Xuanzang, isn't it Tang Seng? A few days ago, when I was looking for a fat man with a bun, Yan Jingsheng, who vaguely remembered it, told me, but I was busy in the past two days, and my mind was full of eighteen heroes, so I almost forgot about this old monk.

But what is he doing on the podium? I saw the old man patting the chalk on his hand and waiting for me to go up, so I had to walk in front of him from the last row, and this monk did not look like a monk, wearing a gray and non-pulling armor, which is understandable, the first thing new customers do when they arrive at Yucai is to change their heads, with the attitude of considering customers, we have various styles of clothes, most of which are close to simplicity and attribution style, but the monk's robe is not.

Looking at the hairstyle again, not only is it not a monk's bald head, but also hairy stubble, and his beard is also very scattered, how to say it, this most famous monk in history does not have a solemn appearance, and is not even as good as those actors who wear hoods and pretend to be monks in second-rate TV series.

Seeing me come up, Xuanzang stretched out his hand and shook it with me - it seemed that he was already familiar with modern etiquette, and then smiled: "Brother Xiaoqiang, where did you come from?" ”

Calling a brother? Anyway, I have a special identity, and I don't feel like being a brother or sister to the emperor, but this is the first time I have a relationship with a monk, so I smiled dryly: "I just went to the Qin Dynasty." ”

Xuanzang took my hand and rushed down and said: "I'll introduce to you noisily, this is the master Xiaoqiang here, everyone will be closer in the future, okay, let's go here for today's class first." ”

The people below seemed to be a little unsatisfied, sighed quietly, and began to pack up their books and leave their seats, and a child stood up violently and said, "Xiaoqiang, have you seen my brother?" ”

His words startled me, look at it, this is a sixteen or seventeen boy, although his face is full of wrinkles and sparse hair, but he still has a childish spirit, but when he speaks, he is angry. The whole classroom was faintly echoed, and as soon as he stood up, he blocked the sight of the person behind him, who was a big man with a golden face, with a slight beard, and looked very powerful, this person stretched out his hand and pulled the young man and said, "Sit down, block me." ”

The young man shook his hand, turned around and said angrily: "Yuwen boy, do you want to die again?" ”

The golden-faced man was not angry, but smiled slightly.

Yuwen? It seems that there is only one surname in Yuwen Chengdu among the eighteen good men, right? If so. Listening to the tone of the kid in front of him, could it be... Li Yuanba?

It's an eye-opener today. Tang Xuanzang, who is like Lin Lei's janitor, and Li Yuanba, a sixteen-year-old clown child-

When the clown saw that I didn't answer him, he asked, "Hey, what about you?" ”

I said carefully: "Your brother is Li Shimin, right?" ”

"yes!"

"That's... You're going to see your brother a few days early. This time I'm going to the Qin Dynasty. That's why I didn't see him. ”

The clown child sighed in disappointment, turned around and said to Yuwen Chengdu: "Yuwen boy, let's go, let's practice two wrestlings, and among these people, you can compare with me twice." ”

Yuwen Chengdu smiled: "Even if you don't call uncle, eldest brother should always call me, right?" As he spoke, he packed up his things, stood up and walked out, and the clown child took his arm as if he was afraid that he would run away, but said, "Phew." I'll talk if I can win it. ”

I looked at the backs of the two of them and worried, "Nothing will happen to those two, right?" ”

Xuanzang smiled and said, "Don't worry, the grievances between them have been resolved by me." ”

I was stunned for a moment, then grabbed Xuanzang's hand and shook it vigorously: "How did you do it?" ”

Xuanzang Heshi said: "Buddhism is boundless, turn back to the shore, and resolve the hatred and hatred of the world." This is also the original intention of the poor monk to go to Tianzhu to learn scriptures. "Hmm. These two sentences are a bit like a monk.

I still shook his hand and said, "Wukong, they're all right, right?" ”

Xuanzang smiled and said nothing, maybe I wasn't serious enough. I suddenly thought that if the monkeys all defeated the Buddha in a fight, then what would the monkey master still come to me to do, it can be seen that Wukong is a person... Its monkey is not very reliable in authenticity.

At this time, the man with the face I noticed as soon as I came in came to us and greeted us cordially: "Xiaoqiang, I have admired the name for a long time." ”

I hurriedly clenched my fists and said, "This is Second Brother Qin, right?" ”

Without waiting for Qin Qiong to speak, the handsome young man who had been inseparable from him said, "Cousin, there are really people everywhere who know you." ”

Qin Qiong introduced me and said, "This is my cousin Luo Cheng. ”

Luo Cheng and I nodded slightly, I don't have a good impression of this kid, I think he is not authentic, although he has the ability, but it is too yin, no one can see it, arrogant, although Xiang Yu and Guan Erye are also proud, but they really touch the nail and would rather die, this kid is who has the ability to see who is more capable than him, then I... Well, he shouldn't yin me.

