Temporarily said goodbye to Xiang Yu and Hua Mulan and others, I entered the military road with 50,000 Chu troops, and after a short time, I returned to the old land of Qixia, the black tiger lined up in a line, I climbed up a high ground and shouted: "Brothers, let's disperse, live a good life after going back, report to the local government at home, and settle down according to the treatment of veterans." "A cadre of soldiers while saying goodbye to Xiang Yu, after all, they are homesick, and they agreed and went on their own roads, they can be regarded as a good time, if there is no way, who wants to lick blood every day? I believe that Bangzi is fully capable of allowing them to live a normal life.

I walked forward alone for a short while, and then entered Liu Bang's current temporary palace, outside the imperial tent, there were two particularly familiar soldiers standing guard there, they saw that it was me, looked at each other, and walked towards me with complicated expressions, I quickly took out all the things on my body and prepared to hand them over for inspection... The last time I broke in and smashed Liu Bang down with a wine jug, they were not punished after the incident, which shows that Liu Bang is still very generous to his subordinates.

Unexpectedly, these two people hurriedly knelt down when they were still ten steps away from me, and said respectfully: "See the king side by side." ”

I was stunned, and immediately thought that this was probably Liu Bang when he became the emperor, and he also cashed in on my side-by-side king, saying that the official title added to me is not old or young, sometimes it can be confused, the king of Qi, the king of Wei, the prime minister, but to say that it is this side-by-side king has the most real power, Liu Bang was in the hot pot at the time to personally seal the royal seal, within a hundred houses to see me as if to see the king of Han, a house of 30 miles is 3000 miles, and it also depends on China's vast land, if it is in the stick country of 3000 miles, there is nothing to do.

At this time, Zhang Liang turned out from the side. When he saw me, he said affectionately: "My family! Are you here? ”

If Zhang Liang can get up the mountain, he knows the current affairs, seeing that the boss has a good eye for me, General Xiao doesn't shout, and I don't have any bad feelings towards him, so I borrowed the donkey from the slope to take his hand and said affectionately: "My daughter-in-law is very good, right?" ”

Zhang Liang scratched his head and said, "Your daughter-in-law... Oh, you mean the dog girl, it's good, it's good. ”

I'm close to him, but it's not all hypocrisy, in case Baozi really gives birth to a son. As long as you fill in the "male" in the gender column, you will be honored to join the ranks of China's 60 million singles. Not to mention the female junior holding gold bricks, at least the children of high-ranking cadres, with this old father-in-law, my son can't suffer.

As he spoke, I was about to go inside, Zhang Liang hesitated: "In-laws, I see that you will go in later, the emperor is resting..."

A lazy voice came from inside: "Is it Xiaoqiang, let him in." ”

Zhang Liang was immediately impressed with me again. envy: "The kindness of the in-laws is really unparalleled for a while, and the emperor never receives ministers when he is resting." ”

I smiled at him and walked into the temporary dormitory, Liu Bang seemed to have just woken up. Eyes piled up, wearing a black pajama and sitting listlessly on a pier, no wonder he refused to meet the minister, that look is really flattering, it is estimated that whoever sees it will have to sigh that there is no way to choose the master.

Liu Bang saw me alone. He pointed to a pier next to me and asked me to sit down, poured a glass of water and sucked it and said, "Xiang Da'er still refuses to come to see me?" ”

I waved my hand and said, "Don't mention it, he said that he owes you a favor and will never set foot in Handi." ”

Liu Bang said disdainfully: "Virtue, isn't it just that you can't hang your face after losing a battle?" How will I see him if I lose the battle? ”

I said, "Can man be compared?" He likes to use the one who sees death as home, and your subordinates are all drilling people's crotches and picking up people's broken shoes, which is the fate of character. ”

Liu Bang said angrily: "They are all brothers, how do I feel that you always help him speak?" ”

I said, ", we're family." You're going to have to put a heavy load... Granddaughter marry me, and I'll help you speak. ”

Liu Bang said: "There is no granddaughter, but there are two daughters, the eldest is 12 years old, and he has time to take you to see it?" ”

“… Forget it, break the law! ”

Liu Bang sighed disapprovingly: "In this realm, our brothers are the kings!" ”

I laughed and said, "In order to level with the big guy, you really paid for it." But no. You also saw it, Baozi and her father are all Xiang Yu's grandsons. If you marry my daughter, it's a big deal that you're the same as the old accountant, and you'll be trapped! ”

Liu Bang said: "I'm just trying you, if you really dare to ask me to sue you for buns!" ”

What kind of humanity is this!

