Through a conversation with Liu Laoliu, I understood the general situation now: the extra part of each dynasty is troublesome, Liu Laoliu's suggestion is to send this part of the people to other dynasties, so that the back and forth replacement is equivalent to seconding the extra staff to other units, of course, the treatment remains the same... Can't let them starve to death anyway.

I have to say that this is a terrible idea, but sometimes a bad idea is the only way.

I said, "Then what exactly should I do, swap the people of the Han Dynasty and the Song Dynasty?" ”

Liu Lao Liu said: "It's not that simple, didn't I say it, every dynasty has a surplus population, and you have to discuss this matter with a few emperors." ”

"How much more?"

"I've made a list here, how can I send it to you... Can you receive MMS messages on your phone? ”

“… Wait. I yelled at the people in the room, "Whose phone can receive MMS?" ”

As a result, except for me, everyone can accept it...

Jin Shaoyan held up the high-end goods that he didn't know where he got them and said, "Send me here." ”

I said to Liu Laoliu: "You send Jin Shaoyan on your phone." ”

Liu Lao Liu said: "Okay, you have to hurry up with this matter, the way of heaven may be at some point, I have opened the military path of the neighboring dynasties on the table, how to dispatch you and discuss it with Your Majesty." ”

At this time, Jin Shaoyan handed over his mobile phone, and when I saw it, it was indeed a table, since Qin. Down the Han Dynasty, the Northern Wei Dynasty, the Tang, Song, Yuan, and Ming Dynasty are all in the list, I take a closer look, only to see the Qin Dynasty marked with 35 behind, the Han Dynasty marked with 55 behind, and the Tang, Song, and Yuan dynasties are also similar. But there are no more than 100 lands. I laughed and said, "Isn't it, 35 more people?" If that's the case... Wouldn't it be okay to let Brother Ying take 35 people from his death row and sprinkle (kill) them? ”

Liu Laoliu said contemptuously: "Do you have any common sense, does the census have a unit?" Thousand! ”

I took my watch and read it again: "35,000 people... Depend on. 35,000 people? ”

Liu Lao Liu said: "That's right." So far, the Qin Dynasty has 35,000 more people than in the same period last time, and this number is only expected to grow slowly. ”

"So the Han Dynasty has 50,000 more people?"

"Yes."

I immediately shouted frantically: "Brother Ying, Bangzi, don't drink, come and discuss things." ”

I continued to look down. Seeing that there is a note in the column of the Three Kingdoms, it reads: There should be 18,000 people, and there are 18,150 people, I asked: "What is going on with these three countries?" ”

Liu Lao Liu said, "Don't worry about that for now, now there are 150,000 more people, Liu Sun Cao is preparing to fight the Battle of Chibi, and it will be almost the end of the battle." ”

I wiped my sweat and said, "These 150,000 people are the part that burned them?" ”

"Almost. Sun Liu has died a lot. ”

I exclaimed, "What if there are too many deaths?" Brother Tiandao doesn't just care about the extra, right? "It's easy to do more. If you die too much, then it will be difficult, encourage childbearing to go?

Liu Laoliu said: "No." Don't forget that Guan Yu is also half Zhuge Liang now, and they won't mess up this battle. ”

I muttered, "That's too bad, isn't it?" "150,000 lives! Just watching them die?

He Tiandou said helplessly on the phone: "Then what can be done, history is piled up by blood and dry bones." ”

History is Mei Chaofeng?

