Baozi asked me while opening the meal: "Did you call Liu Ji?" ”

I said, "Hit, that kid is helping Fengfeng fake now, he's very busy." ”

Baozi said: "You greet people first, and I will have two dishes left." ”

I said to the room, "Sit down—who's going to call the Kezi back?" ”

Jin Shaoyan was by the window, he leaned on the window and opened his mouth, and he didn't know what to say, so he had to sit down, Qin Shihuang picked up an old bottle cap and threw it down, only to hear Jing Ke ask downstairs: "Have you eaten?" After a while, he ran up.

I saw that a large table of people was already seated, and it was okay to be so stuffy anymore, so I had to say: "Officially introduce, this is Jin Shaoyan's younger brother - Jin Shaoyan, do you remember?" ”

I saw Jin Shaoyan still ask Master Li in a low voice: "Have you really seen someone exactly like me before?" Then he took the opportunity to sit next to Master Li.

We scolded together in our hearts: "Pretend to be b!" ”

Master Li didn't know what to say, so he could only smile slightly.

I asked without words, "Does Mr. Kim bet on horses?" ”

Jin Shaoyan said: "Play occasionally, I said I ...... a while ago Uh, I also helped my brother buy a horse called 'Repeated Defeats', does Mr. Xiao also understand the Book of Horses? ”

Repeated defeats? Isn't it just that horse that runs like a lame rabbit? Jin 2 and I used it to get close to Jin 1, and I was really interested in this, asking, "What, are you really optimistic about it?" ”

Jin Shaoyan didn't care about pretending to be stupid anymore, shook his head and said: "I bought it because I saw a news that this 'Repeated Defeat' has had mediocre results since winning one last time, and its owner is going to sell it to the circus, so I bought it back at a high price." ”

I said, "You want it to compete in the mainland?" "I really haven't heard of large-scale horse betting activities on the mainland.

Jin Shaoyan said: "I didn't think about letting it race again, now it eats and grazes on my own grass, and running around is better than a clown standing on its back and making people laugh." ”

Master Li knew about me and Jin Shaoyan's bet on horses before, and then couldn't help asking: "That horse made you lose such a big face, why are you still so good to it?" ”

Jin Shaoyan said: "It's not a matter of face, its performance on the field really shocked me and made me understand a lot of the truth of being a man." ”

Master Li was stunned, and really smiled at Jin Shaoyan.

I know that Jin Shaoyan is taking the opportunity to flaunt himself, but calculate the time, "repeated defeats and repeated battles" is really what he bought before he took medicine, which shows that this kid is really touched, it seems that even the previous Jin Shaoyan is not completely useless, at least somewhere in his heart has a very soft side.

At this time, Baozi came out of the kitchen with two dishes and said, "Qiangzi, pour wine for everyone, why are you stupid today?" ”

Baozi came over to set the dishes, Jin Shaoyan moved to the side, and Baozi sat between him and Master Li.

Jin Shaoyan smiled bitterly at me and spread his shoulders.

I poured wine into everyone's glass, held it up and said, "Some of us are meeting for the first time, so let's have a toast first." "It's not the first time these people have met anyone.

After we finished drinking, Baozi put down the wine glass and asked Jin Shaoyan: "Oh yes, I haven't bothered to ask you what your name is?" ”

Jin Shaoyan: "My name is Jin Shaoyan...... where will I think of a new name at this time?

It was still Master Li who had a quick brain and said, "His name is Jin Shaomiao." ”

"Meow? Cat names—" Bun said.

At this time, Jin Shaoyan had already guessed which character Master Li was talking about, according to the Chinese habit of naming names, there is generally one word between brothers that is the same, and then the other word is either the same radical, or according to a certain meaning, the word "Yan" is two fires, then it is reasonable for Jin Shaoyan's younger brother to be called Jin Shaomiao.

"It's the vast Miao......" Jin Shaoyan explained.

"How did you write it?" With the education level of Baozi, I guess she doesn't know this word even when she sees it.

Jin Shaoyan had no choice but to say: "Three waters." ”

The second fool gnawed on the chicken paws, and suddenly said for no reason: "Water and fire are incompatible." ”

Everyone at our table gasped, and a fool Leng Ding said this, which seemed to be very Zen, which made the already cramped atmosphere suddenly tense - I think this sentence should have been taught to him by Prince Dan back then.

The bun was scratched on the table for a while, and said with a smile: "It's true! But your three waters are much more powerful than your brother's two fires. ”

Xiang Yu smiled: "Originally, but adding a few words in the middle, wouldn't the meaning be reversed?" ”

Fortunately, Baozi was not interested in dwelling on this issue, so she asked Jin Shaoyan: "Your brother is very good abroad, we all miss him." ”

Jin Shaoyan reluctantly smiled: "It's good......"

Baozi held his chin and looked at Jin Shaoyan and said, "Your brothers won't really fall out because of property, right?" ”

"How can it be that there is none?"

