Chapter 226: Reality Show
Liang Bin is an officer, and a very large officer. But the arbitrary mobilization of troops is a very remarkable thing. So Cheng Junjie won't let the family take such a big risk for himself.
Cheng Junjie called Liang Bin, the main reason was that he didn't know the contact information of the person he was looking for for the time being. Or, in many things, turning a corner is more in line with the rules of Chinese interpersonal communication.
Therefore, the matter of Cheng Junjie's request for Liang Bin quickly became a proposition on the table of the Central Propaganda Department, and the final result of the discussion was that CCTV produced a new program called "Truman Show in the Workplace". The main content is to choose a profession in each issue, and show the most authentic side of a profession through the first-person perspective of a representative of the industry, in the form of live broadcast around the clock. In order to cope with the possibility of fraud, the broadcast time of each episode is set to 1 month! In this month's time, in addition to eating, drinking, Lazar and other ** activities, all the details of the work of the protagonist will be completely displayed in front of outsiders.
And the first male protagonist of "Truman Show in the Workplace" is Cheng Junjie, who has been scolded for being indecent recently.
As soon as the show trailer ended, many idlers on the Internet who didn't plan to do anything else in their lives except for picking thorns jumped out one after another, and everyone guessed the intention of this show. A few hours later, these people who were inexplicably dissatisfied with Cheng Junjie came to a unified conclusion - Cheng Junjie was taking the opportunity to defend himself, and what was broadcast in the next month would not be true for half a second!!
As soon as the "truth post" came out, there were countless posts below, and everyone praised the landlord in unison for not being deceived by CCTV's fascination, which was the most sincere shout of the people.
However, it is one thing for people to believe that Cheng Junjie is acting, but it is another thing to watch the show or not.
On May 20, 2012, at 7 o'clock in the morning on the first day of the show, that is, the moment Cheng Junjie went out from his home, the ratings of "Truman Show in the Workplace" broke the record of the morning program in one fell swoop, and approached the popular column of the evening prime time.
Countless people are staring in front of the TV, full of anticipation for this unprecedented reality show.
Naturally, the vast majority of people come with the purpose of picking thorns in their hearts at this time.
Sure enough, only 3 minutes after the show started, there was already a quiet scolding on the Internet.
Seeing Cheng Junjie driving a valuable car to work, people who were already blushing at the treatment Cheng Junjie enjoyed were almost about to have increased intraocular pressure at this time, resulting in fundus vein bleeding.
"Ouch! The life of a doctor is so hard! Driving to work, eating exhaust on the road, hard work to death. It's as healthy as we crowd the bus. ”
"Huh? Is the car his own? How did he have so much money? Did you collude with Weiqiang Pharmaceutical officials and businessmen? Dare to go out blatantly, isn't he afraid of being shuanggui? ”
"Haha, I know, he must have asked his wife to sleep with others in exchange, but in fact, the child in his wife's womb is not his."
The messages are more vicious than the other, and when it comes to the back, it is already difficult to believe that these words can come out of the mouth of a "person".
However, for these things, Cheng Junjie couldn't know for a while.
Due to the needs of the show, there have been police cars on the road where Cheng Junjie drove to work, although it has been explained with subtitles, but this practice has still been continuously bombarded by the audience.
When he arrived at the hospital, Cheng Junjie went straight to the general surgery department. During the month of internship, Cheng Junjie had to rotate a total of two departments, one was general surgery and the other was gynecology.
When I entered the office door, the time was almost 7:40, Cheng Junjie hurriedly finished breakfast, and at 7:50, the office was full of doctors and nurses.
Many viewers in front of the TV did not know until this time that the nurse was not only responsible for administering injections, and listening to the skilled professional report of the nurse on duty, the audience finally came to some energy.
After the shift was completed, several groups began to disperse and went to the office to do rounds.
Cheng Junjie followed his senior doctor, did not speak, and held the medical order book that temporarily recorded the doctor's order in his hand.
"This bed...... Was the urine output normal yesterday? It's normal, right, stop the medicine! ”
"This bed, the blood potassium is low, and the potassium chloride sustained-release tablets ......"
