Marriage is a thing, probably people who have experienced it have a deep experience, it's not that women look at the right eye, go to get a certificate and then invite someone to have a meal, in fact, you have to go through a lot of unheard of trivial things, don't people say, men look at the pain but the two things that are actually happy are shit and sex, and the thing that looks happy is actually painful is marriage.

Fortunately, my little brother Qiang has a lot of friends, like some red ropes, red paper, tea cakes, etc., there are people to help with it, but there is one thing that others can't help, that is, taking wedding photos, many male compatriots may smile when they see this, yes, taking wedding photos is definitely the beginning of a long nightmare.

Women are born to love to take pictures, that's no way, especially when they are young, go out to play and you see, the cameras are all men, but the photos are all women, men love to shoot landscapes, and women like to stand between the mountains and rivers to let men shoot, thinking that Zhong Lingyuxiu can add some color to the world, in fact, many very beautiful landscape photos are because there is a grinning woman standing in it.

Baozi is quite restrained at this point, and going out to play and take pictures is mostly to replace the memory of carving "XX to visit here" on the tree, but this does not stop her frenzy when taking wedding dresses.

We chose a medium-priced one, but even so I still changed more than a dozen sets of clothes, in addition to the main wedding dress, I also had to shoot the landlord and the landlord's wife, the talented and beautiful woman, the life dress, and I had to make all kinds of grimaces, I was sometimes held by the bun and begged for mercy, sometimes I was an affectionate gentleman who proposed marriage, sometimes I was a May Fourth radical young man wearing a scarf and tortoiseshell glasses, and finally, the photographer dragged us under the murals of various backgrounds. We rolled on the Hulunbuir savannah, kissed in front of Nicaraguan waterfalls, flew on the bow of the Titanic...

At the end of the film, I was so tired that I collapsed in my chair. I really want the photographer to give me a picture like this, and let the bun lie on me, just call it "exhausted" picture, or just call it "widow's funeral".

If I were a photographer, I would invent a way to let the bride take pictures with a fake model, and finally photoshop the groom's head on the computer, which will definitely be very popular with the male compatriots. I really envy my father and mother's era, I have seen their wedding photos, and the second elder was still young at that time. All of them are reserved to poke their heads into the lens frame of the camera, not smiling, you have to hold it down to the side, you can't feel that it is a double photo, the current young line? Even if you cut a double photo into a single photo, you can't avoid having half an ear on your face, a mouth or something.

I finished taking a picture with Baozi. Holding hands and strolling down the street, I asked her, "Where do you want to go for your honeymoon when you get married?" ”

Baozi pouted and said, "Do we still have money?" ”

I also pouted: "When the money is there, I'm afraid that I won't have time at that time." ”

Baozi pouted again: "Virtue." Talking about yourself as if you were a big man. ”

I suddenly found that I really seemed to have become the kind of person who had no time when I had money, and after the pawnshop was gone, I would have to face all kinds of customers, and once I left, I really didn't know what would happen, if I didn't really want to take the buns out for a walk.

When I got home, Liu Bang and Feng Feng were also there, and they brought several heavy big boxes containing suits. That's to bring me and the second fool to wear the ground on our wedding day.

Jing Ke had already changed into a neat suit, let the labels on the cuffs hang down, and stood in front of the mirror looking forward to his life. Don't say it, don't look at it and don't know. The second fool's broad-shouldered and thin waist suddenly became energetic when he put on a suit, and I never found out that the fool was a handsome guy.

While trying on my own set, I quietly asked Master Li, "Do you think it's appropriate for me to wear this suit and ride a horse to get married?" ”

Master Li chuckled: "I have prepared it for you a long time ago." ”

I said, "What about your sister-in-law?" ”

Master Li glanced at me and said, "Don't worry about it. ”

Hua Mulan smiled: "I will help her bring the bun when I go the day before, but I have to keep it secret now." ”

We looked at the bun together, and when we saw her looking ignorant, we all shrugged our shoulders and smiled.

Baozi said inexplicably: "What are you doing, eating dirty things?" ”

I pulled Qin Shi Huang and said, "Brother Ying, you have to bring me a dong that day, especially those guests who came from our 'afar', you help me take care of them." ”

I don't think the fat man has been an emperor, and people are more easy-going, and those people will sell him more or less to save face, Qin Shi Huang smiled and said, "Okay." ”

At this time, Xiang Yu also returned, followed by a slender chick behind him... Zhang Bing.

This is the second time that Baozi Li Shishi and Zhang Bingdi have met since the last dinner party broke up, although Li Shishi already knew Zhang Bing's identity, but at first glance it was quite embarrassing, and no one greeted him first.

And the first thing Zhang Bing saw was Liu Bang, we know that Yu Ji was no stranger to Liu Bang when he moved to the north and south with Xiang Yu, and Yu Ji's death was basically because of the Chu and Han rivalries. Liu..."

Liu Bang also already knew about Zhang Bing, seeing her reaction, he hid behind the second fool, Xiang Yu smiled slightly, and said to Zhang Bing: "I have a grudge with him, call him big brother." ”

Zhang Bing called out lightly: "Brother Liu." ”

Liu Bang slowly moved out,

said: "Don't dare, don't dare, just call Liu Ji." ”

"Is Sister Hua here?" A crisp voice asked downstairs, and a little beauty climbed upstairs with some difficulty holding a big box, it was Ni Siyu.

