There is a proverb: People are afraid of being famous, pigs are afraid of being strong, and the road is that the wood is beautiful in the forest, and the wind will destroy it.

Look at my Xiaoqiang, thirty-nine years old, a very human minister, the title on his head is more than the chairman of a city-level writers' association, in terms of ability, he once broke the enemy with a smile in Xiang Yu's hundreds of thousands of troops, and he also held a shoe sole to draw the assassin Qin Wuyang who exterminated humanity beyond recognition, and even made the name of Qijiro that night no longer legendary in the actual battle with Baozi... Well, let's change the vest in the future and write another book.

is such a promising young man, a reserve immortal who has always taken the world as his own responsibility, a famous educator, a military strategist, and a maverick, and today finally aroused the jealousy of some NPCs who take pleasure in blocking the course of history - Shi Bao, this kid relentlessly chanting my name endlessly. I really expected him to say a few words, but I didn't expect this guy to be addicted to scolding, putting a big knife across the horse's back, pointing at my big banner and spitting stars, and saying that I had to go out and fight with him.

We are not professional in knife fighting, and everyone knows that I am majoring in slab and brick mechanics——

Lin Chong was afraid that I would be embarrassed, so he comforted me and said, "Xiaoqiang, don't pay attention to him, it won't be better than a knife if he says it's better than a knife." ”

The Song Dynasty is the world of the gun and the peak period, the famous generals use the spear, Lu Junyi, Lin Chong, Zhang Qing, Dong Ping and Fang La's subordinates Wang Yin, Li Tianyan and even later Yue Fei, all of them are masters of the gun, the big knife in the Three Kingdoms era experienced its heyday after gradually disappeared in later generations, the knife this weapon, but also only in the Three Kingdoms that barbarism and elegance coexist in the era can shine, since the Tang Dynasty it can no longer meet the military generals want to show their civil and military wisdom and calm requirements.

Of course, there are a lot of swords on Liangshan, but only one person can win a good one, according to Lin Chong, Guan Sheng has fought with Shi Bao for three hundred rounds in the morning, and Guan Sheng seems to be one head behind Shi Bao in terms of strength.

Shi Bao scolded over there, and there were many people on our side who looked at me, Lin Chong and the 54 of them knew that I was a half-hanger, and they all smiled and said nothing, but there were still 54 people who didn't know the inside story, and they only knew that I got along with half of their brothers in a year. But they have never seen me show my skills, from the fact that I easily brought Fang Zhenjiang and Hua Rong over, they may think that I am also a man of courage or something, and they all want to see how I react when Shi Bao shouts. The bandits are usually lazy, and they are all bloody men on the battlefield, but when they saw my peaceful appearance, many people immediately frowned and felt disdainful, and even the minion who carried the flag for me felt shameless, and shrunk his head in his neck half-dead.

The more Shi Bao came forward, scolding and dancing, Hua Rong put the arrow on the string and said sharply: "Shi Bao listens to the truth, we don't want to hurt you and you are not rampant." Take another step forward and want you to die on the spot. ”

Originally, Liangshan had Hua Rong Fang La and Pang Wanchun, and each side had a deterrent weapon, but this would be different if Liangshan had two Hua Rong, Shi Bao couldn't help but feel numb when he saw that the two handsome descendants pointed the arrow at him at the same time. Both the horses jumped and jumped on the spot and laughed: "Haha, Liang Shanxiao is used to hurting people with secret arrows, but none of them are really good men." "Extremely arrogant.

Wu Yong frowned and said: "If you want Fang Laxin to surrender the army, there must be a general whose sword skills are far superior to this person's first subdued him." ”

Everyone looked at each other, and even Guan Sheng bowed his head and said nothing, if you want to say that you can use other weapons to fight Shibao, no one may be able to overshadow him, but in terms of knife skills alone, it is far better. I'm afraid that the entire Northern Song Dynasty won't be able to find such a number, and Qin Ming, who has no heart and lungs, laughed loudly in order to find Guan Sheng under the steps: "Then unless it is Guan Yu Guan's second master who is a saint." But as soon as this sentence was said, Guan Sheng's face became even more ugly, didn't this mean that he had lost the face of his ancestors?

But as soon as I heard this, my spirits immediately soared, and I handed the vegetable pot into the hands of a small soldier. Raise your hands and shout, "I'll go, I'll go!" ”

Everyone has learned to ignore me and continue the discussion...