"That is, there is no overnight feud between brothers, and besides, your family's money for 100 people is enough to spend several lifetimes, what are you fighting for? Give him a call, and we'll talk to him as well. ”

……

As soon as this request was made, everyone was dumbfounded, and now there is a more interesting situation: now there is finally a person who doesn't know that Jin Shaoyan is Jin Shaoyan.

Jin Shaoyan was stunned for a long time and didn't move, and Baozi asked strangely: "You don't even know his number, right?" Or your phone can't make international calls? ”

Obviously, neither of these reasons makes sense.

Now it's clear that this call has to be made. Baozi doesn't like "Jin Shaomiao", not because he speaks stiffly, the biggest reason is because I made up a brother for Jin Shaoyan with a casual nonsense, in Baozi's impression, Jin Shaoyan is amiable, but he, the "brother", has been eyeing him to death, if you don't make this call, it will be like taking this matter seriously...... According to the surname of Baozi's love and hate, it is not impossible to turn his face on the spot.

Jin Shaoyan took out the phone procrastinatingly, looked at us for help, and saw that there was no response, so he had to dial, and then he put the phone next to his ear and listened, I think it was best for him to really call a foreign friend now, and say a few words in a foreign language to suit the situation, maybe he can fool the bun over.

I only heard Jin Shaoyan say: "Hey? ”

In addition to the buns, a table of people ate all the dishes to their noses: Hey? Who is this with?

Jin Shaoyan said decently: "Brother, it's me, who do you guess I'm with?" …… Oh, no, I'm having dinner with your former friends—"

We all secretly pick our fingers: worthy of being the president of a film and television company, it's really like!

Then I saw a sly light flashing in Jin Shaoyan's eyes: "Oh, you want to talk to them?" ”

We fainted together, this kid, this trick is too ruthless to move Jiangdong!

Jin Shaoyan handed the phone to Master Li: "He said he wanted to talk to you first." ”

Baozi said with a smile: "Jin Shaoyan, this kid is really a heavy color and light friend." ”

Master Li could only answer the phone with a blank face, she had to continue acting now, because Jin Shaoyan did it to cooperate with her.

Master Li picked up the phone and said softly, "Hey, how are you?" Take care of yourself outside......" Although there were only a few words, with infinite melancholy, even Jin Shaoyan was moved, as if someone really wanted to rob Master Li with him.

Master Li stopped talking, and listened quietly for a long time, as if someone on the other side was really talking to him. After a while, she handed me the phone: "Cousin......"

I said in my heart that it was finally my turn, I adjusted my expression, and as soon as I took the phone, I laughed out loud and said, "Hahaha, did you get a foreign girl?" A young man inside said frantically: "This is the customer service department of Gome Electrical Appliances, No. 250 is at your service, please explain the situation......

I deliberately said loudly, "Don't you still think about my cousin?" ”

Young man: "...... Who is your cousin? ”

I laughed and said, "It's already dawn over there?" It's not dark on our side yet! ”

The young man had completely stopped speaking in that mechanical tone, he probably handed the phone to the person next to him, and said novelly: "Eh, listen, is this stupid B a string?" ”

Damn, I remember your service number, and I'll complain about you in a while!

Baozi said: "Don't be wordy, if you are serious, I also have something to say!" ”

I shouted, "Who do you want to talk to again?" Oh, Brother Ying, you're waiting. ”

Master Li suddenly became nervous.

I handed the phone to Qin Shi Huang, and the fat man pretended to swallow all the food in his mouth before taking it, and after listening to it, he threw the phone to Jin Shaoyan: "Hehe, hang it." ”

I have to say, the fat man is too tall! I heard it talking inside. However, my performance with Master Li has dispelled Baozi's doubts, and the last trick of Ying Fat Man has put Master Li at ease.

The atmosphere suddenly eased greatly, we talked and laughed, and raised our glasses frequently, Master Li couldn't stop secretly looking at Jin Shaoyan, she shouldn't be able to figure out why Jin Shaoyan did that.

At this moment, the stairs sounded, Liu Bang stepped in in a hurry, and when he saw our family, he said while moving chairs: "Today is really full of people, yo!" Kim is here too? ”

We all winked at him in a hurry, and even the second fool winked at him ambiguously.

But no matter how smart Liu Bang is, how can he figure out the joints? He was stunned for a moment, and then understood that it was not appropriate to talk too much at this moment, so he set up a chair while observing his words.

Jin Shaoyan had already stood up and took the initiative to introduce himself and said: "I am Jin Shaoyan's twin brother, my name is Jin Shaomiao......" He paused when he said this, because he saw that at this time, another person came up at the staircase, Liu Bang's concubine Black Widow Fengfeng.

