As soon as Yuan saw me, she was even more angry, this girl looked at everyone as if she was beautiful, that body, her temper was very straight, I saw her eyes narrowed, and said slowly: "Xiaoqiang, am I not a person who is not a talented person?" ”

As soon as I saw her squinting, I hurriedly retreated behind Wu Sangui and said, "Why don't you count, isn't your hukou still transferred through Yucai's work relationship... In fact, it's not too late for you to marry Zhenjiang? ”

Yuan's face flushed: "Then why do you have to exclude some of us from a meeting?" ”

Duan Tianwolf and Cheng Fengshou also looked at me from a distance, and I stomped my feet: "It's okay, let's go together and have a meeting!" ”

Yuan then asked Fang Zhenjiang: "What did you want to say just now?" ”

Fang Zhenjiang: "... Nothing, let's go. ”

When I got to the lecture hall, I saw that good guys, today's people are extraordinarily Qi, Liangshan Front, Fangla Front, Yue Fei, Yan Jingsheng and several cultural teachers, Duan, Cheng and his disciples, Baojin's brother Baoyin, according to occupation, there are also the divine doctor team, the painter team, the calligraphy team and others, because Xiao Liuzi also led a group of cooks to join in the fun, squatting on both sides of the classroom to smoke.

In the face of the noise, I slammed the chalk case twice and said loudly: "Don't talk to those who speak, smoke your cigarettes, and get down from the comrades standing in the chairs behind you!" ”

These people have a bumper mileage, they regard themselves as Yucai employees, and they no longer chatter when they see the leader talking, but the gangs of bandits in Liangshan don't care what you say, they are the so-called teachers who are all in the nature of playing tickets, and shouting in a mess: "Isn't it a meeting, what's the matter?" ”

I slammed the blackboard and erased: "All quiet, all quiet, all quiet, Lao Tzu is getting married!" ”

As soon as this sentence is finished. It's quiet down there...

I'm willing to bet that those teachers had heard such an opening speech for the first time in their lives, and the first time they had seen me lead like this. And my customers wanted to hear what I was going to say next, and the next moment, I don't know who took the lead in applauding, and some applauded, and the conference site was more lively than the temple fair.

I buried my head and slammed the blackboard eraser: "Listen to me..."

Zhang Qing shouted: "Didn't you already say it last time, please write it for you." ”

Wang Xizhi and the others all raised the ground in their hands: "Yes, we are not lazy. ”

I grabbed the microphone and shouted, "Help me think about who else to call, what else to buy?" ”

The leader convened the meeting in a hurry. As a result, many people laughed, and several teachers exchanged ears: "This is humanized management, right?" ”

Yan Jingsheng quickly understood what I meant, he sat in the first row and said, "Shall we invite all the relevant leaders?" ”

I nodded, and it seems that there is still a good thing about having a plenary meeting. I didn't expect this, I looked around left and right and said, "Who's going to make a record of the scene?" ”

The empathetic Master Li said, "I'll come." She was busy greeting several great gods, and she had admired several literati here for a long time. I even met with Zhang Zeduan. Master Li took a brush from Liu Gongquan nearby and made a note on the paper, and I instructed her: "Write simplified characters." ”

I said, "If anyone here doesn't get the poster, I'll ask Teacher Wang (Xizhi) for a while, and I won't count the list." ”

Fang Zhenjiang said to Yuan: "You go and ask for one." ”

Yuan said: "Why don't you just go then?" What do you want to see each other every day, please post? ”

Fang Zhenjiang smiled and said meaningfully: "I still want one, it has commemorative value." ”

Fang La, who was married in the end, said: "Have you bought the four-color ceremony, cigarettes, wine, and red paper?" ”

I rubbed my hands together and said, "Yes, yes, yes, remember..."

Du Xing said: "We have wine, five-star juniper?" As he spoke, Chongfang Zhenjiang blinked and whispered, "Brother Wu Song, this wine secret recipe was brought back by you back then." Fang Zhenjiang scratched his head: "Really?" ”

Since Wang Yin came, Yucai has not been drinking. At this time, he smacked his lips and said: "That wine is good, but the degree is too low, and it doesn't seem to be suitable for marriage." ”

Duchenne smiled proudly: "We have a treasure." That degree is high. Wang Yin's eyes lit up, and he came to Du Xing to discuss: "Don't you give me a taste first..."