Guan Sheng put the Qinglong knife behind his back and pulled the reins of the horse and said, "I'll try again!" ”

I said depressedly, "Brothers, I'll go!" ”

Zhang Shun and Zhang Qing waved their hands: "Xiaoqiang, don't make trouble." "Continuing the discussion...

I trotted over and pointed to my nose in front of Wu Yong and a few others, saying, "I said I'll go!" ”

Lin Chong said: "Xiaoqiang, this is not the time for you to be reckless, and to say that Shi Bao doesn't know you at all." Even if the brothers have a trick with each other. It's not a joke to dance with a hundred-pound big knife. ”

I waved vigorously in front of people: "Brothers, do you think I'm the kind of person who fights unprepared battles?" ”

This time. Everyone finally fixed their eyes on me, and Wu asked tentatively, "What do you mean..."

I smiled mysteriously, "Don't forget that I'm not an ordinary person. ”

Everyone knows that I am obscene, and I never suffer immediate losses, Zhang Shun stabbed me: "You came with a hemp gun?" ”

Me: "..."

Wu Yong held his chin and looked at me with a research gaze and said to the others, "Why don't you let Xiaoqiang try?" ”

Song Jiang couldn't wait to break the deadlock as soon as possible, regardless of the thirty-seven twenty-one: "Come on, give Brother Xiaoqiang a horse." ”

I said, "You'll have to get me a knife - who has the best knife here?" ”

Everyone looked at Guan Sheng...

Guan Sheng was entangled: "You don't want me to give my knife to Xiaoqiang to use, right?" ”

Everyone looked at him and didn't speak...

Guan Sheng sighed: "Shame on you, my ancestor Guan Sheng's underground knowledge will definitely reprimand me." ”

I comforted him and said, "No, I'll explain this to my second brother..."

Guan Sheng snorted and stuck the big knife on the ground, and someone laboriously picked it up and handed it to me.

This horse is also brought in, I smiled and took the Qinglong knife - almost stretched my arm, and when I held it in my hand, I found that the knife was dead and heavy, according to my recollection, the knife that Guan Er Ye had made was more than eighty pounds, this knife should be imitation, or even heavier, when I read the Three Kingdoms and saw Guan Er Ye, I made a knife of more than eighty pounds and I was still psychologically unbalanced, you see that people have four fierce eight hammers, that hammer is either four hundred pounds or eight hundred pounds, is it embarrassing for the martial god Guan Yu to carry an eighty pound knife? No wonder he blushed, but then I found out what the problem was, four fierce and eight sledgehammers I read a villain book, and comics are the same nature, super Saiyan can punch the earth into a pit, the joke is too serious, in fact, eighty pounds of things can barely be carried by an adult man to the third floor. It's basically impossible to make it like a propeller.

Later, I also found out that as an ordinary adult man, in addition to boasting that I have strong sexual ability, I am still very in line with the power configuration of normal people - I can't go up at all with this knife...

I looked embarrassed and handed the knife to the minion next to me: "You can help me get it first." Minions looked at me with a knife on their faces inexplicably. I climbed onto my horse, then held out my hand at him, "Give me the knife now." ”

The crowd is collectively petrified...

The minion raised the knife to me in a fog, I struggled to catch it, and then put the handle on the horse's back, then wiped the sweat and smiled: "This is feasible." ”

Hu Sanniang wondered: "Xiaoqiang, are you going to put on a show for us and get on the horse and take the knife to finish it, or do you really plan to go desperately with Shi Bao?" Duan Jingzhu next to her quietly pulled her and said, "Third sister, don't provoke Xiaoqiang, what if he is really stimulated and rushes up?" ”

Zhang Qingce stood in front of me, put his hands in front of him and said cautiously: "Xiaoqiang, if you can't think about it, tell your brother, everything can be solved." Suicide is not a good idea..."

Everyone also persuaded bitterly: "Yes, the buns are still waiting for you to go back." ”

I put my hand on the "three wisps of ink hair" under my chin, and said with a slight smile: "Don't say much, get out of the way quickly, and go and take down the stone treasure." ”

Everyone whispered: "Xiaoqiang won't be mad, right?" "It stands to reason that it won't be. His cheekiness, Hua Rong shot HP for three days without dropping it"...

I'm depressed, I'm crazy, I'm pulling down my beard one by one, why am I so bad in their hearts - I dare to sell this madness, of course, there is a backhand, Guan Erye's copy biscuit is in my pocket, the reason why I didn't eat it before I got on the horse is because I am worried that these things will take up that precious 10 minutes, I really don't know if Guan Erye's copy biscuit can be taken down within 10 minutes with Shibao's bravery.

