Chapter 123: Calling the Board
I admit that among the 108 heroes, my ability is a little sparse, but this is not a reason why even my banner is so stubborn, right?
Look at other people's flags, one foot high, the dragon and tiger roar drawn, more than 100 poles lined up outside the tent just like the United Nations, and then look at my side, barely half a head higher than Pan Changjiang, those two words are ugly, and everyone knows it, this is the most hateful, to write an abstract point again, people will think that it is a sign, and the white cloth is scattered, but this also has a benefit, when you want to surrender, as long as I wash my name away, it is a white flag.
I parked the car behind the tent, and walked into the Chinese army's tent angrily, the heroes were using the lunch break to discuss the battle situation while eating, and when they saw me come in, they greeted me with a smile, and I heard that the bantam tiger Wang Ying was arrested, and none of these people were in a hurry, Hu Sanniang's eyebrows and eyes were quite worried, it seems that he usually makes trouble, and his relationship with Wang Ying is still good, but it is not too abnormal.
As soon as I entered the door, I pointed to the door and said loudly: "You don't do such things, it's too inauthentic, your flags are majestic, why is my pole like a mine?" ”
Everyone laughed, Lu Junyi said while laughing: "Xiaoqiang, don't worry, this is not our intention, all the brothers have their own flags, and there is also a spare one, but your flag has never been done before, so I had to make do with your name first, which also shows that everyone is thinking about you." ”
As soon as I saw it, Fang Zhenjiang and Hua Rong's flags were changed from the flags of Wu Song and Hua Rong No. 1, and I was a little angry: "Then why is my flagpole so short, there must be a basis, if you have to say that I am born short, I am not convinced, and there are no short ones on our Liang Mountain." ”
Hu Sanniang, Sun Erniang, and Gu Sister-in-law all said angrily when they heard this: "What kind of? ”
I wondered, "Aren't those minions on our mountain even short land?" Where do you want to go? ”
The third girl immediately blushed...
Lu Junyi said: "Xiaoqiang." There's no way around it, our brothers' flagpoles are all special, and I brought a total of two spare ones this time down the mountain, and it's hard to find such a long time. ”
I touched my chin and said, "Don't we have a specialty?" "They brought the pole that used to be hung for the Skywalker to be used as a signal tower, but I just said it casually, and I didn't expect them to agree.
Who knew that Lu Junyi and several of their leaders looked at each other, and Lao Lu smiled: "It's okay, Xiaoqiang shows his face for the first time, and the brothers will let you come to someone." Hang Xiaoqiang's flag on the highest flagpole. ”
The two minions couldn't help but laugh and went out to do it.
I was satisfied, "Now tell me about the situation?" ”
Speaking of this, Lu Junyi said gloomily: "The Eight Heavenly Kings are very tricky, and I am a fierce general, but I can't hide the limelight, early this morning." Lin Jiaotou, Guan Sheng, Qin Ming and others have all gone out, but they have always only been invincible and undefeated with the other party, and when Wang Ying's brothers went out, they were captured by Fang Lana's nephew. ”
I said disdainfully: "He didn't make a good film of his "Journey to the West" (only readers who have watched "Water Margin" and "Journey to the West" can understand what it means) What kind of mess is he making? ”
Hu Sanniang's face was a little unbearable, and she defended: "That surnamed Fang really has some ability, and he blames Wang Ying, he has always been lazy when he goes into battle, and he deserves a lesson." Even so, her expression was not relaxed.
I said, "Then he's not in any danger, is he?" ”
Wu Yong said: "It's hard to say. In today's first battle, Fang La can't figure out the details of us, but he is determined to win, and he can't tell when he may kill Wang Ying to strengthen the army
I gasped and said, "What then?" ”
Song Jiang, who had been ignored by us, suddenly rose up at this time and said, "In my opinion." The brothers want to kill Fang La in one go, so that I can show my Liangshan's loyalty to the imperial court
We continue to ignore him...
Fang Zhenjiang pulled me and said, "It's really not good... Get the old king. ”
I was stunned and said, "Looking for him?" Let him watch you beat his clone? ”
Fang Zhenjiang said: "Why do you have to fight, since they are all his own people, let him go and persuade the opposite place, isn't it good for everyone to collect troops and shake hands and make peace?" ”
“… Can they believe it? ”
"Wu Song and I don't know each other. Didn't he not believe it at first? ”
Wu Song nodded yes. He also said: "But this Fang Lai is much more complicated, and he needs to be exactly the same in appearance to be able to shock him." ”
I was puzzled: "But Lao Wang's appearance has changed greatly." ”
Fang Zhenjiang said: "His appearance has changed. Didn't he have the Four Heavenly Kings under him, and they came together. ”
I turned to the crowd, "What do you mean?" ”
Wu Yong lifted his glasses and said: "This is the best way in front of you, otherwise you can only fight hard if you want to capture Fang La." ”
I held the car keys in front of me and said, "Then which of you should work hard, I have been running for several days in a row, and my hand is twitching when I drive." ”
Fang Zhenjiang grabbed the key with a wave of his hand and said, "Then I'm the only one to go." ”
"Do you know how to drive?" I knew that Fang Zhenjiang was just a coolie before.
