Chapter Eighty-Seven: If I Love You, I Will Be You

After Jin Shaoyan went in, there was no more sound, we looked at each other, as if smiling, Liu Bang sat down and said, "Come on, eat and eat." ”

Feng Feng squeezed him away and sat on his chair, and said while picking up vegetables with his chopsticks: "You go and move it again, you really don't have the eyesight." ”

Liu Bang said while moving a chair again: "I actually asked Lao Tzu to move a chair for you, and I am not afraid of breaking your life." ”

Feng Feng was calm and said, "Do you think you are the emperor?" ”

Liu Bang: "Don't mention the past. ”

Feng Feng has often eaten here recently, so she is very familiar with us, she ignored Liu Bang, took the hand of the bun and said: "Sister, how is the preparation for the wedding banquet, have all the people who should be called?" ”

Baozi glanced at me and said, "I'm not going to make a big deal, let's just have a meal close to each other." "Since I gave 50,000 yuan to her father, the bun seems to be a bit obedient, if it really depends on my previous savings, then I really have to ask someone to go to the food stall to rub it off.

Feng Feng glared at me and said, "What are you doing?" Want to trick my sister into the door like this? ”

Liu Bang said: "If you give money, we will do it!" ”

Feng Feng said: "Will me?" I don't care about anything else, the groom's best man's two suits are wrapped around me," Feng Feng said to me, "Qiangzi, don't worry, my sister will never fool you with fakes, let's spend 10,000 yuan." ”

Liu Bang pouted and said, "Ten thousand is amazing?" Hadron is my brother, and he should wear as much clothes as he wants. ”

Xiang Yu glanced at him, and gently patted the table to warn, although the two of them are not in conflict now, but after all, there is still a gap, and Xiang Yu is not used to Liu Bang pretending to be a big-tailed wolf.

Speaking of fame, I suddenly remembered Su Wu, and leaned over to Liu Bang and whispered, "How big an official is Guan Neihou?" ”

Liu Bang said: "It's not an official, it's a knighthood." ”

"How big?"

"Pretty much the last knight, what are you asking for?"

I wondered, "So it's not as big as me?" ”

Liu Bang said: "It's far away, the king side by side is you except me." ”

I patted my leg and sighed: "Su Wu is really at a loss, he sold his life to your Liu family for a lifetime, and finally made a little marquis official." ”

"Who is Su Wu?"

I said, "A loyal fan of your great-grandson, he has been herding sheep for nearly 20 years for that little thing in your family." ”

Liu Bang said: "What else is going on?" What happened to our Han Dynasty in the end? ”

I said, "Don't ask about the mess, who is Brother Ying crying with?" ”

Liu Bang nodded vigorously, and suddenly pointed at Xiang Yu and said, "This kid also has a share!" ”

Xiang Yu's expression was grim, and he held the cup and said to Qin Shi Huang: "Brother Ying, I toast you." ”

Qin Shi Huang smiled and said: "Just drink (wine)." ”

Liu Bang glanced at Baozi and whispered: "It's easy to talk about our affairs, and we'll be gone in a few months, but Baozi you plan to keep it from her?" ”

I said, "It depends, I don't want to take people back home after you leave, isn't it good to be confused for the rest of my life?" Speaking of which, a few of us glanced at Jing Ke intentionally or unintentionally, and the two fools didn't care about anything, and buried their heads in eating.

Seeing us muttering, Baozi asked, "What did you say?" ”

I casually said, "Tell me about the best man." ”

Baozi said: "Is it decided?" I think a big one is good. ”

Every time the bun calls Xiang Yu a big man, my heart flickers, do you call your ancestor like that?

I said flatly, "No! Poke such a high telephone pole around me, can others still see me? Xiang Yu was so angry that he slapped me on the back of the head.

Liu Bang said: "I'll come, I'll come." ”

Feng Feng said coldly: "It's almost as good as your best man and his father." ”

Liu Bang laughed and stabbed Xiang Yu: "Did you hear it, she said that I was like your father." Xiang Yu unceremoniously gave him a look too.