We were laughing when a delicate and somewhat magnetic woman's voice came from the inner room: "Your Majesty, got up so early today?" With the words, a woman paced out of it, her hands were coiled in a black bun, her shirt was half-untied, soft and indescribable, she didn't expect that there were people outside, and when she came out and saw that I was sitting opposite Liu Bang, she couldn't help but be surprised, and she hurriedly covered her chest subconsciously without caring about her hair, and there was a slight anger in her expression.

When I saw this woman, I couldn't help but be stunned, you see that our Xiaoqiang is also the master of countless people after all, and the beauties I have seen can be described as all kinds of people, not to mention the best chicks like Master Li, and the girl milf with different styles has also been dealt with, Hu Sanniang's pungency, Ni Siyu's coquettishness, Xiuxiu's beauty, Mulan's heroic posture, but compared with this woman, all of them are a little less "charming", this girl is called a wave of ups and downs, full of waves, although Yu Ji can be called a model among women, but in comparison, it is not as charming as her, Even if Master Li has that kind of background, when put together with this woman, it is the difference between a palace beauty and a spring palace beauty...

At this moment, the two of us looked at each other, both speechless for a moment, and after a pause, I hurriedly stood up and said embarrassedly: "Yo... This is my sister-in-law, right? ”

The woman looked like she was about to have a seizure, but suddenly thought that she could enter the room to meet her, she must be very human, the corners of her eyes relaxed, and she bowed her head slightly to me, and finally didn't embarrass each other too much, it can be seen that this woman is quite urban, she immediately sorted out her clothes, although she was hot, but her expression and gait returned to normal, she brought a cold taste, and said lightly: "Doesn't the emperor never meet guests in the inner room?" ”

Liu Bang pointed at me with a big grin and introduced: "This is Xiaoqiang, not an outsider." "Tell me then." It's right for you to call your sister-in-law, but most people call her the queen mother. "This noble lady is really Liu Bangdi's main room, Empress Lu.

When Empress Lu heard my name, she finally smiled a little warmly: "Sure enough, you are not an outsider, I always hear the emperor mention you." She speaks nicely, but she still gives people the feeling of being superior, but you can't find her Lilly, this kind of woman is a typical iceberg, and any man with her unusual height has to touch his nose and face to be swollen, but then again, this kind of woman only needs to be attached to you. It can also bring you a thousand rays of light, with her by your side, you will wear dragboard pants to the dinner party, and no one will dare to underestimate you. She's the kind of stunner who can make all men look up to and despair in order to improve your status. The difference is that you know that she is a stunner, but you also have to understand that she is not something you can afford.

Because of the presence of Empress Lu, Liu Bang and I had nothing to say, the three of them stared at each other for a while, and Liu Bang said impatiently: "Do you have anything else?" ”

Lu Hou said: "I seem to have heard someone say just now that there are remnants of the Chu army under the wall, and the emperor has to carefully cut the grass and eradicate the roots." "I shuddered.

When Liu Bang heard this, his face immediately turned gloomy, and he said, "I have my own opinions on my affairs. ”

Empress Lu was not annoyed, and when she saw a pot of wine on our table, she said lightly: "The emperor should take care of his body." Don't be greedy, and the concubines will retire. After saying that, Ying Ying bowed, and went into the inner room again. Her luxurious pajamas support her curvaceous like a walking letter "S." ”

No wonder Xiang Yu said that Liu Bang and his daughter-in-law were better than Master Li. Master Li just has a bad background, and her personality is still the character of an ordinary girl, and Empress Lu is not a few years older than her, but that kind of calm experience and immovable temperament makes her more like a feline: noble and beautiful, fierce and cruel, full of temptation and extreme danger, when she approaches you. You don't know if she's trying to grind your ears or bite you.

