Arrange everything for more than two o'clock in the afternoon, a full 12 hours away from home, if you can't get back before the bun gets off work at half past four, this book is finished.

When I was just about to leave, my blue screen phone rang, I took it out, the glow of the sun was thousands of colors, the leper looked stupid next to me, he had never seen this kind of mobile phone at all. As soon as I flipped the cover, Lan Wow put it on my face to answer, only to hear Principal Zhang ask, "I heard that you have recruited a group of students in such a short time?" I despised the leper, and he whispered, "I didn't say anything about fighting." ”

After receiving an affirmative answer, Principal Zhang said, "Are you convenient now, I want to go and see your students." "I knew that this old man could not be offended, so I hurriedly said welcome.

As soon as I hung up the phone, I was worried, these 300 people, to say the age, most of them are young people in their 20s, and it is reasonable, but that ranks are unique to the army at first glance, and all of them have long hair, which is absolutely unacceptable to the more conservative old intellectuals like Principal Zhang, and I can't tell him that I recruited 300 drums before the school building was completed.

The leper hit me and hung up the phone and stared at my phone endlessly, and when he found that I was glaring at him, he smiled and said, "Now rich people are in vogue to use blue screens?" ”

"Nonsense, Fallout is small, you know? We eat vegetables with insect eyes. I said to him, "Find you something to do, and get me all the shavers from all over the country." ”

The leper said embarrassedly: "Brother Qiang, the times are different, and now the countryside is also called a hairstyle studio, and all of them are women, it's better to say if you want to come, if you don't come, we are easy to misunderstand, my second uncle has an old man in the village who can shave the head, the problem is that he can't shave even if he arrives." ”

I drove him aside and asked Xu Delong to gather the soldiers, I first went to the middle of the team and put a few people standing very straight and crooked, so that the team as a whole looked loose, and then gave them a lecture: "In the future, you will no longer be soldiers, you are students!" Xu Delong interjected and said: "Xiao Zhuangshi......" I waved my hand and said loudly: "In the future, everyone remember not to call me a strong man, but to call ......" I thought about calling the principal too high and the teacher too low, so I said, "If you want to call Director Xiao, an old man will come to see you in a while, you call him the principal, understand?" ”

If it had gone well, they should have said: understood. Then I put my hand on the side of my ear and asked defiantly, what are you talking about, and then there was a deafening mountain cry: Understood!

But these people didn't react at all, Xu Delong said to them: "It's clear." ”

300: "Understood. ”

Xu Delong turned around and asked me, "Xiao Zhuangshi, what do you mean?" ”

I squatted on the ground depressed, picked up a straw stick and played with it, and said weakly: "It's okay, I'll deal with it later, can you find a way to make your hair short?" ”

Xu Delong was stunned, there was no such thing as shaving their heads in their time, they paid attention to "the body hair and skin, and the parents did not dare to destroy it." "Fortunately, this is an army, to obey orders as a duty, other factors are basically not considered, after Xu Delong issued the order, 300 people were divided into 150 groups, and the daggers they brought were used to cut their hair, I watched a lot of hair fall to the ground, distressed, although they are not old ginseng essence, but the price of hair in the Song Dynasty should be about the same, right?

When the team gathers again, I will look at it like this - it is really better not to cut the hair before, the craftsmanship is too rough, one by one, the hair is messy, some have a few wisps fluttering in the wind, and some seem to have been bitten by a dog, too punk, too ha-han, too non-mainstream.

The village chief sent a farmer to send Lao Zhang on the only cross-bucket motorcycle that can still run in China, with a delicate man with glasses behind him.

Lao Zhang sat in the cross-bucket, wearing a straight Zhongshan suit, with a similar expression, which was a bit of a people's [***] valve. Lao Zhang got out of the car with one leg, and the man with glasses also followed him.

Principal Zhang first looked at the progress of the project, nodded with satisfaction, came to me with a smile, and suddenly saw 300 expressionless students neatly stacked in front of him, the hair on the head was not long or short, and then a real breeze blew, and the hair on the head of 300 was very expressive.

Lao Zhang asked me with a gray face: "This is the student you recruited?" ”

I whispered in his ear: "They are all recruited from a remote village, they are uneducated, but they are in good health, and they are all good seedlings to learn martial arts." ”

Sure enough, when Lao Zhang heard that it was a peasant child, he was very kind, and then pointed to Xu Delong, who was wiping his eyebrows, and asked, "Is this a parent or is this child old-looking?" ”

I said, "I heard that Bai Eat came in with him, and I plan to lead the group competition in the future and take him to show him a dress or something." ”

Principal Zhang walked up to a little soldier and asked kindly, "What's your name?" ”

The little soldier with thick eyebrows, big eyes and dirty brains said loudly: "My name is Wei Tiezhu, and my name is Xiangde." ”