Now it seems that there is no way, if you don't show your hand, my brothers can't let me go to the ground... Having said that, I'm also quite moved, and I usually make trouble. When I was real, everyone really took care of me as a brother.

I unconsciously reached out and took the biscuit in my hand, pretended to touch my nose and put it in my mouth, chewed it twice and swallowed it, instantly. The familiar popping sensation filled my whole body, just like after eating Wu Song's biscuits, but the difference was that this time I was riding on a horse, and I unconsciously even had a lot of riding skills.

I lightly danced the Qinglong knife in front of my chest and then held it behind my back, and still held my "beard" in my other hand and smiled slightly: "Don't you want to get out of the way?" "Because we are now possessed by Guan Sheng. So you can't talk too politely to these juniors. or fall into the identity of the second master.

"Huh?" Everyone was taken aback at the same time, and they felt my domineering aura. They all said, "One more and one more..."

I instantly broke down and said, "Hurry up, brothers, there's no time!" ”

People hesitated to get out of the way, and I was about to urge the horse, Guan Sheng suddenly grabbed me, and I looked back in amazement: "What's wrong?" ”

I saw Guan Sheng's eyes light up, and he took my hand and whispered, "Xiaoqiang, is your surname really Xiao?" ”

I was stunned for a moment before I realized what he meant: after he saw that I used that trick, he probably suspected that I was the heir of their Guan family, so he had to say depressedly: "Absolutely authentic." ”

Guan Sheng let go of his hand in disappointment, and suddenly said in my ear: "Beware of this surnamed Shi with a drag knife for a while!" ”

I nodded, in front of the two armies, that Shi Bao was scolding, I didn't expect that the other party really dared to fight, and it was a person I had never seen, through a morning of fighting, he basically knew the most capable ones on Liangshan, and couldn't help but be stunned and asked: "Who are you?" ”

I put the knife behind my head, rested my hands on the hilt and said, "Didn't you shout Lao Tzu for a long time?" ”

Shi Bao smiled: "Haha, it turns out that you are Xiaoqiang, the flag is so high, it is really a bit famous, let's not talk about kung fu, at least you dare to come out to show that you are not afraid of death." I see that he is calm and breezy, maybe he wants to have a debate match with me first, now that Fang Lajun's heart is unstable, it is rare to have a confident general like Shi Bao come out to support the scene, he wants to hold on to this feeling for a while.

BUT HOW CAN I HAVE THAT TIME, TO SAY THAT IN NORMAL TIMES, WE DEFINITELY HAVE THE STRENGTH TO SCOLD HIM FOR THREE DAYS AND THREE NIGHTS WITHOUT HEAVY WORDS, IN THE WEST, ELOQUENCE IS ALSO A HEROIC NECESSARY QUALITY, BECAUSE BEFORE EVERY BATTLE, THE HEROES OF BOTH SIDES HAVE TO STAND IN FRONT OF THE HIP-HOP WITH THE BLACK AMERICANS. The one, who compares his thumb and forefinger to a gun, says, "You're a bitch in the black neighborhood." The one had to pick up right away: "I'll only pick you up as a guest." ”… Achilles and Hector cursed under the city for ten years.

Besides, I am now representing Guan Erye, how can I be as knowledgeable as him? As soon as I pressed forward, I chopped off with a knife: "Less nonsense! ”

Shi Bao was caught off guard and dodged away, and then smiled: "Okay." Temper my temper! ”

I went back with a horse, I felt like I had just woken up and drank three cups of coffee, my head was full of ideas, the knife in my hand was like a dragon that wanted to fight the sky and the earth, and in the blink of an eye, I brushed and brushed three knives into three ways to slash to Shibao, this appearance, Liangshan heroes were collectively excited, and they all shouted: "Good knife technique!" ”

Shi Bao concentrated and could, dodging and knocking. Erma staggered and shouted in an instant: "Sure enough, it's a character, Shi Mouyi has never seen such an opponent like you since he became a career." I didn't say a word and led the horse to kill, I can see that this is definitely a tough battle, although the second master is strong. It's not invincible, there are many people in the Three Kingdoms who can fight with him to a draw, and this stone treasure is also a master of using a knife, plus this biscuit can only be a temporary copy, the true meaning of the second master's knife method can't be made, and the outcome of this battle is still difficult to say.

This time, Shi Bao attacked first, and the big blade flew towards my chest as soon as he picked it up, and I slammed it with the hilt of my knife. Returning the knife with a knife, the whole move flowed in one go, and I heard another burst of cheers from the heroes behind him, which was mixed with doubts from many people.