As soon as Feng Feng went upstairs, Jin Shaoyan was standing at a table full of people, she naturally took a second look, and shouted in just a moment: "Mr. Jin, are you here too?" ”

Jin Shaoyan was confused: "I'...... Know you? ”

Feng Feng smiled: "Of course you don't know me, but I know you, a few days ago, I also participated in that celebrity sorority." ”

Liu Bang turned around and said disdainfully: "How did you get in as a fake brand-seller?" ”

Feng Feng said indifferently: "That's not simple? I made a leave invitation and went in. ”

Liu Bang said: "It's better to guard the door or Yulin Army." ”

Jin Shaoyan was already uncomfortable at this time, Feng Feng said: "By the way, Mr. Jin, what did you just say?" Aren't you called Jin Shaoyan anymore? ”

Baozi introduced with a smile: "Look, it's all mistaken, this is Jin Shaoyan's younger brother." ”

Feng Feng shouted: "No, the magazine has written 'Kinmen's only son' for more than 20 years, where did Jin Shaoyan come from?" ”

Baozi said to Jin Shaoyan: "Are you a black family born by your parents?" My colleague has a younger brother who has been living in the countryside and has only returned to the city last year, and the young man is 23 years old and we met for the first time......"

Although Liu Bang hadn't figured out the situation yet, he immediately caught the mistake in Baozi's words: "No, no, haven't you heard people say that they are twins, and the twin countries don't care." ”

…… The emperor of the Han Dynasty was very familiar with the current basic national policy of family planning.

Feng Feng glanced at Jin Shaoyan and said dissatisfiedly: "Mr. Jin, did you say this when you saw me coming, don't you worry, although I am a fake, haven't I developed into the pirated disc industry?" You don't have to be afraid of me begging you to do something, when I want to do it, some people go to the cinema to shoot secretly......"

Liu Bang scolded: "You stupid B, I told you a long time ago that making pirated books is the way to do now!" ”

Feng Feng scolded back: "You know the royal way of a fart!" ”

Liu Bang scolded again: "Lao Tzu was the king back then!" ”

Baozi ignored the "flirting and scolding" of these two people, and asked Jin Shaoyan: "What's the matter with you?" ”

Jin Shaoyan let out a long sigh: "Let's be honest with you, I'm Jin Shaoyan - I can't pretend anymore." ”

The second fool heard it and shouted: "Aren't you not allowed to say it?" ”

Master Li's face showed a wry smile, a little disappointed, and a little relieved, now the game can finally be over, the "Jin Shaomiao" who has a tense face but looks a little cute is gone forever, in order to play this game, at least he is no longer the businessman who has become cold and mean.

Jin Shaoyan suddenly said to Master Li: "Xiao Nan, it's me, I'm 'that' Jin Shaoyan!" ”

The clever Master Li of course immediately heard what the so-called "that" meant at this moment, she looked at Jin Shaoyan in shock, and Jin Shaoyan nodded to her imperceptibly.

As a result, the result we expected did not appear, most of us thought that Master Li would rush into Jin Shaoyan's arms desperately, and at that time, we should applaud and applaud when we should have ordered foreign wax, and engaged in some metaphysical things, and we also wasted him.

Who knew that Master Li suddenly stood up, poured the wine in the cup on Jin Shaoyan's face, turned around and entered the bedroom angrily, and slammed the door.

Baozi smiled inexplicably: "Didn't you just go around in such a big circle just to tease me?" ”

Jin Shaoyan wiped the wine on his face and said, "Baozi, your figure is still so good." ”

Baozi pinched the wine glass and didn't know what to say.

Jin Shaoyan wiped the wine, pointed to the bedroom door with us, and said unnaturally: "I'll go see her ......"

None of us paid any attention to him, but as soon as he left, we all stared at him with our spare eyes.

Xiang Yu said in a low voice: "With the wisdom of the teacher, I should have seen the clue a long time ago, but it can be seen that love makes people stupid." ”

I wondered, "You mean to say that the master likes Jin Shaoyan?" ”

Qin Shi Huang said: "Crooked silk (that) is absolutely dripping!" Did you touch (not) see her Nazar (what) splash him? ”

I said, "What's the matter?" ”

The fat man swept his eyes to Master Li's seat, and stopped speaking meaningfully.

When I looked at it, because there were many small dishes on the table, the dish closest to Master Li was eggplant with oil paste.

The fat man probably meant that Master Li didn't have Jin Shaoyan in his heart, and he wouldn't drink if he copied it......

At this time, Jin Shaoyan had already quietly entered the bedroom - there was no door lock.

Liu Bang immediately approached us and asked, "Hey, what do you think the master will say to Xiaojin?" ”

A few of us looked very arrogant, and said casually: "Kezi, tell him!" ”

The second silly laughed: "I guess she told him, 'You go out.'" ’”

Liu Bang was curious: "And then, what did Xiao Jin say?" ”

I, Xiang Yu, and Qin Shi Huang told him in unison: "I won't go out!" ”

(To be continued)