Chapter 184: Heartthrob
Halfway through the battle, even I, a layman, have seen the end, Hua Mulan commanded the troops to pursue the Huns, she watched the enemy and her own men and horses gradually disappear into view, and sighed: "Finally live up to expectations, the people can live a peaceful life for a few years." β
I said, "What about you?" β
Hua Mulan smiled: "Like you said, find a man to marry." β
ββ¦ Is there a picture? "Messing around with men every day, I'm afraid no one knows better than Mulan, and this is called breaking into the enemy.
Hua Mulan said: "You said my soldiers? It's good to be a brother, if you want to pick a husband, I haven't moved this mind anyway, the brother who has been with you for 10 years suddenly became a woman and wants to marry you, can you stand it? β
I laughed and said, "It's enough, it's almost time to find out the ethics." β
At dusk, the warriors came back one after another, they dismounted, looked up at Mulan blankly, Mulan waved to her former partner, but only a few of the rough old men came back to their senses, waved their hands helplessly, their eyes were still blank and confused, Mulan Qi said: "What's the matter?" β
I whispered, "Sister, hair..."
Mulan's hair has been draped over her shoulders since the beginning of the war, and she has used two bags of soft long hair to be black and smooth, she was originally a beautiful girl with big eyes, and at this time the evening breeze blew, gently ruffling her hair, although the soldiers had preconceived that their vanguard was a brave general, at this time they could see that this was a girl...
Hua Mulan said "ouch" and hurriedly went to pull it, Xiang Yu had already strode up the hill, and said in a rough voice: "Sister, this battle is beautiful!" The people under the mountain were even more puzzled, and their eyes stared at Mulan for a moment.
Hua Mulan whispered crampedly, "You're going to die." What nonsense? β
Xiang Yu smiled: "Don't worry, I won't dare to say about women not being in charge of soldiers in the future, you are much more stable than me at critical times." β
Marshal He walked up from the bottom of the mountain with a smile and said, "Yes, Mu Li's battle can be said to be a deep understanding of the art of war, it seems that my vision is good." He went up the mountain beam and saw that Mulan was pulling back her soft hair in embarrassment, and he couldn't help but say. Mu Li, why do you look weird? β
Xiang Yu said: "Old marshal, she is actually..."Hua Mulan was in a hurry, and punched Xiang Yu in the back, Marshal He was even more strange. Said: "Actually, what's wrong?" Xiang Yu rubbed his shoulders and said, "She won't let me say it." β
Lao He asked Mulan: "Mu Li, are you uncomfortable?" β
Mulan's face turned crimson and said, "I'm fine." β
I whispered in her ear: "Sister, I can't hide it sooner or later anyway, so why bother?" Mulan was silent and seemed to nod slightly.
I turned to Lao He and said, "Marshal He, have you always regarded Hua Xianfeng as your own son?" β
Lao He smiled and said: "Just as I was about to talk about this, I intend to officially accept Mu Li as my son." I just don't know what Hua Xiaoshuai wants? β
Mulan is embarrassed. The general who was still in the field just now suddenly twisted the corners of his clothes and didn't know what to say.
I interjected, "It's definitely not okay to recognize the righteous son." β
Lao He was stunned, and said to Mulan with a complicated expression: "Mu Li." What do you mean? Don't think about it, I have already reported to the emperor the chapter recommending you to succeed to the throne, you also know what kind of person my Lao He is, but I also understand that you are not the kind of villain who crosses the river and demolishes the bridge, if you have any scruples, tell the old man? β
I said to Lao He, "Didn't you always want a daughter?" β
Lao He said: "Yes--but does it matter? β
I pushed Mulan forward and said, "There is no righteous son, but there is one goddaughter, it depends on whether you are willing to admit it." β
The second monk of Lao He was puzzled. Laughed dryly: "This confuses the old man." What kind of riddle are you guys playing? β
Hua Mulan suddenly knelt down on her knees in front of Lao He, clasped her fists above her head and said, "Marshal." The last general, Mulan, pleads guilty to you. β
"Mulan... Who's that? Mu Li, are you so happy that you lost your mind after beating Rouran away? β
Hua Mulan let go of her hair and looked up at Marshal He, Lao He took a few steps back, and finally saw a clue, and said in disbelief: "You... I said on the side: "Marshal, a girl is not afraid of being called ugly, the most afraid is that others can't even recognize her as a man or a woman, like us, there is a singing named Li..."
