Chapter 227: Reality Show (2)

The good ratings of "Truman Show in the Workplace" made the show get a lot of comments from all walks of life on the first night after it was broadcast. But most of them are disdain and complaining. In the eyes of the public, the intensity of the work of doctors is nothing more than that. There are so many types of work in the whole society, except for the civil servants who are hated and longed for, who does not need to work overtime or can leave work on time? And not all civil servants can leave work on time, and civil servants who are a little busier have to go out at night to pick up meals and socialize, and in serious cases, they have to drink until they have stomach bleeding and alcoholic liver.

Everyone is running for a living, and every profession is not as glamorous as it seems. Cheng Junjie's performance yesterday made people feel that in fact, the work of doctors is not as hard as they say.

But even so, when the show started at 7:30 the next morning, the audience still only increased......

After skipping the scene of Cheng Junjie's door, at the beginning of the show, Cheng Junjie was already in the hospital.

The show started from the end of the shift and Cheng Junjie followed Hua Jie to round the room.

One doctor's order, one record, and the two quickly walked to the bedside of the patient who had just undergone a partial colectomy and fistula yesterday. The moment Hua Jie opened the patient's wound, the photographer who followed him immediately turned the camera over.

Then, in the next second, more than half of the people who were eating breakfast in front of the TV threw up - from the perspective of ordinary people, suddenly seeing a big red sausage shape on their stomachs and constantly spitting out feces is definitely not something that can be accepted at once.

However, the focus of Hua Jie and Cheng Junjie is not on the "big sausage".

Hua Jie lifted the layers of gauze, asked the nurse for a pair of sterilized gloves, moved the patient's wound up and down, and frowned slightly.

"Cheng, what do you think?"

Cheng Junjie said in a deep voice: "The patient's muscle layer is not well ascomostomosed, and there is a mild infection, I see that the threads are removed first, and something is added to speed up the exudation of the wound, otherwise it will be difficult to heal......

Hua Jie nodded, and asked the intern on the side to get scissors and tweezers, and little by little the sutures on the patient's wound were removed.

When the patient's broken muscles parted to the sides, revealing a deep open wound, the bloody appearance caused the audience to vomit violently. As a result, many viewers began to touch their stomachs and shouted, watching this show in the future, and definitely not eating again.

After Hua Jie finished cutting the thread, he filled a large pile of gauze into the patient's wound, took off his gloves and said to Cheng Junjie: "You can change the dressing today." Change the medicine and then go downstairs to help. ”

Cheng Junjie nodded, and followed Hua Jie to continue to check on other patients.

Because of yesterday's program, the number of people who scolded the doctor for doing ward rounds too fast today has been reduced by at least half.

After completing the ward rounds, Cheng Junjie returned to the office to complete the procedures for discharging patients, and walked into the dressing room.

And at this time, a family member of a patient who obviously planned to take advantage of the live TV broadcast to find fault immediately followed him and asked Cheng Junjie, who was washing his hands, "Doctor Cheng, how much does it cost to change the medicine once?" ”

Cheng Junjie thought for a while and said, "Maybe according to the size of different wounds, there is a little difference in charge." I remember it seemed like a dozen or twenty dollars at a time. ”

The patient's family was immediately surprised and asked, "Just these gauze and medicinal wine, it costs more than 20 yuan?" Gauze in your hospital is too expensive, isn't it? ”

The dung youths in front of the TV who didn't know the truth were about to start to spray the hospital charges inhumanely, but Cheng Junjie, who knew the idea of finding fault with the brother, showed a contemptuous smile and asked rhetorically: "The toilet at your house is blocked, how much does it cost to pass once?" ”

The patient's family was stunned, but Cheng Junjie replied by himself: "The toilet is blocked, and it will cost at least 30 yuan at a time." If the computer is broken, it will cost at least 30 yuan to repair it. Your family member was cut in the stomach, and we changed his dressing to prevent him from being infected by bacteria, and we didn't receive 30 yuan. I'm not discriminating against people who use toilets and fix computers, but I want to tell you that in order to be able to change people's dressings, we have to read books for many years, but basically all you need to do is to repair computers and toilets for people, and basically just graduate from junior high school.

