Chapter Thirty-Eight: Two Fools, Two Fools
Now there is only one way left, that is, to find a staircase to go down together, it is best not to hurt face - if not, then I am afraid it will not hurt face, I really have no bottom for Jing Ke, not to mention a cumbersome Zhao Bai face.
I said, "Well, didn't you just play 21 o'clock, I'll play with you, how about winning or losing?" ”
Xiao Liu was puzzled: "A handful? ”
I said, "Since it's a gamble, it depends on luck, is it possible to win 10,000 and 5,000?" ”
Xiao Liu thought for a while and said, "You already owe me 1 million, what if you lose again?" ”
"That's simple, I'll give you 2 million."
Xiaoliu looked me up and down: "Do you have so much money?" ”
I smiled profoundly, "You probably don't know me, do you?" ”
"Who are you?"
A junior next to Xiao Liu lowered his body and said in his ear: "This person looks really familiar, as if he has been on TV." ”
Xiao Liu turned his head to look at him: "Legal program, right?" ”
I put my face up while the iron was hot and said, "Take a good look at me." ”
The kid finally recognized me: "It looks like the Sanda King!" ”
I'm so proud, I said, I can't get nothing out of playing for so long.
Xiao Liu stared at me and said suspiciously, "The Sanda King is not ......," but he immediately suddenly said, "You are the one who knocked Duan Tianwolf and vomited blood with one punch!" ”
As soon as these words came out, everyone, including Xiaoliu, moved back and looked at me vigilantly.
I seemed to smile generously: "They all came out to mix, they should take care of each other, I took the people away first, and we will have dinner another day." ”
Xiaoliu's eyes finally returned to my bag, and he said ruthlessly: "That's not what you say, we have our rules, so let's do it, didn't you say you want to gamble with me, okay, if you win, don't say anything, it doesn't matter if you lose, how about leaving this bag?" ”
Damn, bad luck fell on this brick, but my name as the "Sanda King" has played a role, and Xiaoliu has already taken a step back.
I pulled out my phone and pretended to read a text message and said, "Let's start then." A thug next to him asked vigilantly, "What are you doing?" ”
I glared back at him, "What can I do?" If I want to call someone, I will call it a long time ago. He thought about it and shrank back.
Xiao Liu collected all the cards on the table and threw them in front of me: "You wash it, or don't worry about changing it to a new one." ”
I threw the card directly to the dealer next to me: "No problem." "Because I saw Liu Bang nodding at me slightly, I knew that these people probably wouldn't be ghosts.
The dealer shuffled and shuffled the cards, Dunqi looked at Xiao Liu, Xiao Liu pointed at me and said, "Brother Qiang is a guest, come first." ”
The dealer threw a card in front of me, I grabbed it to see that it was a square piece 8, and the little six also took one, because it was said that a good hand would win or lose, and there was no need to increase the size, the second card was sent down directly, it was a 9 of hearts, so that I had 17 points, and now it was best to come to a 4 to make me a king 21 points, but in case of a 4 or more, it will become a waste card.
After each of the two cards was in hand, the dealer asked me, "Do you want more?" ”
I don't dare to open my mouth casually, only A, 2, 3, 4 are useful to me, which means that only 16 of the 52 cards after the two kings are harmless to me, this probability is ...... Well, it's pretty small anyway.
I pretended to think, and unconsciously used a mind-reading technique at Xiaoliu - what do you think I am doing with my mobile phone, I don't need to read mind-reading for gambling, then I will really become two.
Xiaoliu is thinking: At 15 o'clock, I have to ask for one.
But knowing this information is useless to me, and what I need to know most now is what the next card in the dealer's hand is, which is difficult, because if you don't fake it, even the dealer himself doesn't know.
At this moment, I suddenly found that the dealer's hand holding the card was very casually propped on the table, so that the bottom card of the card was exposed, but I and Xiaoliu could not see anyone, and the street gangsters dealt cards, are used to pick the bottom one with their fingers, I looked along the radiation angle of the card, hey, there is a gangster just two eyes straight to look at the cards.
That's welcome? After getting the answer I wanted, I said to the dealer, "I want it." "And then I got an ace, and the only extra bit of information was that it was a plum blossom.
Now I have 18 points and the winning side is in the upper middle.
Xiao Liu didn't hesitate to ask for another one, and then put the card on the table with a little joy, and said loudly: "I don't want it." Then he stared at me with victory in his hand. The dealer asked me again, "Do you want more?" "That's when I finally realized that I had made a fatal mistake: mind reading should have been reused at a critical moment, and the last card should have been risked to be played.
