Chapter 39: The Man Who Comes Closest to God

After Zhao Baimian walked to the crowd, he first glanced at Jing Ke who was surrounded inside, and then he patted the shoulder of the outermost ruffian, and when the guy turned around, he was stunned and said, "You ......"

"Smack!" Before he could say anything, Zhao Bai's face was slapped on the door in front of him, as if a five-in-a-row chess piece had been printed.

"!" The ruffian was furious, and slapped me, I gasped, and Zhao Bai's small body would have to be crippled if he received this slap.

But if you look closely, you will find that Zhao Baimian had already begun to lean over at the moment when the ruffian opened his palm, and when his hand waved over, Zhao Baimian had already half-squatted on the ground, and this time he passed over his head and hit him empty.

"Slap" Zhao Bai's face backhand is another beat on the other side of the ruffian's face also printed a chess ping, two beats drawn, this ruffian is actually a little frustrated, stunned and shook a few times, I saw the opportunity to follow the body to improve a bag and pour it down......

Zhao Baiyan looked down at him, then looked up at me, looking a little at a loss, and finally, he said to me very seriously: "Don't interfere. ”

Me: "......"

After saying this, he pinched the fly swatter and patted a gangster in the crowd, as soon as the gangster turned around - "pop", another chessboard face appeared, and then Zhao Bai's face slowly moved to the side, dodging the kick of the man, "pop", after the second stroke, a vegetative person in the activity was born.

It's strange that the person who was still furious after eating a pat immediately became slow and sluggish immediately after eating Zhao Bai's face for the second time, staggering around the yard like drunk, and no longer had the slightest attack power.

When Zhao Baimian successfully created the third vegetative person, the group of ruffians made an uproar, and immediately divided four or five people to deal with this fool, they kicked out a row of flying feet together, Zhao Baimian turned his back and ran away a few steps, and slowly turned back: "Papa", each of these people came to the face, and then turned his head to the side for no reason, and the fist of a ruffian was empty, "pop", and immediately became a vegetative person.

At this time, an extremely strange scene suddenly staged, I saw Zhao Bai's face go down to the cat's waist, and then jumped more than a foot high, I was inexplicable, a ruffian's sweeping legs swept under Zhao Bai's face......

You know why it's weird, right?

Under normal circumstances, A makes a sweep of the leg, and B jumps up and flashes, which is not surprising. But the current situation is: A is still standing upright, B suddenly jumps up, and then A makes a leg sweep as if to cooperate with B, like two clumsy martial arts actors filming.

But Zhao Baimian and the ruffian obviously don't know each other, so there is only one explanation: when the ruffian just thought that it was useless to use this trick, he was noticed by our Zhao fool......

Horror!

I stood stupidly and looked at it for a while, and then I realized one thing: the reason why Zhao Bai's face was slow was because his body was extremely weak, and any of these gangsters were much stronger than him, and I remember the first time I saw him, I almost thought of him as a ghost? If he hadn't known in advance what the other party was going to use, he wouldn't have been able to dodge even a punch.

But no matter how fast the bullet is, it won't turn, and if I knew what you were thinking before you shot you, you wouldn't want to hit me in your life.

In the same way, although Zhao Bai's face was slow like a cerebral thrombosis patient, he didn't punch or kick, but even so, his physical strength had decreased significantly, just two beats could stun a person, and now he had to take four or five strokes or even more, and then his beats could no longer pose a threat to people. Those who had begun to be beaten by him were dazed and stumbled in the courtyard with one foot at a time, and as soon as they fell, they fell down and passed out.

But that was enough, after he reimbursed six or seven people, Jing Ke was powerful, and he could beat the next one with one punch and kick, even so, there were still more people who found Jing Ke than Zhao Baimian. It's very simple, a stubborn general, he dares to face thousands of troops alone, but it is difficult for him to have the courage to face a shrew with a shrew holding a basin - Zhao Bai's weapon is too disgusting.