Of the 20 yuan charged for changing dressings, the cost of gauze accounts for 1 yuan, and knowing how to change dressings accounts for 19 yuan. These 19 pieces are respect for knowledge. And the money is not for us, we get a fixed salary, and the money is handed over to the hospital finance. The person who runs the toilet brings his own tools, the cost is zero yuan, and he knows how to open the toilet, which requires 30 yuan. Now let me ask you, does the hospital charge you more or less? Or do you think your dad's life is not worth as much as your toilet? ”

The side of the dressing room was already full of patients' families waiting to see Cheng Junjie's ugliness, but after Cheng Junjie said this, these people immediately flashed clean.

Once again, the audience was shocked.

Cheng Junjie's extremely intuitive comparison method makes many people feel that what he said is absolutely crooked, but they can't find a way to refute it.

After explaining to the patient's family who found fault, Cheng Junjie picked up the dressing box and walked towards the ward.

Cheng Junjie walked up to the patient with a "big sausage" on his stomach and another big crack, unwrapped his outer gauze little by little, lowered his head infinitely close to the excrement bag containing feces, picked up an iodine cotton with tweezers, and rubbed it heavily on the patient's exposed muscles.

As Cheng Junjie scraped off the white granulations on his bare muscles and wiped out bits of blood, the patient began to grin in pain. The patient's wife trembled and poked her head to the side, looked at it and quickly retracted it, and asked very tremblingly, "Doctor, when will he get better like this?" ”

Cheng Junjie didn't answer, but asked, "We asked you to go outside to buy a pack of white sugar when we were doing the ward round just now, did you buy it?" ”

The patient's wife showed a very tangled expression and said, "Doctor, what you mean by white sugar, is it a red envelope?" ”

"What a mess!" Cheng Junjie frowned, pointed to the patient who was screaming in pain, and said, "That white sugar is for your husband!" ”

"Huh? To him? What kind of sugar does he use? ”

Cheng Junjie pointed to the fifth-year intern who was following him and said, "I'm very busy right now, to explain this problem to you, you need to stay in the same class with him for at least 5 years first." ”

As soon as Cheng Junjie's words came out, the little angry young people in front of the TV began to get excited.

"Yo? I'm busy right now? Principal Cheng is so powerful! ”

"Is it so difficult to explain? What to drag? Not yet a dog under the political axe? ”

"This Cheng Junjie, I have long known that he is not a good product. Isn't it just to invent a point to break the medicine? What's the spirit? ”

The leader of the supervision department: "Write down the IP of the person who spoke." ”

…… The patient's wife was yelled at by Cheng Junjie, and suddenly nodded a little embarrassedly, and hurriedly agreed to go down to buy candy.

Cheng Junjie was halfway through the dressing, so he could only close the wound for the patient first, and then go to change the dressing for other patients.

From hand washing and disinfection to unpacking and preparation, to dressing change, it takes about 5 to 10 minutes to go back and forth to change a patient's dressing.

By the time Cheng Junjie had healed the wounds of the patients in the other beds and returned, it had been almost forty or fifty minutes. So when the wound of the "big sausage" was opened again, something happened to be discharged from the patient's artificial fistula.

Cheng Junjie saw the lump of things one after another, and he began to feel a little nauseous, but he still had to endure to disinfect the patient again, and the patient screamed in pain, his brows were tightly locked, and he shouted: "Let me die, what's the point of living like this......"

Cheng Junjie ignored the patient's words, directly opened the unopened package of white sugar, poured it into the patient's deep wound, and explained to the intern next to him: "This is a home remedy for general surgery, which is mainly used to speed up oozing and promote healing." ”

When the student heard this, he nodded his head clearly, but it took a long time for a bunch of people in front of the TV to come back to their senses and figure out the joints.