The whole audience is looking at me, two of the 3 mind readers have been used, and according to the law that you can't use it twice on the same person, I don't even know what the card is for Xiaoliu, and it shouldn't be smaller than 18 points to look at him, but it's also possible that he has blown the card so he's cheating me and wants to drag me to death together.
The dealer's hand is still curled upside down, and the gangster can still see the hole cards, but I can't get information from him now.
I thought about the delay in responding for a long time, and the dealer said impatiently, "Do you want it anymore?" My hand trembled, and I dialed out again at the gangster's mobile phone, and I inadvertently swept it, and found that another row of words appeared on the screen: Why is it an A?
I looked at him in amazement and saw that he was staring intently at his hole cards. I knocked on the table and said, "I want more." All the ruffians sighed lightly, and the possible surname of the 4-card bust was already very large.
When the card came to me, I was excited: it was an ace.
At 19 points, the winning side is much bigger, according to the general law, the possible surname that is going to be exploded is also doubled, and the dealer asked me with the cards in his hand: "Do you still want it?" ”
Do you want to look at it first - not at the cards in your hand, of course, but through the dealer's hole cards through the gangster.
Because I already know that my mind reading technique has been automatically upgraded: it can be used 5 times a day and can be used on the same person.
That poor bastard didn't know that he was acting as my accomplice, and his brain structure should only be slightly more complicated than Jing Ke's, because the phone quickly showed what he was thinking: it couldn't be such a coincidence, could it? As a rule of thumb, the simpler the mind-reading technique, the faster it will react when it is used, like the second fool, and the ellipsis on the display is faster than the computer without a network cable showing "network connection failed".
Based on the display, I guess the dealer's hole card is another ace!
"I still want it."
At this time, the ruffians stirred, and Xiao Liu said coldly: "You don't want to go back the rest of the cards to delay time, right?" ”
This card to come back is 20 points, to be in the usual time has been counted as benevolent to the righteous and moral perfection, but since I have a money inside line and there is a chance of course not to miss, with the naked eye can see that the bastard looked at the hole cards in a daze, he was thinking: I, there is such a thing?
I can't believe that the next card will be aces, and I even wonder if the bastard already knows that someone can see through his mind and deliberately scare me, which of course is impossible.
This time I reached out to the dealer and said, "Give me another one." ”
Xiaoliu warned me with a calm face: "If I open the cards and let me find out that you have exploded, don't blame me for being unkind to you." ”
I took the last card and threw it on the table with the one in my hand and said, "21." "I turned over the cards of Xiaoliu easily: 7, 8, 5, 20 points, no wonder he just smiled so brightly (about 21 points, different ways to play, but there are very detailed regulations in the link of the card, like Xiaoqiang's approach is unlikely in reality, do not delve into it, let alone imitate!) )。
I picked up my bag and said to Liu Bang and the Black Widow to go, how I wished I could just walk out peacefully. But it turns out that the sky is always unsatisfactory -
"Stop!" Xiaoliu's nose is not a nose, and his face is not a face to draw my card: "6 cards made up 21 points, you didn't make a thousand mistakes, I'll pull your head off and give it to you!" ”
I turned around and said, "The cards and the people are yours, what else do you want?" ”
Xiao Liuyi slapped the table: "Anyway, you can't get out of this door!" ”
I looked up to the sky and laughed: "Do you still want to do it with me?" ”
Xiao Liu was stunned, and immediately said arrogantly: "What about the Sanda King? I don't believe you alone can bring down all of us on the 20th. ”
I smiled faintly and confidently pointed behind me: "I still have two brothers...... and then look back, there is no one!
Then I heard a voice under my feet say, "Did you say it was dead?" ”
Another voice: "Dead ......"
I looked down and saw the weirdest scene in the book so far!
I saw Zhao Baimian squatting down, holding his legs with his hands, putting his head on his knees, and was engrossed in observing a dead bee on the ground, Jing Ke simply knelt on the ground, supporting the ground with both hands, and staring at the dead bee.
Not only was I stunned, everyone present was stunned, it was really weird, two men who were 60 years old together, pouting their butts to observe the bees, and Jing Ke looked so majestic - this feeling has been detached from the ridiculous and funny level, but the cold, when Ling Hu Chong saw the undefeated embroidery in the East, it must have been this feeling!