Baozi glanced at the bedroom mysteriously and said, "I think those two are okay, the best man and bridesmaid have it." ”

I shook my head again and again, "Don't be more handsome than me!" ”

If you want to say that I have a handsome guy, Hua Rong, which one of Song Qing can't do it? But will that still reveal me?

I swept through the crowd and said, "Gotta find someone uglier than me." ”

Everyone shook their heads together and said, "It's hard! Only Jing Ke bowed his head and picked up vegetables.

I said, "Kezi, it's just you." ”

The second fool said dissatisfiedly: "Why do you want me to accompany you whenever something bad happens?" ”

…… This fool is getting more and more zen when he speaks!

At this time, as soon as the bedroom door opened, Jin Shaoyan and Master Li came out together, Master Li's eyes were red, and Jin Shaoyan smiled at us a little shyly.

After these two people came out, they both looked a little embarrassed, talking absentmindedly with others, their necks were stiff, and they didn't talk to each other, Baozi looked left and right, pulled Master Li up and changed seats with her, and said, "When did I sit between the two of you?" ”

……

Today is Hua Rong and Pang Wanchun's appointment to be like an arrow, and the tactics are still sent by fax, the location is a mountain road, and the time is 9 o'clock in the evening.

I wondered, "Since it's archery, why did you set the time at night?" ”

Xiang Yu has been silently following behind me, before leaving, I asked him to promise me not to be impulsive before I brought him, then he said: "A good shooter has outstanding eyesight, and he can hit every shot at night." ”

Hua Rong also smiled faintly: "Exactly, he wants to compare his eyes with me!" ”

I said, "Are your eyes okay?" "I think that since that kid in Ran Dongye is a literary and artistic youth, he doesn't have myopia trachoma or something.

Hua Rong said: "It's almost the same as before. ”

I took out a biscuit and gave it to him: "Eat biscuits, so that you can nourish your strength." ”

Hua Rong didn't pay attention to it, and while stuffing it into his mouth, he checked the handlebar bow that Tang Long made for him, watching his mouth move, I couldn't help but be overjoyed, I also made a bow when I went home, and I could also experience the feeling of wearing Yang in a hundred steps.

How can this not remind me of the lyrics: If you love you, you will become you, hum, oh yes yes -

I noticed that Hua Rong was not only not the slightest nervous before the decisive battle, but a little excited, and I asked him, "Is it too big?" ”

Hua Rongxing rushed and said: "It's hard to say, but back then, the two of us were a little Yang Youji and a little Li Guang, both of us were famous for being good at shooting, we secretly weighed each other before we didn't levy Fang La, and later, we tried every possible way to compete with each other, but we had no choice but to make people, and in the end it didn't come true, and now we have a God-given opportunity, and we can finally finish this wish, and it doesn't matter who loses or wins." ”

I sweated and asked, "How do you compare?" Will it be dangerous? ”

Hua Rong said: "I'll follow him down, as for the danger, there must be a danger." ”

I swept around and asked, "What about Xiuxiu?" ”

Hua Rong said casually: "The military advisor sent the third sister to take her shopping." ”

I nervously took Hua Rong's hand and said, "You're not going to die, are you?" ”

Hua Rong laughed: "We people, our lives are no longer our own, if we care so much, I won't go to Liangshan in the first place!" ”

I shuddered, and I couldn't help but say, "Damn, outlaw." ”

Hua Rong smiled faintly when he heard this: "Well said, these three words could not be more appropriate to describe us." ”

I chased after his ass and said, "You can't die." ”

Hua Rong smiled: "That's what I said, no one wants to die." ”

I nodded, and immediately said nervously: "You can't kill Pang Wanchun, you have to know that now is not the era of your bloody rivers and lakes." ”

Hua Rong pulled out the arrows and proofread them one by one, and said, "Then it depends on how he compares the law." ”

I looked around and said, "What about Wu Song, will he go?" ”

