"It's okay, it's still half." Shangguan Nengren wiped the bottle clean with a rag, turned his head and asked Beibei: "Beibei, can you drink some more?" ”

Xiang Beibei smiled stiffly, frowned, glanced at Zhang Tingting, and said lightly: "Someone is dirty, how can you drink it?" ”

"Uh......"

"Xiang Beibei, who do you say is dirty!?" Zhang Tingting couldn't hear Xiang Beibei pointing at Sang and scolding Huai, her angry willow eyebrows were upside down, and she was about to fight her alone with her while grabbing the mop.

"I didn't say you! You can't sit in the right seat! Smiling at Beibei's eyes narrowed into a slit.

Zhang Tingting is too tender, how can she be the opponent of Xiang Beibei's poisonous tongue, she was almost choked with a word.

Shangguan was able to cry and laugh: "Two eldest sisters, give some face!" You're happy, but I can't stand it anymore. ”

Every time, every time, every time, why do you quarrel endlessly every time! The competent man is about to cry.

"Hehe, okay, our powerful people have spoken, and I won't be like her." To be a woman, you always have to be measured, Xiang Beibei has done a good job in this regard, and in one sentence, she can make Shangguan people have more face.

"Humph! I don't have the time to quarrel with someone! Zhang Tingting also sold face, and after wiping the floor clean, she ran back to her seat and took a math book, and slapped it on the table of the functional person: "Powerful man, tell me about it." ”

Hum! Vixen, don't think you're the only one working hard, I won't lose to you.

"Uh...... Sister, I haven't finished eating yet! Shangguan Nengren took half a piece of bread and said weakly.

“……”

Zhang Tingting glared at him fiercely: "Don't eat it yet!" ”

"Hey!" The competent man stuffed the bread into his mouth.

"Hehe, very obedient!" Xiang Beibei's gloomy laughter exuded a chill.

Shangguan was frightened.

"Uh...... Not...... Ahem...... "Bread card's throat widened.

"Hiccup-hiccup-hiccup-" The face is purple, and I want to ...... I'm going to die...... Xiang Beibei's complexion changed, Zhang Tingting's eyes were quick, and she grabbed the drink bottle from Beibei first, stuffed it into the mouth of the competent person, and the juice rushed into her throat.

"Ahem...... cough cough cough ...... "Finally rushed down."

Shangguan Nengren's face gradually returned to normal, and he let out a sigh and wiped the sweat on his face: "Uh...... Almost died. ”

Xiang Beibei squinted his eyes at Zhang Tingting, and smiled: "The reaction is very fast!" Thank you. ”

"Thank you, you don't have to." Zhang Tingting threw the empty drink bottle into the back trash can and accurately entered the hole: "If the powerful person chokes to death, I won't be able to find the person to tutor." ”

Picked up the math book and sat in the front row, lowered his head, and read the book intently, but for some reason, two red clouds gradually appeared on his face.

Why?

Xiang Beibei smiled slightly, took the hand of the competent person, and said softly, "Are you okay?" ”

"It's fine." Shangguan Nengren shook his head and said with a wry smile: "Just don't scare me next time, fortunately there is still some drink left, otherwise I would really be the first person in the world to be choked to death." ”

"Hehe, don't worry, even if you don't have a drink, it doesn't matter." smiled at Beibei.

"Uh...... Why? Shangguan was stunned: "Is there any other way?" ”

"There are many ways!" Zhang Tingting in the front row raised her head and looked at the competent person like an idiot: "The easiest thing is to run out of the classroom immediately, turn right, the bathroom is only five meters away from the classroom, as long as you are not a snail, you will definitely be able to drink water before choking to death." ”

There is a special water pipe for washing in the bathroom, although it is not hygienic, but it can be drunk directly.

"Uh...... Also. "Shangguan can scratch his head, it's really strange, it's so good to study, and his brain is easy to use, why can't he pay attention to these small details?

Shangguan thought about it, and suddenly found that it was not that he couldn't notice, but that in front of the two ice and snow smart and even some strong school girls, he habitually pulled his IQ back to the state of hard pressure he once had.

But leaving the two school flowers, when facing Liu Yilan's little Lori, he can play 100% of his IQ normally.

People are like this, even if the ability is very strong, in the face of the people who have been afraid before, they will always feel that they are not confident enough, if they want to get rid of this psychological shadow, the only way is to press the person who has been afraid to the ground and beat them, so that they can understand that the other party is just like this, and it is not at all as strong as imagined.

But it's a pity that Shangguan is facing two school flowers, no matter how muddy he is, it is impossible for him to press the two school flowers to the ground and beat them violently...... Well, if it's another kind of violent beating...... Xiang Beibei smiled slightly: "That's right, but even if there is not a drop of water yuan within a radius of a hundred miles, you won't choke to death." ”

"Uh......" The competent person was stunned, and his heart was shocked: Beibei, do you know that I can spell and conjure water?

"Don't talk nonsense about that way, isn't it a shame?" Zhang Tingting blushed and opened her mouth to stop.