My head sank, and it was a mess.

Hua Mulan claims that her name is Hua Muli, Ni Siyu has often come to me to play with her since she met this sister, and it can be seen that the little girl really likes the calm and firm temperament of Mulan, sometimes Xiang Yu is also there, and there is not much talk between the two people, but the little girl can secretly look at her big brother A few times seems to be very satisfied.

As soon as Ni Siyu went upstairs, he saw Xiang Yu for the first time, and said with a smile: "Big brother is also here." ”

Zhang Bing was originally four or five steps away from Xiang Yu, but suddenly she unconsciously stuck up, she put an arm into Xiang Yu's arm, and greeted with a smile: "Xiaoyu is coming?" ”

Although her action is very inconspicuous, who are the people present? The emperor and the traitors sold pirated land, who could not see her intentions, I was afraid that even the buns could see that Zhang Bing was playing a little trick. No matter how much Xiang Yu loved Yu Ji deeply, he also felt that something was wrong, and subconsciously flashed to the side, but Zhang Bingdi's hand was still on his arm.

Ni Siyu saw Zhang Bing at this time, and couldn't help but be stunned for a moment.

Zhang Bing smiled casually: "Xiaoyu, your eldest brother often talks to me about you." We didn't expect her words, and we all secretly speculated: Does Xiang Yu want to eat more and occupy more?

Zhang Bing continued: "Your eldest brother often murders me, and asks me to find a good boyfriend for you, otherwise you will not follow me." After speaking, he chuckled softly on Xiang Yu.

The room full of people looked at her delicate appearance, but no one thought she was cute, on the contrary, they were all cold, and even the old traitor Wu Sangui couldn't look at it a little, and tapped twice on the table with his hand.

"Oh, really?" Ni Siyu's face was calm, and after saying this, he suddenly turned to me, still with a brilliant appearance: "Hehe, Xiaoqiang, I heard that you are getting married, I came to give you a gift." ”

After my mind emptied for a moment, I snatched the box from her hand and said, "It's not big or small, I'll spank you." According to the tacit understanding, she beat me twice, and I found that she took the opportunity to lean on my shoulder socket for a while, and then smiled: "I wish you and Sister Baozi old age." ”

As she straightened up, I felt a little wetness in my shoulder socket.

After the little girl gave me a gift, she smiled at the people and said, "I still have training, I have to go back in a hurry, goodbye everyone." Saying that, she turned around and went downstairs, the inconvenience in her legs would be especially obvious when going up and down the stairs, everyone watched her limp down, Mulan was the first to react, and hurried a few steps and said, "I'll send her." ”

After Mulan left, we all turned our eyes to Xiang Yu, only to see that Xiang Yu's face was full of iron, and he didn't know if it was because of anger or disappointment, he shook his shoulders and shook Zhang Bing away, and said in a deep voice: "Ah Yu, I'll tell you once now, Xiaoyu is a poor child, I hope you can treat her like your own sister." It can be seen that the overlord of Chu is already trying his best to forbear, if it weren't for the fact that he didn't know what harsher words he would say in front of so many people, Xiang Yu is big, but he doesn't lack heart, so he naturally saw Zhang Bing's intentions.

Zhang Bing reluctantly smiled: "Am I not good to her?" ”

At the same time, Baozi wondered, "Who is Ah Yu?" ”

Master Li covered his mouth and smiled: "Ah Yu is only afraid that it is Brother Xiang's old good, so he called out without paying attention, Zhang Bing, don't be jealous." Everyone is cold again, she is obviously beating Zhang Bing with words and instigating Xiang Yu, I didn't expect Master Li to have such a mean side, it can be seen that she is really angry with Zhang Bing. It's embarrassing that this girl hates you but doesn't show it on her face, you look at that smile, it's more innocent than the bare-ass child with wings on a Western oil painting.

Women are not to be offended! Everyone remembers, it is said that women are tigers, that is fart, Wu Song killed a tiger king with three punches and two kicks, but in his life, when he met Yuan, he was not tied everywhere? Wu Sangui talked about charging and fighting, but when you mentioned Chen Yuanyuan to him, didn't he wilt? I'm Xiaoqiang, punching Duan Tianwolf, picking Lei Lao Si at night, don't I have to obediently shoot a wedding dress with Baozi?

Zhang Bing snorted, and seeing that everyone's eyes were coldly sweeping her, she had to say stupidly: "I still have something to do, so I'll go first." ”

Xiang Yu watched her go downstairs, hugged us and said, "Ah Yu and I have experienced too many twists and turns, and our hearts will inevitably change, so forgive me." With that, he sighed and chased after him.

Baozi looked left and right and couldn't understand it, and asked loudly: "What the hell is going on?" ”

I pulled her to my side and said, "Don't care, look at what Xiaoyu sent us." ”

I opened the box and saw that it was an extremely beautifully made large photo album, a wedding photo album, with a profound meaning, that is indeed the meaning of me and Baozi to be able to grow old and then look back on the past, just thinking back to Ni Siyu's infatuation, everyone was stunned.