Without waiting for me to finish speaking (for fear of getting into trouble), Lao He finally jumped up: "Are you a woman?" β
Hua Mulan said solemnly: "Yes, the last general's original name was Mulan, 10 years ago, the emperor showed a military policy to recall the old soldiers, and his father was among them, Mulan pitied his old father for his decrepitness, and his younger brother was still a drooping child, so he had to disguise himself as a man to join the army, and he was fortunate to serve under the marshal's account for 10 years. β
Marshal He took a few steps back as if frightened, and muttered as if he had lost his soul: "You... You're a woman... Offences? And what sin shall I punish thee? β
The soldiers under the mountain were all stunned, and they were dumbfounded, and none of them could still speak.
I suddenly said loudly, "Punishment? The sin of curing Mao, not to mention how much credit my sister Mulan has made, what crime does she have? If she used her father's name, it could barely be regarded as an impostor, but didn't she use Hua Muli? As for men and women, did your Northern Wei Dynasty have a clear rule that girls can't join the army? β
Lao He hesitated: "It doesn't seem to be." β
"Ah, it is feasible if the law does not prohibit it, it can be seen that girls can join the army, if she deceives the officials by doing this, then blame you for not asking carefully one by one when you recruit soldiers, none of you ask, my sister didn't say, did she swear that she was a man? Who made it so that there is no gender column in your data sheet-" Speaking of this, I suddenly felt a little vague and unsure, so I pulled the adjutant next to me and asked, "Is there a gender column?" Adjutant: "No-that, we don't even have any information sheets, only the famous policies of our army." β
"Again! Since your local law does not prohibit women from joining the army, and you have not done a gender survey, then my sister is not at fault, if you have to pick a bone in the egg, it is nothing more than the names Mulan and Hua Muli. There's nothing wrong with that, Mulan is a former name. I pulled the lieutenant over and said, "Do you have a name on your qualificationsβoh, don't ask, you don't have any names." β
Adjutant: "..."
I made my final summary submission in high spirits: "To sum up, my Sister Mulan is not guilty. β
Lao He hugged his arms and watched me live in vain for a long time, and said coldly: "What are you talking about so much nonsense, I said that I want to cure wood... Is Landy sinned? β
I was stunned: "Incurable? If you didn't cure it, I thought that people like you would abide by the rules. Who knows if you are struggling with the inner contradiction between love and law if you don't speak for a long time? β
Lao He picked up Hua Mulan and said softly: "Not only are you not guilty, but you are also meritorious, it is not easy for a man to do this with you, let alone you are a girl." β
Hua Mulan said gratefully: "Thank you, Marshal." "I didn't forget to add a sentence at the end." Girls are no worse than men! β
Marshal He carefully looked at Mulan's face and said with a smile: "It seems that this Yizi really can't be recognized, so are you still willing to be my goddaughter?" β
Hua Mulan bowed down again: "Daddy is on top, and I will be worshiped by my daughter." β
The hundreds of thousands of Northern Wei troops below finally came to life at this time, and after being shocked, they let out cheers and applause like a tsunami.
Lao He picked up Mulan, took one of her hands to face everyone, and said proudly and loudly: "My daughter is a hero!" β
The soldiers suddenly boiled. Then shouted: "Hero! Hero! After completely coming back to his senses, people began to discuss: "I didn't expect that Mu Li, who had fought with us for 1 year, turned out to be a daughter." "yes. I can't think of killing me. ββ¦
I suddenly remembered two lines of poetry, and shouted aloud downwards: "Do you know why this is called the rabbit's feet fluttering?" Female rabbit eyes blurred. The two rabbits walk on the ground, and Ann can tell that I am a male and a female..."
Yu Ji said to Xiaohuan from afar: "Xiaoqiang is really talented. β
At this time, everyone began to whisper again: "Eh, you see that our pioneer is actually quite beautiful." "yes, yes, prettier than any girl I've ever seen before."
Mulan has been in the army for 10 years, and she used to be rough-branched, but now that her daughter can't stand these comments, she can't help but smudge her cheeks. Bow your head and hesitate.
