Chapter 22: Do You Want to Feed Me Like a Piglet?

The two school girls have been arguing about the size of their buttocks and the issue of birth and rearing, and they didn't come to a conclusion until the bell rang for the evening self-study, and it wasn't until she sat in her seat and listened to the math teacher's lecture that Zhang Tingting came back to her senses.

Turning her head to look at Xiang Beibei, who was smiling and receiving guidance from a competent person, Zhang Tingting vomited blood.

Finished! It's time for this sassy fox!

The good counseling time was ruined by Xiang Beibei, Zhang Tingting hated to touch the wall with her head and committed suicide to thank the world.

Xiang Beibei felt something, glanced at Zhang Tingting, and saw Zhang Tingting vomiting blood with Nawawa, and couldn't help but smile slightly: Hehe, if you are more conspiracy...... What a terrible woman.

At the end of the first evening self-study, Zhang Tingting ran over with a math book, no matter what she said to Beibei, she didn't pay attention to it anymore, and tried to ask the functional people for knowledge points that they didn't understand, and the functional people also noticed that Zhang Tingting was pitted by Beibei, and smiled bitterly in her heart, so she could only cheer up and explain to her, but it was a pity that there were only ten minutes between classes, and the class bell rang just after talking about a difficult application.

The second section is English time, English is Zhang Tingting's strong point, probably just listen to it, and the rest of the time can think more about math problems.

Xiang Beibei is not good, although her English is not bad, but it is much worse than Zhang Tingting, especially in terms of listening, this is no way, sometimes Chinese is fast and I can't understand it! Not to mention the exotic bird language.

The worst thing is that there is no standard pronunciation of bird language at all, just like many local dialects spoken in many parts of the country, although the meaning is the same meaning, but the pronunciation is completely different.

There is still a standard Mandarin pronunciation in Chinese, but not English!

In the United Kingdom, there are different accents such as London accents, Scottish accents, Welsh accents, etc., and in the United States, there are also Denver accents, Miami accents, Los Angeles accents, etc.

Therefore, it is not unreasonable for Chinese students to rank first in the world in the written English test, but the first to last in the listening test. What else can I do as a student?

It's like letting a Beijing person listen to Shanghainese, and he can understand that it is a master.

That's pretty good, if the people in Beijing listen to Cantonese...... All right! It's like learning French all over again and starting all over again!

The Upper Functionale has a decathlon cheat, and its English accent can be flexibly changed with different intonations.

For example, Shangguan is a language genius who is proficient in various languages, and when he meets Qilu people, he can speak Qilu dialect, Yan Zhao people can speak Yan Zhao dialect, Kansai people can speak Kansai dialect when he meets Kansai people, and he can speak dead people...... Chanting is excessive.

It's that strong.

Under the guidance of Shangguan people, Xiang Beibei has made a lot of progress in listening, at least the pronunciation of some words may appear in different pronunciations, all of which have been explained by Shangguan people, for example, such as the Chinese character 'I', Mandarin is 'I', but there are also many different dialect pronunciations, such as 'I', 'even', '喃', etc., at this time you have to understand through your own understanding of different local languages.

In this regard, the Shangsheng people emphasized again and again, and benefited Bei Bei a lot.

Many people do things they don't like, they will feel that time flies very slowly, but if they do what they like, but they feel that time flies very quickly, this is a problem of mentality, just like the current students, students who don't have the heart to study, always feel that the time in school is very slow, but the students who are obsessed with learning will feel that time flies too fast, and there are still many knowledge that has not been learned and ended.

In the past, although Xiang Beibei didn't feel that the school time was too slow, she also felt that school was a very boring place, but now, Xiang Beibei felt that school was really a good place, with the people she liked by her side every day, what she didn't understand, and the people she liked could also explain to her, happy and happy, it was really beautiful.

A math book smashed on the table, Zhang Tingting pulled over the stool and sat down: "Almighty, tell me about it quickly, I still don't understand." ”

Xiang Beibei sighed in his heart, that is, there is someone who is too much of an eyesore.

Ten days passed quickly, and in these ten days, Shangguan was very happy every day, and at the same time a little tired.

I get along with Xiang Beibei from morning to night every day, and I am really happy, but as soon as I get out of class, I am smashed on my head by Zhang Tingting with a bunch of questions, and I don't even have time to go to the toilet.

Teaching Xiang Beibei in class, teaching Zhang Tingting after class, from early to night, Shangguan Nengren felt that he was not a student at all, but a tutor, or the kind of hard-pressed tutor who did not have a dime salary.

The benefits are not nothing, since discussing the size of the butt and the issue of birth and raising with Xiang Beibei, Zhang Tingting has never quarreled with Xiang Beibei, and she didn't even say a word, although there is nothing wrong with being quiet, but this is too clean, and she is a little unaccustomed to being clean.

The human heart is insufficient!

Aside from going to school, Shangguanyi's advertising and decoration store is also preparing to open, Liu Yilan's second uncle's work has already been done, I heard that Liu Yilan's second uncle is very satisfied, and because of the relationship between the relatives, Liu Yilan's second uncle is very righteous to help Shangguanyi take some odd jobs, although he doesn't earn much, he also earned more than 2,000 in ten days.