Fang Zhenjiang smiled and said: "During this time, I have had a lot of verbal fights with Wang Yin's kid in his car, and I have learned eighty percent of them unintentionally, and besides, you are nothing more than stepping on the accelerator with full gear." ”
Fang Zhenjiang is a coarse and delicate person, he shouldn't joke with his life, and I was so tired, so I told him: "Then you go, remember to watch the timeline, don't go to 2018, at that time, your sons are taller than you, and you can't see your family of three." ”
Fang Zhenjiang shuddered, in fact, I was scaring him, after 2008, there were no customers from me, and the car couldn't run out, and even if it ran until 2018, now this Fang Zhenjiang is Fang Zhenjiang No. 1, and Fang Zhenjiang No. 2 in 2018 has to disappear immediately when he sees him - but if Fang Zhenjiang is really like that, he can make money, and he will suffer a lot less to raise children.
We sent Fang Zhenjiang to my car, and I told him: "Don't be in a hurry to drive safely, remember to refuel the car, and pay more attention when you come back." If you sneak out to Li Bai, no one will save you. ”
By this time we had cleared a runway where no one was around. Fang Zhenjiang checked the window, and gave us a thumbs up like an F1 driver. Well, it jumped out like an arrow from the string and suddenly disappeared 200 meters away from us. This kid is kind of better than me, I didn't even make it to the timeline in the 2000 meters.
We walked back, and I saw that people were eating, so I took a pot of choi and took two steamed buns to nibble. At this moment, I only heard the sound of war drums in the opposite formation, and the smoke and dust rose high, and the heroes put on their horses one after another, shouting: "The other party is fighting the enemy again." ”
Everyone got on their horses and lined up, and I squatted in front of the infantry phalanx and continued to nibble on steamed buns while looking at the opposite side.
Opposite side. Eight horses and eight generals on a middle-aged man with a national face led a line up, concentrating on our side to inspect, the tough guy with a national face should be Fang La, he stretched out his hand to this side, his mouth moved, and a young general next to him shouted and pulled his horse out of the team in front of the two armies, Fang Tian painted a halberd in his hand, and shouted: "Bah." Who's going to fight me? ”
Di Wu Song, who was standing next to me, said to me: "This is Fang La's nephew Fang Jie, the one who captured Wang Ying." ”
I saw this Fang Jie riding on a jujube red horse, showing off his might in front of everyone in Liangshan, and the Fang Tian painting halberd in his hand was whirring with the wind. It was when he was young and vigorous, and he didn't take others seriously. Hu Sanniang here had long hated the root of her teeth, and she was about to step forward when she pulled out her double knives, when suddenly a handsome young man in Liangshan said loudly: "Third sister, don't worry, wait for me to take down this person." "The youngster hovered out of the ranks of the Earth's Demons. I saw that he was wearing a purple and gold crown with three-pronged hair. Wearing a hundred flowers robe, he also held a Fang Tian painting halberd in his hand. I don't need others to say that I also know that this eighty percent is Xiao Wenhou Lu Fang, these two young men were very red at first sight, first, they were still in adolescence, and secondly, the two of them used the same weapons, and they fought in a blink of an eye.
According to my summary, this Fang Tian painting halberd is basically a master, from Lu Bu below, but anyone who dares to use this thing has two hits, you read the story in the commentary, saying that a fierce person called a battle in front of the enemy, there are always some NPCs who don't know whether to live or die come up and be taken down by the fierce man with a move, some of these NPCs have knives and guns, but I have never seen a person who made Fang Tian's halberd be cut down by someone under the horse with a knife, which is very revealing.
Sure enough, the two young dancers pointed their halberds to the wheat mang, and the cold light waved like two king-bas-lids rolling down from the hillside, and there was a sound of ping-pong, and I stood in the crowd with a vegetable bowl -- and the earth floated in.
