In the past few days, I have nothing to do in the military road, watching the people of the Qin State doing business, and Liu Bang's taxi drivers Kan Dashan, sometimes take a look at the "Tang Times Weekly", people look at the Tang Yuxi in front of my car, and generally don't collect money from me, but I will still give, if you want to play and let Li Shimin pay, but the magazines are all small businesses, and they don't bear it.

Of course, sometimes the road is close, for example, if someone wants to travel to the grassland in the Song Dynasty, I will also take a section...

Now most of the dynasties have sent out the remaining population, but there is still a certain quota for the rich and nobles to travel, such as Princess Wencheng and Songtsen Gampo have been to foreign countries many times, they found that grassland tourism has become popular after they proposed to me to increase Tibetan tours, experience the most primitive and simple Tibetan customs, but we all know that from Chang'an in the Tang Dynasty to Tibet, all the way up even if you take Liu Bang's VIP golden carriage also has to take a month, the schedule and economy are a test, It is only suitable for those who have money and leisure to be released by Zhao Kuangyin's cup of wine, Zhu Yuanzhang wants to come, but because the time is too tight to make the trip, so Princess Wencheng proposed to me to open up the second military road in the Tang Dynasty, directly to Tibet, I thought about it is feasible, our Sichuan-Tibet railway is built, it should not be too difficult to open a military road, but this matter has to be pressed, because I have been thinking about another thing: the battle of Chibi.

Now it seems that Cao Cao's 700,000 or 80,000 army is indeed an exaggeration, because Liu Laoliu gave me a total of 150,000 people died in Chibi, which means that the actual number of Cao Cao's leaders has shrunk by at least more than half, but that is not a decimal, since World War II, it seems that there has not been so many people who have died directly because of the war, which shows the cruelty of the cold weapon era.

What caught my attention was an article submitted by the Northern Wei Dynasty and published in the "Tang Times Weekly", titled "On the Actual Casualties of the Battle of Chibi", according to the writer's own claims. His ancestors had personally participated in this campaign, and this article quoted some genealogical and family letters, which was very close to 150,000, so I remembered it at once, and I was depressed to see that the time was getting closer and closer. I don't seem to be able to do anything, this data would be just a piece of history, but now it represents people who are really alive, for example, we estimate how many people will starve to death in a certain tribe in Africa according to the disaster situation, and those bureaucrats in the world have to pretend to do something, not to mention that these hundreds of thousands are still our compatriots, and saving them has a more practical meaning. Looking at the other generations of patrons and small traders and vendors happily bargaining in the Bing Road, I couldn't help but ask myself: Is it true that the people of the Three Kingdoms can't have this kind of happiness?

Later, I couldn't help it, so I called Liu Laoliu, and I asked him straight to the point: "Can the 150,000 people in the Three Kingdoms not die?" ”

Liu Laoliu wondered: "Immortal." Where to? ”

As soon as he said the word "where to go", I suddenly had an idea, and said casually: "Also take the military road, isn't the reason the same?" Liu Laoliu was stunned for a moment, and then he smiled and said: "Yo, what's wrong with Xiaoqiang, do you really want to wear underwear or do you want to make a disaster movie inspirational?" ”

Without thinking about it, I said, "I want to accumulate some virtue for my unborn son?" "But when I said this, I found that my subconscious did not have this kind of thought--I suddenly thought again, if my son was really one of the reincarnations of these 150,000 dead souls, then when he grew up to know the truth of the matter, would he turn his face against me, a cold one!

Liu Lao Liu smiled: "Oh." == This is to shoot "No Thieves in the World". ”

I said with a heavy face: "Old thing, I haven't watched a lot of movies lately." ”

Liu Lao Liu said: "To be serious, I've been thinking about this issue recently, although our Heavenly Court is sometimes a little sloppy, but we don't want to careless of human life, it's good that you have this idea." But there is a dilemma - those 150,000 people are better if they are Sun and Liu's coalition army, you can at least talk to Liu Bei, and he will definitely support you in this kind of thing, but the vast majority of these people are Cao Jun, how can you make Cao Cao believe you. It's not like he hasn't done it before, how did Hua Tuo die? ”

I shuddered, yes, I went directly to the Three Kingdoms and said to Cao Cao: You are sure to lose the battle of Chibi this time, so you should withdraw your troops as soon as possible, right? Are you damn it, but you didn't die, and I took those 150,000 people with me to do small business?

Hua Tuo's death is actually not enough to explain the problem, after all, it is too sensational to propose a craniotomy, just like now someone says that they want to give you a new head. Another bad thing about Cao Cao is that he can't listen to negative opinions. Liu Fu was killed because he said that the crow appeared in his poem was unlucky, and it is estimated that Qin Shi Huang could not do it. Although people who are killed by him will generally get a thick burial, but my Xiaoqiang is not so high, my belief is that "it is better to die than to live", and the most envious crowd is the gang of "old and not dead is a thief"...