Qin Qiong took my hand and came to a burly white-bearded old man, and respectfully introduced me: "This is the backer king Yang Lin Yang Wangye." ”

Yang Lin glanced at Qin Qiong and snorted, but he was still polite to me, Qin Qiong said embarrassedly: "Father-in-law, are you still angry with me?" ”

Yang Lin finally sighed and said, "You and I are our own masters, and I can't blame you, in the future, when you see me, call Brother Yang, I will see you and call Brother Qin Qiong." ”

Qin Qiong's expression was gloomy, and he saluted Lao Yang again, and then pulled me to a person standing by the window, this person was full of beard, standing silently in front of the window, not saying much to anyone, depressed, Qin Qiong called in a low voice: "Second brother..."

This person didn't look back, still just looking out the window, I couldn't help but wonder: "This second brother is... Shan Xiongxin is the second brother? ”

Shan Xiongxin turned his head in surprise and smiled reluctantly: "Heh, do you recognize me too?" ”

"Who can not know Second Brother Shan?" Although I am not very familiar with the Sui and Tang Dynasties, the most common thing I heard when I listened to the commentary was "Sixty-three provinces in the south and north, the green forest heroes are always the main single pass and the single Xiongxin", and they are all about to memorize it into a smooth mouth, when I was a child, I was enthusiastic when I read this line of words, and it is this kind of person that we admire the most: the boss of the underworld.

Shan Xiongxin patted me on the shoulder a few times, and briefly chatted with me, the heroic and hearty atmosphere was clearly visible, and then he talked to Lao Wang, and he didn't look at Qin Qiong from beginning to end, I wondered and asked Qin Qiong: "Second brother, aren't you the best brothers?" "Qin Qiong fell into Heaven County, sold horses, and was finally taken back to Erxian Village by Shan Xiongxin, and I still know the allusion that the two became brothers in life and death.

Qin Qiong shook his head and smiled bitterly: "It's a long story..."

At this time, I felt that someone was pinching my neck, and when I looked back, a rough strong man was glaring at me, and when he saw me turn around, he feigned anger and said: "Boy, why don't you come to greet me and look down on my old man?" ”

I smiled and said, "I'm looking for you, and I'll definitely teach me your three axes when I have the chance." ”

The big man laughed and said, "You kid is clever, that's a word." "This man is naturally Cheng Biting Jin, what I told him to ask for three axes is not all polite, I have been diligently seeking an effective attack method, Xu Cheng Biting Jin has three axes, Xu Xiaoqiang has three bricks!

At the moment, under the leadership of Qin Qiongdi, I met a lot of other people, and I learned later that almost half of these eighteen heroes are Bao Sui generals, this is really a very perverted ranking list, there is no position at all, naturally many of them are Qin Qiong's enemies, which can be seen from Qin Qiong's embarrassment to introduce me, and it also shows Qin Qiong's kindness.

Although it seems that these people are still not very good at dealing with them, but I am also very satisfied, I don't ask them to get along like the Four Heavenly Kings and the heroes of Liangshan, as long as they don't fight, and all this is thanks to Xuanzang, this time I sincerely walked in front of Xuanzang and said with emotion: "Convinced, master." "I can see that the reason why these people can get together is because of listening to Xuanzang's class, what can make people listen to the lecture in silence regardless of the enemy, which is even more tormenting to me than the mystery of Bruce Lee's sudden death back then.

Xuanzang said: "Don't call me a master, I'm not a master, just call me Xuanzang." ”

I laughed dryly, "That's not good, you're embarrassing me." ”

Xuanzang said: "Then you can call me Teacher Chen just like them." ”

"Teacher Chen?"

"My common name is Chen."

I scratched my head and said, "Didn't the monks jump out of the Three Realms and not in the Five Elements, do you remember the common family name?" ”

Xuanzang smiled: "That's what I said, I only became a monk when I was a teenager, why don't I remember?" ”

Me: "..."This is not the same thing again, people say that the high monks say, and when someone asks for the name of the layman, don't they usually have to close their eyes and say "the poor monk has forgotten"? Even if you were a monk last year, you have to say the same.

I smiled and said: "Yes, yes, Master Xuanzang is empty, Teacher Chen is also empty, the name of the vulgar is still empty, anyway, it's empty, it doesn't matter how you call it..."

I was thinking like this, so I heard Xuanzang say: "What kind of fallacy and heresy are you, what am I talking to you about any empty space?" ”

Me: "..."