Principal Zhang said in surprise: "I can't imagine that a country kid still has words." ”

Wei Tiezhu said something that shocked the audience: "This is given by General Yue Yun!" ”

Principal Zhang smiled and said, "This kid seems to be very fascinated by "The Complete Biography of Yue Yue". I wiped my sweat and laughed together, and Principal Zhang asked us again: "Did you come here to go to school and pay the money?" ”

I'm really afraid that Wei Tiezhu will say something earth-shattering, but fortunately, he said in confusion: "What money?" ”

Principal Zhang saw that he was not helping me to get people, he smiled, and his attitude towards me was also very good, he said: "Although it is free, but you have to catch the quality, is it easy to find a martial arts teacher?" ”

I swore and said, "I'll be here in a few days, from long-distance running to swimming, from free fighting to 800,000 sect heads." Children need to be attracted to the bees...... If you are interested in calling the wind and rain or telling fortunes, you can also teach them a little bit according to traditional culture. ”

Principal Zhang said, "Let me recommend a teacher to you first. As he spoke, he pulled the man with glasses who had been standing behind him to me.

I looked at him, and saw that the young man was about the same age as me, combed a very thoughtful middle score, his face was that delicate white, he was more shy in front of people, and he looked like a graduate student from a third-rate university, but President Zhang said that I didn't dare to underestimate him, did he have a stunt in this later life, I noticed that he had a fountain pen in his jacket pocket, who still put the fountain pen there in these years? That's not good to say, it's his secret weapon, as soon as the flying pen comes out, there is no false hair?

Principal Zhang swallowed his saliva before he finished the rest of the words: "This is Teacher Yan, one of the six teachers of Yucai Primary School in the past, he can teach you cultural lessons." ”

"This ......"

Seeing my hesitation, Principal Zhang's face sank and said, "You still can't believe the person I introduced, Xiao Yan is definitely a qualified teacher, and the monthly salary is only 1000." Saying that, Lao Zhang whispered in my ear, "Promise, this kid is strange and pitiful, there was an accident in the family after graduating from college a year ago, so he dropped out of school, and the young man is very good, and he is devoted to the children." ”

What else can I say about this, Mr. Yan saw that I agreed, nodded at me to express his gratitude, and then stood in front of 300, cleared his throat, blushed before he could speak, and said embarrassedly: "My name is Yan Jingsheng, you can usually call me Jingsheng." ”

Seeing that 300 didn't move, I made a gesture to them, and 300 people understood at the same time and shouted: "Hello Yan Zhuangshi!" "I'm absolutely down, my heart is united, and there is no one called a teacher.

Yan Jingsheng was so frightened that he sat on the ground, and I pulled him up for a long time.

Principal Zhang frowned and said, "Xiaoqiang, pay attention to the books that you students usually read, read less books that fight and kill, and it is better to read more Tang poems and Song lyrics." ”

I said to Yan Jingsheng apologetically, "Teacher Yan is okay, is it?" What did you teach before? ”

Yan Jingsheng wiped the glasses that fell on the ground just now and said: "I can teach mathematics and Chinese, and I used to bring them from the first to the fifth grade, but don't worry, I can teach junior high school and high school." ”

"No, none of these people have studied much, so you treat them as first-grade children and teach them from Ah Oh Goose."

Teacher Yan said suspiciously, "Is this okay?" ”

I asked 300 out loud, "Okay?" ”

Although they had no idea what I was talking about, the question this time was easy to answer:

"Okay!"

Teacher Yan was startled again, and dropped his glasses on the ground again.

Principal Zhang said to me: "I heard that you have prepared tents for the students, this is a good solution, Xiao Yan has no place to live since the earthquake damaged the school building, so you can let him live with your students, and do not delay cultural learning." ”

Chaos, 300 iron-blooded Yue family soldiers with unknown purposes, a weak college student, stay together, how do I feel about the special American blockbuster?

But I can't do that much now, let them influence each other. It's been a long time since I've had a good night's sleep, and what I want to do now is to hurry home and take a shower, make up for a good night's sleep, and then see if I can create an opportunity to have a good time with the buns, my bicycle is still in the processing factory compound, and it will take at least a few hours to walk over, I looked at the cross-bucket motorcycle that Principal Zhang drove by, and discussed with the farmer if he could borrow me to ride back, and send it back tomorrow. The farmer was more embarrassed, so I handed my phone over and said, "Why don't you ask your village chief?" He looked at my mobile phone, sneered, took out a Nokia N81 in his pocket, and said to me after the call: "Our village chief said that after your school is opened, we will buy all the food, and the motorcycle will be given to you." ”

……

I rode a straddle motorcycle, galloping on the vast land and country roads of the village, and everyone said enviously: "Hey, the relatives of the village chief—"

When I got out of the boundary of the village, people along the way pointed at me and shouted, "Look at that stupid bhey-"

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