The two fought for more than ten minutes without winning or losing, that Fang Jie's moves were exquisite, Lu Fang was not weak, Fang Lasheng was afraid that his nephew would lose, Ming Jin withdrew his troops, Fang Jie was still unsatisfied, but after all, he didn't dare to disobey the military order, stared at Lu Fang and spit on the ground, and returned to the team angrily, Lu Fang wiped his sweat and smiled proudly: "The surname Fang is nothing more than that, quickly release my brother Wang Ying, otherwise I will see me next time..."
Before he finished speaking, a person suddenly rushed out of the opposite formation, and there was a shot in his head, Lu Fangkankan dodged, but he also dodged in a hurry, I was happy, old acquaintance - Li Tianyan.
Li Tianyan wore a brass armor, and the big gun in his hand trembled suddenly, it was really an inexhaustible murderous aura, looking at him now, thinking of the wife who was crushed by Xiang Yu and had the battery stolen in Yucai, how could he not be happy?
Ruan Xiaoqi asked me, "What are you laughing at?" ”
I pointed at Li Tianyan and said, "This person is afraid of his wife." ”
Ruan Xiaoqi scratched his head and said, "Yo, you are the same person as us." ”
Li Tianyan and Lu Fang fought for some rounds, and Wu Yong said worriedly: "Lu Fang is timid, who will come back for him?" ”
The golden gun slapped Xu Ning without saying a word to catch up with Lu Fang, and Zhang Qing said with annoyance: "This kid, rob me of my job!" "It's not a matter of two times for him to aim at the heavens!
In a short sentence, the two generals fought for another half an hour, and the main generals of the two sides each sang gold, Lin Chong said to me helplessly: "See, it's always been like this since the morning, and I can't tell the result, if you want to fight hard, it goes against the original intention." ”
At this time, there was no one on the field for the time being, and I was about to start eating the second steamed bun when suddenly a reckless man dragged a Zen stick and jumped to the spot from the opposite side, shouting: "I heard that there is a monk named Lu Zhishen in Liangshan, who has infinite strength, come out to compare with me!" ”
A rough voice shouted: "Then you are Baoguang Rulai Deng Yuanjue?" Lu Zhishen didn't ride a horse, so he could only hear him shouting in the team but couldn't see where the others were.
Deng Yuanjue looked at this side with strange eyes, and shouted: "Exactly! ”
"Wow, yes!" A roar that could not be said to be angry or excited suddenly rang out. Monk Lu also dragged the Zen staff out of the crowd. These two entangled enemies finally met, but everyone couldn't help laughing at a glance, the two of them are generally tall, both are big bald, and the Zen battles they are holding are also extra-large, if you don't look carefully, you think it's a pair of twins.
Lao Lu and Deng Guangtou were also amused when they saw each other, and suddenly they shot down each other's heads with their canes at the same time, and I exclaimed: "It's bad, this is a battle that never stops!" ”
Hua Rong smiled at me and said, "Brother Qiang, don't worry." I'll take care of it. ”
In this battle formation, everyone is wearing armor, and I don't know if it's No. 1 or No. 2 Hua Rong who is talking to me...
As soon as the two bald men fought, they became even more vicious and dangerous, and the big iron rod with a thick bowl mouth swept in front of their heads, and the two armies faced each other with tens of thousands of people. At this moment, they all retreated involuntarily, and in a short time, a clearing space that was twice as spacious as before...
And these two people are by no means just as rough as they seem, once they start to move, their moves are changeable, the offense and defense are well-trained, and it can be said that they have experienced countless moments of life and death in just a few minutes.
When everyone was out of breath, Hua Rong took the arrow and stared at the opposite side with bated breath, where a general immediately put the arrow on the bow. His eyes are always on Deng Yuanjue, it seems that as long as Deng Guoshi misses a sharp arrow, he will inevitably penetrate Lu Zhishen's throat first-Deng Yuanjue and Pang Wanchun have a deep personal relationship, which is also what I heard him say in Yucai.
After the two people on the field fought hard for more than half an hour, they gradually lost their strength. The Zen stick was already sluggish when it danced, Deng Yuanjue's weapon made a false move, but he took a small advantage and kicked Lu Zhishen away, Lao Lu was furious, and stabbed Deng Yuanjue away with a punch. Both lost their balance at the same time. In a flash of thought, he almost simultaneously buckled the Zen staff to the other party's head. It's very obvious that both sides are lost... The defeat of both sides was a way of fighting, and tens of thousands of generals and soldiers of the armies on both sides also screamed.
Seeing this, Pang Wanchun did not hesitate at all, only swept Lu Zhishen slightly, and let go of the hand that had already drawn the bow, "Whoosh-" The sharp arrow shot out, on this side, Hua Rong was also confident, Pang Wanchun opened the bow and he opened the bow, the arrow and the arrow were on a flat line without discussion, and with a bang, the two arrows were shocked into four bamboo wires...