Seeing that I didn't speak, Liu Lao Liu reminded me in a low voice: "Actually, there is one person who can help you." ”

"Who?" I asked eagerly.

"Your son!"

I was shocked: "My son is Cao Cao? "Could it be that the one in the belly of the bun...

Liu Lao Liu sighed: "Hey, no wonder the saying is hard to be fair, you now have a biological one..."

I patted my head: "You said baby elephants!" "It's not right for him to say that, in fact, Baozi and I both take Xiaoxiang as an outsider, and the person who Baozi goes to other places is the most often talked about is him, the reason why I didn't think of asking Cao Xiaoxiang for help at the first time is because he is still a child, and secondly, because I almost forgot that he is someone else's son.

I said, "Ask you something, when Chibi fought, he was like him... Is it my time? "I think this is the key, if Cao Xiaoxiang hadn't died at that time, I don't think this thing would be okay, I don't want to tell Cao Cao that he can't win this battle and then tell him that his son will die immediately, then Cao Cao will dismantle me or not, I think he is a woman.

Liu Laoliu said: "Congratulations, the year of the Battle of Chibi happened to be the year when Cao Chong died. ”

Why does that sound so awkward?

I asked again, "Is it in front of the red cliff or after the red cliff?" "Well, I think this is also quite crucial, if it was before it was okay to say, if it was after - if it was smooth at that time, I would have been dismantled by Cao Cao, and then Cao Chong really died not long after I died, then Cao Cao would not dig me out of the ground again and whip the corpse Cao Chong to him as a son in vain...

Liu Laoliu said: "Congratulations again, Chibi is the official start of the winter Cao Chong died in the spring of that year, it is difficult to say whether Cao Cao fought such a big defeat and had the impact of the pain of losing a child." ”

I excitedly said, "That's good news!" ”

Liu Lao Liu said cautiously: "Do you think we are a little bit different?" ”

“… Anyway, it's right that you're not a good thing, so be it, I'll go find the little elephant, and then find a way to let him meet Cao Cao. ”

Liu Lao Liu said: "I'm reminding you." Cao Chong can't go back to the Three Kingdoms, this is a principle! ”

I scratched my head and said, "Why, Brother Ying, didn't they all go back?" ”

Liu Lao Liu said: "Are you stupid? Qin Shi Huang and they went back because they had stayed enough in your time and then were sent back by Tiandao, Cao Chong is different, he has at least eighty or ninety years to live, and now returning to the Three Kingdoms is the same as you taking Qin Shi Huang and them back to Yucai. ”

I had a headache and said, "What then?" ”

Liu Lao Liu said: "Find the closest place to the Three Kingdoms for them to meet." ”

"Then you have to remember to give me a temporary military path from Yucai."

I hung up the phone and thought about it for a while, it seems that the closest to the Three Kingdoms is Mulan's house.

Back to Yucai, it was when the children were in class, the heroes of the Sui and Tang dynasties and the Seven Sages of the Bamboo Forest came, and Li Yuanba's weightlifting and pun style interest electives were added to the curriculum. Xuanzang opened a psychological counseling course, I met Baojin in person, and asked, Cao Xiaoxiang is taking swimming lessons.

In the swimming pool, Cao Xiaoxiang's children were wearing small pants and playing with a group of children, it was a deep pool, and I shouted far away: "Little elephant." ”

Cao Xiaoxiang turned his head and said happily: "Dad." ”

This is the first time he calls me that, I feel uncomfortable, human children, his own father is only one hand to cover the lord of heaven and earth.

When he came running, I slapped his little ass twice and said, "Let's go." Change your clothes, Daddy will take you to play. ”

At this time, a crisp voice in the water said, "Where are you going to lead my students?" ”

When I looked back, I saw a beautiful little wet girl in a black swimsuit, with bright eyes and teeth, and a smile on her lips. But it was Ni Siyu, and I smiled: "Yo, the little girl has become a big girl after a few days." As he spoke, he deliberately glanced at her chest a few times.

Ni Siyu blushed and said, "Phew, die Xiaoqiang." ”

I laughed and said, "It's not too big or too small, I'll spank you." Ni Siyu often comes to Yucai to teach the children to swim. It's just that I rarely see her.

Ni Siyu said: "Where are you going?" ”

"Have a family feast, the baby elephant won't come back today."

Ni Siyu let out an "oh", stopped talking, and finally touched the head of the little elephant and said, "Go." ”

Cao Xiaoxiang changed his clothes, glanced at Ni Siyu in the pool, and asked in a low voice, "Dad, where are we going to play?" "This clever kid probably knows that I'm not going to take him to a normal place.