Hua Rong said: "The military advisor has already called someone to tell him." ”

After dinner, the people of Liangshan gathered, and a few big cars I chartered also arrived, just when we were about to leave, two people ran over from afar, one was Baojin and the other was Fang Zhenjiang, Baojin hesitated again and again before he couldn't help but go again, because he had the best relationship with Pang Wanchun before, and now the two families are competing with arrows, he doesn't want to go to the beginning of the battle, and now it seems that he finally can't let go, Fang Zhenjiang left early in the morning, and rushed over after dealing with the affairs of the family, although he is also more concerned about Liangshan's affairs, but after all, he lacks the memory of his previous life, so there is still a layer of separation from the heroes, Fang Zhenjiang, as a modern person, didn't realize that this was a life-and-death contest, and he tried to talk to others several times along the way, but he didn't get a warm response. I have also been in a gloomy situation, I even forgot to give him the cookies I prepared for Fang Zhenjiang, I was trying to avoid casualties, but in the end I didn't come up with a good way, this time the more tricky problem was Hua Rong's problem, he had just woken up a few days, and his thinking was completely Liangshan-style.

Now is the season of the beginning of autumn, it is completely dark early in the morning, there are no street lights on this road, it is really out of sight, the mountain wind is getting stronger, whining, there are stone mountains on both sides of the road, it looks very desolate, no one can understand, why did the other party pick such a place, where is it suitable for archery except for the inaccessible?

After we arrived at the place, we saw that there was already a bus waiting for us in the middle of the rugged mountain road, the headlights were on, the light was quite sufficient, and the other party in addition to Pang Wanchun also had Li Tianyan and Wang Yin, this time it was Li Tianyan who carried the camera, Wang Yin sat on the ground by the wheel, and stared at Fang Zhenjiang coldly.

Pang Wanchun is already a middle-aged man, he is wearing a sportswear today, sneakers, and trouser corners are pinned into socks, like the captain of a corporate employee football team, with two big bags at his feet, he first waved at us politely, smiled and asked: "Where is Hua Rong?" ”

Hua Rong came out of the crowd, Pang Wanchun's first sight was the bow in his hand, I said, the bow is quite ugly, the appearance is obscene and ugly, but Pang Wanchun's eyes lit up when he saw it, he stared at the bow for a while, and finally sighed: "There are many talents on Liangshan, this is really true, the one who can make such a strong bow must be that Tang brother, right?" ”

Tang Long said triumphantly: "Exactly." ”

Lin Chong praised: "What a Pang Wanchun, I can actually see the beauty of this bow at a glance." ”

Wu Yong said worriedly: "Exactly, if he wants to laugh at this bow, it is not enough to worry, this person is not light or arrogant, subtle and cautious, and he is really a master of shooting." ”

Pang Wanchun opened a bag at his feet and said leisurely: "Although this bow skill is not bad, after all, it lacks the intimate spiritual surname made by his brother." As he spoke, he took out a large bow with a simple form from his bag, just looking at the appearance, it was better than the garbage truck handlebar in Hua Rong's hand, and it should have been carefully made by a rare bow carving master at a great price.

He pulled the bow on his back a few times, kicked the other bag far aside with his foot, and sneered: "I only said that Brother Hua should not be able to find a guy to take advantage of in a short time, and he also specially prepared one for you, now it seems that it is really a superfluous move." "They knew it as soon as they found Wu Song, and now that Hua Rong has returned, it is not surprising that they are ready.

Hua Rong hugged his fists and smiled: "I feel gracious." ”

Pang Wanchun looked at Hua Rong steadily, and suddenly said: "Brother Hua, you don't have to talk to me like this at all, everyone knows that although you and I are enemies, even back then, we have been friends for a long time, and if you want to say that the most intimate person in the world today, hehe, it is you the enemy." ”

Hua Rong leaned on the handlebars and smiled: "That's exactly what I said, I heard that you also called me by name before the battle, but unfortunately I haven't been able to meet, to be honest, I cried a lot on the day I heard that you died." ”

Pang Wanchun smiled: "Yes, I'm so lucky to die in front of you, that feeling of loneliness is not comfortable, right?" ”

We all had a chill, and the little appearance of these two heroes cherishing heroes is really disgusting! To put it mildly, we've all been thundered......