"What?" Shangguan Nengren's face was full of doubts: "What do you mean?" Lose whom? ”

Xiang Beibei's eyes narrowed, and he smiled: "So you know!" I'm underestimating you. ”

"Humph!" Zhang Tingting pursed her lips disdainfully: "Don't think too highly of yourself, you fox spirit, there are more people in the world who are smarter than you." ”

"Uh...... It's unlikely! "Shangguan people think that it is really unlikely to find someone smarter than Xiang Beibei in modern times, if you find a few from ancient times, such as Jiang Ziya, such as Zhang Liang, such as Zhuge Liang...... Xiang Beibei smiled slightly: "Fortunately, maybe there are people in the world with a higher IQ than me, but whether I can give full play to my IQ depends on the environment and opportunities I am in, and I think I will not lose to anyone in this regard." ”

"Humph! Less arrogant. Zhang Tingting clasped her hands to her chest and pursed her lips disdainfully: "Don't forget, you have already lost to me in the exam results, even if you don't talk about me, the powerful person is also a moat that you can't overcome." ”

"Uh...... Ahem, over the prize, over the prize. Shangguan was grinning, smiling like a chrysanthemum blooming.

Zhang Tingting: "......"

Xiang Beibei: "......"

"What an easy man to satisfy!" ×2 smiled at Beibei: "Yes! In terms of learning, I may never be able to compare to the mighty people, but in other aspects...... Hehe......"

If it's a conspiracy...... "Cut!" Who is taller than you? Zhang Tingting stood up, raised her head with her chest straight, and had a smug look on her face: "Xiang Beibei, stand up and compare!" ”

Xiang Beibei: "......"

Although Zhang Tingting was jokingly called Xiao Zhenzi by Shangguan Nengren, her height of 1.65 meters is already very good among girls, in comparison, Xiang Beibei, who is 1.6 meters tall, is much more ordinary, compared to height, Xiang Beibei was defeated.

There was an extra black line on his face, he took a breath at Beibei, slowly spit it out, glanced at Zhang Tingting's chest, and smiled slightly: "For women, it's good to have the right height, but the chest is ...... Hehe......"

Xiang Beibei straightened his chest, seventeen-year-old Xiang Beibei, preliminary identification, a little cow.

Zhang Tingting had three black lines on her face, and she looked down at her chest, although she was relatively large in her age, she was compared to Xiang Beibei...... Defeat fiasco!

"Huh...... Hehehe......" Zhang Tingting smiled coldly: "What is the big breasts, for women, the proportion of the body is the real priceless gold, compared to the figure ...... Hehehe......"

Xiang Beibei has another black line on her face, although her breasts are very plump, but in a comprehensive comparison of her figure, she is slightly inferior to Zhang Tingting in the golden ratio.

In the third game, the figure, Xiang Beibei was defeated.

"Hehe......" narrowed his eyes to Beibei, and smiled a little darkly: "It is indeed important to have a good figure, but for a woman, after all, she has to shoulder the heavy responsibility of reproducing the next generation, so whether the butt is big enough and whether it is round enough is a very important consideration, compared to the buttocks...... Hehe......"

Xiang Beibei is not only confident in her breasts, but also in her buttocks, if many women bend over and lift their buttocks, no matter how good the hip shape is, it will not be too ugly, but if they stand up straight, many women's buttocks can't be seen at all.

And Xiang Beibei stood up straight, his buttocks were still plump and straight, like a peach, there is a beautiful buttocks competition in Western countries, and if Xiang Beibei participates, at least it is the level of the top three.

In comparison, although Zhang Tingting's hips are also very beautiful, she ...... It's too small.

Because of the proportions of the body, Zhang Tingting's ass is very small, and all the pants can show the most perfect effect when worn on the body, with large breasts, thin waist, small buttocks, and slender legs, this is the most perfect golden ratio, but the disadvantage of a small ass is that it is much more difficult and dangerous than a woman with a big ass when giving birth.

A woman with a big butt is easy to give birth to a child, and the possibility of a safe mother and child is greater, while a woman with a small butt often has a mother and child death in ancient times.

But caesarean section has its natural disadvantages, first of all, the normal birth of the child, in the mother's womb, through the genitals in the process of coming to this world, will be squeezed by the genitals, so that the child's somewhat cracked brain bones are closed together, so that the child will be smarter, not easy to get sick, and the mother who gave birth naturally is easier to recover, and the milk production is normal.

In the case of a pregnant woman who has a caesarean section, although the child is not much different, and the brain bones can be slowly aggregated the day after tomorrow, the postoperative recovery of the pregnant woman is very slow, and because the caesarean section does not conform to the laws of nature, there will be some minor problems in milk production.

All things considered, women with big butts are more suitable for giving birth and breeding, and they are the first choice for inheritance, and even in modern times, there are many mothers-in-law who look at their daughters-in-law, the first thing to look at is whether the butt is big enough, and women with big butts are better to give birth to, and the whole family does not have to suffer when giving birth.

The fourth competition, butt, Zhang Tingting's butt is small, it is difficult to give birth, Xiang Beibei's ass is big and beautiful, an absolutely good woman, Xiang Beibei vs Zhang Tingting, a complete victory!

Zhang Tingting was ashamed and angry, her face was red, and she raised her hand and pointed at Beibei: "You...... You...... Shame on you! ”

"Shameless? Hehe......" smiled at Beibei: "I'm just expounding a fact, is it possible to say that a woman with a small ass like you is also suitable for childbirth?" ”

"What's wrong with a small ass? Only when the ass is small can you wear the line of the pants! ”

"Hehe, it's not good to give birth."

"A small ass makes a better figure!"

"Hehe, it's not good to give birth."

"Ass ......"

"Hehe......"

Listening to the red-faced arguments between the two major school flowers and the issue of birth and rearing, the competent man covered his face with his hands: Oh my God! I want to have a baby and go home and give birth! This is the school!

(To be continued)