Cao Cao said loudly, "General Xiaoqiang, don't come unharmed." ”

As soon as his words came out, the crowd stirred, and I didn't understand it for a while, but it seemed to be praising me, so I hurriedly smiled and said, "The prime minister is okay." "I really didn't expect him to remember me, the young general he said should be Li Yuanba, it seems that Cao Xiaoxiang and his father's thirst for talent are really not false.

Cao Cao came over and took my hand and said, "General Xiaoqiang's demeanor is still the same, which is gratifying." ”

I was embarrassed and said, "Hehe, hehe." "The style is still there? I can't remember what I used to be.

The white-faced general beside Cao Cao stared at me without blinking, a little curious, and seemed to be quite unconvinced, Cao Cao smiled and said to him: "Wenyuan, I came to introduce you to you, this is what I often mention to you Di Xiaoqiang, the tiger prison was amazing at the beginning, and it makes me think about it to this day." Saying that, he introduced me again, "Xiaoqiang, this Zhang Wenyuan..."

Before he finished speaking, I clenched my fists: "General Zhang Liao." "Zhang Wenyuan, can I not know? It took a lot of effort to play computer games back then.

Zhang Liao was quite surprised to see that I actually knew him, and smiled at me, much friendlier.

Cao Cao looked behind me and asked, "Didn't those fierce generals under your command come with you?" ”

"Well, no... And they're not my men. This made Li Shimin easy to misunderstand when he heard it, so I quickly pulled it out.

Cao Cao didn't ask much, pulled me around on the shore board, waved the magnificent water village with his hand, squinted at me and said, "Xiaoqiang, look at my water village is strong?" ”

Coming, the people of the Three Kingdoms are all like this, as soon as they ask this, they may not be holding back what is bad, Zhou Dudu also asked Jiang Gan like this, Cao Cao still suspects that I am here as a lobbyist, this is to gag my mouth first.

I looked around and said, "It's okay." ”

"Uh..."Cao Cao must have been quite depressed at the time, not to mention that his water village was similar to the Titanic, even if it was a regular I should tremble and say yes, even if it was with a perfunctory attitude, but the comment "okay" doesn't seem to be suitable for the situational dialogue here.

I have my own reasons for saying this, and I usually forget about being low, but who am I going to provoke this time? This time I came to send him a son, and I also took care of his 150,000 people in the "Xiaoqiang List", in addition to sending his son Guanyin and Schindler, is there anyone greater than me in history? If you really me off, I'll just leave it alone, like the second brother said, in that case, at least Huang Gai's beating won't have to be in vain...