"This bed, I just had surgery yesterday, let's change the medicine for him today!"
"This bed, operated on today, sent down? Professor Cheng, oh no! Become a classmate! Then let's hurry up! ”
"This bed, the wound is almost long...... Let's get out of the hospital! Cheng classmate, remember to be discharged from the hospital later, and then come down for surgery immediately! ”
The speed of the surgical rounds was quite fast, and it didn't take long for more than a dozen beds on Cheng Junjie's side to go through.
The audience in front of the TV set saw this round, which was so fast that it was almost a mess, and set off a burst of scolding.
But fortunately, as soon as the camera moved to the doctor's office, the audience's attention was diverted again.
"Classmate, the x-film of the 11th bed is ready to be opened quickly!"
"Teacher, 19 beds just came, what is the complaint?"
"Hold on! Hold on! Waiting for someone downstairs to operate! What are you rubbing here? ”
"Classmate, you won't be discharged from the hospital, right? Give me the computer! I'll wait! ”
"Teacher Cheng, what is this propranolol for?"
The doctor's office was noisy and bustling like a vegetable market. The dazzling variety of lists and procedures make it clear for a while whether this is a hospital or a political axe department.
"Propranolol, also known as propranolol, is a blocker of β receptors, usually used to lower heart rate, but when using it, it is necessary to pay attention to what history the patient has of heart failure or asthma attacks......"
Cheng Junjie replied quickly, familiarly completed the discharge procedures that he had done countless times during his internship last year, ran to the nurse's station to knock a few chapters, and handed over all the formalities to the patient, and then hurriedly rushed to the operating room.
As soon as I saw the subtitles and prompted that the operation was going to be broadcast live, half of the people in front of the TV decided to skip work and stilt class.
In the operating room, the lenses specially prepared for the sterile room have been prepared.
The camera followed Cheng Junjie all the way to record the process of changing his clothes, washing his hands and disinfecting his hands, and wearing a surgical gown, and people realized that the preoperative disinfection was slightly less complicated than they imagined. Even many people with too rich imagination began to scold and disinfect too many times, without going through any process, which is an act of careless disregard for human life.
However, these scolding can't stop people from continuing to watch.
Cheng Junjie turned on the switch under the side of the door of the operating room with his foot, and when he walked in, the anesthesiologist had already prepared the anesthesia.
Seeing Cheng Junjie come in, his senior doctor couldn't help but blurt out, "Cheng ...... Classmate, are you the main knife or am I the main knife? ”
Cheng Junjie seemed to have regained the feeling of being a student, and said with a smile: "Teacher Hua, I haven't got the certificate this year!" ”
Hua Jie was stunned for a moment, then shook his head and said: "Look at my surname, if you have any good ideas when you do it, just remind me directly, I am a doctor who operates, and you are a professor who gives opinions, so there is no violation." Let's realize the optimal allocation of resources! ”
Lying on the operating table at this time, according to the medical record, is a patient with colon polyps. But Cheng Junjie could see at a glance that the patient not only had serious polyps, but in fact he also had early-stage cancer, but he couldn't say this directly.
When the disinfection and towels were ready, Hua Jie took the electric knife and scratched it on the patient's belly.
Many viewers in front of the TV obviously can't stand it, but because there are people watching with them on the side, they can only pretend that they don't care and continue to watch, but they don't know that watching together on the side is also disgusting at this time. However, some audiences who have always had heavy tastes seem to be more indifferent.
The skin, muscles, and peritoneum, layer by layer, the picture is getting more and more bloody, but the audience is becoming more and more calm. It wasn't until Hua Jie put his hand into the patient's stomach and pulled it up like a playful that some people couldn't help but turn off the TV, but it didn't take long for them to turn it on again.
After digging for a long time, Hua Jie finally confirmed the location. Then embarrassedly smiled at Cheng Junjie, who held the fastest speed record for various surgeries in front of him, and began to ask the instrument nurse for various things.
"Vascular clamps. Take a few more and give them all to me! ”
"Knives!"
"Tissue scissors!"