"Let's go. Dad told you in the car. ”

Cao Xiaoxiang took my hand and looked back and said, "If you can see Uncle Xiang Yu, bring Sister Xiaoyu with you." ”

I unexpectedly bent down to look at him and said, "Yo, the little devil has a lot of heart to the earth." Why? ”

Cao Xiaoxiang muttered: "Sister Xiaoyu always asks me about Uncle Xiang Yu, but I'm embarrassed to say more. I feel like she's struggling..."

I straightened up and sighed, "Why are children so precocious now?" ”

Cao Xiaoxiang: "Do you mean Sister Xiaoyu?" ”

“… Let's talk about her later, Dad will take you to Sister Mulan's. ”

Cao Xiaoxiang clapped his hands and said, "Okay." ”

Because we haven't seen each other for a long time - I've been too busy lately, and I originally planned to pick up the children to go out to play if I didn't have this thing, Cao Xiaoxiang's left father and right father called me sweaty on my forehead, Cao Cao's heart doesn't seem to be big, I think of "The Death of Yang Xiu".

I said carefully, "Little elephant, if you were asked to change your name to me, what would you call me?" "Doesn't he always call Sister Baozi, does he call me brother-in-law?

But children's minds are sometimes far more sensitive and intelligent than you think, Cao Xiaoxiang seemed to feel that something was wrong, and said with wide eyes: "Why, Dad, what's wrong with you?" ”

I quickly put my hand on his little shoulder and comforted him, saying, "Just ask casually - baby elephant." Is your Cao Cao's father good to you? ”

Cao Xiaoxiang said without hesitation: "Okay, my brothers are envious of me, they don't dare to breathe in front of their father, just like a mouse sees a cat, it's different with me." He also taught me how to dance the sword. ”

"That's... Do you miss him? ”

"Yes." Speaking of this little guy, the little adult turned his head and said disdainfully: "Cut, you are so stingy, he is my father and you are also my father, no matter who I don't see, I will think about it." ”

I happily said, "It's not because of this. "The little thing thinks I'm jealous.

I touched his hair and said, "Little elephant, can I take you to see that father?" ”

"Huh?" Cao Xiaoxiang's mouth opened wide in surprise.

I said, "Because you can't go back to the Three Kingdoms now, so Dad will send you to Sister Mulan first, and then go to your father to reunite with you, okay?" ”

After all, I was still a child, and when I heard this, Cao Xiaoxiang didn't know what to say, so he just looked at me with red eyes.

I wiped his tears and said, "Don't cry. After meeting, you must first make Cao Cao's father believe that you are you, do you understand what your father meant? ”

Cao Xiaoxiang and Fang Zhenjiang Huarong had been staying with them for a long time, and knew that I was going on another mission, so he wiped his tears and asked, "What's the matter?" ”

I was ashamed of one first, and I should have let my father and son meet when I first started the army, but now I have something to do, which makes me very selfish, I said: "Your father Cao Cao is going to fight the battle of Chibi with Uncle Guan Yu again..."

Cao Xiaoxiang said: "Well, you want me to help you kill Cai Mao and Zhang Yun?" ”

I was so angry, I slapped him and said, "Your father is so dark?" ”

"So what can I do?"

I thought about it. Chibi was about to start fighting, Cai Mao and Zhang Yun were afraid that they had already been killed, and the ship was eighty percent chained, I said: "You just let Cao Cao's father withdraw his troops, you should know that he can't win this battle, and he also lost 150,000 uncle's life." "From the point of view of intelligence alone. After telling the little guy about the cause and effect, he should be completely able to understand it, so I told him about the surplus population, and Cao Xiaoxiang really opened his eyes wide and said, "Ah, Dad, this is helping Cao Cao's father." ”

I said proudly, "Don't think so badly of Dad in the future." ”

Cao Xiaoxiang said obediently: "Got it." At the end, he sighed with emotion, "Although my two fathers are not good people." But it's all good for me. "Now Mulan's house is like the compound of the military region, there are sentry posts on all sides, and visitors must be registered, fortunately, Deputy Marshal Hua may have explained to the guards what my place looks like and the car I drove, so the guards personally ran to inform us, and soon Hua Mulan picked him up, and she happily picked him up when she saw Cao Xiaoxiang. Affectionately arch the little one's forehead with his nose. Cao Xiaoxiang protested while struggling: "Don't keep hugging me, I'm not a child anymore." ”

Hua Mulan said happily: "Then what are you." Little warriors? ”

I said, "Sister, don't underestimate this little guy, if you want to say that he may not be able to fight, but he can save the lives of 150,000 soldiers." As I spoke, I glanced at Cao Xiaoxiang and said solemnly, "Little elephant, everything depends on you after I bring your father." ”

Cao Xiaoxiang gave me a Young Pioneer salute in Mulan's arms, and said as if "Don't worry, Dad!" ”

"Then I'm going?"

Cao Xiaoxiang waved his hand: "you." ”…