I see hundreds of thousands of old men and beauties who are in love, but they are currently unable to grasp the essentials. couldn't help but tease: "Is Mulan beautiful?" β
It's a pity that the men of the Northern Wei Dynasty are not used to this kind of incitement, and only a few bold and thick-skinned veteran ruffians shouted: "Beauty! Then they all laughed shyly. I shouted at them again, "Mulan." I love you! This time, there were a lot more people who participated in the event, and they shouted after me in a mess.
I raised my hands and led them to shout, "Mulan! I love you! "At first, only some people shouted at me, but then our team grew and finally overshadowed the "heroic" shouting. Hundreds of thousands of soldiers shouted "Mulan, I love you", the sound was higher and higher, their eyes were indescribably adoring and admiring, obsessed, this is the real heartthrob, I estimate that there will be a lot of singles here in the future.
Hua Mulan was anxious and ashamed, glared at me, she suddenly raised a hand in the air and grabbed it powerfully, this was a tactical action, which meant to stop, the soldiers below saw this gesture and subconsciously closed their voices, in a military posture, lined up, Hua Mulan said with a straight face: "Now I am still your vanguard, I ask you, has the battlefield been cleaned, has dinner been done - listen to my command, all of them have it, return to the camp!" β
The soldiers hurriedly lined up and trotted away under the leadership of their commander.
I sighed: "The men of the Northern Wei Dynasty are all small and suffered!" β
Lao He took Mulan's hand and said, "Girl, it's hard for you for so many years, just mention any requirements." β
I hurriedly said: "Oh, sister, this is the government that makes you open your mouth, don't be polite." "If you want me to speak locally, at least arrange a job with the same level of treatment after demobilization, and it is best to just get a salary and not work in a position, I think it is good to be the director of the Women's Federation in the Northern Wei Dynasty.
Hua Mulan said timidly: "Can you say anything?" β
Lao He said: "Yes, even if you still want to be a marshal, I will definitely try my best to play the emperor." β
Mulan whispered, "I want to take a bath..."
Lao He coughed twice in embarrassment, and then said resolutely: "I'll send someone to stand guard for you!" β
In the camp of the Northern Wei Army, Mulan's tent was filled with mist, and occasionally there was the sound of girls giggling. Yu Ji and Xiaohuan thanks to her, they were finally able to take a hot bath comfortably in this difficult years of horses, Lao He sent a large group of soldiers to stand guard for them, and these brave men on the battlefield were all like facing a great enemy at this time, with their guns and their backs to the tent Standing far away, eager to even block their ears and eyes, as if hearing the sound of water is a blasphemy against the flower pioneers.
Not for a while. Yu Ji and Xiaohuan came out of the tent left and right, both wearing new clothes, Yu Ji put her hand on the curtain and said with a smile: "Sister Hua, you come out quickly, what's the matter, shy?" β
A pair of white jade-like hands grabbed the door. Hua Mulan poked her head out first, with a shy crimson on her face, and said in surprise: "Ah, there are so many people." As he spoke, he had to drill back again.
Yu Ji and Xiaohuan worked together to pull her out, and Mulan was wearing a Qin Dynasty women's dress, loose and fitted, reflecting her feminine femininity. Freshly rinsed hair drips with water. She stood in the moonlight, her curves graceful. The big eyes were shining, without a trace of smoke and dust, like a fairy descending to earth, Yu Ji and Xiaohuan both cheered.
As soon as Mulan came out, she immediately regained her composure, after all, she was an officer who had been with the army for 10 years, and her cheerful temper did not change, she came to the front of a soldier and shouted: "Li Ergou!" β
Li Ergou was already trembling. Hearing movement behind him, his neck was more like rust, and he didn't dare to move at all. Mulan would be heard calling her name, sweat streaming down the tip of her nose. Still standing up and saying loudly: "Yes! β
Hua Mulan said: "Marshal He is about to be a teacher, I heard that you are the first batch, when you go back, tell my father and my brother that I will be home soon-I said can you turn your face?" β
Li Ergou said in fear: "This... This... I don't dare to do it. As he spoke, his neck tilted back slightly, and then he smelled a fragrant fragrance, and he hurriedly stood upright.