I said, "Now the wine is settled." Who knows the cigarette seller? ”

Xiao Liu hurriedly raised his hand: "I know several people who sell fake cigarettes." ”

I threw a piece of chalk over the head: "I'm so easy to get married for the second time, and you let the guests smoke fake cigarettes?" ”

Xiao Liu said aggrievedly: "There may not be no genuine goods in the places where fake cigarettes are sold, and besides, I mean let them help identify them." ”

I waved my hand: "The cigarette will be handed over to you, King Zhonghua and Furong, buy it at 20 and come back to pay the bill." ”

Xiao Liu muttered, "Don't you have to set up at least 50 tables."

"Less nonsense, you are allowed to embezzle a Hibiscus King." Most of the 500 I want to invite don't seem to smoke, can you imagine the scene of Yue Fei's troops having a cigarette in their hands?

"And," I said, "which of you will marry me that day?" ”

The following shouted "I'll go, I'll go", if not two hundred, but more than a hundred.

I smiled and said, "Okay, let's go, I'll leave the matter of piercing the bun to everyone." ”

On the day of our marriage here, the mother-in-law's family had to do their best to play with their son-in-law, and they couldn't squeeze in without a dozen good boys at the gate alone, of course, the hostility between the two sides was also half-true, but because they were angry, there was no shortage of people who really went back to their homes.

Hua Mulan sat in the crowd and said with a smile: "I had to be my mother's family that day, and I can't watch you bully my Baozi sister." ”

Hua Tuo was holding his breath and stucking a needle into her head, and I said sadly: "Doctor Hua, I can't stab her halfway." "I really didn't expect that the dignified heroine was actually a backbone boy like Wei Yan.

Hu Sanniang waved her hand and stood up and said loudly: "Whatever Baozi says, I am also my godsister, Xiaoqiang, how do you marry her, let me tell you, don't expect to get a few broken cars and pick people up at your house." ”

I said depressedly, "What do you say? ”

"If I want to say eight to carry the sedan chair back."

When everyone heard this, they applauded, most of the people present are not the masters of this era, and they usually have to go back and forth, even if they are carrying, they still prefer to wear red and hang colors on high-headed horses.

Hu Sanniang proposed this, and those non-customers also joined in the fun, usually they could only watch the eight sedan chairs on TV, who didn't want to see the live with their own eyes... The heart is really dirty.

I smiled and asked, "Where did the sedan chair and the horse come from?" ”

Everyone laughed: "The horse is there, and the sedan chair is now bought." ”

I wiped my sweat: "Who lifts?" ”

Everyone laughed: "You don't need to carry it." ”

I kind of see it, no matter where these people come from, this time they have to play me to death, I never think that riding a horse to be a groom is any different from riding a horse to parade through the streets, anyway, ordinary people just watch a joke, they don't care whether you end up on the execution ground or into the cave... I think it's pretty much the same.

I said with a bitter face: "It's not close to this back and forth!" ”

Wu Sangui suddenly took out a map from his arms and put it on the projector, this is the game tool he played with Mulan, it was painted messily, Xiuxiu shouted: "Why is it full of circles and forks?" ”

People turned around, covered their mouths and laughed evilly, Xiuxiu asked Hua Rong inexplicably: "What are they laughing at?" Hua Rong was even more confused than her, and pulled Pang Wanchun next to her and said, "Did Xiuxiu say something wrong?" ”

Wu Sangui coughed twice in embarrassment, pointed to the map and said: "Judging from the map, Yucai is very close to Baozi's house, so our team can start from Yucai, grab Baozi and go back to the new house, and then take the car to the hotel." ”

Hua Mulan said: "You won't be so easy to get your hands on, I will build a line of defense in front of Baozi's house." ”

Wu Sangui pondered for a while and said, "Well, then there will be a battle here." "Saying that, they drew a cross at their house...

This will be opened, although I had to ride a horse to marry a bun, but finally solved a lot of things, from fruits, tobacco and alcohol to all kinds of small bits and pieces have someone in charge, in fact, think about it is not unlucky, after all, I rode a horse to marry Baozi, she only needs to sit in the sedan chair, if she rides a horse and I sit in the sedan chair, then I might as well die.

On the way back, I said to Master Li: "Cousin, my brother still has something to ask you to help with, your sister-in-law doesn't know about my purchase of a small villa, we still have to go back to the pawnshop first when we come out of their house, and I will surprise her in the end, so you still have to arrange the pawnshop." ”

Master Li smiled: "Understood." ”

I turned my face to Mulan again and said, "Sister, it's okay if you want to go against the grain and help the buns, but you have to keep the sedan chair secret for me." ”

Mulan: "... Yes. ”

"Then we'll have an offensive and defensive alliance!" I touched my chin and thought, in fact, it should be a good idea to let Wu Sangui also go undercover at Baozi's house, and help me open the door at a critical moment...