I saw that she had disappeared from my eyes, so I shook my head and said, "Sister-in-law is good!" ”

Liu Bang sighed: "See, it's not in the same pot as me." ”

I laughed and said, "Physiologically, it is impossible for any woman to urinate in a pot with a man." ”

Liu Bang glared at me and said, "You know what I mean. ”

I said, "I'm wondering, if someone else has to change to someone else, my sister-in-law will have to break my head and bleed?" "I suddenly understand why Liu Bang is interested in steamed buns, these are the two extremes! These two women have no meaning of contrast in their facial features, the words beauty and ugliness seem very pale, they can only be said to be two styles, people who are used to eating French dinner, if you give him a piece of stinky tofu, he will definitely be happy, so Liu Bang can only comment on Master Li as "a little bit of posture." ”

Liu Bang listened to me say that. Spread his hands and said: "If you like it, you can take it away, no matter how much you sell it to, I will give you another 50,000 yuan." Then he sighed, "Why didn't I catch up with the good time when the streets were full of traffickers..."

I waved my hand and said, "I'm not going to get involved with you." ”

Liu Bang said: "If you kill her directly, I'll give you 100,000." ”

I laughed and said, "You'll have to find Kezi for this job, but you have to be careful that he's rebelled." You also know that this kid has not been old and dedicated since he stabbed Qin for the second time. "Didn't the newspaper publish it two days ago? A few days after a little white face registered his marriage with a rich woman, he thought about hiring a murderer to kill his wife to inherit the inheritance, but the killer was really reversed. He offered 30,000 yuan to pay afterwards, but when the killer broke into the rich woman's bedroom with a knife, the rich woman threw out 200,000 cash without blinking her eyes and said to the killer: "I don't care who hires you, you kill me back, and there will be 1 million afterwards." "The next day the little white face died...

The lesson of the bloody land tells us: in this society where killers don't pay attention to professional ethics, don't buy and kill people who are richer than yourself!

I also knew that Liu Bang just casually said that he was addicted, but it was true that the relationship between husband and wife was not harmonious, so I couldn't help asking: "Why do you hate your sister-in-law so much?" ”

Liu Bang said: "Just annoy her to come up and talk about everything, I'm looking for a wife and not a military advisor, which one of the yin people Zhang Liang and Han Xin is not better than her?" ”

I saw his painful appearance, lit a cigarette and said, "If you really can't pass, just leave." ”

Liu Bang shook his head and said: "Now that the society is not stable, many things are still pointing to their Lu family to help me do it, in fact, I have to say that sometimes the ideas given by that girl are quite reliable, but these are not the main thing, the most important thing is..."

"Understand, in the year of the tiger and wolf, who doesn't need that, besides, my sister-in-law is so beautiful."

Liu Bangbai glanced at me and said, "You don't think Lao Tzu lacks women, right?" What kind of cabbage did I not arch? ”

I flattered, "Yes, yes, you go on." "There's no way, we who only arch a cabbage have no capital to argue with others on this issue... I have every reason to believe that Liu Bang, as a pig with a leader, can arch all kinds of cabbage.

Liu Bang continued: "The main thing is that I am ashamed of her, I am Lao Lu single-handedly helped not to mention, this woman has suffered a lot with me during the war, you also know that your brother Liu is sometimes a little too rational at critical moments..."

I crossed my eyebrows and said coldly: "! You're greedy for life and afraid of death! "I do know this, one of Liu Bang's major characteristics is that the closer you are to him, the more he treats you as inappropriate, leaving Zhang Liangsa at the Hongmen banquet and running away, it is said that when Xiang Yu ran with his ass, in order to escape faster, he often kicked his wife and children under the car with his whip legs.

Liu Bang said with a bitter face: "... yes, it was a shame at the time. ”…