And at this moment, the student next to Cheng Junjie suddenly asked, "Teacher, is it okay to use salt?" ”

Cheng Junjie was stunned, nodded and said, "Yes, theoretically, it is indeed possible." But it is very immoral to pour salt on other people's wounds. ”

Cheng Junjie's very professional cold jokes have made people happy for a long time.

After changing the medicine, it was already past 10 o'clock in the morning. As soon as Cheng Junjie returned to the office, he heard a call from Hua Jie.

Because it was a live broadcast, Cheng Junjie turned the call to speakerphone, so that everyone could hear it.

"Professor Cheng, hurry up! Here's a serious blood in the stool to be first aided! ”

When Cheng Junjie heard this, he immediately hung up the phone and hurried down, and then in front of the TV, someone who couldn't change his habit of picking left a message on the Internet saying "This emergency must be a deliberate arrangement of the hospital".

Cheng Junjie entered the operating room, and an old man in his 70s was already lying on the operating table, with the smell of blood and feces coming from his body, choking people couldn't help frowning. But his mind seemed to be still sober. Cheng Junjie looked inside, and after finding that the old man's heart, brain and lungs were fine, he couldn't help but breathe a sigh of relief and said to him: "Don't worry, you have a small problem, and you can be discharged from the hospital within 10 days after the operation!" ”

The old man nodded, and it didn't take long for the anesthesiologist to arrive.

Disinfection, anesthesia, a series of processes, the hour hand has pointed to 11. A group of people were busy for more than two hours before finally getting the old man's intestinal perforation done.

After waiting for the operating table, there were only some leftovers left in the dining room in the operating room.

However, Cheng Junjie and Hua Jie, who were hungry, were holding a lunch box that had no heat, but they were very happy to eat.

The photographer who took over the shift gave a shot of the lunch box very dedicatedly, telling the people in front of the TV that doctors are not a group that eats big meals every day, and most of the time doctors and practitioners in other professions eat the same food.

I didn't have time to accept the gratitude from the patient's family, so I just had lunch and rested for less than half an hour, and the last operation of the day began.

Fortunately, this is a simple minor operation. That is, the one with a unilateral thyroid tumor.

As Cheng Junjie said, although Hua Jie's craftsmanship is average, it still only took them about 40 minutes to get everything done.

From 10 a.m. to 3 p.m., it took 5 hours for Cheng Junjie to come out of the operating room.

After a day of adaptation, Hua Jie also began to get used to the camera.

The moment he walked out of the door of the operating room with Cheng Junjie, Hua Jie said happily to the camera: "Oh, today's work is over, and you can get off work after staying for another 2 hours." It's a pity that we become doctors and can't go home to accompany my wife today...... Oh, I need to explain one thing here, yesterday was the first day, and I was a little nervous about the camera. I should call Principal Cheng Dr. Cheng now, although he is not yet certified, he is our official contract worker, a rotating intern! ”

The camera gave Cheng Junjie's badge, and the words "doctor" were written on it. There are only two words "physician", which means that the doctor does not have a professional title. Temporarily enjoy the treatment of migrant workers, that is, the national minimum standard wage.

Back in the ward, Cheng Junjie accepted new patients again, wrote records, and guided the fifth-year interns to record the course of the disease.

But in the eyes of the audience, these trivial things seem somewhat leisurely.

"Why are they so busy? I think it's pretty good! ”

"Isn't this a good job for a doctor? Isn't it all? Look at the doctor named Hua Jie, didn't he leave work on time? ”

"It's just a night shift, what unit doesn't have a night shift? What are you blind on the night shift? ”

There was a lot of discussion on the Internet, and Cheng Junjie didn't know it at all.

When all the audience began to prepare dinner, Cheng Junjie had already ordered takeout with his colleagues.

The doctor and the nurse, a total of 4 people on the night shift, ordered 5 stir-fried dishes, and spent a full 100 yuan. However, there is no more accusation on the Internet that the doctors are taking the money out of the pockets of patients, and people who are quite out-of-the-box have begun to study why prices continue to rise.