Hua Jie's proficiency in surgery is okay, but Rao is so, it still took him nearly 2 hours to get all the polyps clean.
The photographer endured nausea and gave a shot of the polyp placed on the specimen plate, and suddenly vomited in front of the TV. It seems that the garbage people, who have not been sprayed for a long time, finally have a new eruption point.
"Damn! Did this group of doctors grow up eating? Can you even endure this? ”
The leaders who were observing the situation on the Internet couldn't help but feel angry when they saw such vulgar and unbearable foul language. The doctors scolded them for doing the wrong things, and they scolded them for not doing the wrong things, not only scolding, but also very vicious personal attacks. This point makes some bigwigs who have persisted in building socialist spiritual civilization for a long time a little unbearable.
But the bigwigs work and never act rashly. A high-ranking official just gave an order to find out the IP addresses of these message accounts.
Scolding, after all, is only a small part. Most people, at this time, are still staring at the lens that makes them feel disgusting but extremely novel.
Just when Hua Jie had just finished cutting the polyp and was about to close his stomach with relief, Cheng Junjie suddenly pointed to a piece of intestines and said, "Mr. Hua, there seems to be a problem here." ”
Hua Jie looked at it carefully for a long time, but asked puzzledly, "What's the problem?" ”
Cheng Junjie didn't know how to explain, so he had to say blindly: "The color is a little darker." Let's cut this little piece out for a biopsy. ”
"Cut it off?" Hua Jie's eyes widened, and Cheng Junjie still nodded firmly: "Yes, there is only this paragraph, it feels very different." Was his CEA a little too high before the operation? ”
Hua Jie said: "That's it, and there are no clinical manifestations, it's not CA, right?" ”
"Just cut it anyway!"
Seeing that Cheng Junjie was firm, Hua Jie had no choice but to do it, and since then, the trolls have once again found a scolding point.
"Mother's Cheng Junjie, a fool who doesn't even have a certificate, knows at a glance whether people have cancer, he thinks he is a fairy? In addition, the doctor is also a fool, Cheng Junjie asked him to cut him, Cheng Junjie asked him to eat shit, did he eat it? ”
Since it was colon cancer surgery, in order to ensure the patient's laxation, Cheng Junjie and Hua Jie cooperated to make a temporary ostomy on the patient's stomach. The so-called ostomy here is to temporarily arrange the patient's anus on the lower abdomen.
In front of the TV, everyone suddenly realized, and they all said that it was the first time they knew that the position of the asshole and the navel could be so close when they were so big.
After the operation, it was already 11 o'clock at noon, and after taking off the surgical gown, Cheng Junjie and Hua Jie had a 5-yuan working meal in the small restaurant in the operating room.
So the audience continued to shout like Grandma Liu entering the Grand View Garden, saying that it turned out that the doctor was eating in the operating room, and they originally thought that the doctor was eating on the edge of the operating table.
During the lunch break, Cheng Junjie hurried to finish writing the records of the course of the disease that he needed to be responsible for, the records of the first journey of admission of new patients, and the records of surgeries.
Throughout my lunch break, the sound of keyboard tapping in the office never stopped.
Many viewers then said, "Do you need to be so fake?" Too hypocritical, right? ”
The leaders of CCTV looked at the heartless comments on the Internet, and they didn't want to deal with it anymore, but just asked the major forums not to close and allow these people to speak freely, but the work of recording IP must be carried out simultaneously.
In the afternoon, after Cheng Junjie helped with an operation, he was ordered by Hua Jie to come back.
Because many new patients who have just arrived are still waiting for him to take a medical history.
When Cheng Junjie returned to the ward, it was 3:30 p.m., and the three patients had almost just arrived.
Cheng Junjie complained all the way, current medical history, past medical history, surgical history, trauma history, pregnancy history and a full physical examination, and it took almost half an hour for one person to complete the medical history collection of the three people, and after the doctor's order and routine examination were completed, it was already more than 5:10 in the afternoon. Immediately afterward, he couldn't wait to write a record of the patient's first trip to the hospital.
After writing the first one, it may be that when he saw the relationship with the camera around him, a patient's family ran in and cried with Cheng Junjie.