Shi Bao flew away just now. This will be calm and solemn, he used the same tricks to resolve the crisis, look at my eyes also changed, three points of surprise and three points of admiration but also three points of dissatisfaction, the two of us set the horse. He handed over a dozen moves in mid-air. I saw the sword light and the cold wind blowing, and the viewers all changed color.

Actually, I haven't felt much since I got it. There is a second master possessed, and the other party is a knife, no matter how subtle the tricks he uses, he only feels mediocre, and there is naturally a way to deal with it in his hands, but if you want to say that you want to take him down easily, you are a little bit weak, this kind of peak duel, after all, you can't play a high artistic conception by eating a cookie temporarily, and several times I heard Guan Sheng behind me make a voice of regret, and I knew that I must have missed the opportunity to take the initiative, this biscuit is going to let him eat Shi Bao Now Bacheng is almost invincible.

But even so, Shi Bao seems to be a little bit of a poor donkey, he has not encountered a strong opponent for a long time, his sword skills have not been able to break through the bottleneck, plus he has fought with Guan Sheng in the morning, and his physical strength does not occupy the victory, the two of us, a martial saint, are fake; A knife king, it's a LAN private server, no one can help anyone, and he doesn't have any thoughts about fighting, and then it seems to have been agreed in advance, and at the same time he shows a flaw and pulls the knife to feign defeat...

Although the details are different, we all turn to the same mind: to use the tractor meter.

Of course, this drag knife trick is not only Shi Bao will use, to count, Guan Yu has to be the ancestor, this trick comes out, it can be said that people chase and kill the Buddha to chase and kill the Buddha - it is chasing, not blocking, this trick is about deceitful and dragging the knife, taking advantage of the enemy's triumphant moment suddenly turned back, with himself as the axis, the big knife will be rounded and the girl will be damaged, not to mention using the knife, even if you take advantage of the horsepower, even if you carry a leather armor to draw your face, you have to be disfigured!

But who would have thought that the two of us would use this trick at the same time? It's hilarious now, have you ever seen two generals suddenly turn around and run away together?

It's too embarrassing, I knew I didn't chase it, and I ended up with a lottery, but the two of us ran together, and some of them didn't understand and thought that one of them had a fart and smoked us away.

Shi Bao was about to run into Fang La's arms only to find that I didn't chase me, I was stronger than him, I was more than 20 meters away from Lin Chong when I saw him also running back-

In the end, he and I could only go back slowly, and then look at each other's expressions, both of them were a little embarrassed, Shi Bao blushed and whispered to me: "Drag the knife plan, huh?" I nodded, "Hey, I'm smiling." ”

Keep playing...

This time, both of us have sold our strength, this is like an acrobat who smashed the first performance, in order to repay the audience, I have to perform an extra show and show my hands, or who will watch acrobatics in the future?

Shi Bao finally struggled, because in fact, he was not so engraved in hardware and software, except that there was no very charm, I am the real second master reincarnation, Shi Bao is just a skilled farmer after all, experience and strength are poor, and his physical strength is not good, and he fought 50 rounds, I used the Qinglong knife to press Shi Bao to almost lose his weapon, he slashed indiscriminately, and wanted to defeat back to the formation, this time it was not a drag knife plan, I wanted to forget it, and I didn't look at the watch during the fight, and it is estimated that 10 minutes will pass, who knows that stepping off the war horse is used to becoming natural, do not see me pull the reins, chase head-on, Fang La's side of a general saw that I was about to bite Shi Bao, hurriedly took the horse forward to respond, in a hurry I saw a big gun in the air pierced over, subconsciously flashed, with a knife back slapped on the lower abdomen of the person, and then did not want to immediately capture this person, Fang Lajun made a big noise, I took a big advantage, hurriedly ran back to the formation, threw the person under the ribs to the ground, and said majestically: "Tie up!" The little minions also responded to the situation and said loudly: "Order!" ”

I was so proud that I couldn't help but laugh on the horse, and suddenly felt the knife sink and slide to the ground, and at the same time the whole body was sore, and the effectiveness of the biscuits was already decreasing, I hurriedly turned over and dismounted while there was still the last bit of strength, Zhang Shun They lined up in a circle, and they all looked at me in surprise, I was shocked, and before I could say anything, these guys suddenly rushed up one by one, this slapped me on the back of the head, and that kicked my ass, and said: "Okay, you kid" "How did you get the ground this time?" "This stone treasure was turned by Duan Heavenly Wolf, right?" …

I'm depressed, I'm crazy, I'm wearing a "beard"...