After eating the most famous meal in history, I finally breathed a sigh of relief, at least in Xiang Yu's time being, there is nothing to do, just waiting for his last battle with Bangzi, he said that he wanted to subdue Liu Bang and finally sell him a favor, no one can predict what kind of process it will go through, it is strange and worrying, but I understand Xiang Yu's personality, you don't let him do anything after he finishes his wishes, so I gave up the idea of continuing to dissuade him.

After dealing with the matter here, I asked the second fool: "What are you going to do, do you want to go back?" ”

The second fool nervously moved back and said, "I'm not leaving!" ”

Xiang Yu said: "Just let him stay with me." ”

I knew that the second fool was afraid that he would continue to live that boring and unsightly life after going back, so he nodded and said, "Then I have to go back quickly, we don't care about the Seven Sages of the Bamboo Forest or anything, the eighteen masters of Sui and Tang really can't afford to wait - I don't know who these are?" ”

The second fool suddenly learned the tone of a certain storytelling master and said: "There are eighteen heroes in the Sui and Tang dynasties, the first is Li Yuanba, the overlord of Xifu, who makes a pair of 800 catties of drums and urns and golden hammers, and is the first fierce general in this book, so no one is his own, and the second hero, Tianbao General Yuwen Chengdu, makes a pair of phoenix wings gilded and bored..."

I hurriedly said, "Wait! Kezi, do you know who these eighteen people are? ”

The second fool said dissatisfiedly: "Don't interrupt me." ”

I hurriedly flattered, "Okay, okay, you continue." ”

Two fools: "Make a pair of phoenix wings gilded and bored... Make a pair of phoenix wings..."

I hurriedly said, "What about the back?" ”

The second silly smiled: "I can't remember..."

Me: "..."

Xiang Yu said with a smile: "I still remember a few, it seems that there is a backer king Yang Lin, who is the uncle of Emperor Yang Guang of Sui." died under Luo Chenghui's horse gun, and there was also Ding Yanping who was also killed by Luo Chengyin. And that Li Yuanba beat to death eighteen good men in Yuwen Chengdu and Wu Tianxi. In short, there are not many survivors in the end, and they are all dying to each other, you can make a network if you have nothing to do, it's messy enough anyway. ”

What is this called, the heroes of the Sui and Tang Dynasties still have to be told by the people at the end of Qin, I had a headache, and said: "Okay, okay, then I'll go, Brother Yu, bring Li Yuanba to you next time it's convenient." You two wrestle your wrists. ”

Xiang Yu smiled: "Forget it, if the light is more than strength, I will admit defeat." The implication is that he is still very conceited about other aspects.

I looked at Fan Zeng, who was depressed on the side, and said to Xiang Yu: "Brother Yu, remind you, if you want to win Bangzi, you have to listen to the words of this old man." ”

Xiang Yu said impatiently: "I know, you can go." ”

I got in the car and thought for a while, whether to go and explain a few words to Baozidao, but recalling her terrifying chime, I resolutely went straight to Yucai. Lin Lei

On the way back, I looked at the empty seats next to me. I suddenly smiled bitterly, and this trip had fulfilled two more lonely people, and I myself had become a loner—oh no, there were eighteen good men waiting for me to mediate.

I am actually not very unfamiliar with the heroes of the Sui and Tang dynasties, Qin Qiong, Cheng Yanjin, Luo Cheng and Li Yuanba are also familiar with these names, but I lack a systematic understanding of the eighteen heroes, and Xiang Yu said that Yang Lin and Yuwen Chengdu have also heard of it, as if they were the royal party and generals of the Sui Dynasty. belongs to the royalist faction, and the Wagang army represented by Qin Qiong is a rebel army, and later protected Li Shimin, a bit like King Wu and Jiang Ziya in the god list, the two sides are two seriously hostile factions. If it is said that the heroes of Liangshan have had a small bump because of the ingredients. It is the internal contradiction of the people, then Qin Qiong and Yang Lin are class enemies. It is not the same class as the Eight Heavenly Kings and the heroes of Liangshan.

Putting that aside, what if you just say that these people are making trouble? As far as I know, these eighteen are ranked according to strict force values, so the land Sui and Tang Dynasties, there are such eighteen top-notch people, this fight is no less than missile bombardment, relying on Fang Zhenjiang and Baojin alone, and even Cheng Fengshou, they may not be able to control the situation, I am really afraid that I will see a wasteland when I return to Yu, and then the corpses will be floating all over the field, which will destroy me, and I will have to go to the rivers and lakes to learn martial arts to avenge Yan Jingsheng and them...

When I passed by the Three Kingdoms and the Northern Song Dynasty, I didn't stop to pull Guan Er Ye and the bandits as a backing, because I suddenly thought: these people may not be Li Yuanba's opponents...

I was anxious to hurry up, after a long trek finally flashed 200 years, the location is not far from Yucai on a secluded path, from a distance, Yucai's huge floating shadow is still standing in front, it seems to be beating, for the time being, the building has not been demolished, I looked at the road carefully, as if I didn't find anything abnormal, when I passed the big screen in a theme square, there was still an advertisement on it - generally if there is any major news in the city, there will be a response there.

When I parked the car at the school gate, it seemed that today was a little quieter than before, I got out of the car, and quietly followed the wall of the old campus to the lecture hall where the customers held weekend meetings, and when I looked up, a child was staring at me with big eyes, I looked at him fixedly, he looked at me quietly, from his clear eyes, I saw horror, sadness, despair and helplessness...