At this time, a few thugs finally remembered to pick up the stick from the side, it seemed that they were a little unprepared for this melee, they reminded Jing Ke this time, the second fool saw someone rushing up with a stick, looked left and right, touched the spoon on the pot, when the two sticks smashed down, the second fool waved the spoon with his hand, and the two sticks were cut off together......

The rest of the ruffians were terrified and stayed in the local area, and Xiao Liu shouted: "San'er, go and call someone!" ”

I was taken aback, I couldn't imagine that there were a few second bastards and reserves, and if there were such a dozen or twenty again, I wouldn't be able to deal with it anyway. I saw that the ruffian named San'er had run out half of his body, and suddenly screamed and fell back with his head in his hands, and from the door, Liu Bang walked back slowly with a table leg in his hand, it turned out that this kid didn't leave at all, and had been watching at the door.

San'er stumbled and just got up, and jumped out from behind Liu Bang, holding a strange-shaped and slender thing in both hands, and frequently slammed it on San'er's head, scolding: "Let you blackmail the old lady's money, let you call people ......" It was Liu Bang's folk concubine black widow Guo Tianfeng, and in an instant, there were rows of small bags on San'er's head, and the black widow finished her hatred, and kicked the weapon in her hand on her foot, which turned out to be a high heel.

At this moment, there were few gangsters who could fight anymore, and they jumped away together, shouting, "We won't fight." "What makes me cry and laugh is that Xiaoliu is actually inside, I first looked at the second fool, his clothes have been broken on his body, but the person is okay, the worst thing is the one who was pushed into the pot by him, all the exposed parts are boiled white and red, it looks delicious, and now he is wiping his tears with his pants in the corner.

I came to Xiaoliu and asked him, "Don't fight?" ”

He nodded vigorously.

I kicked him in the stomach: "Why did you go earlier?" I threw my bags at the ruffians again, and they crouched down in fright.

Jing Ke jumped in front of Zhao Bai's face a little angrily, grabbed his shoulder and said, "I've been waiting for you for so long, why didn't you come?" ”

Zhao Baiyan held the fly swatter and made a sword back sheath movement, and said blankly: "I didn't know you were waiting for me......"

I didn't know what these two fools were talking about, so I said, "Let's go." ”

Liu Bang shook his head at me, then walked up to Xiao Liu with a smile and said, "You embarrass me, who instructed you?" ”

His words immediately reminded me, according to what Liu Bang said, he and Xiaoliu have always played well, but why did they suddenly change their faces today, on the surface, they were in a hurry to lose and want to get back, but is it worth them to do this for a mere 2,000 yuan?

Xiao Liu stood up, covered his stomach and reluctantly smiled: "Brother Liu, I just want to make a joke with you......"

Liu Bang smashed Xiao Liu to the ground with a table leg, and the blood on his head quickly dyed Xiao Liu's white hair red, flowing on the ground, jumping like a little snake. Liu Bang held his stick and said with a smile: "Now that the joke has passed, let's say, who is it?" ”

I was cold, I didn't expect Liu Bang to turn his face and get worse, how could Xiaoliu say that it was not bad for him, he didn't beat or scold and gave watermelon to eat.

Xiao Liu lay on the ground and moaned: "Brother Liu, you spare me, I will return all your money to you." A thug on the side trembled and took out all the money that had been falsely accused of Liu Bang and the Black Widow and returned it to him.

Liu Bang took it and handed it to the black widow, threw away the stick, and just when everyone thought that the matter was finally over, Liu Bang moved the bench over, he gently pressed one of the stool legs on one of Xiao Liu's hands, and rode on it weakly, and said with a smile: "If you don't tell me again, I'll sit-"

The black widow finally couldn't look at it anymore, she pulled Liu Bang and said, "Forget it......"

Liu Bang opened her hand and said with a calm face: "Someone wants to harm me, don't you want me to die if you don't let me find out this person?" The Black Widow was stunned for a moment, and stood aside wordlessly.