"Doctor Cheng, can you get my child some of your medicine! My son doesn't want to have surgery! Be merciful, save him. I heard that if you have this disease, you can easily die without your medicine......! ”
Cheng Junjie's head was so big that he could only stop typing and explained to the woman in his 50s: "Your son's thyroid tumor with the surname Liang is only one-sided, this disease is very common to be honest, and he will not die." If you move in today, we can operate on you the day after tomorrow at the slowest pace. It's a minor surgery that can be done in 20 minutes faster. Anti-cancer oral medicine is 5,000 yuan for a course of treatment, you are hospitalized here for surgery, no more than 5 days before and after, your son is covered by medical insurance, the cost may be around 4,000 yuan, which do you say is cost-effective? ”
The woman was stunned and hurriedly asked, "Didn't the newspaper say that it would cost thousands a day to be hospitalized?" ”
Cheng Junjie said speechlessly: "The thousands, one or two hundred thousand are in the intensive care unit, using the best imported medicine, and monitored 24 hours a day." That's why it's so expensive! ”
"So you mean, you're not going to give my son the best medicine, are you? Become a doctor, you can't be like this! ”
“……”
It took Cheng Junjie nearly half an hour to wait until Hua Jie came back before explaining to the middle-aged woman what the ICU was all about. When he answered the last question of the middle-aged woman, more than ninety percent of the audience in front of the TV laughed.
"Doctor Cheng, you're not going to treat my son to be in that ward?"
Cheng Junjie said with a black line on his face: "Yes." ”
In the laughter of the audience, Cheng Junjie finished all the medical cases, it was already more than 6 o'clock in the evening, and nearly an hour had passed since the end of work.
But after he stood up and stretched, he said to the camera: "You know why I am in a hurry to write so many things at noon, right?" ”
There was a burst of scolding in front of the TV, and they all said that Cheng Junjie was pretending to be forced.
…… After Cheng Junjie got into his car, the Truman show of the day finally came to an end.
The moment Cheng Junjie stepped on the accelerator, many viewers were still complaining in front of the TV: "Grandma's, didn't you say all-weather?" I still want to see the footage of Cheng Junjie and his wife! ”
When Cheng Junjie returned home, Qin Jinxiu had already prepared dinner. As soon as he opened the door and came in, Qin Jinxiu said with a smile: "I saw you on TV after work, and you started cooking." How well did you get the time, all the meals were just hot! ”
"You've been watching TV all day?"
Qin Jinxiu shook his head and said, "I watched it for an hour in the morning, and I won't look at it after you check the room." After watching it for a while in the afternoon, that aunt is really funny, is it the actor you invited to play a burlesque? ”
Cheng Junjie smiled bitterly: "I know why art comes from life, we live this tragedy, and feelings are a comedy in the eyes of others!" ”
Cheng Junjie said, bowed down and kissed Qin Jinxiu's belly, and said to the daughter in the belly as if he was really coaxing a child: "Baby, when you grow up, Dad is really reluctant to let you become a doctor." Tell your mom to stop reading those medical books! ”
Qin Jinxiu touched Cheng Junjie's head with a smile and said, "Everyone who is a father wishes that their children would learn his craft!" ”
Cheng Junjie straightened up, looked at Qin Jinxiu's eyes, and thought for a long time before saying, "Jinxiu, are you willing to let your daughter not marry when she is 30 years old?" ”
Qin Jinxiu was stunned and asked, "Why?" ”
"Because the affiliated hospital of our school has just issued a hard surname requirement, those who do not have a master's degree cannot be rated as intermediate titles. I guess by the time our daughter grows up, this master's requirement should be changed to a doctorate. 5 years for bachelor's degree, 3 years for master's degree, and 2 to 3 years for doctorate. I was just 30 years old after reading. No man would want to find a woman who only knows endorsements all day long as his wife. ”
Qin Jinxiu's mouth opened wide, and he glanced at the "Yellow Emperor's Neijing" on the table, and said weakly: "Starting tomorrow, let's read books like cooking and beauty......
(To be continued)