The two fools didn't notice the changes in the outside world at all, Zhao Baimian picked up two straw sticks and picked up the dead bee, and said, "Put it next to the ant hole, and there will be a bunch of ants in a while." ”
Jing Ke: "Hmm......"
I collapsed in an instant, I really couldn't stand it, I knew that we were going to go, and I was going to burp when I was done with the game, and I was going to kick the world with two feet - I immediately changed my look, and said to Xiaoliu with a hippie smile: "Actually, I have ...... in this bag"
Before I finished speaking, a thug kicked Jing Ke on the ass with a smile and scolded, "It turned out to be two stupid B." ”
Jing Ke patted his buttocks, looked back, raised his face along the legs, hooked the gangster with his severely astigmatistic eyes, and asked, "You kicked me?" ”
The thug was also a little stared at at the moment, and said, "Yes...... I. ”
Very abruptly, Jing Ke jumped up violently and put his shoulders against the stomach of the gangster to fly him up, there was a big soup pot boiling wonton in the corner of the yard, and with a plop this bastard was planted in the soup pot, he sat in it half a person, shaved his hands and feet twice, and let out a heart-rending howl, Jing Ke stood on the side, tilting his head and waist to watch him happy.
Zhao Baiyan looked up, laughed twice, and continued to look at the bees......
The scene continues to be eerie......
In such a situation, no one thought to pull the kid in the soup pot, and they all looked at it blankly. The kid screamed while holding the pot with both hands and wanted to jump out, seeing that it was successful, Jing Ke made up for it just right, it seems that this person is not familiar with him, and he will not give up.
This finally aroused public indignation, and a ruffian closest to Jing Ke punched Jing Ke's waist and eye, Jing Ke didn't say a word, turned around and punched him in the face, and in an instant I saw that this person's face was crooked, and blood spots were flying sideways mixed with a few stars of broken jade-that was about two-thirds of the teeth in his mouth.
This is the first time I've seen Jing Ke make a move, the second stupid ruthless, absolutely the only one I have seen in my life, I have always forgotten his true identity: he is a killer.
I had a bottom in my heart, looked at Xiao Liu with a smile, raised the bag in my hand and said, "You want this?" ”
Maybe my laughter confused him, and he thought I was going to pay for something, so he reached out and said, "Bring it." ”
"Give!" I swung the bag round, and then looked at the place where my bag passed, Xiao Liu's hand had been smashed and twitched like two old ginseng, and it turned out that it was irrational to use my hand to catch the flying bricks, even if the brick was still wrapped in a piece of skin.
My bag is not an ordinary bag, the general bag to be so strapped, long ago broken, about the mystery of this bag, there is a poem said: small strong brick bag, bun hand line. Before leaving, I am afraid that I will return late.
This time there was a sudden chaos, and there were seven or eight ruffians who overreacted to Jing Ke to start fighting, and the fists like raindrops fell all over his body, but the two fools were not shocked, and returned them one by one slowly, if you want to accurately describe the two fools, then it can only be said that he is between Hu Sanniang and Zhu Gui, ruthless, spicy, if you can hide from the oncoming fists, you can hide, and if it is inconvenient to hide, you can still return it, look at his body, it should not be a problem to deal with those people.
My idea is to capture the thief and capture the king first, but Xiaoliu, this kid is more slippery than a fish, shaking his hands and sneaking behind the crowd, I grabbed the bag and chased after it, just bumped into the two gangsters head-on, rolled up his arms and sleeves to do something with me, I shouted: "Who dares?" ”
The name of the Sanda King is not blown, and I shouted so vigorously (I can't see it), the two gangsters hurriedly shrank back, but this caused a burden on Jing Ke: nearly 20 people formed a circle, and no one would rather wait than come forward to challenge me, and I didn't dare to go over easily, once I was surrounded, I, the Sanda King, had to be exposed.
In this way, the situation is critical again, if the second fool can't bear it, we all have to explain here, and now we can only desperately, I shouted at Liu Bang and the black widow: "You lead Xiao Zhao to go first." "With that, I checked the bricks and prepared to launch a suicidal assault.
Liu Bang pushed the black widow out first, and then pulled up Zhao Baimian who was squatting on the ground and ran out, after Zhao Baimian got up, he found that Jing Ke was gone, he said "Huh", and found that Jing Ke had fallen into the enemy formation, Zhao Baimian broke away from Liu Bang, looked left and right, and picked up a handful casually...... The fly swatter slowly walked over.
I shouted, "Xiao Zhao, come back!" ”
But it was too late......
(To be continued)