I looked at the Qing Dynasty again, and it was written that "there should be 23,000 people, and there are 23,050 people" I touched the side channel: "Needless to say, the Qing Dynasty has not yet fought the battle between Wu Sangui and Li Zicheng, right?" ”

Liu Laoliu said: "After the fight, the extra 50,000 people will be Kangxi Pingyunnan's death." ”

I was very uncomfortable and said, "Do these people have to die?" ”

Liu Lao Liu said: "You have to die!" ”

I shouted: "Brother Tiandao is too careless about people's lives, it's easy to live again, isn't it good for everyone to live in harmony, it's good to pinch it and watch the excitement?" ”

Liu Lao Liu said: "The way of heaven is a kind of luck, it has no feelings and doesn't care about right or wrong, you can't reason with it, and it's not its fault to say it, whether it's absurd or right in the past, it has already happened, it just wants to maintain the original order... Leave those alone, let's get rid of the extra people first. ”

“… Then let's do it first, by the way, these people are arranged to a foreign country, will they not be able to come back in this life? ”

Speaking of this, Liu Lao Liu said excitedly: "No, if there is no problem, the way of heaven will completely restore calm in three months, and then it will be our world!" As long as Heavenly Court doesn't make any more trouble, we'll pass this level! Then tell them to go back to their homes, and I will collect the soldiers, and the work will be finished. ”

"Will everything in our human world be restored to its original state?"

"Yes, as long as you finish receiving the last few batches of customers, you will have nothing to do, and then you will enjoy the life of your rich people, and it can be regarded as a rich and noble gift to you in the organization."

"Whew! The wealth is earned by Lao Tzu himself. ”

Liu Lao Liu said: "Don't, this time is also the last of our cooperation in the human world, you are more or less polite to me... Isn't Baozi pregnant, you don't want to know if she gave birth to a boy or a girl? ”

Don't say it, when Baozi was just pregnant, we didn't care much about this, but the closer we got to the bone, the more excited we became, just like buying something online, there was nothing when I just paid, but in three or four days, you were looking forward to the courier knocking on your door every day, and I said, "Then you will calculate." I also say this a little to please Liu Lao Liu, this little thing should not be difficult for him to do, but also to satisfy his vanity, his sentence "the last cooperation" made me a little sad.

Liu Lao Liu was chanting and drumming for a while, and suddenly said loudly: "Oops! ”

I was shocked: "What? ”

Liu Lao Liu said: "Congratulations." It's either male or female. Me: "..."

Liu Lao Liu said again: "Don't scold me, I'm sincere, it's better than giving birth to a man who is neither a woman nor a man, right?" ”

Me: "..."

Liu Lao Liu said: "Okay, okay, I'll do it for you, but the result will have to be told to you in a month." ”

I was satisfied, "Huh." That's right... ! "It occurred to me that my son (daughter) will be 20 days in a month!

Liu Lao Liu didn't wait for me to scold him, and hurriedly hung up the phone.

This will Qin Shi Huang, they have already been called by me. The fat man said: "Sasi (what's the matter)?" ”

I said, "I don't know whether to say it's a good thing or a bad thing, Brother Ying, as long as you are willing to pay for it." I've got someone to help you build the Great Wall. "I'll talk about it in 1510. Liu Bang's first reaction was to touch his head and say, "How can I have more than 50,000 people?" ”

I gave him a blank look and said, "You can't figure this out?" Brother Yu didn't really want to hit you. Xiang Yu smiled slightly. The increase in the population of the Qin Dynasty was due to the fact that the Qin army was equipped with advanced equipment, and they fought a unified war, only seeking to defeat the enemy. In addition, the fat man is much better now, and there are relatively few people who die in prison, and Xiang Yu's intentional or unintentional release of water in the Liu Xiang dispute has become the reason for the sudden increase in population in the Han Dynasty.