After eating at night, Cheng Junjie ushered in another operation.

Dong Jianda, a veteran surgical veteran who has not seen him for a long time, was very happy after seeing Cheng Junjie's badge, and his mouth never stopped from the first second of cutting the patient's skin.

A surgery was done with laughter, and the audience in front of the TV frowned.

Even the photographer couldn't help but say: "Director Dong, can you be so giggling when you have surgery?" ”

Dong Jianda didn't raise his head and said: "Surgery is actually a craft, if you only do one thing in your life, this thing will be no different from eating in the end, you can talk when you eat, right?" But it's not like you can be so relaxed with any surgery, and I've done this surgery thousands of times, and I can touch it with my eyes closed! ”

The photographer closed his mouth, and it was clear for a while in front of the TV - grandma's, worthy of being an expert, you listen to people's awesome and loud, you can even touch the right place!

After the operation with Dong Jianda, it was already 8 o'clock in the evening.

Cheng Junjie, who was finally free, hurriedly finished writing the unfinished things, and filled in the information and procedures of the patients who should be discharged tomorrow.

When I got back to the duty room, it was 9 p.m.

In front of the TV, some viewers have already stopped watching reality shows. In their opinion, the life of a doctor has been in their eyes. No matter how much you watch it, you may not be able to see any wonderful programs.

The ratings have dropped, but the photographer's work can't stop. Cheng Junjie has to stay up late, and the photographer must also have someone to take over. In order to cope with the night shift, CCTV prepared a full 9 photographers for Cheng Junjie, 5 followed and 4 were on standby in the operating room, and they were used in all directions back and forth at night, in order to take the best picture.

The boring wait lasted until 11 o'clock at night, and the impatient audience finally waited for the new show.

As soon as the mobile phone rang, Cheng Junjie rolled up from the bed.

The person who called him was Lin Boming, a resident doctor in the department.

As a little doctor who just came up this year, Lin Boming didn't dare to treat Cheng Junjie with an indifferent attitude like Hua Jie's old fritters. Although he is not a member of the system, Lin Boming knows that a ministerial-level cadre like Cheng Junjie is not something he can joke about casually.

As soon as Cheng Junjie pressed the speakerphone, he heard a very cautious voice from the other end.

"Professor Cheng, it's inconvenient for you to come out. There's an emergency patient that I can't get with another intern and needs a helper......"

Cheng Junjie simply said: "What room are people sent to?" ”

"Room 21."

"I'll be right here!"

The general surgery department with five doctors is also called oncological surgery. As the name suggests, it's tumors that should be done all of them. But in fact, they do a lot of digestive emergencies in addition to tumors. Let's say, appendicitis.

The patient lying in bed had acute gangrene and appendicitis. Due to the shock of the infection, the old man in his 40s has begun to show obvious confusion and gibberish.

And because in order to save money for the patient, the anesthesiologist used local anesthesia instead of general anesthesia this time, which provided the patient with an excellent space for seizures.

Under the gaze of the camera, it took Lin Boming, a rookie, a full 1 hour and 20 minutes, to finally cut off the appendix. Just when the intern was asked to take the appendix to the pathology room and planned to start stitching, the patient's reaction suddenly caught him off guard.

"Alas......"

The patient, who still had the ability to breathe on his own, sighed deeply, and the intestines in his stomach followed suit, and the intestines that Lin Boming took more than half an hour to pull out actually shrank back!

Lin Boming was suddenly half angry, and he was so busy in the middle of the night that he forgot that there was a camera standing in front of him, so he directly blocked his breath and said: "If you are noisy, I will send you to the ICU directly!" ”

The nurse on duty was amused by Lin Boming's words, and the patient who hadn't even had his stomach sewn up was still talking nonsense to himself: "Thank you......!" ”

Lin Boming was made to cry and laugh by the patient, and finally with the help of Cheng Junjie, he finally found the severed appendix. By the time the sutures were completed, it was 1:20 a.m. the next day.

(To be continued)