Liu Bang turned his head and said fiercely: "Do you believe that I will break all the bones in your body inch by inch?" ”

…… Liu Bang is one of the more special emperors in Chinese history, from the moment he beheaded the White Snake Uprising, he was constantly besieged, then broke through, and then besieged again...... But none of them can really put him to death, which is related to his small background to be able to deal with the world with a low profile, but it also caused him to have a particularly keen habit of a sense of crisis, until later, the world was won by him, and the people who betrayed him were chopped into minced meat, Liu Bang can treat the world well, but he is extremely careful and vicious to the people around him, which is the opposite of Xiang Yu.

Liu Bang gradually increased his strength, Xiao Liu's face distorted in pain, and finally shouted: "Someone gave us 100,000 yuan to do this!" ”

Liu Bang immediately stopped and asked, "Who is it and how did you say it?" ”

β€œβ€¦β€¦ I've never seen it before, he directly threw us 100,000 yuan to let us do it. ”

"He didn't say why?"

"No ......" Xiao Liu just said a word, Liu Bang pressed the stool down again, Xiao Liu cried: "I remembered, he said that as long as you can attract someone named Xiaoqiang, the rest has nothing to do with us!" ”

"Really?" Liu Bang observed his words and saw that the few ruffians squatting at the base of the wall were looking at him in fear, so he asked, "Do you know about this?" ”

A few ruffians said in a mixed manner: "Yes." "It's true."

Liu Bang threw the stool and said to me, "It seems that this person is trying to deal with you." ”

I was taken aback, I didn't expect that there was still me here, and immediately thought that it was likely that the other party had fallen for the other party's plan to transfer the tiger away from the mountain, I hurriedly dialed the phone outside, whether it was at home, school or in the bar, I reported safety, and I immediately thought: In fact, I am not a tiger......

Liu Bang helped Xiaoliu up and said as if nothing had happened: "Now that you have money, I will come to play every day in the future." "But no one dares to take advantage of his stubble.

I am now full of question marks, thinking about things while leading the two fools and them out, as soon as I got out of the door, the black widow took a taxi by herself under the pretext that something was wrong, and what Liu Bang did just now obviously scared her, at least made her feel uncomfortable. After the black widow left, Liu Bang asked me, "Did I do something wrong just now?" If it's the woman surnamed Lu, she will definitely complain about my soft-heartedness. ”

I knew he was talking about Empress Lu, so I diverted the topic and said, "I heard that my sister-in-law is very beautiful?" ”

Liu Bang nodded and said, "It's okay......"

Then we all said in unison: "It's quite a bit of a gestureβ€”"

I laughed and said, "Sister-in-law is so windy, but why don't you like her?" ”

Liu Bang nodded thoughtfully: "It seems that I pay more attention to taste." ”

Me: "......"

After getting into the car, I turned back to Zhao Baimian and said, "Xiao Zhao, you have made a great contribution today." I suddenly noticed that the two fools were not as affectionate as before, and I asked Jing Ke, "What's wrong with you?" ”

The second fool said as if he was angry with someone: "It's all because he didn't come!" ”

I only shook my head and smiled bitterly at the answer to this donkey's lips and horses' mouth, as for why Zhao Baimian has a good kung fu, of course, I can't understand, but I thought about it Zhao Baimian doesn't seem to know much kung fu, he just can sense in advance what the other party is going to do, which reminds me of the sentence he often hangs on his lips: murderous!

Yes, I guess he may be able to perceive the murderous aura of others and avoid actions that are not good for him, but that's why it's so hard to explain scientifically, isn't there a saying that fools are the ones closest to God......

Who is thinking about the most now, who is willing to spend 100,000 yuan to hire a bunch of unruly thugs to deal with me? If he really treats me as an enemy to understand, he should know very well that a dozen ruffians can't cause me much trouble, maybe he does this to remind me that he knows my details very well, I have a lot of friends, why does he only target Liu Bang?

In this way, he really just played a malicious joke: the toad doesn't bite, it disgusts you.

(To be continued)