Liu Bang let out an "ouch", and said to Xiang Yu in a rare and serious manner: "Forget this stubble, big man, you always say that you owe me, and now it seems that I owe you..." There's something wrong with it. Let's completely tie it out in the future. ”

Qin Shi Huang asked, "Then what should I do?" ”

I said, "Now I have to go to those emperors, and you parties can discuss it." Anyway, there are both in and out, just grasp the difference between import and export. ”

Liu Bang said: "Then bring them all here, Qin and Han are not separated, and I will borrow Brother Ying's place to make half of the east." ”

I nodded, and when I passed by Jin Shaoyan, I patted him on the shoulder and said, "Shaoyan, come out with me." ”

Jin Shaoyan also seemed to have a premonition, so he came outside with me in a daze, and as soon as he went out, he couldn't wait to ask: "Brother Qiang, is something wrong, what do you mean by three months or something?" ”

I sighed and said, "You should accompany the teacher for these three months." ”

“… What do you mean? ”

I said helplessly: "After three months, we all have to return to you, whether to stay with the teacher or go back to be your rich son, it's time to make a choice." ”

Jin Shaoyan suddenly shouted, "Why? ”

I wondered, "What do you say..."

"Let me tell you," Master Li suddenly appeared at the door, she came to Jin Shaoyan, took his hand and put it on her face, and said softly: "It stands to reason that we should all be people who have already entered the earth, but God has given us this opportunity so that we can meet each other, this is already the greatest luck, with you in this life, with this experience, I am content... Shaoyan, go back and take good care of grandma and your family, they need you more than me..."

Jin Shaoyan turned to me and said resolutely: "I have decided, I want to stay with my teacher." ”

I spread my hands and smiled bitterly: "This is good, your old queen mother should ask me for someone again." ”

Jin Shaoyan said: "Actually... I have left a suicide note, and as long as I don't show up for half a year, my lawyer will make him public. ”

Master Li exclaimed, "I didn't hear you write a suicide note last time?" ”

"I only kept you after I rescued you from the Golden Vultures." Jin Shaoyan smiled and said to Master Li: "I have long expected that as long as I am with you, I may disappear mysteriously at some point... I'm ready. ”

Master Li gently leaned his head into Jin Shaoyan's arms and whimpered, "Aren't we too selfish to be like this, are we fair to your family?" ”

Jin Shaoyan said bitterly: "My son always wants to grow up, he wants to have his own happiness and life, and they will understand if they really love me." ”

I couldn't stand it anymore, wiped my tears and said, "Otherwise, I will send you two to the late Qing Dynasty, and if you work hard, maybe you can see Shaoyan's grandmother." ”

Master Li finally couldn't help but laugh out loud and said, "Cousin is too bad. ”

I pressed her head into Jin Shaoyan's arms again: "You two continue to gnaw... Be happy, no one can say what will happen in three months. ”

This time I have to go through the timeline, it is a huge project to connect each dynasty with military roads, Liu Laoliu and He Tiandou don't have so much energy to open up a green channel for me, I can understand this, not to mention such an exaggerated workload, don't you have to set up a LAN for an Internet café for a day and a half?

Fortunately, the farthest time from Qin to Ming is not too long, I started calling the emperors on the way, Zhao Kuangyin's phone is out of power, Genghis Khan is in arrears... This old man doesn't know who to talk to, my customers can contact each other, so no one knows who they talk to each other, so he opened up a Li Shimin, Li Shimin picked up and said: "Xiaoqiang? ”

I smiled and said, "Brother Li, are you busy?" ”

Li Shimin: "Yes, what about the criticism, are you going to play?" ”

I said, "I'll pick you up in a moment and we'll leave, you wait for me at the door of the house, and I have something to discuss." ”

Li Shimin said: "Is it important? Why don't you come to my house first, and I'll find a few princesses to hunt with you or something?" ”

"Important, and it waits for no one."

Li Shimin said: "But what should I do with this bunch of twists and turns? "It is worthy of having a wise man, and he will always put the people first in his heart.

I said disapprerovingly: "You let it go first, and tomorrow you can make up for it?" ”

Li Shimin said: "What do you give for the full attendance award and monthly pass?" ”

“… You're going to do the same? ”

"Yes, the officials are staring at you, and if you take a day off, you won't be able to give a reason to be assigned to attendance." Belch... The above remarks can be laughed at by the officials, if there are similarities, it is purely a Xiaoqiang illusion.