Hua Rong may also feel a little too much, and said uncomfortably: "Brother Pang, I don't know how you plan to compare?" ”

Pang Wanchun said: "I don't know if you want to be a literary competition or a martial arts competition?" ”

I said impatiently for Hua Rong: "I don't know how Wenbi is, how is Wubi? ”

Pang Wanchun said lightly: "The text is simpler, now that it is dark, just find a few trees and mark them on the leaves, which is the so-called 100 steps through the poplar ......"

Hua Rong interrupted him without waiting for him to finish: "Let's talk about the second way." ”

It's all false to say that there is any sympathy for each other, these two people are enemies after all, and now they have the smell of gunpowder when they speak.

Pang Wanchun seemed to know Hua Rong's choice, and when he heard him say this, he immediately took out another bag from the car they were driving, opened it, took out two pieces of clothes, and brought out two small TVs, we didn't know what he was going to do, and we couldn't help but take a step forward together.

Pang Wanchun picked up one of the clothes and put it on his body, saying that it was a piece of clothing, but it was actually composed of a few threads and a few semicircular balls, the small balls were no bigger than longan, and they were worn by threads, and now a set was on the body, showing several distribution points, namely: forehead, shoulders, heart and knees.

Hua Rong couldn't help but ask, "What is this?" ”

Pang Wanchun pressed the button on his waist, and those small balls suddenly lit up at the same time, and in the dark night, Pang Wanchun suddenly changed from a vague shadow to a clear 6 small dots, which could be seen clearly no matter how far he stood up. He didn't answer our random questions right away, turned on a small TV and put it in front of us, and finally pressed the little bright spot in his heart, and a number "10" suddenly appeared on the TV screen. Then he pressed a few more times on the highlights of his shoulders and knees, and the stats increased by 5 points and 5 points.

By this time, I had roughly understood that Pang Wanchun was now a live target, but there was a specific range of points.

Sure enough, Pang Wanchun said to Hua Rong: "This dress is a sensor, and the TV is a display screen...... and he raised his hand, "Brother Hua, do you see those two mountains?" ”

When we looked at it, we saw a relatively flat mountain on both sides of the road, far from each other, about 100 meters away.

Pang Wanchun said: "You and I each go to the top of a mountain, wear this kind of clothes to shoot at each other, with 50 arrows in half an hour as the boundary, whoever has the highest score wins, do you dare?" ”

Hua Rong said: "This method is novel and interesting!" ”

Pang Wanchun said: "I'll talk about the rules in detail, this dress is very exquisite, only shoot the red dot to score, and it won't be injured Needless to say, what I want to say is that if you shoot outside the red dot, with the strength of your and my bow, then I'm afraid that I will pass through the body, so the most basic rule of this game is: as long as someone is injured, then immediately declare the losing party the loser, and will be left to the injured side, do you dare?" ”

Hua Rong picked up his clothes and looked at them, and said, "What if the one who was injured first died right now?" ”

Pang Wanchun said: "The loser is naturally self-defeating. ”

Hua Rong didn't say a word and put on those small balls, and asked, "Can you dodge?" ”

"Yes, as long as you don't go down the mountain, you can run and jump as you please."

Hua Rong said: "It's really fun! ”

Pang Wanchun said: "The last point, let me talk about the score," he pointed to the small dot on his heart, "here is 10 points, two shoulders and two knees are 5 points, and here ......" he pointed to his forehead and said, "It's 15 points!" If no one is injured after half an hour, it depends on the score on the monitor, is there anything else that Brother Hua doesn't understand? ”

Hua Rong said loudly: "No." ”

"Okay, please!" Pang Wanchun pointed to the mountain on Hua Rong's side.

Hua Rong smiled politely, "Please." ”

(To be continued)