My heart twitched, these beasts, it seems that they haven't even let go of the children, look at what scared my students? I really can't think of such a look other than seeing the child should not see the blood flowing, what other terrifying scene can scare him like this, I looked around, quietly, it seems that the poor child is the only survivor, I slowly put an index finger to his mouth, and made a silent gesture at him, the child nodded obediently, I shrank my head and continued to touch forward, the next second, the child suddenly stood on the wall and shouted: "Oh no, the principal is here, run-

After a crackling sound, I saw countless children jumping up the wall like fleas in the small bushes and flower ponds that had been empty just a moment ago, and in the blink of an eye, shouting, "Run, run." I was caught by the principal and punished again..."

I looked back in amazement to see the kid on the wall grimacing at me. I also jumped over there -- we have a rule that allows students to go to the old campus. But I can only walk the wall and can't be caught by me. So... Is that kid looking like that because he saw me?

I breathed a sigh of relief, it seemed that the students were still safe, but soon my heart hung again: why didn't there even a teacher in this huge old campus? Where did Fang Zhenjiang and Lao Wang go? After all, it didn't escape the ripples...

Since I was already startled, I simply straightened up and walked into the teaching building, it was still too quiet...

No, it's weird, usually there is definitely no such depression here, Wang Yin and Baojin are all some landlords shouting and shouting, usually you can still hear Tong Yuan and Xiuxiu's silver bell-like laughter here, depressing. Treacherous...

I moved to the door of the lecture hall step by step, and first put my ear to the door and listened for a while, and it seemed that someone inside was talking calmly, and it seemed to be my hallucination, and the whole corridor was shrouded in an eerie atmosphere...

Here's the thing: those uninvited guests from the Sui and Tang dynasties were led to the stepped classroom of the old campus after arriving at Yucai, and then this immediately became the second battlefield of the Sui and Tang Wars. And Qin Qiong and they happened to be stumped by the local Zhenjiang they stumbled, so Luo Cheng died tragically, Qin Qiongcheng was furious and immediately regarded them as an ambush for the enemy, so the two sides scuffled, Hua Rong and Wang Yin and others could only temporarily stand on the side of Emperor Yang of Sui, although they took the initiative, but their duties did not allow them to pull their hands off, and soon the Yuwen Chengdu faction quickly turned against our Yucai teacher. In the extreme chaos, everyone died, including the seven sages of the bamboo forest who were implicated, and in the end, only Li Yuanba survived, and the old illness of the overlord relapsed. Throw a chalkboard eraser high on the roof. But at the end of the so-called strong crossbow, Lu Min couldn't be worn, and the poor Lei Gongcub was the last to fall in a pool of blood...

It must be like this!

can only sigh the newlywed Fang Zhenjiang couple. The new house will be renovated immediately, and it is even more pitiful for Xiuxiu, who is powerless, and she is still firmly pulling Hua Rong's sleeves when she is dying...

Even more pitiful... What's even more pitiful is me, who is this recruiting to provoke whom?

Thinking of this, I burst into tears and anger, with mixed emotions, enduring grief and fear, and slowly pushed open the door of the lecture hall.

A room full of people!

A room full of panting people!

Not only can he gasp, Fang Zhenjiang, who was sitting in the last row, also had a cigarette in his hand, and the ash was burning to his fingers, and he also looked down intently to write something down in the small notebook, in front of him, Lao Wang, Baojin and Hua Rong and others were all present, all of them looked intently at the podium, around them, there were many people I didn't know, if I guessed correctly, the yellow-faced man with the faint demeanor of a big brother was Qin Qiong and Qin Shubao, and the handsome white-faced man with a sharp face sitting on his left was his cousin Luo Cheng-so, The final victory of the anti-Sui Front? But when I count, I haven't seen more than 26 people, that is to say, if you add Cheng Biting Jin, the eighteen heroes and the seven sages of the bamboo forest are all alive -

What puzzled me the most was that not only did these men stay together peacefully without making trouble, but they were all quietly looking at the podium, where a man in his fifties with a haircut with a haircut was standing, listening to the same voice I had heard in the hallway.

I stabbed Fang Zhenjiang: "What are you doing?" ”

Fang Zhenjiang threw the cigarette butt on the ground and said ignorantly: "Don't make trouble, listen to Teacher Chen's class." ”

I found that since I came in, basically no one was interested in me, some did not raise their eyes, and some looked back at me and continued to listen to the old man on the podium.

… Continuing to be weird, what the hell are these people doing? Not to mention why people like Fang Zhenjiang, who usually don't read a single page of a book, started to take notes, Qin Qiong and Yang Lin are mortal enemies!

I glanced at the blackboard and saw a curve drawn on it that stretched crookedly upward, and on either side of this line were vaguely horizontal and vertical axes - candlestick chart!

I was immediately interested, sat next to Fang Zhenjiang and said, "The stock market can finally rise, where did this bull invite?" Fang Zhenjiang said: "Don't talk nonsense, that's the route map of the scriptures." ”

"What... What's that? I wondered, isn't it the stock market that attracts so many people's attention?

At this time, the "stock market" bull on the podium smiled and said: "Amitabha, the new donor, you are Xiaoqiang, right?" ”

I was surprised, "You know me, who are you?" ”

The cowman smiled and said, "Poor monk Xuanzang! ”――

Partition -

The 18 heroes of the Sui and Tang dynasties have different opinions, and Xiaohua chose the most favorable and chaotic one, but these people will not describe it in too much detail.

Although this book is a spoof, it will not be too excessive, for religion is like this, I will create a new image of the monk Xuanzang, but it will never be subversive.