Before the store was officially opened, there was such a kind of income, and Shangguanyi became more and more determined in his belief in starting his own business.

At present, the store has not opened, not that the preparations have not been done, but that the business license of the Industrial and Commercial Bureau has not been approved, and the moths of these departments, if you don't send some benefits, it is impossible to get a certificate for you soon~ pieces, Shangguanyi is an upright person, and he hates this kind of gift and dinner, so although he has run several times in these days, he has always received a reply with the word 'waiting', which makes Shangguanyi very angry.

…… On Sunday, after another exam in the morning, seeing Zhang Tingting coming over with a few books, Shangguan was able to cry and laugh: "Senior class leader, you spare me!" During this time, I will just give you a lecture, I can easily win this half-day vacation, you can do well, give me this half-day to live! ”

Before the Mid-Autumn Festival and National Day holidays, King Yama said that all the four-week holidays in October would be canceled and tutoring would be strengthened, but after the end of Sunday afternoon last week, Shangguan people couldn't stand it, and the cars and motorcycles had to be oiled and maintained! They are so hard to force students to turn around, which is really deceiving!

Shangguan Nengren found King Yama and asked that he must be given half a day off on Sunday, otherwise the lord would not serve.

King Yama also expects that the competent person will have a good time in the college entrance examination, how can he disobey this small requirement, not to mention the current results of the above functional people, even if he does not come to school every day, there is no problem, as long as he is present during the exam.

It's just a half-day holiday, and the king of Yama waved his hand and approved it!

But only the competent people were approved, and the other students were forced to go to class as usual, and one of them didn't want to run!

Today is the first half-day holiday that Shangguan people have won, but Zhang Tingting is so bad that Shangguan people really can't stand it.

"Then go to your house!" Zhang Tingting opened her mouth and went to the bunker.

"What are you talking about!?" Shangguan opened his eyes, but Xiang Beibei's eyes narrowed.

"Humph!" Zhang Tingting's face was a little red, and said: "I said to go to your house for tutoring, anyway, you won't go to class in the afternoon, I want to seize the last bit of time at noon, and when the time comes, I will go to school by myself, and I can do whatever you want!" ”

Shangguan Nengren fell headlong on the table, and tears were about to fall: "You don't even give me this little time?" You're so ruthless! ”

"Don't be wordy, if you don't tutor Xiang Beibei during class, I won't look for you after class." Zhang Tingting glanced at Bei Bei with an unhappy face.

"Uh......" Shangguan can't cry or laugh, the senior class leader, can you talk about it, Bei Bei is my future second ~ milk, who will I not help her? But you'll only squeeze me, and you won't even eat a mouthful of millet.

Xiang Beibei smiled and hugged him behind the competent person, kissed his lips lightly on his cheek, and smiled: "We are in this relationship, and it is our duty to help me, but what about you?" Hehe, class leader, you forcibly occupy his spare time, but you didn't pay any price, you can't say it! ”

"Uh......" The sensual man touched the place where he was kissed, and his face was full of intoxication.

Zhang Tingting was ashamed and angry: "You vixen, this is the school!" Don't corrupt the campus atmosphere! ”

"Hehe, compared to your gratuitous and gratuitous exploitation of labor, what is my little thing?" Xiang Beibei's chest was tightly attached to the back of the competent person, and he rubbed it lightly a few times, although he was separated by clothes, he couldn't resist the current of the numb crisp, and the competent person's face was suddenly like a heavy jujube, a pillar of optimus.

"You...... You...... I ......" Zhang Tingting was speechless angrily, and finally stomped her little feet and ran out of the classroom angrily.

After all, she ignored this matter, and she couldn't fight for Xiang Beibei, so she could only retreat strategically and make plans again.

There was no one in the way, Xiang Bei also let go of his hand, gathered his ears and temples, and smiled: "Okay, I'll help you drive her away, how can you thank me?" ”

"Uh......" Shangguan turned to look at Xiang Beibei unsatisfied, and coughed dryly: "That...... Shall I make a promise to each other? ”

"Hehe, it's not good." Xiang Beibei smiled and waved his hand gently.

A trace of loss flashed in Shangguan Nengren's eyes, and he forced a smile: "Then come to my house at noon!" I cook it myself. ”

After that agreement ten days ago, Shangguan people would bring lunch boxes to school every day, and when Xiang Beibei ate it for the first time, he was shocked by Shangguan's cooking skills.

Compared to the first time I ate at Shangguan Neng's house, the food tasted obviously better, it could be said to be delicious, even worse than the chef of Shangri-La.

That day, Xiang Beibei had a hard time eating, and from then on, in addition to lunch, Xiang Beibei had to prepare breakfast and dinner by a competent person, and correspondingly, Xiang Beibei also promised to allow a competent person to kiss her once after school every day, but only for kissing, and not to move hands and feet.

Shangguan can't refuse, in order to be able to taste Xiang Beibei's sweet lips every day, he can only cheer up his spirit and make two meals in the morning and evening, that is, after ten days, Xiang Beibei seems to have gained a little fat, and his face is a little rounder than before.

As soon as she heard that Shangguan had to cook for her even at noon, Xiang Beibei was very happy, but thinking that she had gained three pounds of weight in ten days, she smiled slightly bitterly: "Do you want to feed me as a piglet?" ”

(To be continued)