Hua Mulan impatiently pressed his shoulders and twisted him towards herself, and scolded: "You are sick, we are fellow countrymen, and we were soldiers in the same year, why don't you dare?" β
Li Ergou looked at the beautiful girl in front of him dementedly, and said, "Wood... Flower Vanguard. β
Hua Mulan said: "Haven't you always called me by my name in private?" Why, do you refuse to recognize me as a brother after I change my clothes? Saying that, Mulan gave Li Ergou a kind slap on the chest.
Li Ergou was originally Mulan's fellow soldier in the same year, and now he has been promoted to captain, and the two are used to joking in private, but when they saw that Mulan was still so easy-going, he relaxed: "How come?" As he spoke, he habitually raised his fist, but after glancing at Mulan in women's clothes, he pounded his chest in embarrassment...
Xiang Yu looked at Hua Mulan in women's clothes, shook his head and smiled: "It seems that Mulan hasn't realized the difference between men and women, which is a troublesome matter." β
I said, "It's normal, this is a psychological trauma of war, and it takes a certain amount of time to treat. β
There was nothing to say all night, and the next day the Northern Wei army began to withdraw its troops in a planned manner, Hua Mulan helped Marshal He arrange it early in the morning, I came out of the tent, and saw Xiang Yu looking at the Chu army in a daze, I said unexpectedly: "Brother Yu, so early?" β
Xiang Yu agreed absentmindedly, and I stepped forward and asked, "What do you think?" β
Xiang Yu pointed forward and said, "I'm thinking about their fate." β
I said, "Didn't Lao He say that after inviting the emperor, he would let everyone stay in the Central Plains?" β
Xiang Yu sighed and said, "The old Hedi people can finally go back to reunite with their families, but even if our brothers go with them, what do they have?" Their home is in Chudi, and they also have their own father and wife. They don't talk about it, but I can tell they're homesick. β
"I'll call Kuniko!" I could see that Xiang Yu was asking me for help in disguise, and I was embarrassed to say it.
"I'll fight when I'm gone." Xiang Yu left me in a little panic. "Die to save face and suffer sin!" I looked at his back with disdain and dialed the phone, "Hey, Bangzi." β
There was a sound of getting dressed from Liu Bang's side, and then he seemed to be holding the phone and changing places, so he said: "Where did you go, if you don't call me again, I really think you jumped into the river." β
I laughed and said, "What about Mulan here - how are you sneaking around?" β
"My daughter-in-law is asleep on the side."
"Are you all settled over there?"
"It's all right, when are you coming over? It's a lot of work to pull your car, it's really a lot of work. You lock the door, forget it, what is the handle gate for? β
I smiled and said, "Let me tell you something, our Chujun brothers are homesick, what do you say?" β
"You tell them that they are welcome to come back at any time, they are all my people, why did you go to Hua Yatou, the Northern Wei Dynasty is a fairyland on earth. Are there more women than men? β
"Hehe, didn't I tell you first, what if you go back and you are all cleaned up as a rebel?"
Liu Bang Zhengse said: "It's okay, come back is come back, don't make trouble." Especially don't make the whole set of the return of the king, the big man still has a certain incitement among the people now, our buddies are buddies, and the accounts have to be clear. β
"Is Brother Yu like that?"
"You asked him to talk to me." Without waiting for me to say anything, Liu Bang immediately said again: "Forget it, he must not be by your side now-I guessed it, cut." That little self-pitying little example! β
I couldn't help but be horrified. Liu Bang knows Xiang Yu very well, and he is afraid that there is no other in the world.