But even if Lu Zhishen was temporarily saved this time, it couldn't avoid the end of him and Deng Yuanjue... When everyone thought so, some sharp-eyed generals realized that at the same time as Hua Rong and Pang Wanchun's arrows were together, another mysterious long arrow had passed through between Deng Lu and the two at an extremely delicate angle, and the arrow shot impartially at the place where the two iron rods were about to be handed over, and the two great monks' weapons were bounced away by an inch - although Lao Lu and Lao Deng's strength at this time was not as good as usual, but the strength of the person who sent the arrow was also very terrifying!
Everyone's eyes looked in the direction of the arrow, and then they saw a handsome general turned out from behind Hua Rong, holding a strange straight stick bow in his hand, and the most shocking thing was: this person actually looked exactly like Hua Rong - of course, I can tell now, if the latter Hua Rong is holding a handlebar bow, then he is Hua 2.
The most surprising thing was Pang Wanchun, he looked at the two Hua Rong in a daze, and suddenly said with a depressed expression: "I have heard of Hua Rong's divine arrow, I didn't expect him to have a brother who is also so good at shooting, and I am invincible to him based on this alone." Stunned, Pang Wanchun bowed his head again and said, "Brother Fang, we have lost home this time." ”
The reason why Pang Wanchun said this Fang La's side everyone understood what it meant: Pang Wanchun was bent on killing Lu Zhishen when Deng Yuanjue was in danger, but Liang Shan maintained justice under favorable circumstances, so this battle was inferior to others in terms of strength and military morale.
At the moment, the two sides each sent people to drag Monk Lu and Deng Yuanjue back to the base camp, after this thrilling battle, no one from the two families challenged again for the time being, especially Fang La's side, the eight heavenly kings all felt disgraced.
Fang La's expression darkened, and he was about to temporarily withdraw his troops, when suddenly a person swept out of the main formation, pointed at the Liangshan camp and scolded: "Liangshan thieves must not be rampant, if you really have the ability, you must see the real chapter with your grandfather Shibao!" ”
Liangshan's side exploded, the heroes hate people to call them thieves the most in their lives, even if you call them bandits, and these two words are just called out from the mouth of the imperial court, they were actually used by the mud-legged Fang La to expose their shortcomings, everyone was not angry, Song Jiang was even more angry and said: "Which brother took off this thief's head and I will take the first credit with him!" ”
Lin Chong explained to me again: "This Shi Bao is also a member of the Eight Heavenly Kings of Fang La, and he is the most capable of making a knife. ”
Seeing that there were several people in the crowd, Shi Bao glanced at their weapons and said: "I said, if you have real skills, you will use a knife to talk to your grandfather, hmph, Liangshan thieves are really all people who steal chickens and dogs, and they can't even find the footsteps of a knife." ”
Guan Sheng was so angry that his face was 37 percent redder than his ancestor Guan Yu, and he held the handle of the knife and led the horse forward and said, "I have to kill this person!" Lu Junyi and Wu Yong grabbed him one by one and said, "You go and there is no game, which only increases the worries of the brothers." ”
Shi Bao saw that the huge Liangshan was stopped by him, proudly hugged his arms and half lay on the horse's back, and smiled contemptuously: "Oh, yes, people say that Liangshan is one hundred and eight righteous and extraordinary in art, today, it seems that this righteous word does not need to be mentioned, it is just a group of eagle dogs of the imperial court, as for this ability, it is even more rare, my eldest brother originally remembered that you were all responsible men and did not want to kill you all, according to my opinion, I can't see Er'er, I will go back and kill your Wang Ying to kill the sacrificial flag!" ”
His words were poisonous and ruthless, poking at the hearts of the heroes, the bandits couldn't care about anything else, they all scolded, I finally had a mouthful of steamed buns, seeing that the atmosphere was so warm, I pinched it in my hand and opened my mouth and scolded a few times: "Mom B, it's really not a thing..."
Lin Chong said worriedly: "It seems that we have to hold him, so that Fang La can have a taboo, otherwise he will really take Wang Ying's brother..."
The more Shi Bao saw that the heroes were angry, the happier he became, so he simply spread his body on horseback and looked at the people with a smile, he inadvertently glanced at the sky on our side in boredom, and suddenly said strangely: "Hey, why is there one more flag than in the morning - can't you kill Xiaoqiang?" When will Liangshan have one more waste, what kind of mystery is this person's flag hanging so high, Xiaoqiang, you come out for me! ”
Originally, my last bite of steamed buns was about to slip out of my throat, but I choked when I heard him shout so violently...
Why is there something wrong with me here!?