Liu Bang said: "Then when are you going to come over to play?" β
I said, "You've just settled down." Is it convenient for us to go now? β
Liu Bang said unhappily: "What's inconvenient, the fat man, the six countries haven't been unified yet, you have all gone over one by one, so it's inconvenient for me?" Love doesn't come! β
I smiled, hung up the phone and found Xiang Yu and said, "Okay, let our brothers also withdraw, and we can go home as soon as the military road is opened." β
Black Tiger said excitedly: "King, are we going back to continue fighting the Han army?" β
Xiang Yu said a little gloomily: "You remember." Live a good life when you go back. Xiang Yu is already dead. β
Although the black tiger was reckless, he also understood what Xiang Yu meant. He said loudly: "King, no matter where you go, let me continue to follow you." β
Xiang Yu waved his hand and said to me: "Xiaoqiang, you have to worry more about going back, I owe Liu Xiaosan a favor, and I will not take another step in the land of the Han Dynasty." β
I asked, "So what are your plans?" β
Xiang Yu said: "I'll take Ah Yu and Xiaohuan home with Mulan first, and you can come to see us after you get the car." β
I nodded, dragged the black tiger out, and discussed the matter of the military road with Liu Laoliu, which allowed the Chu army to pack up and prepare to return to the palace, but it was Chu Han when I came, and it was the Han Dynasty when I went back. Marshal He inspected the camp and found that the Chu army had pulled out of the camp, and couldn't help but ask me, "Where are you going?" β
I said, "Let's go home." β
Old He Qi said: "Go home? β
I smiled and said, "Don't worry, I won't make trouble for you, their home is far away." β
After all, the stakes are high, and Lao He couldn't help but ask, "Where are you going?" β
I said leisurely: "Marshal He, how many of your three wishes have been fulfilled?" β
Lao He smiled: "It's really worth being happy, I am far away, and I recognize the righteous girl, and I have fulfilled two wishes." β
"Three!" I pointed at Xiang Yu and said to him, "Don't you admire the overlord of Western Chu?" That is, as if it were a fake. β
Lao He was stunned and said, "Don't laugh..."At this time, he saw a large number of Chu troops disappearing mysteriously in the black mist, and suddenly lost color and said, "This... Who the hell are you? β
I smiled and said, "Didn't I tell you, we are Chu people, if the old marshal can't figure it out, take it as providence." β
The scene in front of him couldn't help but be believed, he stared at Xiang Yu for a long time, and muttered: "Brother Xiang is actually Xiang Yu... How is this possible? β
I said: "The pioneer who has been fighting with you for 10 years is a girl, why can't Brother Xiang be Xiang Yu, there is nothing in this world that cannot be done, only unexpected, the old marshal is sincerely inspired by the heavens, so he sent me to bring the overlord of Chu to meet you - you can't be a good dragon, right?" β
Lao He no longer had any doubts, grabbed Xiang Yu's hand and said in a trembling voice: "Xiang Lao... Ouch, I've been calling you brother for so long, but I'm so offended. β
Xiang Yu smiled slightly: "It's good to call it like that." Pointing at me, he said, "He's my weight... Isn't my granddaughter's husband still called me Brother Yu? β
Lao He turned around and glared at me: "You are really enough Meng Langdi!" β
I'm speechless...
At this time, most of the Di Chu army had already entered the military path, and they suddenly knelt down together towards Xiang Yu, and said sadly: "Great King! β
Xiang Yu burst into tears and waved his hand: "Go ahead, you are the best soldiers in the world, and Xiang is proud to have fought side by side with you!" β
Seeing that I was so sad that I couldn't do it, I hurriedly said, "Let's sing a song before leaving, and as far as I teach you in the past two days, there is a truth that you don't need to talk about preparation - sing!" β
The Chu army sang in chorus: "There is a truth that does not need to be said, soldiers should go to the battlefield..."
Lao He pricked up his ears and listened, and said angrily for a long time: "This is the legendary Chu Ge, right?" β
The last of the soldiers had already entered the path, and I waved at the crowd and said, "Then I'll go too." β
Hua Mulan rode on the horse beautifully, but said heartily: "Xiaoqiang, come back quickly and pick us up to reunite with everyone." β
I waved my hand vigorously and said, "No problem, it's a pity that I can't go to your house to rub meat this time - your brother sharpens his knife Huo Huo Xiang Niu and Sheep is very famous in history!" β
Yu Ji covered her mouth and smiled: "Xiaoqiang is indeed very talented, Wang, after our child is born, let him recognize Xiaoqiang as a godfather, okay?" I said to Lao He that I Meng Lang still had a grudge, and snorted and said, "Don't you dare, your sons and grandchildren are all my ancestors!" β
Everyone laughed, I felt that I had to say something, so I said loudly: "Everyone, our green mountains will not change, the green water will flow for a long time, and we will see each other in the future, and we will be..."
Xiang Yu and Hua Mulan pointed to the entrance of the military road behind me and said in unison: "Hurry up, I can't catch up with the second-way car!" β